适合四个人演的话剧
① 求:四个人可以表演的短话剧或者电影片段(能搞笑最好)Thanks!
二天下无贼打劫片段
劫匪一(范伟饰,以下称范):打…打…打……………
劫匪二(娘娘腔):劫
范:对,打劫
黎叔(葛优饰):我最烦你们这些打劫的,一点技术含量都没有
娘娘腔(扁黎叔):打劫,知道吗?
范:各种卡,快…快…快主动啊。(夺一女乘客钱包)让你不给我
娘娘腔:你这什么东西?
范(对娘娘腔):大哥,稍……等一会,我要……劫个色。(走向PPMM刘若英)IC、 IP、IQ卡,通通告诉……我密码。
刘德华:报告打劫的,没有IQ卡。
范:怎……么没有?
刘:我有IQ,你没有
范:把你……的给我,我……我不就有了吗?
刘(学范):给你…你…你…你也用…用不了。
范:把密码给我,我就就就就能用
刘:没有密码。IQ是智商
范:智商是什么东西,拿拿拿来
刘:智商是脑子
娘娘腔:哎呀!真笨,他说你没脑子
范(冲娘娘腔):你TM才没脑子呢
娘娘腔:哎?不是我说你没脑子,是他说你没脑子
范(冲刘):你TM咒我没脑子,你
刘:我没有说你没脑子,我说你缺心眼
范(高举斧子):我让你缺脑袋,你信不信?(见刘手中有纸包)手……手里什么东西?
(声色俱厉)手……手里什么东西?
刘:钱…钱…钱
范(夺):钱你不拿来
刘:这是我孝敬我爹的
范:我现在就是你爹
……范动作过大,纸包散开……
范(见是冥币,对娘娘腔说):大……大哥,他……他耍我
刘:不是说过吗?
范:你以为我傻呢。是吧?这是给死人用的纸钱
……众人大笑……
娘娘腔:严肃点,严肃点。不许笑,我们这打劫呢
范冲着乐着的女便衣警察:“就你觉得这个事有意思吗?那你认识这个是什么吗”(说着把斧子就举了起来)
警很镇静的回答:“斧子”
范:“腰~~~腰~~~~腰~~~~~腰~~~~~藏着什么?”
警:“没什么,不信你摸”
范乐了:“哎!哎!你让我摸的啊”
(摸到一把抢)
警:“摸到了吗?”
范傻了:“恩”
警察:“什么啊?”
冯:“什么啊?摸着什么了你说话啊?”
范大喊:“枪!!!!”
警站起:“不许动,警察”
END~
校园小品剧本:搞笑幽默相声小品短剧本台词
校园小品
人物:团支书,小艾,小玲,小伍
场景:教室
团支书:同学们,同窗们,同志们,同胞们,同。。。同。。。同什么们!请大家听我说一句!
三人:说吧。
团支书:你们听不听啊?
三人:听着呢!
团支书:真的听?
三人:真的!
团支书:确定?
三人:确定。
团支书:不反悔?
三人:不反悔。
团支书:你们是认真的?没骗我?
三人:你说不说啊?
团支书:噢,我开始说了!----我要说什么来的?
三人晕倒。
团支书:啊!!!!对了!
三人坐起。
团支书:我真的忘了我要说什么!
三人又晕倒。
团支书:好了,言归传正,你们再不能醉死梦生了!你们一定要自强不息,自告奋勇,自,自,自。。。好好改过,抵制日货!
小玲:这都什么乱七八糟的!
团支书:小玲!你为什么上课要睡觉?
小玲:我困故我睡!
团支书:你为什么不在宿舍睡?
小玲:我也想啊!可老师不让走!
团支书:你就不能下课睡?
小玲:我下课了也睡!
团支书:那你晚上做什么?
小玲:你晚上做什么?
团支书:睡觉啊!
小玲:我们这个习性一样!
团支书:你除了睡觉还做什么?
小玲:很重要的事!----吃饭!
团支书:那学习怎么办?
③ 适合4个人表演的节目
搞个话剧啊 ? 我们宿舍才艺秀六个人就搞了一个话剧! 把各种经典的电视剧里面的情节串联起来 是搞笑型的
④ 四个人可以演的小品剧本
甲:今天咱们要演出;
乙:叫我四人出节目;
丙:冥思苦想想半天;
丁:(左手握拳置于左眼眶上侧,低头)酷!
甲:唱歌跳舞不在行;
乙:相声小品演不出;
丙:眼看演出要开始;
丁:(做傻眼状)木!
甲:叫苦连连也没用;
乙:不如上网来求助;
丙:网上作品真不少;
丁:(做吃惊状)唬!
甲:赶忙四处来点击;
乙:看看哪里有出路;
丙:笑话谜语真不错;
丁:(竖大拇指)服!
甲:有个笑话真不错;
乙:保证听了笑破肚;
丙:编成一个三句半;
丁:行不?
(停一下,问大家行不行,行则继续说下去)
甲:既然大家都说行;
乙:咱四人拿它做节目;
丙:晚会上面演一演;
丁:是任务!
甲:话说某女长得丑;
乙:已经长到三十九;
丙:一直没能嫁出门;
丁:犯愁!
甲:听说某地拐人口;
乙:卖为人妇到山沟;
丙:丑女一想真不错;
丁:走走!
甲:一走果然被盯上;
乙:丑女被人蒙上了头;
丙:抓进车里车起步;
丁:开走!
甲:车开半路停下来;
乙:人贩子一看吓昏了头;
丙:如此丑女谁人要;
丁:掉头!
甲:车子回到老地方;
乙:丑女死活不肯走;
丙:甘心被卖为人妇;
丁:稀有。
甲:人贩子这回犯了愁;
乙:不知如何赶她走;
丙:忽然横心一声吼;
丁:车留下,咱们走!
甲、乙、丙:(望丁)啊?!(完)
⑤ 四个人的话剧表演,大约5到10分钟
灰姑娘(Cinderella) 第一场布景:灰姑娘家 旁白:, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much. 父亲: Dear daughter! These presents are for your birthday! Do you like them? 灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.(开心地接过) 父亲: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever! 旁白:But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately. Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are COMING. 后妈: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! (四周看了看,开始乱翻东西,拿起些东西来看) 后妈女儿(1): Yes, and so many fruits.(一个个用手指点) Apples,bananas, mangoes and lychees. Wow, I like them. (吃水果) 后妈女儿(2):(打开衣柜,翻翻看看) Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) 灰姑娘:Oh, no, please, that’s my dress. This new dress is bought by my father(跑过去,想把那条裙子拿过来). 后妈女儿(2): Who are YOU? (把那条裙子藏到一边,厌恶地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?(退了几步,回头看后妈,用手指指了指灰姑娘) 后妈: She is your little sister. But it doesn't matter. Now! Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us. RIGHT NOW! 灰姑娘: Why? I'm not your servant.(插着腰,皱着眉很生气的样子) 后妈: Yeah.(点头). But from NOW ON you are our servant.(很凶的样子) 后妈女儿(1): Mum, I like this dress. (拽灰姑娘的衣服) 后妈女儿(2):I like her necklace. (抢走她的项链戴在脖子上) 灰姑娘:Oh, no, PLEASE!!! (哭喊) 旁白:After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night.(Cinderella在洗衣服,扫地,干别的家务活) She had no room to live and she have to sleep in sofa(睡在沙发上); she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty. 第二场布景:灰姑娘家 (士兵在门外敲门) 后妈: Who is it? 士兵: I'm the soldier of the palace. (后妈打开门)Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house. Good-bye, madam! 后妈: What is it? (打开信看——欢呼,向后妈女儿(1)(2)招手)Helen, Jenny, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom. 后妈女儿(1): Hooray! I'll be the queen! 后妈女儿(2): Hey, I will be the queen, not YOU!! 后妈: Okay, girls. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately! 灰姑娘: (小心地走出来问道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too. 两个后妈女儿: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. (大笑起来) 灰姑娘(看着在镜子前整理衣服化妆的后妈):Mum,please, can I… 后妈: Girls, are you ready? Let's go. Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework FIRST! Good night!! (后妈和她的女儿很骄傲地走出门外,灰姑娘很伤心地坐到地上哭了。这时,猫、鸽子和狗来了) 灰姑娘: (猛然发现)Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? 猫,鸽子,狗: Don't be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you. If we can help you, we will do our best! 灰姑娘:Oh,my friend,thank you very much. But I haven’t any beautiful dresses now! What can I do? WHO can help me? 仙女:(突然跳着舞出现) Poor girl, let ME help you. You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you need a beautiful dress.(挥动魔杖,用南瓜变成马车,用老马变成马车夫,用老鼠变成马,用狗变成侍者,把灰姑娘变得很漂亮) 猫、鸽子和变成侍者的狗:(睁大眼睛,看着灰姑娘)Wow, how beautiful! 猫: You're the most beautiful girl I've EVER seen. 狗: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! (拉拉灰姑娘的手) 鸽子: Yes! You will be the most beautiful lady in this party! And Prince Edward will love you at once! (欢快地飞来飞去) 仙女: Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the prince. But remember you must come back before 12 o'clock. REMEMBER, 12 o’ clock! Or you will change back into now. 灰姑娘: Thank you, kind fairy. (冲出门外) 仙女: (对灰姑娘喊)Be careful! Don't forget the time! 灰姑娘: I won't forget. (跳上马车)Good bye, kind fairy and my dear friends!! (挥动手帕,消失在暮色中) 第三场布景:皇宫中 大臣(1): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward(这时,王子走了出来,向所有来宾鞠躬)will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! (女孩子们走上前) 大臣(2):(将头转向王子)Highness,how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: (皱起眉头)Mmm…I don’t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣们: (惊叹)Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! (众来宾惊恐地回过头) 旁白:She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前,鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.(握住王子的手,开始跳舞) (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love. (12点的钟声猛然敲响了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! (追上去) 灰姑娘:(急忙地跑,掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!! 士兵们: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵们: Yes, highness! 第四场布景:灰姑娘家的花园中 灰姑娘:(失去了魔法的帮助,变回了原样)Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet… 鸽子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! (猫和变回原样的狗点头附和) 灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! (捂住嘴巴,不敢相信的样子) Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! (哼着小曲跳走了) 第五场布景:灰姑娘家 (士兵敲门) 士兵(3):Good morning, madam. 后妈: Good morning. What’s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵(2): The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵(3): The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 后妈:(笑着说)Of course, sir, wait a minute!(往身后招招手,让女儿(1)过来) 后妈女儿(1): (急急忙忙跑上前)Let me try. The shoe is mine.(说着把脚伸进鞋子) 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.(把鞋子拿开) 后妈女儿(2): (跳着大喊)It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.(说着把脚伸进鞋子) 士兵(2): No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.(再次把鞋子拿开) 后妈: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. (急忙想要去穿鞋子) 士兵(3):(马上把鞋子拿走)Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? (款款走来) 后妈 :You? That’s impossible! (大喊着,做出“快滚”的手势) 后妈女儿(1): Look at yourself, PLEASE! (讥笑) 后妈女儿(2): So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders’ time! (讽刺) 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! (送上鞋) 灰姑娘:(轻轻把脚伸进去)Thank you! (试鞋,正好合适) 后妈和两个女儿:It couldn’t be Cinderella! It couldn’t be!! Maybe there’s something wrong, sir! (疯了一样大叫) 士兵们: Wonderful! It's yours! It fits for you very well! Pretty queen CINDERELLA!! (欢呼雀跃,接走灰姑娘) 第六场布景:皇宫中 士兵: Highness! We have found the beautiful girl. 王子: Really? That's wonderful! I'll come at once. 仙女: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the last time. (顷刻间将灰姑娘变美丽) 王子: Oh, my dearest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? 灰姑娘:(什么也没说,点点头,拥抱王子,两人跑回宫中) 猫、鸽子和狗: Happy forever, Cinderella! We wish you HAPPY FOREVER!! 后妈和后妈女儿们: How did it happen? It is not true!! (昏倒) 旁白:The story finished. Cinderella found her happiness. She and Prince Edward got married! And that brings us to the end of the play. Thank you and let us wish Cinderella and Edward happy forever!灰姑娘
⑥ 莎士比亚的喜剧 那个比较适合4个人演话剧
威尼斯商人
我们有演过,中间法庭的一段
⑦ 经典话剧剧本 4人
画外音:上学路上(阳光明媚 车水马龙)
(小红走过斑马线 就是学校了 一个盲人在等红绿灯)
小红:老奶奶,您好,我来帮助你好吗?
奶奶:哦,好,谢谢你啊小朋友。
(小强,小新从后面跑过来,微笑的看看小红)
小强:红领巾,你真棒!
小新:你真棒!
奶奶:你叫什么名字?
画外音:我们是少先队员!
上课中。。。很安静
老师:这个字的拼音是这样的
小强:噗。。。。噗。。。。噗(放屁声)
全班安静
小强显得有些紧张和不好意思
老师顿了一下 微微的笑了
全班:哈哈哈哈哈!
老师调侃和故作深沉的问:是谁放的屁
小红:是小新!
小新:是小强!
小强:是我!
老师:敢于承认就是好孩子,诚实是一种品德,一个人不拍犯错误 就怕不敢于承认错误,况且放屁也是很正常的事,我们把掌声送给小强(这句话可删减)。
全班:鼓掌
(7)适合四个人演的话剧扩展阅读:
小品创作:
1、深入生活,贴近生活,体验生活,从生活中找灵感。要用艺术的眼光去发现题材,挖掘题材。
象黄宏、宋丹丹的小品《超生游击队》,赵丽蓉、巩汉林的小品《如此包装》,赵本山、范伟、高秀敏的小品《卖拐》、《卖车》等,都是在生活中发掘出的老百姓所熟知的凡人小事,通过他们活灵活现的演出,使观众捧腹大笑,回味无穷。
董卿和蔡国庆表演小品《超生游击队》
2、题材宜小不宜大,要“大题小做”,不要“小题大做”。切忌包罗万象,搞“高大全”,一个小品最好只反映一件事物,或者只反映一件事物的一个侧面。内涵丰富,说理充分的题材,是电视系列片或长篇小说的事,不要混为一谈。
3、要有笑料和“包袱”,语言要生动、幽默、诙谐,不要扳着面孔说话。小品最宝贵的,是语言的生动有趣、妙语连珠。要巧妙地运用各种修辞手法,切忌平铺直叙。
有时一个“借用”语能使观众开怀大笑。如宋丹丹的“一颗洁白的门牙去年也光荣地下岗咧”,赵本山在说到与老伴重新和好时的“后来又涛声依旧”了,都是高超的借用语言的范例。
4、不要把小品写成相声或小戏剧,要突出小品的特点。有些小品作者用心良苦,立意也不错,总想把小品写的很有思想性,对人有教育意义。但表演效果适得其反,就是因为他们没有把戏剧和小品真正区别开来。
⑧ 适合四人表演新颖节目
楼主你好!
关于表演一个节目,我想 它所表现的主题是积极向上的,是健康的,这是毋庸置疑的!
我觉得 相对于比较内向的人而言 我个人认为表演一个话剧比较好,话剧很贴近我们的生活,而且表达方式很灵活,并不需要刻意地去做作等等.我们可以从小小的话剧当中反应出一个大道理,就好像我们小时候所看的《伊索寓言》一样,表面看起来像是普通的故事,然而并不是.关于话剧到底要反映什么样的问题,这就取决于你了,比如:环保类;等等.
另 祝你成功!