英语话剧穿越
1. 人鱼公主结局搞笑创意改编,演英语话剧用的,可以穿越啊,角色客串啊,或者....希望大家发挥想象力,提供创意,
小人鱼因为变成泡沫的缘故后来发明了洗衣粉,1000年以后开了一家洗衣店.某天,王子来到洗衣店洗衣服,结果,.....1000后的再次相遇啊.拥抱在一起!!!
2. 急需一个英语的短剧剧本（6人左右6-10分钟）急！！！！！！！！！
建议你去看看 《生活大爆炸》和《老爸老妈的浪漫史》都是美国情景剧。可以从这两里面找找如果楼主是高中生的话 建议还是看看 生活大爆炸。里面有涉及一些物理知识 老爸老妈的浪漫史搬上高中舞台的话有点不妥当咯
3. 求英语短剧的剧本！
Characters: (In the order of appearance)
Jerry as Michael (M)
Li as Alex (A)
Mark as Chris (C)
Vincent as Waiter (W)
The three emotions we express in this play: victorious, disgusted and confused
SCENE 1
(In the Railway Station)
M: Alex, Chris! You are back!
A&C: Michael! Oh, thank you for picking us here. We're so glad to see you!
M: Me too. Congratulations to your victory in the national final competition! It must be an exciting moment when you heard that you get the golden medals, isn't it?
A: Yes. I just can't believe that we defeated all other competitors! Right, Chris?
C: Yes, it was really amazing. You know, just in one second, you became the winner, and you became the elite. It happened so sudden that I wondered whether I was dreaming.
M: Well, you guys will soon find that you're not dreaming. Now you're the idols of all the students in the university! I think you can attend the American Idol now!
A: Oh, please, I don't want to be idol…
C: (Interrupt): Yes, because you're not an American idol, you're just "Alex idiot".
A: Hey, Chris! (All of them laugh)
M: Ok, guys, it's getting late. You must be hungry after 23-hours trip. What about going to have dinner first?
C: That sounds great to me. What about you, Alex?
A: I'm starving. Let's go.
SCENE 2
(In the restaurant)
A: We've sit here for five minutes, and no waiter comes!
M: Come on, Alex, have patience. Maybe they're just too busy to serve us.
C: Really? I don't think they're busy. Look at those two waiters, they're laughing, but not working! Hey! You! Come here! (A second) Please bring us the menus.
W: OK, sir. Here you are, sir.
A: You see, we have three people here. Can you bring two more menus for us?
W: Sorry, sir. We don't have extra menus.
C: Oh, you don't? Then what's that? (Point to the other table) Don't tell me that's not menu.
W: It is, sir. But it belongs to that table.M: But we can't see anyone having dinner there.
W: Yes, but…
C: Don't say any "but" to me. Now, you bring the menus to us, or we bring the complaints to your boss.
W: OK, here you are, sir.
(They order the food)
SCENE 3
(30 minutes later)
A: I'm starving! Where's our food? Waiter!
W: Yes, sir?
M: We give the order 30 minutes ago, but nothing is served still. Can you ask the kitchen to cook faster?
W: Oh, they cook fast, very fast. But your food is not easy to cook, it needs more time. You should be patience.
C: We should be patience? Yes, we are patience, we are patience enough to wait for the mother pig giving birth to the baby pig, we are patience enough to wait for the baby pig growing up, and we are patience enough to wait for the grown pig being killed and becoming my pork steak! Now, give you five minutes. If we can't see our food in five minutes, we will give our patience to another better-served restaurant!
W: OK, sir. Please wait a second.
SCENE 4
(The food is being served)
M: I ordered the Cappuccino, but what's this? Coca Cola?
W: Exactly, it's Pepsi Cola.
M: I don't care what kind of cola it is, what I want is coffee, not cola!
W: Well, sir, they share the same color. And I think cola tastes better…
C: Great, and rabbit and rat share the same letters. So why don't you give me a rat if I order the rabbit? Jesus! Ridiculous!
A: I can't stand this stupid restaurant and this idiotic waiter any more. Chris, Michael, let's go.
C&M: Right, let's go.
SCENE 5
(Outside the restaurant)
A: I can't believe that is a restaurant. I'd rather say that it's a psychiatric hospital!
M: Yes, that's terrible! How can it survive in the market economics?
C: The important thing is how can it survive in Guangzhou? This city is going to hold the Asian Game in 2010. If there're some more restaurants like this, what will the foreign people think about Guangzhou and China?
A, C&M: (Sigh)
4. 英语话剧剧本（短篇)
英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.
F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.
旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..
正剧：(P,K出场)
P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.
K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)
P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品
Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)
K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’.(作充满自信状)
P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!
K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)
P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’.
P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)
K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)
P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.
P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)
K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)
K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)
P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)
K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)
P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)
K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M:Really.Idon’,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?
F:No,Ihaven’t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?
M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?
K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)
M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?
P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)
P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)
M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)
P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)
M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)
P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)
M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!
K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)
M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!
毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
5. 推荐英文短剧剧本
荆轲刺秦王吧 我们刚演过 效果很好
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）
I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
The End
6. 经典英语话剧剧本
白雪公主和七个小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音乐起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起，皇后出场
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
猎人：Yes. I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
猎人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.
猎人：Yes!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
猎人：Yes!
----音乐起
白雪：( 高兴地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( 看到后大声哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人： I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
猎人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②开心果：Who is it?
③喷嚏精：Maybe it’s the ghost!
④瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老顽固：Maybe it’s the witch.
⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来
老学究：What a lovely child!
开心果：How beautiful!
喷嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老顽固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒来 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齐说) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究：If you look after our house.
开心果：If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔镜： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇后：Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老学究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音乐起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(谢幕)
7. 求英语话剧故事
对于不起,你打错了,第二部分
科学家
(拿起电话。)
你好埃迪。您desea来一个我家y nuestra俱乐部preparacion吗?
maybe that's her now. hello.
person waiting for the call
科学家:
(挂断电话。电话响了。)
operator:
(电话响了。人等待召唤去接电话。)
operator
打得累阿~ 希望有帮到你喔 其他的加我我在发给你~ 希望点赞,谢谢^_^
uh, sorry but there's no eddie here. you must have the wrong number.
啊,对于不起,但没有埃迪在这里。你绝对于是打错电话了。
hello?
小丑:
对于不起,没有埃迪在这里!
young student:
person waiting for the call:
(挂断电话。电话响了。)
radio dj:
(hangs up phone. growls. turns on answering machine and walks off.)
总统(校长)
经营者
艾米丽发挥自己的灵感来源于一种埃克塞特大学,尼克-海德菲尔德
人等待召唤:
人等待召唤:
(拿起电话。)
人等待召唤:
(hangs up phone. phone rings again.)
sorry, but you definitely have the wrong number!
对于不起,这里没有埃迪在这里。你打错号码了。
congratulations eddie! you are the lucky winner of a year's supply of pickles!
(电话答录机自动应答。我们听到:“嗨,这是耶西,请给我捎个信。”
(电话响了)
cast:
hello?
人等待召唤:
person waiting for the call:
listen, for the last time, there's no eddie here!
人等待召唤:
人等待召唤:
我还在等待总统的电话,但我总听到这些埃迪电话!
inspired by a play from emily of exeter, nh
(hangs up phone. phone rings again.)
接线员:
clown:
(挂断了。电话响了。)
scientist
eddie? did i leave my rubber nose at your house?
person waiting for the call:
爱迪吗?我才走我的橡皮的鼻子在你家里进行吗?
抱愧, 不是这清华分住房个号码 第2部分
人等待召唤:
2电话;2张座椅,报纸以“总统发现鞋子”;背包和书籍;试管,腌汁的容器;总统密封,服装和化妆服装:小丑为小丑,实验室外套,狂发为科学家,随便”历程中他的假发掉落。cool-cat”的衣服给电台的主持人。
person waiting for the call:
(科学家穿着labcoat,戴著假发的头发和古怪的。)
电台的主持人
喂?
sorry, wrong number, part 2
(phone rings. person waiting for the call goes to answer the phone.)
喂?
person waiting for the call:
i'm still waiting for the president to call, but i keep getting these eddie calls!
person waiting for the call:
sorry, there's no eddie here!
人等待召唤:
(young student has a backpack and is holding books. young student is speaking in spanish.)
scientist:
你好,我是接线员打电话,你会接管对于方付费电话爱迪吗?
(scientist is dressed in a labcoat, and is wearing a wig with wacky looking hair.)
喂?
person waiting for the call:
人等待召唤:
(说大声念给自己看报纸说,“总统发现鞋”。)
小丑
埃迪,回到实验室快!我只是了一个惊人的发现!
setting: 2 separate living rooms, one on each side of the stage. callers on opposite side of stage from person waiting for call to give sense of being in different place.
被emily of exeter, nh的话剧激发的灵感
hello?
hello?
radio dj
president
eddie, come down to the lab quick! i just made an amazing discovery!
等电话的人
dj
小丑
人等待召唤:
person waiting for the call:
年轻的学生:
将:
hello, this is the operator calling, will you accept a collect call for eddie?
(小丑是穿得像个小丑,穿着小丑妆。)
年轻的学生
(年轻学生有一个背包,把书。年轻的学生说西班牙语。)
i'm sorry, there's no eddie here. you have the wrong number.
(挂断电话。咆哮。打开答录机和走出来。)
人等待召唤
hola eddie. usted desea venir a mi casa y nuestra preparacion junto?
(clown is dressed like a clown and is wearing clown makeup.)
the presidentprops/costumes:
(hangs up phone. phone rings again.)
2 phones;2 chairs;newspaper with "president finds shoes";backpack and books;test tubes;jars of pickles;presidential seal;costumes: clown costume and make-up for clown, lab coat and crazy hair wig for scientist, casual "cool-cat" clothes for radio dj.
总统道具/服装:
总统:
person waiting for the call:
president:
(电台的主持人穿着随便dj的衣服。他在等待一罐腌菜。)
(radio dj is wearing casual dj clothes. he is holding a jar of pickles.)
哪位高阿里巴巴人能帮忙翻译下?我英语不怎么好,许多地方翻译过来不太通顺。。翻译好的加分
(挂断电话。电话响了。)
young student
听着,这是最后一次了,没有埃迪在这里!
(picking up phone.)
庆祝你艾迪!你是幸运的胜利者一年的腌菜的供应。
小学生
person waiting for the call:
(hangs up. phone rings again.)
this is the president. i just want to congratulate you on finding my lucky shoe. also, could you please have eddie give me a call?
(phone rings again)
没有最合适的解答
(answering machine picks up. we hear, "hi this is jesse, please leave me a message.")
卡斯(演员)
(speaking aloud to herself reading newspaper that says "president finds shoe".)
总统
这是总统。我只是想庆祝你找到我的幸运鞋。同时,请把埃迪给我打个电话?
clown
抱愧,但是你绝对于是打错电话了。
也许那是她的了。你好。
喂?
科学家
(picking up phone.)
电台的主持人:
设置:二个单独的客厅,每边各一个了舞台。人在另一端的人等待著阶段打电话给感觉自己是在不同的地方。
8. 求一英语舞台剧剧本，演大概5到7分钟，话题是关于changing times或者穿越
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