1. 搞笑英语话剧剧本

我们班刚演过 ,获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个,可以有群众演员嘛

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译:人人都说我怕老婆,实际上我是老虎,(小声)我妻子是武松。

(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译:我才不怕你呢!

(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译:谁怕谁啊!在邻里中,我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些,但是她却不懂温柔!有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译:我的天!谁来救救我啊?

act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ,mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)

act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!

act4
(j开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000)

act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期.ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音,掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒,挥拳向j打来.j矮身一躲,ms打中了j身后的l,l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向ms冲去)
(j与ms混战,jm上,以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l,关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

2. 适合幼儿学英语的话剧剧本::《三只蝴蝶》

角色:太阳公公、乌云、红花、白花、黄花、红蝴蝶、白蝴蝶、黄蝴蝶
旁白:花园里有三只美丽的蝴蝶。一只是红的,一只是黄的,还有一只是白的。 (蝴蝶随着音乐自由飞)
There are three butterflies in the garden. They are red, yellow, and white. 太阳:太阳出来了。 The sun is rising. 三只蝴蝶:(轮流介绍)我是红蝴蝶,我是黄蝴蝶,我是白蝴蝶。 I’m the red butterfly. I’m the yellow butterfly. I’m the white butterfly. 红蝴蝶:你们看,太阳出来了。 Look, the sun is rising. 黄蝴蝶:天气真好! What a nice day!
白蝴蝶:我们一起跳舞吧!(它们非常快乐地在花园里跳舞、游戏。) Let’s dance together.
旁白:有一天,它们正在草地上玩,突然下起了大雨来。 One day, they are playing on the grass, suddenly it’s raining. (乌云将太阳赶下台) 乌云:我来啦! I’m coming.
白蝴蝶:哎呀,下雨了,我们怎么办? Oh, it’s raining, what should we do? 黄蝴蝶:快找找避雨的地方呀! Find the shelter.
红蝴蝶:瞧,前面是红花姐姐的家,我们一起去问问吧? Look, it’s the red flower sister’s home. Let’s go! 旁白:它们一同飞向红花那里,齐声向红花请求说 They are flying there.
众蝴蝶:红花姐姐,红花姐姐,大雨把我们的翅膀淋湿了,大雨把我们淋得发冷了,让我们到你的叶子下避避雨吧!”
Sister, sister, we are wet, we are cold, please let’s go under your leaves. 红花:红蝴蝶的颜色象我,请进来!黄蝴蝶、白蝴蝶,别进来! The red butterfly looks like me, please come in!
三只蝴蝶(互相看了看)齐声说:我们三个是好朋友,相亲相爱不分手; We are good friends.
要来一块来,要走一块走。
We stay together, we leave together.
旁白:雨下得更大了。三只蝴蝶在雨中飞舞着。 It’s raining harder. Three butterflies are flying in the rain. (乌云在场地中间做下雨状) 白蝴蝶:雨下得更大了。 It’s raining harder.
红蝴蝶:怎么办,快想想办法。 What should we do?

3. 关于名人的英文话剧,拜托!!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs(白雪公主)

----音乐起, 旁白:A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁.)
白雪:My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起,皇后出场
皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?
皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔镜:You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜:Yes. She is Snow White.
皇后:Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
猎人:Yes. I’m here now.
皇后:Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
猎人:But she is the princess. …
皇后:No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.
猎人:Yes!
皇后:Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
猎人:Yes!
----音乐起
白雪:( 高兴地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人:( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪:( 看到后大声哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人: I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪:But who?
猎人:The queen.
白雪: But why?
猎人:You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪:My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
猎人:Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪:Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白:At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪:Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白:When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老学究:Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②开心果:Who is it?
③喷嚏精:Maybe it’s the ghost!
④瞌睡虫:Let’s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼:Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老顽固:Maybe it’s the witch.
⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来
老学究:What a lovely child!
开心果:How beautiful!
喷嚏精:Who is she?
瞌睡虫:Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼:Why is she coming here?
老顽固:Kill her.
白雪: ( 醒来 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人:(齐说) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪:The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究:If you look after our house.
开心果:If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精:If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫:If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼:But you must be careful.
老顽固:Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪:I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白:From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后:Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔镜: You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后:What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白:The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇后:Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪:Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇后:Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪:OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇后:Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白:When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人:What’s the matter?
老学究:Snow White is dead.
七矮人:Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白:Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子:Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人:Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子:Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白:As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪:Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子:You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪:Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人:Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音乐起,旁白:The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪:Good Bye!
七矮人:Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子:Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(谢幕)

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4. 快快快·急急急!要演话剧美女与野兽,要一个旁白,要英语的~!各位大虾帮我的朋友一下~!

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5. 英语话剧剧本

<男孩和他的树>
a boy and his tree
a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.
one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples
on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the
apples.the tree was sad.
one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for
shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build
your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.
one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give
a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never
showed up for a long time.
finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for
for you…“the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the
tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"
the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit
down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled
with tears……
this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……
when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.
从前,有一棵巨大的苹果树。
一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍。他爬树,吃苹果,在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩,树也爱和他玩。
时间过的很快,小男孩长大了,他不再每天都来树下玩耍了。
“来和我玩吧。”树说。
“我不再是孩子了,我再也不会在树下玩了。”男孩回答道,“我想要玩具,我需要钱去买玩具。”
“对不起,我没有钱……但是,你可以把我的苹果摘下来,拿去卖钱,这样你就有钱了。”
男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来,高兴的离开了。男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来。树很伤心。
一天,男孩回来了,树很激动。
“来和我玩吧。”树说。
“我没时间玩,我得工作,养家糊口。我们需要一栋房子,你能帮助我吗?”
“对不起,我没有房子,但是你可以砍下我的树枝,拿去盖你的房子。”男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来,高兴的离开了。
看到男孩那么高兴,树非常欣慰。但是,男孩从此很久都没回来。树再一次孤独,伤心起来。
一个炎热的夏日,男孩终于回来了,树很欣慰。
“来和我玩吧!”树说。
“我过的不快乐,我也一天天变老了,我想去航海放松一下。你能给我一条船吗?”

“用我的树干造你的船吧,你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了。”男孩把树干砍下来,做成了一条船。
他去航海了,很长时间都没露面。
最后,过了很多年,男孩终于回来了。
“对不起,孩子,我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说。
“我已经没有牙咬苹果了。”男孩回答道。
“我也没有树干让你爬了。”树说。
“我已经老得爬不动了。”男孩说。
“我真的不能再给你任何东西了,除了我正在死去的树根。”树含着泪说。
“我现在不需要什么了,只想找个地方休息。过了这么些年,我累了。”男孩回答道。
“太好了!老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠,来吧,来坐在我身边,休息一下吧。” 男孩坐下了,树很高兴,含着泪微笑着……
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这是每个人的故事,树就是我们的父母。当我们年轻的时候,我们愿意和爸爸妈妈玩。当我们长大成人,我们就离开了父母,只有我们需要一些东西或者遇到一些麻烦时,才会回来。不论怎样,父母总是支持我们,竭力给我们每一样能让我们高兴的东西。
你也许会想,男孩对树太残酷了,但是,那正是我们所有人对待父母的方式啊!

6. 紧急!!!!!!!!!!求两个人的英文话剧台词!!!!在线等!!!!

Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn’t say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to Raf.
Stephen: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)
Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile
stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.)
(He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”
Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉
Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food restaurant.
Raf: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very excited.
Peg: (with happiness) Why… (She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.)
Hey, Stephen, you’re awfully quiet. What’s wrong?
Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I’m just thinking about what I’m going to do after you leave for Argentina.
Peg: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn’t you ask him?
Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… (Peg looked angry.)
Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?
Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentina
for a month to continue drawing for us?
Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let’s do it!!!
The End

a boy and his tree

a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.

one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples
on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the
apples.the tree was sad.

one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for
shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build
your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.

one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give
a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never
showed up for a long time.

finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for
for you…“the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the
tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"
the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit
down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled
with tears……

this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……
when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.

从前,有一棵巨大的苹果树。
一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍。他爬树,吃苹果,在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩,树也爱和他玩。

时间过的很快,小男孩长大了,他不再每天都来树下玩耍了。

“来和我玩吧。”树说。

“我不再是孩子了,我再也不会在树下玩了。”男孩回答道,“我想要玩具,我需要钱去买玩具。”

“对不起,我没有钱……但是,你可以把我的苹果摘下来,拿去卖钱,这样你就有钱了。”

男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来,高兴的离开了。男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来。树很伤心。

一天,男孩回来了,树很激动。

“来和我玩吧。”树说。

“我没时间玩,我得工作,养家糊口。我们需要一栋房子,你能帮助我吗?”

“对不起,我没有房子,但是你可以砍下我的树枝,拿去盖你的房子。”男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来,高兴的离开了。

看到男孩那么高兴,树非常欣慰。但是,男孩从此很久都没回来。树再一次孤独,伤心起来。

一个炎热的夏日,男孩终于回来了,树很欣慰。

“来和我玩吧!”树说。

“我过的不快乐,我也一天天变老了,我想去航海放松一下。你能给我一条船吗?”

“用我的树干造你的船吧,你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了。”男孩把树干砍下来,做成了一条船。

他去航海了,很长时间都没露面。

最后,过了很多年,男孩终于回来了。

“对不起,孩子,我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说。

“我已经没有牙咬苹果了。”男孩回答道。

“我也没有树干让你爬了。”树说。

“我已经老得爬不动了。”男孩说。

“我真的不能再给你任何东西了,除了我正在死去的树根。”树含着泪说。

“我现在不需要什么了,只想找个地方休息。过了这么些年,我累了。”男孩回答道。

“太好了!老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠,来吧,来坐在我身边,休息一下吧。”

男孩坐下了,树很高兴,含着泪微笑着……

****************

这是每个人的故事,树就是我们的父母。当我们年轻的时候,我们愿意和爸爸妈妈玩。当我们长大成人,我们就离开了父母,只有我们需要一些东西或者遇到一些麻烦时,才会回来。不论怎样,父母总是支持我们,竭力给我们每一样能让我们高兴的东西。

你也许会想,男孩对树太残酷了,但是,那正是我们所有人对待父母的方式啊!

7. 经典英文话剧

a boy and his tree
a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.
one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples
on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the
apples.the tree was sad.
one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for
shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build
your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.
one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give
a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never
showed up for a long time.
finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for
for you…“the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the
tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"
the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit
down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled
with tears……
this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……
when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.
从前,有一棵巨大的苹果树。
一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍。他爬树,吃苹果,在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩,树也爱和他玩。
时间过的很快,小男孩长大了,他不再每天都来树下玩耍了。
“来和我玩吧。”树说。
“我不再是孩子了,我再也不会在树下玩了。”男孩回答道,“我想要玩具,我需要钱去买玩具。”
“对不起,我没有钱……但是,你可以把我的苹果摘下来,拿去卖钱,这样你就有钱了。”
男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来,高兴的离开了。男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来。树很伤心。
一天,男孩回来了,树很激动。
“来和我玩吧。”树说。
“我没时间玩,我得工作,养家糊口。我们需要一栋房子,你能帮助我吗?”
“对不起,我没有房子,但是你可以砍下我的树枝,拿去盖你的房子。”男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来,高兴的离开了。
看到男孩那么高兴,树非常欣慰。但是,男孩从此很久都没回来。树再一次孤独,伤心起来。
一个炎热的夏日,男孩终于回来了,树很欣慰。
“来和我玩吧!”树说。
“我过的不快乐,我也一天天变老了,我想去航海放松一下。你能给我一条船吗?”

“用我的树干造你的船吧,你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了。”男孩把树干砍下来,做成了一条船。
他去航海了,很长时间都没露面。
最后,过了很多年,男孩终于回来了。
“对不起,孩子,我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说。
“我已经没有牙咬苹果了。”男孩回答道。
“我也没有树干让你爬了。”树说。
“我已经老得爬不动了。”男孩说。
“我真的不能再给你任何东西了,除了我正在死去的树根。”树含着泪说。
“我现在不需要什么了,只想找个地方休息。过了这么些年,我累了。”男孩回答道。
“太好了!老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠,来吧,来坐在我身边,休息一下吧。” 男孩坐下了,树很高兴,含着泪微笑着……
****************
这是每个人的故事,树就是我们的父母。当我们年轻的时候,我们愿意和爸爸妈妈玩。当我们长大成人,我们就离开了父母,只有我们需要一些东西或者遇到一些麻烦时,才会回来。不论怎样,父母总是支持我们,竭力给我们每一样能让我们高兴的东西。
你也许会想,男孩对树太残酷了,但是,那正是我们所有人对待父母的方式啊!

8. 经典英文话剧剧本

我建议楼主不要选莎士比亚的,他的作品文章太复杂了,想必大学生也看不懂。
以下是两个简单点的
http://www.rdfz.com/highschool/g109/html/english.htm
http://www.gwdwx.com/bbs/read.php?tid=26613

9. 急求一个两人表演的英语话剧剧本,谢谢!

男孩和他的树—-中英文对照剧本

a boy and his tree

a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.

one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
“come and play with me ,”the tree asked the boy .
“i am no longer a kid, i don’t play around trees anymore.”the boy replied,
“i want toys.i need money to buy them.”
“sorry,but i don’t have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money.”the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples
on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the
apples.the tree was sad.

one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
“come and play with me ,”the tree said.
“i don’t have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for
shelter.can you help me?”
“sorry,but i don’t have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build
your house.”so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.

one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
“come and play with me !”the tree said.
“i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give
a boat?”
“use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy.”
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never
showed up for a long time.

finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
“sorry,my boy.but i don’t have anything for you anymore.no more apples for
for you…“the tree said.
“i don’t have teeth to bite.”the boy replied.
“no more truck foe you to climb on.”
“i am too old for that now.”the boy said.
“i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots.”the
tree said with tears.
“i don’t need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year”
the boy replied.
“good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit
down with me and rest.”the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled
with tears……

this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……
when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.

——————————————————————-

从前,有一棵巨大的苹果树。
一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍。他爬树,吃苹果,在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩,树也爱和他玩。

时间过的很快,小男孩长大了,他不再每天都来树下玩耍了。

“来和我玩吧。”树说。

“我不再是孩子了,我再也不会在树下玩了。”男孩回答道,“我想要玩具,我需要钱去买玩具。”

“对不起,我没有钱……但是,你可以把我的苹果摘下来,拿去卖钱,这样你就有钱了。”

男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来,高兴的离开了。男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来。树很伤心。

一天,男孩回来了,树很激动。

“来和我玩吧。”树说。

“我没时间玩,我得工作,养家糊口。我们需要一栋房子,你能帮助我吗?”

“对不起,我没有房子,但是你可以砍下我的树枝,拿去盖你的房子。”男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来,高兴的离开了。

看到男孩那么高兴,树非常欣慰。但是,男孩从此很久都没回来。树再一次孤独,伤心起来。

一个炎热的夏日,男孩终于回来了,树很欣慰。

“来和我玩吧!”树说。

“我过的不快乐,我也一天天变老了,我想去航海放松一下。你能给我一条船吗?”

“用我的树干造你的船吧,你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了。”男孩把树干砍下来,做成了一条船。

他去航海了,很长时间都没露面。

最后,过了很多年,男孩终于回来了。

“对不起,孩子,我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说。

“我已经没有牙咬苹果了。”男孩回答道。

“我也没有树干让你爬了。”树说。

“我已经老得爬不动了。”男孩说。

“我真的不能再给你任何东西了,除了我正在死去的树根。”树含着泪说。

“我现在不需要什么了,只想找个地方休息。过了这么些年,我累了。”男孩回答道。

“太好了!老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠,来吧,来坐在我身边,休息一下吧。”

男孩坐下了,树很高兴,含着泪微笑着……

这个可以吗?

10. 英语话剧剧本(短篇)

英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》

演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正剧:(P,K出场)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)

P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品

Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机,liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)

K:Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’.(作充满自信状)

P:Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’.

P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)

K:OK.(作舒心,安慰状)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状,因为Pirate一贯如此,出尔反尔)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)

P:(作高兴状,作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)

(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状,挡在电视机前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)

P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状,以掩饰内心的恐惧)

M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状,因为圆了我的谎)

M:Really.Idon’,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?

F:No,Ihaven’t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P,D作惊恐状。A:发抖,D:挥汗)

(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现,K也为P作掩饰)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)

M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖,一不小心被B看到了电视)

M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling,forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)

M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)


小品:“不差钱”

(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山:到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛: 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

赵本山:这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不,苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

毛毛: 爷爷,你念反了,苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山:啊,情调?就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛: 爷爷,这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山:贵?咱带钱了,带三万多块,那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛: 我没拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

赵本山:装钱那包,黄包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛: 完了,让我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

赵本山:我说,你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事,落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛: 兜里,多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

赵本山:我还有400。行,够了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛: 这也不能够啊。

Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

赵本山:哎呀,够不够就这样了。服务员!