大学10人英语话剧经典
Whose Fault
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)
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场景一
（绿色花园街）
（在繁忙时间，拥挤的街道时，格林先生是开车过去的红灯，突然一辆汽车发生意外...两个人走出他们的汽车愤怒...）
蓝小姐：噢！这是你，格林先生...你知道如何驾驶您的车吗？
格林先生：你看，我是马路对面驾驶！哇！有一个我心爱的奔驰凹痕。
蓝小姐：我的宝马也得到了一个凹痕，你应该赔偿我。
（虽然他们争吵，后来，警察来。）
警察：什么事？
格林先生：她撞到我的车！
蓝小姐：不！这是他自己开车过去的红灯...
（再次争吵...）
警察：任何一个受到损害？
格林先生：我感到头痛，脚酸痛，疼痛非常。
蓝小姐：我也很痛。
（他们都痛苦地悼念...）
警察：那我就打电话叫救护车（OEOE ...).
（蓝天医院紧急）
（救护车送他们到医院）
护士：是谁受伤？
（他们说这是双方在同一时间自己...）
护士：你叫什么名字，先生？
格林先生：叫我民进党绿色。
护士：（不愉快的表情）哦！转到角落，坐在那里。
格林先生：但是... （护士中断）
护士：去吧！不要说任何话.....你叫什么名字，小姐？
蓝小姐：我的名字是国民党的蓝色。
护士：（温柔微笑）哦，小姐这边请。请问你能告诉我你的感觉如何？
蓝小姐：噢！我很痛...
护士：好！我会帮你停止的痛苦第一次，然后医生会在治疗一段时间你。
（格林先生过来要求治疗，但拒绝）
格林先生：护士，我觉得...一..
护士：等待在那里，你没有听到我吗？
（格林先生追溯到无奈，医生在这个时候来了...）
护士：年轻的小姐叫国民党蓝...国民党蓝。
医生：好吧！喔...你好吗，小姐？
蓝小姐：我有一车祸，我很痛...
医生：（检查）它是确定...不要担心。我会给你一些药。你会很快好起来......
蓝小姐：谢谢你，医生..
（吴蓝叶。）
医生：下一个。 （来自格林先生在读博士和他的医疗记录），你被称为民进党绿色！
格林先生：是啊！任何与该问题？
医生：嗯...（考虑）民进党绿色（提高了声音）？有什么问题吗？
格林先生：我都很酸痛，头痛，牙痛及足部疼痛（医生他不耐烦地打断）...
医生：一..一..我明白了，林小姐 - 给格林先生打针...
格林先生：什么？打针？
（护士拿出注射器）
护士：你想去哪儿投放？
（格林先生是害怕和颤抖...）
格林先生：嗯，医生... ...我不痛了，一..我不想离开。
护士：等待！不要去...
（护士拉格林先生和他的部队进入注射室）
格林先生：哇！ ......这伤害了！
（蓝小姐出去了急诊室，但格林先生在可怕的痛苦离去。）
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场景三
（台湾府）
（他们都回家，然后打开门，进了屋子走在同一时间...）
女儿：爸爸妈妈... ...发生了什么事你们俩？爸爸，你脸色苍白。妈妈，你看起来可怕，太。
格林先生：我不会这样，如果不是你们的母亲...
蓝小姐：什么！这是你父亲的过错，他指责我厚颜无耻的...
（女儿是寒冷，耸耸肩，然后看电视）
女儿：哦！我明白。即使总统选举以来，就没有我们家的和平。
（他们两人都还争吵....)
『贰』 适合大学生演的外国话剧 说英语 10人左右的 最好有视频 急求呀 ！！！
《哈姆莱特》
《小妇人》
《傲慢与偏见》
《茜茜公主》
《蒂凡尼的早餐》个人认为这个真的很好，有电影可以参考，很多经典台词。
『叁』 给一个10人演的英语话剧
A Sleepless Night
Dirctor: 赖姵吟
Writers: 赖姵吟,陈韦伶
Actors:
丈夫: 谢宜吟 小偷: 李依姗 神经女郎: 李玉婷 医护人员: 赖名音 道具人: 叶歆铃 妻子: 郑亦真 警察: 林维莹 警护人员: 罗亿如 失踪儿童: 叶诗妤 道具人: 林欣愉
Summary:
一个丈夫在婚姻中究竟要担负什麼责任呢？而社会又会造成什 麼压力呢？面对老婆的无理取闹，小偷的半夜袭击，神经女郎的性骚扰， 以及失踪儿童事件，下班後往往是一天折磨的开始！隐藏在社会层面中 的问题，一个小人物的无奈，四个同时发生在一个夜晚的故事。
Theme: In the Society, what a family today usually encountes? Working ? Marrige? Crazy Woman? Crime? Missing Children?....
Scene I
W: (H 从幕後走出来)Hi! Honey! today? Is it all right? H: Mummm~ So so! W: It sounds not too bad! Then, I thnk you should have time to know one thing! This morning I..... Welcome home! How are you
H: Oh! Sweety! I am a little tired! Can youwait a moment? I want to take a shower first. Can youhold the water for me? W: But, honey, this thing is important. it first. I want to let you know
H: Please just wait, sweety! You have a soft heart, don't you? So please let me take a shower first. W: Oh, alright! (噘起嘴走出去) H: (扯下领带,丢开公事包,颓废的坐在床上)I have a lot of work to do in the day, and after work, I have a sensitive wife to deal with. Today really isn't my day! Life is filled with so much pressure that I can even find no time to take a good rest. Why do I have to do so much work? I have already done lots of work early(按摩脖子). So tired! (昏 昏欲睡) W: Honey! It's okay! You can take a bath now. After taking a bath, I want to tell you something...... W: (看著 H 睡,睡愕不已)(音乐:命运交响曲 5 秒)What's wrong? Who can tell me the reason? W: (跑到老公身旁,用力摇醒他)Honey! Honey! Wake up! Wake up! (用力拍脸颊)How can you sleep so sound? The water is reay! And I have something important to tell you. H: Oh! Sweety, what happened? (神智不清)
W: (忽然变得很温柔,一反之前暴力)Honey! You can take a bath now. Before taking a bath can you...... H: The water is ready? 後) Ok, I go to take a bath now.(走入幕
W: (很错愕,看著老公走远) H: (水声)(在幕後换衣服)Why is he always so tired every day? Life is so easy. And see, it is full of pleasure. can't wait to show it to honey.(现自己的衣服) W: Honey! I have something to tell~ I
H: Sweety~Tomorrow morning I have to attend an important meeting. Please wake me up at five o'clock. W: Ok! But, honey, are you going to bed now? I have lots of thing to tell you and most important of all......
H: Oh~Sweety, please say it tomorrow. now. (盖好棉被) W: (大喊)Honey! You don't love me! 床底下拿出行李)
I want to go to bed I'm leaving you. (从
H: (阻止 W)Sweety~Why don't I love you? W: Really? Ok! Say you love me!
H: (勉为其难)I...I...I...I...love you! W: Louder! I can't hear what you're saying. say it once more. H: (扳过老婆身体,看著他的眼睛)I.LOVE.YOU. W: (花痴貌)Oh~Honey~I love you, too.(音效) H: Now, sweety! Can we sleep?(打哈欠) I want you to
W: Ok!(两人躺下去)....Wait!(惊坐起)Sweety~I have something to tell you! H: Oh!(打额头一下,无可奈何)What's that? W: (从床下拿起衣服)Honey! Look! Is it beautiful? (在身 上比试) I like it so much: this morning Mrs. Wang and I went shopping. I spent much itme finding it. H: Mummm~it's pretty good. W: (表现受夸的喜悦) H: Just wait, how much did you pay for this dress? W: It's cheap! It's "only" two hundred thousand dollars? isn't expensive, right? It
H: What? Only two hundred thousand dollars? I make twenty thousand dollares a month! But youbut the clothes easily! W: But, Mrs. Wang spent more money than me. I just....
H: I don't want to listen to your reason. This is your fault. You shouldn't spend money this way. W: Honey! You're so fierce! You don't love me anymore! leaving you. You don't love me! H: (沉下怒气)Sweety! you? W: Ok! Be reasonable. I'm
How couldn't I love
Say you love me!
H: I just said it! W: Wu~Wu~I want to make sure one more time. You don't want to say you love me? You...... H: Ok! Ok! (看著w)I.LOVE.YOU.(音效) W: Oh, honey! I love you, too.
H: Now, go to bed. W: Ok! Let's go to bed!(两人隔空相亲)
Scene 2
T: What a wonderful night it is! There are no policemen. Mummm~(踮起脚间四处走)I can do what I want. (四处游走)(突然砰一声(音效)小偷跌倒了) T: (紧张四处看)(deep sigh) No one finds me! my business! Now, I can start
T: (从原地滚到床边,翻箱倒柜)(拿出内衣)Oh~underwear, this is great!(放进包包)(继续滚到另一边)(新衣服也偷,忽然警察出 现) P: Don't move.(此时,H,W,醒了) T: (小偷起先呆住,後来马上拔腿就跑,P,T 绕室而跑,跳过床) P: You, stop! Don't run! Stop running......!(重复) There's a police
H,W: Ya~There's a thief. man. (警察跳过)
(小偷跳过床)
W: Honey! What happened? running in our home?
Why are a policeman and a thief
H: I don't know, either.(继续尖叫) (最後小偷被抓到了) P: I catch you. T: Please set me free. I have to raise parents, a wife, and five children. I steal things just for living. P: Living? And you steeal these underwears for your living? It is my hobby. Just for fun. You know.
T: Not at all!
P: Stop it! Don't explain. (走向夫妇向他们解释)
What you are saying is in vain.
W: he is a thief. H: He is a policeman. W: He tried to steal my underwears. H: And this happened in our house(警察和小偷回幕後) W: How could this happen? H: I'm not sure if I know. W: I'm so afraid. (靠过去) I dare not sleep. H: Don't worry. H.W: (隔空 kiss) (灯光在暗下来,走出一个妖艳的女郎) C: Ok, I'll be there. You'll be ok. Ah~ yes, ok! Deal! Hey, what aobut tomorrow night? Mumm~ ok, I"ll call candy to check up my schele, and maybe we can....Oh, darlin, I cna't wait to make a great relationship with you....in business? Yeah, in business. Ok, ok, see you tomorrwo.(挂掉电话) C: Oh, honey, here are are! Where have you been? Oh, I miss you so much! Why don't you cal me? I've been waiting for you day and night. Mumm~ kiss me! (大跳艳舞,对 H 上下其 手,此时 H,W 已经醒了,呈呆滞状态) W: Honey! Tell me who the woman is? is our home our room. H: I don't know! Why is she here? This I'll protect you.
What are you?(向女郎问) Don't
C: Who am I? I'm your sweetheart and you're my honey. you remember? W: "Honey!" What do you say?
H: I have no idea. W: I'm leaving you. You.....
H: Hey, hey, ehy listen to me....(走向 W) C: Oh, honey. (抓 H)
(忽然,医生出现了)
D: Hey you! This crazy woman. us. You can't be here. You should come back with
(H.W 退到一旁,抱著跑一圈)
C: FBI, freeze. Put your hands on your head. silent. And all you say will be...... (此时,医生已经抓住女郎, 女郎挣扎) C: Hey! Hey! I'm just kidding, I'm not FBI. I'm Demmi More....I'm Sharon Stone. I'm Rose.....I'm the king of the world..... You cna keep
(女郎被抓出去)
D: Whoever you are, you should stay in the hosipital, remember? Be a good girl. W: Sweety~She is a nut. H: Yeah! She is a nut.
H: Do you still want to leave? W: No. Of course not. I love you. Let's go to bed.
H: Thank you .
I indeed need a sound sleep.(隔空 kiss) (走出一个小女孩)
G: Wu~Wu~Wu~Dad! Mom! Where are you? I can't find you. I'm alone. I'm afraid stay. (四处走) G: (走到床边)Daddy, Mommy, here you are. I dare not sleep by myself. I want to sleep with you. (摇醒 H.W.) H: Oh! Okay! Okay!(边睡边说,有些不耐烦)
G: (爬上床睡去) H.W: (惊醒, 忽看对方, 在看看 G) H: Sweety~do we have a child? W: It seems not! H: Then....who is she? W: I don't know, either. Anyway, she is not a thief, nor a crazy woman. She's just a missing child. G: (做起来微笑)Daddy, Mommy. W: (笑笑摸摸头)Good girl.
(铃响)
H: Oh, no....It's morning!
G.W: Have a good day!
Bye!(两位躺下)
The End
『肆』 求10人左右的英语搞笑话剧，限时8-12分钟，谢谢
我的手头上，现在只有这出：貂婵，虽然要求人数不多，最多七至八人，但我觉得写得还不错，不象现在有一些剧本，全是充斥着中式英语，看得都让人着急。这出剧，很经典，但也有搞笑的部分，还不错，如果发挥好的话，可以演出效果的。(如果有些词觉得有些太难，如：许配 betroth这样的词，可以试着换些简单词） Have a try!
A Story of Affinity, Love, and Faithfulness
CHARACTERS OF THE PLAY
Diao-chan貂婵 Adopted daughter of Wang-yun, a very beautiful lady.
Wang-yun王允 Prime Minister of Han Dynasty, a mercy official.
Lyu-bu吕布 Adopted son of Dong-zhou, one of the greatest fighters ring the time.
Dong-zhou董卓 A cruel, brutal, and powerful courtier controlling the royal government.
Soldier
Introcer-
Storyteller-
(In front of the Curtain)
Preparing
Introcer[五位演员一起登场，由一位讲解员进行介绍.]
Hello, everybody here. This is a story about Diao-chan.
Now I want to introce all the characters for you.
The first role is Diao-chan, the female hero in this play.
This is Wang-yun, Diao-chan’s father. And our lovely soldier.
A brutish man, Dong-zhuo. The last is the greatest fighter
in our story, Lyu-bu, General Lyu.
Now let’s begin our story.
[演员、讲解员回到幕后]
(Curtain up)
[幕拉开，灯光不开，同时我们的Storyteller 开始道来]
Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy my show. Today I’m going to tell you a story-- A story about Diao-chan, a marvelous beauty; a story about love; a story about hate, and a story about loyalty and betrayal.
[说到这里，幕已全开。然后后灯打开，从观众角度来看可以看到黑色
的人影]
Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty. At a quiet late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying about the future of his country.
Act 1
地点：王允家
人物：王允，貂禅
SCENE 前灯打开，观众角度可以看到舞台上的一切。音乐响起，伴随着《三国演义》的主题歌，王允在来回踱着步哀叹。
Wang-yun: 心理独白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for power, profit and influence.
Wang-yun: But there’s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou’s
adopted son, Lyu-bu. He is the greatest fighter ever since
and will protect his father! Oh my lord, what am I going to do?
(说完王很心痛得走，貂禅出现，双手合十，默默祈祷）
Diao-chan: (Sigh) [My lord, please help my father out.
[王允听到了声音,循声而去. ]
Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated
me just like his own daughter! It’s time for me to repay
his kindness. And, and…
Wang-yun: (王允走了一圈，发现貂）What are you doing ,my dear?
Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou.
Wang-yun: Oh, That’s great! But……
Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!
Wang-yun: But……
Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression on her face.] Don't worry! Just trust me. Dad. Let’s get the whole thing started.
Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口气，缓缓地道出]O---K
(灯光暗后复亮，表示场景的转换)
Act 2
地点：王允家
人物：王允，貂蝉，吕布，董卓，士兵
Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan’s plan, Wang-yun has invited both Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house.
SCENE 灯光亮起。At Wang-yun’s home. A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle of the stage; some Chinese wine pots and
small wine cups are on it. Also, two wooden chairs are placed
next to it. Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxious
Wang-yun: What time is it?
Servant: It's eight.
Wang-yun: It 's time for his coming. Have a look!
Servant: Yes sir. Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.
Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear. Lyu-bu is already here.
Diao-chan: Don’t worry about me. Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK? [She walks in.]
[她进去了。同时，响起butterfly乐曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,作为热身准备的交代。]
Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in.
servant: Yes, sir. [The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in]
Wang-yun : [觉得BUTTERFLY的声音太响，不堪忍受回头说了句]Oh,
My dear, turn down a bit.
[音乐转轻至停止]
Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr. Wang. How have you been these days?
Wang-yun: Fine, thank you. Please take a seat. In fact,
the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan, has been an admirer of you long time ago.
She would really love to see her hero. I was wondering weather you would like to meet her?
Lyu-bu: Definitely! I’m delighted to do so.
Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…
Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.
Using her sleeves to cover her face,
pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.
[Diao-chan 以一个漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下头。王允开始介绍]
Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan.
And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!
Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General! I’ve admired you for a long time, a man full of power and grandeur!
Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun,
this is your…your daughter? Of course,
you see. How lovely she is! And how deep I am in love
with her just at the first sight!
Diao-chan: [躲到父亲的身后] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu.
Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan,
then I now betroth my daughter to you! What do you think?
Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon?
Wang-yun: Marry.
Lyu-bu: (激动万分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest
pleasure! Thank you so much! I will go and prepare for the wedding,
and will be back soon!
[He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.]
[吕布回去，王允和貂禅对话]
Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks God that things are going fine!
Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!
Wang-yun: But dear, I can’t stop worrying about you.
Here you are. In case you are in dangerous.
[给刀子]
Diao-chan: [突然听到有人来了]Hush…I heard someone coming.
I shall stay behind the painted screen right now.
[She walked behind the screen.]
Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters
[Dong-zhou 抬着头。傲慢地走进来。王允被吓倒地]
Wang-yun: Welcome! Welcome! Almighty Mr.Dong! It’s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble house! Please come in and take a seat.
Dong-zhou: No. This is my name card. Please call me Dr.Richard Dong. I have graated in School of Business and Economic in 清华大学，received Doctor degree [拿出毕业文凭，大笑]
Wang-yun: Oh…yes! So great! By the way, Mr. Dong, my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you. What do you think?
Dong-zhou: Sure! Why not!
[Diao-chan跳舞而出，响起‘至少还有你’，然后演貂禅的演员跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以让大家心旷神怡。]
[舞罢]
Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming! Absolutely charming!
Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I am glad that you enjoy my performance.
[迎上，董卓赠于她一块玉佩]
Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.
Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here!
[Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.]
Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.
Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to
you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her
dream to be at your side and to serve you.
Dong-zhou: Wonderful! [Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take
Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs. Her beauty deserves all the best! [倒上桂林三花酒]
[Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers! For your beautiful daughter!
Wang-yun: Cheers!
[Diao-chan walks away with the soldiers while Dong-zhou and
Wang-yun keep chatting and drinking.]
(灯光暗后复亮，表示场景的转换。背景道具变化，表示场景的较大变化)
Act3
地点：董卓安置貂禅的别院
人物：吕布，士兵，貂禅，董卓
Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to his father’s residence, searching for Diao-chan.
灯光亮起
SCENE At Dong-zhou’s residence.
A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage,
with a horizontal inscribed board saying “Dong’s Pavilion”
hanging on it. Around the pavilion are some plants and
Chinese garden settings. A soldier stands at the right
of the stage. Diao-chan sits in the pavilion,
reading peacefully.
[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.]
Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is now in the garden.
No one can go in to disturb her. It is Mr. Dong’s order.
Lyu-bu: Get out of my way! I need to see Diao-chan!
[拿出一包银子]
Soldier: Ok.[吕布进]
[士兵走到一旁满足的笑笑。吕布气势汹汹冲到貂房里。貂哭]
Lyu-bu： My dear. Don’t cry. Tell me. What had your father
done to you?
Diao : He forced me to stay here with him. A soldier is
always out there to prevent me from escaping.
[吕布愤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]
士兵[倒地]：ahh. You have destroyed me.
Lyu-bu: shut! [拿出了又一包银子给他]
Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走开]
貂[哭着]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn’t tell you about his terrible acts. But ……
Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It’s all right. Don’t blame yourself.
In fact I never know that man whom I called father is
such a brutal animal!
Dong-zhou已在身后，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!
Lyu-bu退后三步
(灯光渐渐变暗直到看不见为止. Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage, 灯光只打在他身上)
Lyu-bu：（心里） [Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand]
To be or not to be, that is always the question. On one side,
it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.
(响起“左右为难”高潮段音乐，“一边是友情，一边是爱情”) Oh, Lord! What should I do? Dong-zhou is so brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can’t kill him.
[Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can’t live without her! She is so helpless under Dong-zhou’s control.
I must save her. Yes, I must save her, despite of anything!
[He draws out the sword again]
(灯光全部打开，照亮整个舞台)
Lyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.
Dong-zhou: No way. She belongs to me.
Lyu-bu: But I love her! I want her to be with me, despite
of anything!
Dong-zhou: Never. She is mine!
Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is
what you deserve![刀刺向董卓]
Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don’t be foolish…
Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)
Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father!
I have killed my own father. …What have I done?
[ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂头丧气。灯光变得很昏暗，
只有追光灯打在他身上]
Diao-chan： General Lyu.
[Lyu-bu听到Diao-chan的声音，突然抬起头。]
Diao-chan： Let’s go. Leave away from here.
Lyu[沉思片刻,使他从伤感中走了出来]: Yes, my dear.
[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一脚，然后和Diao-chan
慢慢地小步离去，
舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的尸体和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。
Introcer (背景音乐起)：After Dong Zhou’s death,
the turbulent
country had restored into a peaceful lank.
Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.
She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.
And gained her position in the Man-controlled era.
Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan,
not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect. But for its
concern with the future of the country .We extol Diao-Chan ,
noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China as
she was a real heroine.
The end
『伍』 求英语话剧剧本，10分钟，10人以下
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.-in-law,what’sup?
JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.
and……
JM:!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone..
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou..
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
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话剧《麦琪的礼物》中英文对白：
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『柒』 10人英语话剧剧本
(小沈阳)《不差钱》
（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）
This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are.
Yadar Here we are.
Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."
Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.
Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.
Yadar But it's very expensive.
Uncle Zhao So whut? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?
Yadar What bag?
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.
Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
Yadar Still not enough.
Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
怕楼主不会英语捏!
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『捌』 适合大学生演出的英语话剧有哪些
经典的重点大学经常演出的英语话剧：
《威尼斯商人》
《孔雀东南飞》
《老爸英明》
《爱的阳光》
《毕业生》
《白雪公主》
前段时间学校英语节舞台剧比赛，排的《哈姆雷特》
『玖』 急需一个10人表演的英语话剧
新灰姑娘 New Cinderella
角色：灰姑娘（戴着深度近视眼镜，满脸雀斑），后母，两个姐姐，王子，小仙女，女孩甲，女孩乙，参加宴会者数人。
道具：深度近视眼镜两副，高跟鞋，拖把，鸡毛掸子，梳子，橡皮筋，西瓜车，SKI化妆品，音乐带，镜子，围巾，流星。
ACT 1
（灰姑娘背对着观众，拿着拖把拖地，身体夸张地跟着音乐律动，再拿起鸡毛掸子清理，后母走出来，刚好清理到她的身边。）
Stepmother: Cinderella, what are you doing? （生气地）
Cinderella: Mum, your dress is a little bit dirty. Let me clean it for you. （用鸡毛掸子清理后母的裙子。）
Stepmother: Stop it! You naughty girl. Look at my face. （拿出镜子给Cinderella看）You had better clean your face first. （怒气冲冲离开）
Cinderella: Oh! My face. What can I do? （望着镜子）
镜子：Oh ,the poor girl. But you are kindhearted.
(Cinderella伤心地唱着Star light, star bright)
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might.
Have the wish I wish tonight.（闭眼祷告）
（这时，天空滑过一颗流星，接着小仙女跑过来，追着这颗流星。）
小仙女：My candy. My candy.（跑着跑着，掉了一样东西）
（Cinderella祈祷完毕，看到地上地东西，捡起来。）
Cinderella: What is it? SKI ,for beauty. Oh, that is for me. Thank you very much.（双手合十做感谢状）
ACT 2
（Cinderella背对观众清理房间）
大姐：Cinderella, comb my hair.
Cinderella: Yes, sister. （将大姐的头发绑成冲天炮）
二姐：Cinderella, get me a scarf.（拿出一条围巾并绑二姐未在手臂上）
（大姐和二姐站起来互看了一眼，并放声大笑。）
大姐：You look so funny.
二姐：You look so funny.
大姐，二姐：（觉得不对劲）Cinderella!
Cinderella: （没戴眼镜，雀斑全消）Yes?
大姐：Cinderella, you look so different.
二姐：Cinderella, your face…
Cinderella: I made a wish and it came true.
大姐，二姐：How did you do that?
（Cinderella 配合滑稽的音效，比手画脚了一番。）
大姐，二姐：Oh! I see. Go to your room, Cinderella. （Cinderella退回房间）
大姐：It is easy, isn’t it?
二姐：Yes. Let’s try.
大姐，二姐：（唱歌）
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might.
Have the wish I wish tonight.
（这时，天空掉下一颗巨大的陨石。）
小仙女：My ball. My ball.
（跑着，跑着，将陨石捡起并向观众，这时身上掉下一样东西。）
大姐：（睁开眼睛）What is it?
二姐：（从地上捡起来）SK.
大姐：It works.
大姐，二姐：（抢着涂抹）Save some for me.
ACT 3
Stepmother: Mary! Judy! Where are you? It is time to party.
大姐，二姐：（沮丧地）We are here.
（大姐，二姐成为大近视眼，脸上并长满雀斑。）
Stepmother: Oh, my goodness! What’s the matter with you ?
大姐，二姐: Mummy! Help us.
ACT 4
Cinderella: （唱Star light, star bright并闭眼祷告）
（这时，天空滑过一颗流星）
小仙女： My candy! My candy!
Cinderella! Stop singing the song.
Here are the car and the dress.
Be sure to come back before twelve.
Cinderella: Thank you, my angel!
ACT 5
（宴会上，大家快乐地跳着舞）
王子：My fair lady .May I have this dance?
Cinderella: Yes, please.
（王子和Cinderella跳着DISCO）
Stepmother: Who’s that?
大姐：She is so beautiful.
二姐：I wish I were the girl.
大姐：Don’t make any wish, stupid girl.
(钟敲响12下) 时钟报时：Dang! Dang! Dang! It is 12 o’clock!
Cinderella: Oh! I have to leave now.（冲忙跑走，掉了一双鞋子。）
王子： Hey! Don’t be so rush. What’s your name?
ACT 6
（在街上，王子看到女孩子就请她试穿鞋子。）
王子：Please try it on.
女孩甲：（试穿后）It is not my size.
女孩乙：（试穿后）It is not mine.
大姐：Let me try it.（但穿不下）
二姐：It is my turn.（也穿不下）
王子：（看到Cinderella）Lady，would you please try it on.
Cinderella：Oh! It’s my shoe.
王子：You are the girl in the party.
Cinderella：Yes, I am。Thank you for bringing me the shoe.
（跑走，并唱着Star light, star bright）
王子：Wait! Wait! I am the prince. Marry me!
小仙女：（穿着Cinderella参加舞会地衣服）I do. I do.
小仙女：（拉着王子地手不由自主一直大叫I do. ）
Cinderella,！Stop singing the song and making any wish.
『拾』 求10人以上的英语话剧剧本
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400