中英文版的话剧
Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）
I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?
（鄙人找不到后半部分，特来求救） 提问者： 冰魄の影魂 - 初级魔法师 三级 答复 共 3 条 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. 荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? What’s the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China. 荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗…… （《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah! Action Ш （《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 妻子:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “ 妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." （荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never…… 妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
❷ 急需一篇5人的英语话剧 要有中英文对照的
我从 Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到灵感,写下这段对话. Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)-classmates 地点:Scene-in the college dorm大学宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping. Mike came back from a morning jogging. M: hi, Dan, what are u doing? D: I am playing war craft. M: Where is Tommy? D: Shi! M:What? What's the matter? D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping. M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class? D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up! T:five more minutes, please. Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up. T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.) M: Guys! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners. D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u. M: That's more like it. We need will power. D and T: what is will power? M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late? M: right. Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment. Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work? Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts. Mike: Noo! Let's finish our work first before we do other things. We need Will Power! Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need Will Power! We listen to you. Ok. Let's go! The end
❸ 有没有好的英语话剧，中英文对照的
《罗密欧与朱丽叶》
博马舍《费加罗的婚礼》
❹ 谁有简爱话剧剧本 中英文版
= =。在学校电脑里。
刚刚想起来了。
出场人物：Jane Eyre——简•爱，
Edward Fairfax Rochester ——爱德华*费尔法克斯•罗切斯特
Alice Fairyfax——爱丽丝•费尔菲克斯，罗切斯特的女管家，简爱的朋友
Bertha Mason--- Bertha Antoinetta的哥哥
Servant, Lawyer, Pastor
( 备注：1.Adèle－－阿黛勒，罗切斯特的朋友的女儿,罗切斯特是她的监护人，简爱的学生 2.Bertha Antoinetta.——疯女，罗切斯特的合法妻子)
罗切斯特（边走边说，匆忙）:你去过礼堂了吗？
Rochester：Have you been to the chapel?
仆人：是的，先生，牧师刚刚来过。
Servant ：Yes, sir. The pastor has just arrived .
罗切斯特:马车准备好了吗？
Rochester：Is the carriage ready?
仆人：是的，马匹正在上挽具。
仆人：The horses have all been harnessed.
罗切斯特:我们要在典礼结束后离开这儿。
Rochester：I want leave here after the moment the ceremony is over.
仆人：是的，先生.
Servant ：Yes, sir.
罗切斯特:好，你先去忙吧！
Rochester：OK！Done your own job!
(仆人退场)
罗切斯特：（礼服，激动地喊）简！简！
Rochester：Jane！Jean!
简：（穿着婚纱，出场）我来了！
Jane: Yes, I’m here!
罗切斯特：（动情地说，额头轻吻）亲爱的，你真漂亮！
Rochester: Honey, you are so beautiful!
简(害羞，低头）谢谢！
Jane: Thank you!
罗切斯特：（深情看着简）有遗憾吗？
Rochester: Any regrets?
简；（微笑）只是阿黛尔在学校，她一定爱看见我这身装扮……
Jane: Only that Adèle is away at school. She would have loved to see me in this dress……
罗切斯特：（温柔地笑笑，点头）我们叫人画一幅像寄给她，像这样，晨曦映照在你身上……
Rochester: we will have a portrait painted and sent to her. Like this, with the morning light upon you
（简笑笑，溢满幸福）
（罗切斯特拿出戒指，二人对视，会心一笑，罗切斯特为简戴上戒指）
罗切斯特：我爱的简，将成为我的妻子，我要好好照顾她，让她成为世界上最幸福的女人！（二人相拥）
Rochester: My lover, Jean, will be my wife, l will take care of her, and make her the luckiest woman in the world!
(管家爱丽丝上场)
Alice：I’m sorry to disturb .But I have to .Mr. Rochester, It’s time to go to the church. The pastor is waiting!
(乘马车，退场)
(到教堂，二个挽着步入教堂，仆人和爱丽思站在旁边）
牧师：在上帝的注视下，我们聚集在一起，参加这个男人和这个女人神圣的婚礼。未经上帝圣言所允许的结合都不是由上帝结合……
Pastor: We are gathered together here at the sight of God to join together this man, and this woman in holy matrimony. So many as are coupled together, otherwise than God’s World doth allow. I now join together by God.……
律师：（从外面闯入，并大喊）婚礼不能继续！我宣布有障碍……
Lawyer ：The marriage cannot go on ! I declare an impediment!
（众人回头看着律师）
罗切斯特：（生气地看了律师一眼，拉着简，回头对牧师）继续，先生！
Rochester: Continue, sir! Please!
牧师；我不能……（对牧师）请问，是什么性质的妨碍？
Pastor: No, I can’t…… What is the nature of this impediment?
律师：（一边走进一边说）罗切斯斯特是一个已婚的男人！
Lawyer ：Mr. Rochester is a married man!
(全声震惊，除了管家爱丽丝)
罗切斯特：（愤怒，向律师靠近）你是谁？
Rochester: Who are you?
律师:我叫布里格斯，是一个律师。我受人委托来看你的妻子……
Lawyer : M y name is Brings. I’m a lawyer. I was engaged to look after the interest of your wife.
罗切斯特：（大喊）没有妻子！！！
Rochester: There is no wife! Have no wife!
律师；（打开文件）我已确认并证明，1829年10月20日，桑恩费尔德庄园的爱德华`费尔法克斯`罗切斯特同我姐姐伯莎`安东瓦内达结婚。
Lawyer: I have confirmed and proved that on the twentieth day of October 1829.,Edward Fairfax Rochester and Thornfield Hall was married to my sister Bertha Antoinetta.
（罗切斯特脸色越来越阴深，简的脸上闪过复杂的神情）
律师：（继续，眼神犀利）现在我手中的是结婚证书的副本，署名理查德`梅森。
Lawyer:A of wedding certificate is now in my possession. Signed Richard Mason.
简：他说的是真的吗？
Jean: Is he right?
罗切斯特：（呼吸急促，辩解到）这可以证明我结过婚……并不能证明那个女人还活着！
Rochester: That may prove that I have been married and that doesn’t prove that the woman is still living.
律师：她三个月以前还活着，我有事实的证人。
Lawyer: She is living three months ago. And I have a witness to the fact.
罗切斯特；叫他出来！该死！
Rochester:Then, proce him! Shit!
牧师：先生，不要忘记你在一个神圣的地方！
Pastor: Sir, do not forget that you are in a scared place!
律师：(对梅森)先生，请到前面来！
Lawyer :Have the goodness to step towards,sir!
（梅森进场）
罗切斯特：（意外，愤怒）梅森！
Rochester: Mason!
（女仆仿佛已经预料到了，眼神并无多大意外）
简：（伤心）爱德华，请对我说实话！
Jane：Edward，tell me the truth ! Please!!!
罗切斯特：是的，我结过婚，但是我是被骗的！请相信我！我真的爱你！
Rochester: Right! I have got married. But I was cheated! Please, believe me! I really love you and want to marry you!
（简后退两步，险些晕倒，爱丽丝上前扶住简）
爱丽丝：小姐，挺住！
Jane：Miss, be strong!
罗切斯特：（无可奈何，痛苦）（对牧师）合上你的书……
（对众人）没有婚礼了……这些人说的是事实，我结过婚，与我结婚的女人仍然活着……
（简痛苦地看着罗切斯特……对望）
Rochester: Close your book! ……
There will be no wedding.……What these men say is true. I have been married. And the woman to whom I was married still lives……
（停了停）你们全都跟我来吧！去见见格雷斯`普尔的病人！我的妻子！
Rochester: Come to my house ,all of you! And meet Grace Pool’s patient! My wife!!!
(退场)
❺ 有哪些英文电影适合用来演话剧的
哈姆雷特、罗密欧与朱丽叶等等都很适合演话剧。
特别是哈姆雷特中那句经典的台词“生存还是毁灭，这是个值得思考的问题......，在舞台上呈现很有感染力，话剧艺术自诞生之日起，就一直是一种仪式化的、不可重复的艺术形式。
罗密欧与朱丽叶故事就很好能在话剧舞台上呈现，故事简短且具有吸引力，经典台词，很快俘获观众的心，话剧首先是以演员的姿态、动作、对话、独白等表演，直接作用于观众的视觉和听觉；并用化妆、服饰等手段进行人物造型，使观众能直接观赏到剧中人物形象的外貌特征。话剧的出演时间短，而且还要展开故事，让观众清楚明了，最主要的还要看明白故事内容，最后升华，才能算完整的话剧。
❻ 中英文版本的话剧
The Gifts （礼物）
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’ leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
礼 物
旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）
德拉：你买我的头发吗？
夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
夫人：给你，20美元。
德拉：谢谢你，再见。
夫人：再见。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？
德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
德拉：什么？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？
吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找
的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我
想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我
们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们
吃晚饭吧！
❼ 求一个搞笑的英语话剧剧本，最好有中英文对照。
是谁把10086服务小姐逼成这样的？？？？10086服务台小姐：先生晚上好，请问有什么可以帮你的吗？ 外轨：shouji没电了，自动关机了，请问现在几点了？ 10086服务台小姐：（晕）那先生您怎么给我打的。 外轨：我的shouji自动关机一样可以拨打dianhua，只是看不到时间。。 10086服务台小姐：（晕）先生现在是凌晨2点25分？请问还有什么可以帮你的吗？ 外轨：哦 ！这么晚了你怎么还不睡觉. 10086服务台小姐：（晕）对不起先生，这是我的工作，请问你还有什么事吗？ 外轨：没事就不可以打dianhua了吗？ 10086服务台小姐：对不起先生，我不是这个意思。 外轨：为什么给你们打dianhua是免费的？为什么给其他人打dianhua是收费的？ 10086服务台小姐：先生。。这是我们对顾客的一种高质量服务，我们本着顾客是上帝的宗旨，所以打我们客服dianhua是不需要收费的. 外轨：那上帝饿了.我把我家地址给你.你来我家给我做点吃的好不好.. 10086服务台小姐：先生对不起，我们没有这项服务。 外轨：你们对上帝的服务还挑三拣四吗？ 10086服务台小姐：先生对不起，我们只对客户提出的业务方面问题所做解答。请问现在还有什
么问题吗？ 外轨：我不是不讲理的人。这样你回答我3个问题，回答正确我就不纠缠你了。。 10086服务台小姐：（**）请您讲。 外轨：第一。万里长征一共走了多少里。 10086服务台小姐：2万5千里吧。 外轨：第二，参加人数多少人。 10086服务台小姐：8万6千人吧。 外轨：还懂点历史，最后一个问题，他们都叫什么名字？ 10086服务台小姐：................................................. 外轨：拒绝回答上帝的问题，我会投诉你的。 10086服务台小姐：对不起先生，我真的不知道。 外轨：这么简单的问题都回答不上来，你对工作的态度很不认真，而且还有抵触情绪。 10086服务台小姐：（哭）这。。这。。这个简单吗？这样吧先生。我也给你出3个问题，不知道有兴趣回答下吗？ 外轨：说来听听。 10086服务台小姐：2008年奥运会是在什么地方举行的！ 外轨：北京，下一个问题。 10086服务台小姐：那请问先生开幕式是几月几号？ 外轨：8月8号。如果下一个问题你敢问我开幕式时看台上所有人的姓名，我还会投诉你。 10086服务台小姐：（狂哭）先生把你的地址给我吧，我去给你做饭。。。。。。。。。 .////////
❽ 《皇帝的新装》英文版的话剧
《皇帝的新装》课本剧剧本
角色：皇帝、骗子1、骗子2、老部长、官员、小孩、小孩他爸爸、看游行大典的人。
[幕开时，有一座金碧辉煌的宫殿，在宫殿里面，有一位皇帝，他很喜欢穿新衣服，大家都说他在“更衣室”里，几乎每天，每夜，每个钟头都要换一件衣服！]
[他把所有的钱都用在了衣服上，别人带他去逛公园，他不去，别人带他去逛超市，他也不去，就连坐火车，坐地铁，他都不去。]
[有一天，皇帝就决定要举行游行大典了。就在这时，来了两个骗子，告诉大臣他俩是织布能手。]
[大臣跑回皇宫告诉皇帝。]
大臣：（气喘吁吁）有两个……个人说他……们是织……织布能手。
皇帝：啊，这太好啦！快让他们进来！
[大臣把两个骗子接到皇宫里来，让皇帝接见他们。]
皇帝：听说你们两个是织布能手，那么，你们又能织出什么样的布呢？
骗子1：（神气）我们两个可以织出的布不仅有很美丽的色彩。另外，还有一种特殊功能，就是，聪明的人或称职的人看的见这布，笨的人或不称职的人看不见这布！
骗子2：（连连点头）是呀！是呀！我们真的能织出这种布！
(皇帝面露喜色,心里想我穿了这样的衣服,就可以看出我的王国里哪些人不称职,我就可以分辨出哪些人是聪明人,哪些人是傻子)
[皇帝听了喜出望外，他就给了两个骗子很多钱，然后命令他们马上织出这种布。]
[两个骗子七二连三的求皇帝给他们一些最好的金丝和金子，说是织布时要用，皇帝当然同意，可是，他们不仅没有放在织布机上，反而装进了腰包里，就连一根线，也没有放在织布机上。]
[不久，这件事传开了，准备看游行大典的人都在盼望着看到这件衣服，就能知道邻居愚蠢不愚蠢，称职不称职了。]
皇帝：我想知道布织的怎么样了，召老部长进宫.
侍女:是
[老部长来到织布房，老大臣(拿下眼镜,揉了揉眼睛,带上眼镜,瞪大双眼心)] 老部长：(自言自语)这是怎么一回事儿,我什么东西也没看见
骗子甲:老部长,您走进些,可以看得更仔细.
骗子乙(指着空空的织布机):您看上面的布花纹是不是很美丽,色彩是不是很漂亮.
老部长：（自言自语）天哪！我怎么什么都没有看见？难道我是愚蠢的人吗？难道我是不称职的人吗？这真是滑稽。不行，我绝对不能让其他人知道。
骗子1：您觉得这布怎么样？
[老部长越想越害怕，不过，他还是没有把感想说出来。]
骗子2：难道您一点意见都没有吗？
老部长：（拿出眼镜仔细看）啊，太美了，这是我从来没有看到的最美丽的布！
骗子甲乙一起说:嗯,我们听到您的话真高兴,您看,这图案,衬着这花纹,尤如天上的彩云,正适合陛下高贵的身份.线与线之间的细处恰到好处,贴着身体,薄如羽翼!只有像老大臣这样又聪明又忠诚的人才能看到这块布!
老大臣一边点头一边露出满意的表情(老大臣撤,骗子甲乙继续坐在纺织机旁忙碌)
老部长一字不漏的记了下来，以免待会儿回到皇帝那里，描述不出来。]
[另外，两个骗子又要求老部长给他们一些金丝和金子。]
[不久，皇帝又派了另一名诚实的官员，但是，这位官员的运气并不比刚才那位老部长的运气好。他看了又看，怎么也看不见布料。]
官员：（默读）我的妈呀！我怎么什么都看不见？我绝对不能让皇帝知道，也绝对不能让其他人知道。
骗子2：您觉得这布怎么样？
官员：啊！这布美极了，我特别喜欢这布。
骗子1和骗子2：（异口同声）谢谢您的夸奖。
[官员回到皇帝那里描述了花纹的色彩，还用了好多好词。]
[最后，皇帝决定亲自带着大臣们去看看，其中也包括刚刚去过的老部长和官员。]
[皇帝一来到织布房，就惊呆了！]
皇帝：（直冒冷汗）啊！我什么也没有看见呀！这真是荒唐！不成，我绝对不能让我的大臣们知道。
骗子1：您觉得这种布料好吗？
皇帝：（举起大拇指）啊！这种布太美了，我表示100分得满意！
[两个骗子发了一阵暗笑。]
大臣：陛下，您就穿这件衣服去参加游行大典吧！
[皇帝奖励了他们俩每个人一枚爵士的勋章。]
[在游行大典的前夜，两个骗子整夜没睡，他们用剪刀在空中瞎剪了一阵子，又用没有穿县的针在空中乱缝了一阵子。]
骗子1和骗子2：新衣服做好了！
[第二天，皇帝去更衣室换衣服。]
骗子1：请皇帝把衣服脱下来。
骗子2：另外，这件衣服还有一个特点，就是，他柔软的像蜘蛛网一样，穿着他的人觉得他没有穿衣服，其实他穿了。
[皇帝听完他们的话，立刻把衣服脱了下来，脱的光光的，就连一件底裤，也没有穿上！只戴着皇冠！]
[皇帝换好衣服，就走到了大街上，这时，大街上早已人如海了！]
看游行大典的人：啊！皇帝穿的衣服真美！
[他们说这句话是因为不让别人知道他看不见衣服。]
小孩：瞧，皇帝没有穿衣服就上大街，真是羞死人了！
小孩的爸爸：上帝，你听见这个天真声音了吗？
看游行大典的人：皇帝并没有穿衣服，一个小孩说他没有穿衣服。
[人们把话题慢慢的传开了。]
[皇帝有些发抖，因为他觉得老百姓们说的话是对的，可是，他还是摆出一副更神气样子。]
皇帝：（声音压的很低）哼！反正你们都是愚蠢的人，只有我最聪明！
英文译文
"The Emperor's New Clothes," a text play script
Role: Emperor, a liar, liar 2, old ministers, officials, children, child his father, watching the procession ceremony people.
[Curtain opened, there were a magnificent palace, in the palace inside, there is an emperor, he was very fond of wearing new clothes, everyone said that he is "changing room", almost every day, night, every hour must be changed a piece of clothing! ]
[He put all the money spent on clothes, the others took him to the park, he can not go, someone else took him to the water and soil, he does not go, even ride the train, subway, he does not go. ]
[One day, the emperor decided to hold a ceremony in a procession. At this point, two swindlers came to tell the Minister They are weaving experts. ]
[Secretary of State ran back to the palace to tell the emperor. ]
Minister: (panting) has two ... ... ... ... who said he personally is a weave ... ... experts weaving.
Emperor: ah, it That's great! Fast so that they come in!
[Secretary of State received a royal palace where the two swindlers come to the Emperor with them. ]
Emperor: I heard that you two are weaving experts, then you can weave any kind of cloth do?
Liar 1: (divine) We two can weave cloth is not only very beautiful colors. In addition, there is a special function, that is, smart or competent people will look at the see the cloth, stupid or incompetent person can not see the cloth!
Cheater 2: (nods again and again) Yes! Yes! We really were able to weave this fabric!
(Emperor cheeky happy expression, and thought I would wear such clothes, you can see who is the kingdom of my incompetence, I can tell what people are smart people, who are fool)
[Emperor listened overjoyed, he gave the two swindlers a lot of money, and then ordered them immediately to weave this fabric. ]
[2 cheater 72 with three of the demand of the emperor to give them some of the best gold and gold, saying that when you use weaving the emperor certainly agree, but they are not only not on the weaving machine, but put into the pockets years, even a line, nor on the weaving machine. ]
[Shortly after this incident spread, and ready to see the procession ceremony, people are looking forward to seeing the clothes, we can know the neighbors are not stupid stupid, incompetent incompetent in. ]
King: I would like to know how kind of woven cloth, and call the old minister of the palace.
Maid: Yes
[Old minister came to weaving room, the old Minister (took off her glasses, rubbed his eyes, wear glasses, Dengda eyes heart)] Old Minister: (to himself) This is about how children, I did things are not seen
Liar A: Old Minister, you enter some, you can see more detail.
Liar B (pointing to the empty loom): cloth pattern you see above is not very beautiful, the color is not very pretty.
Old Minister: (to himself) God! I do not see how anything else? Do I have stupid people? Do I have incompetent people? This is really funny. No, I absolutely can not let other people know.
Liar 1: Do you think this is how kind of fabric?
[Old minister grew more and more afraid, but he still did not say it feelings. ]
Cheater 2: Do you have a few comments not?
Old Minister: (take a close look at glasses) ah, too beautiful, it is I have never seen the most beautiful cloth!
Liar and B to say: ah, we are really glad to hear your words, you see, this pattern, whole placed on this pattern, just like heaven Choi, and this is His Majesty the noble status. Line and thin at just right between the lines and paste the body, thin wings! just like the old Ministers so intelligent and loyal people who can see another piece of cloth!
Exposed side of the old minister he nodded with satisfaction that the expression (old minister to withdraw, liar and B continue to sit next to a busy textile machines)
The old minister of the recorded word for word down, so that later the return to the emperor, where the description does not come out. ]
[In addition, the two swindlers also requested the Minister to give them some of the old gold and gold. ]
[Soon, the emperor had also sent another honest officials, however, luck is not higher than the official one moment that the old Minister of luck. He repeatedly pored over, how can not see fabric. ]
Officials: (silent reading) My! How do I see anything? I absolutely can not let the emperor know that absolutely can not let other people know.
Cheater 2: how do you think this kind of fabric?
Officials: ah! This fabric looks extremely beautiful, I particularly like the cloth.
Liar and a liar 2: (in unison) Thank you for the compliment.
[Back to the emperor, where officials described the patterns of color, but also with a lot of good word. ]
[Finally, the emperor has decided to take ministers to see, including recently visited the old ministers and officials. ]
[The emperor came to a weaving room, it was shocked! ]
Emperor: (straight cold sweats) ah! I did not see! This is ridiculous! Fail, I absolutely can not let my ministers to know.
Liar 1: Do you think this fabric please?
Emperor: (lifting the thumb) ah! This fabric is so beautiful, I said 100 share of satisfaction!
[2 swindlers made a while snicker. ]
Minister: Your Majesty, you will wear this dress to attend the ceremony procession bar!
[Emperor rewarded the two of them each a medal, Sir. ]
[Ceremony on the eve of the march, two swindlers all night, they used the scissors cut blind for a while in the air, and another did not wear the county chaotic sewing needle in the air for a while. ]
Liar and a liar 2: new clothes is well!
[The next day, the emperor to the locker room changing clothes. ]
Liar 1: Please take off their clothes to the emperor.
Cheater 2: In addition, there is a feature of this dress, that is, he was soft, like a spider's web, like, wearing his people that he did not wear clothes, in fact, he was wearing.
[The emperor heard their words, once their clothes off down off the bare, even an underpants, no wear! Just wear the crown! ]
[Emperor Huanhaoyifu, they reached the street, this time, the street person who had the sea! ]
To see the procession ceremony for a person: ah! The emperor wearing clothes really beautiful!
[They say this is because the clothes and let others know that he can not see. ]
Children: Look, the emperor did not wear clothes on the street is really Xiusi people in!
Child's father: God, do you hear the voice of this naive it?
Celebration of people watching the procession: the emperor is not wearing clothes, one child said he did not wear clothes.
[It slowly spread to the topic of conversation. ]
[Emperor Some tremble, because he felt that people were saying is right, but he still put on a more spirited look. ]
Emperor: (sound pressure is very low) hum! Anyway, you are stupid people, I am the only the most intelligent!