情景剧2人
㈠ 只需要两个人的家庭情景剧
求一段精彩的家庭情景剧 好意思问一下，你所谓的出场人物是全都要出场吗？ 这个，你把诗词的名字＋小品输入查询就能查到但基本上都是一个诗人只有白居易的琵琶行会牵涉到元稹但貌似你不要他 能不能歌曲大串烧啊？这些诗词基本上都有翻唱的，你到搜狗查就行了 主持稿： 主持人甲：唐宋文坛，百花争艳，千姿百态，唐诗宋词更是绰约不凡，独领风骚。它们画面形象，意境宏大，语言凝练，音韵优美。 主持人乙：唐宋诗词虽篇幅短小，然画面明晰：有的清新，犹如淙淙泉水欢腾跳跃；有的壮阔，犹如奔涌的长江狂泻不已；有的火热，犹如爆发的火山烧灼万物；有的晦暗，犹如漫天的飞沙遮天蔽日。 主持人甲：唐宋诗词虽讲求音律，但内容丰富：有的借景抒情，赞美山川，歌唱生活；有的寓情于事，揭露黑暗，鞭挞时弊。 主持人乙：诗词的创作风格更是精彩纷呈：有的朴实自然，不事雕饰；有的富丽浪漫，浓抹盛妆；有的深沉悲壮，直抒胸臆。主持人甲、乙：让我们一起走进唐宋诗词的世界，尽情享受其无穷的魅力吧！“朗诵唐宋诗词·感悟传统文化”主题班会现在开始。 主持人甲：苏轼，北宋著名的文学家，开创了豪放词派，《念奴娇赤壁怀古》便是千古传诵的佳作。请第一组选手朗诵。 主持人乙：李商隐，唐代诗人，他所特创的“无题”诗，大多以爱情为题材，情思缠绵，辞藻精辟，读来令人回味不已。请第二组选手朗诵《无题相见时难别亦难》。 主持人甲：“正是江南好风景，落花时节又逢君。”是啊，春光依然如此秀丽，但时世已今非昔比——这是诗人杜牧的无限感慨。杜牧，生活在社会危机日益加深的晚唐时期，从青年起就关心国事，多写社会政治题材。诗中语言流畅而又风味清新，气势豪宕而又情致婉约。请第三组选手朗诵《泊秦淮》。 主持人乙：李清照，宋代著名的女词人，号 易安 居士，婉约派的代表人物。请第四组选手朗诵《如梦令常记》。 主持人甲：王维，长于五言律诗，并工于书画，善音律。苏轼说：“味摩诘之诗，诗中有画；观摩诘之画，画中有诗。”他的诗有诗、画、音乐三结合的特色。请第一组选手朗诵王维的《山居秋暝》 主持人乙：“《出师》一表真名世，千载谁堪伯仲间”。多么慷慨激昂，多么悲愤深沉。这是宋代诗人陆游的内心独白。陆游是我国古代诗人中创作数量最多的一个，内容触及当时社会生活的许多方面，而爱国思想就像一根红线贯串在他的全部创作中。请第二组选手朗诵《十一月四日风雨大作》 主持人甲：辛弃疾，字幼安，号稼轩，南宋词人。他的词气势豪放，感情沉郁，以浪漫主义的激情抒发他一生力主抗金、收复失地的怀抱，抨击投降派偏安误国的罪行，并表现自己备受打击、壮志难酬的苦闷。请第三组选手朗诵《丑奴儿少年不知》。 主持人乙：请第四组选手朗诵陆游的《示儿》。“王师北定中原日，家祭无忘告乃翁。”陆游无愧“亘古男儿一放翁”的称号。陆游的爱国精神是无可估价的，不可磨灭的！我们没有任何理由不为我们民族有这样一位伟大的生死如一的爱国诗人而感到自豪。 星为我们表演的诗朗诵《石壕吏》。 主持人乙：听着饱含血泪的悲愤的倾诉，我们面前出现因连年战乱，民不聊生，百姓背井离乡、朝不保夕的悲惨场景。非常感谢二位同学的精彩朗诵。 主持人甲：“人生自古谁无死，留取丹心照汗青！”这感人肺腑的诗句，不加任何修饰雕琢，直抒胸中正气，是诗人以身殉国的壮烈誓言。请欣赏葛一鸣同学为大家朗诵《过零丁洋》 主持人乙：柳永，北宋词人。“有三秋桂子，十里荷花”，历来为人传诵。请第一组选手朗诵《望海潮》。 主持人乙：白居易，字乐天，号香 山 居士。白居易从小刻苦学习，白天黑夜地读书作文，顾不上休息，以至于口舌生疮，手肘磨出老茧。苦学使他的文学才华成熟较早。据传在长安时，曾携带所作诗文去谒见......
㈡ 求2个人的超级搞笑的话剧或者情景剧，必须要简短的，2至3分钟左右。时间紧迫，求帮助~~
Cathy
Susan
Angel and Servant
Aside and Clerk
Summary
Susan很苗条，Cath和胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……
This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.
Scene I
(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)
Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?
Susan: I’ not doing well.
Cathy: Why not?
Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.
Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.
Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.
(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.)
Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content.
Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.
Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.
Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)
Why are you not me and I am not you?
(Susan seems to intend doing something.)
Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.
Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. That’s wonderful. (Saying loudly)
Susan: We begin planning right away.
Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.
Scene II
(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)
Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class?
Cathy: Yes! We will.
Servant: Ok!
Susan: Why do you take me here?
Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” commercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and help you become thinner.
Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in?
Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together. (Ha! Ha!)
(After several days)
Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you become much thinner. (Crying)
Cathy: I don’t want it, too. (Crying)
(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)
Servant: It’s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)
Scene III
(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)
Cathy: McDonalds?
Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.
Clerk: May I help you?
Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes.
Clerk: What??
Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)
(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)
Cathy: I can’t eat all of them.
Susan: The food is not just for you.
Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin?
Susan: Yes.
Cathy: You can’t eat them, because they will make you fat.
Susan: But I can’t oppose the attraction.
(Cathy gives Susan a look.)
Susan: Let me think.
(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)
Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you have time to lose weight.
Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight.
Evil: Listen to me. I’m right.
Angel: No, he’s wrong.
(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)
Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)
Cathy: Are you OK?
Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.
Cathy: OK!
Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before.
Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.
(They sit down and begin to eat.)
Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy. Do I have to eat this?
Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can help you. (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth.) Poor girl!!!
Scene IV
(Angel and Evil appear again.)
Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her?
Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result later.
Angel: I hope you are right.
(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)
Susan: I’m so hungry. I want to eat.
Cathy: I’m so full. I want to vomit.
(They hug each other and cry loudly.)
Cathy: I don’t want to be fat.
Susan: I don’t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)
(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)
Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.
Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)
Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us.
Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help us.
Angel: Oh, god!!
(Cathy and Susan chase the angel. The evil stays there.)
Evil: What has happened? (Shrug)
给你找了个网站,以后你就方便了 http://www.cntaici.com/
加分哦..
㈣ 初中英语情景剧2人对话
(Jenny and Tony are at the train station)
Tony: We want to take a train to New York.
Ticket agent (A): Regular or express train?
Tony: How much time would we save if we took
the express?
A: About one hour. The next express train arrives
in New York at 3:15.
Tony: And how much more do we have to pay for the
express?
A: First class is 24 dollars more, and second class
is 15 dollars more.
Tony (to Jenny)： What do you think?
Jenny: As long as we can arrive one hour earlier,
I don't mind paying a little extra.
Tony: OK. (to A) Then give me two second-class
tickets on the express, please.
(Tony and Jenny arrive in New York)
Jenny: Oh! At last we are in the Big Apple! Now we
have to take a subway to get to the Village. Don't we
need to buy a subway map?
Tony: Yes, but I think we can get it free at the
subway station, at the token booth.
(At the subway station)
Tony: Can I have ten tokens? And also can I get a
free subway map?
Ticket booth employee (: Sure. Here's a pack of
ten tokens, twelve-fifty, and this is your subway map.
Tony: Thank you.
Jenny: We are going to the East Village. Which
train should we take?
B: Take the No. 8 train and get off at Astor Place.
Tony/Jenny: Thanks a lot.
（东尼和珍尼在火车站）
东尼：我们要搭火车去纽约。
售票员：要普通车还是快车？
东尼：如果我们坐快车，可以节省多少时间？
售票员：差不多一个小时。下一班快车在3点15分到达纽约。
东尼：那么坐快车的话，我们要多付多少钱？
售票员：头等票多付24美元，二等票多付15美元。
东尼：（对珍尼）你认为如何？
珍尼：如果能早一个小时到达我不介意多付一些钱。
东尼：好。（对售票员）那么来两张二等快车票。
（东尼和珍尼抵达纽约）
珍尼：啊！我们终于来到纽约！要去乡村的话我们就必须坐地铁。需不需要买一张地铁路线图？
东尼：是的。但我想在地铁车站可能拿到免费的。
（在地铁车站）
东尼：给我来10个代币。另外可否给我一份地铁路线图？
售票员：当然可以。这是一包代币，12.50美元。这是地铁路线图。
东尼：谢谢。
珍尼：我们要去东方村庄该坐哪一列车呢？
售票员：坐8路车，在亚士都站下车。
东尼/珍尼：多谢。
㈤ 急！2人简短搞笑的小品剧本啊！不要太长~
《珍惜时间》
甲：日月如穿梭，光阴快似箭。
乙：呦，你又在这拽呢？
甲：拿你来说吧，今年有了吧？
乙：都12了。
甲：你瞧瞧一晃儿这么大了。
乙：一晃儿？
甲：这“晃”也是形容时间的词儿。刚生出来这么一点儿，一晃儿3岁进幼儿园，又一晃儿6岁读小学，再一晃儿12,该小学毕业了，你再这么晃几下......
乙：怎么样？
甲：你就没了。
乙：敢情我一辈子净晃晃了。
甲：这个晃,跟刚才讲的箭是同一个意思。
乙：形容日月、光阴。
甲：让你自己说，时间快不快？
乙：太快了。
甲：可我们一些小伙伴不珍惜时间，嫌时间用不了。
乙：还有嫌时间多的？
甲：有个同学，老嫌时间过的慢。你看他那劲头，一天到晚两眼老跟挣不开似的，磨磨蹭蹭耗时间。听不见他说话，一说准是这句话。
乙：说什么呢？
甲：“怎么还不放学呀？”
乙：老盼放学啊？
甲：脾气倒是不错，冲谁都笑：“你这儿干吗呐”？
乙：我学习呢，你干什么呢？
甲：“嘻嘻，不知道。”
乙：作业写完了吗？
甲：“嘻――不知道。”
乙：考试及格了吗？
甲：“嘻――不知道。”
乙：嘿，这也不知道啊！
甲：“嘻――不知道。”
乙：嗨！你这次数学考多少分？
甲：“9分......”
乙：不是不知道啊？
甲：上次考试得10分。
乙：得，又少1分。
甲：你说，要这样发展下去，小学还能毕业吗？
乙：我看，再不珍惜时间，就不能毕业了。
甲：你古语知道的多吗？
乙：知道一些。
甲：有一句老话：“一寸光阴一寸金，寸金难买寸光阴。”
乙：知道，这是说光阴无价。
甲：大诗人苏轼有句成语：“一刻千金”。
乙：对，一刻钟一千两金子。
甲：时间对谁都是一样的。
乙：非常公平的。
甲：可有人要多得点时间。
乙：从哪儿来？
甲：得去挤。
乙：对。
甲：鲁迅讲过：时间，就像海绵里的水，只要愿挤，总是有的。
乙：对，少壮须努力！
甲：一天能多挤一点时间学习。
乙：就要挤时间学习。
甲：一天找半个小时，写上一篇百字短文。
乙：循序渐进，你会练出秀丽的文笔。
甲：一天抽十分钟时间，读一首唐诗。
乙：那......一年能熟读三百首哇。
甲：由此看来，只要善于运用时间，学习也不是难事。
乙：对。
甲：不光如此，珍惜时间就能延长寿命呢！
乙：既然这样，咱俩就别在这磨蹭了，多延长些寿命吧。
甲：好，咱退场吧。
㈥ 适合两个女生演的短剧 2-3分钟
是话剧还是音乐剧呢。听过白天鹅和黑天鹅的故事么...就是一对姐妹因为美丽而被诅咒，白天是人形，太阳下山后就会变成白天鹅和黑天鹅。她们爱上同一个猎人。有两种结局任你们选择，一种是猎人爱的是姐姐白天鹅，而妹妹黑天鹅陷害姐姐，结果也没能和猎人在一起。另一种结局是白天鹅姐姐为了成全妹妹和猎人，死在猎人箭下。可以浓缩内容来演，服装也很好准备。只要把白天鹅的漂亮纯洁和黑天鹅的自私阴险演到位就是一部很好的剧了。可以参考一下。
㈦ 求:2人情景剧
去看哔哩哔哩，上面2女生宅舞或者话剧很多
㈧ 求2个人的超级搞笑的话剧货情景剧，必须要简短，只能有2至3分钟左右的。
Cathy
Susan
Angel and Servant
Aside and Clerk
Summary
Susan很苗条，Cath和胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……
This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.
Scene I
(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)
Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?
Susan: I’m not doing well.
Cathy: Why not?
Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.
Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.
Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.
(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.)
Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content.
Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.
Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.
Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)
Why are you not me and I am not you?
(Susan seems to intend doing something.)
Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.
Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. That’s wonderful. (Saying loudly)
Susan: We begin planning right away.
Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.
Scene II
(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)
Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class?
Cathy: Yes! We will.
Servant: Ok!
Susan: Why do you take me here?
Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” commercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and help you become thinner.
Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in?
Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together. (Ha! Ha!)
(After several days)
Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you become much thinner. (Crying)
Cathy: I don’t want it, too. (Crying)
(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)
Servant: It’s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)
Scene III
(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)
Cathy: McDonalds?
Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.
Clerk: May I help you?
Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes.
Clerk: What??
Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)
(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)
Cathy: I can’t eat all of them.
Susan: The food is not just for you.
Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin?
Susan: Yes.
Cathy: You can’t eat them, because they will make you fat.
Susan: But I can’t oppose the attraction.
(Cathy gives Susan a look.)
Susan: Let me think.
(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)
Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you have time to lose weight.
Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight.
Evil: Listen to me. I’m right.
Angel: No, he’s wrong.
(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)
Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)
Cathy: Are you OK?
Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.
Cathy: OK!
Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before.
Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.
(They sit down and begin to eat.)
Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy. Do I have to eat this?
Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can help you. (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth.) Poor girl!!!
Scene IV
(Angel and Evil appear again.)
Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her?
Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result later.
Angel: I hope you are right.
(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)
Susan: I’m so hungry. I want to eat.
Cathy: I’m so full. I want to vomit.
(They hug each other and cry loudly.)
Cathy: I don’t want to be fat.
Susan: I don’t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)
(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)
Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.
Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)
Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us.
Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help us.
Angel: Oh, god!!
(Cathy and Susan chase the angel. The evil stays there.)
Evil: What has happened? (Shrug)
㈨ 有没有适合两个人演的短篇小品剧本
倒霉催的
白：某年某月某日，某俩人各开着载重10吨的大卡车在一条小巷里相遇了。
甲:(向乙司机喊）古人说“什么一时，风平浪静，退10米，让别人走。”
乙想：让我让没门儿！
乙：说得对，那你让一下吧。
甲想：你是装傻还是真傻，管你你是装傻还是真傻，我肯定不让！
甲：还是你让吧
乙：你让
甲：你让
乙：你让
甲：你让
……
白：这两个司机互不相让，两人用他那七寸不烂之舌和铁齿铜牙斗了300个来回，
不分胜负。
甲：（无精打采）我绕路走
乙：（精力充沛）我赢了
次日
白：真是冤家一对儿，这两位又在这条小巷相遇了。
甲：上次我绕路走，这次该你绕路走了
乙想：没门儿，让我绕路走，想得倒挺美。
乙：弱肉强食懂吗？看谁耗得过谁
甲：我早有准备，看压缩饼干
乙：我也有准备。
过了4800个小时
甲：我的压缩饼干吃完了，我绕路走，但你必须告诉我你的Pisa哪儿来的？
乙：必胜宅急送，送来的。
甲：真是“道高一尺，魔高一丈”
次次日
甲：这次我带了：电视、电脑、冰箱、洗衣机、衣柜、单人床、1000斤大米、电饭锅、太阳灶、太阳能蓄电器、PSP3、NDSi……
乙：但我带了推土机
丁玲咣哴、丁玲咣哴、丁玲咣哴呛
次次次日
白：真是冤家一对儿，这两位又在这条小巷相遇了。这句我都说烦了。
乙：这次你又带什么了。
甲：（恐怖）杀手组
乙：（狞笑）对不起，我带了特警部队。哈哈哈哈！！！！
剧终