㈠ 6-8人的英语话剧剧本

8个人?难得找个这么多人的本子. THE MASK 面膜 剧情大意: Julie是一个很爱美的高中生,在班上人缘很好,但是她爱美的个性使得她变得有些自傲。对於外貌毫不在意的Cathy,因此是跟Julie完全搭不上线的同班同学。一天下午,Julie在跟哥哥聊天后发现自己脸上长了一个很大的脓疱,於是她将浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在脸上,隔天早上起床后,可怕的事情就发生了…… Narrator Julie Cathy Debbie Teresa David Julie’s dad Julie’s mom Classmate A Classmate B Classmate C Classmate D Scene 1 Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, ring lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on. Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool. Teresa: What about me? I don’t know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange? Cathy: Gosh, I don’t know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently) (The other girls laugh) Debbie: God, you don’t know anything, do you, Cathy? Teresa: Yeah, you don’t even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow! (The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.) Cathy: At least I’m not stupid like you! Don’t you have something better to talk about than make-up? Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you’re so ugly! Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up! Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right. Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.) (Cathy is irritated and tears drop.) Scene 2 Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in. (删了好多,去我空间拿全文,字数好多)不满意,自己找去:http://www.niucha.net/Article/eng/Index.html

㈡ 我需要一给英文的短剧剧本(8人众)

(一)
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

(二)
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving
births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and
says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

(三)
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together."
The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished
for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!

My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly
fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed
to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile
phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said
calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then
the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and
next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

fool_fox

标题:I'm the boss
内容:The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

Wife's picture
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long. But you go to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

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㈢ 急求一个英语4人的情景剧,关于shopping【购物的】’谢谢!急阿!

1.2.3.4代表四个人(自己任意取名) 1和2出场在超市(消费者)1:hey,2!how are you?what are you shoping for?2:how are you,1.I'm gong to buy some beef,you know many family are gonna to have a barbecue.do you want to join in?1:great,that's sounds wonderful.I'd like to.3出场3:hey,bodies。how's it going,I have got something good you like to listen,The beef in this shop is on sale.why not have a look.2:Great,let's check out.4.服务员出场2:excuse me,server!Can you show me where is the beef on sale.4:Oh Jesus,It's really not your day,the beef on sale is just sold out.(4下场)1:God, what a pity!3:You both need to worry anything at all,because I also know another shop is on sale too.how about going there!2:Ok,that' about it,let's go!(全部下场)挺短的,本人现场自编。如有不足,敬请谅解!

㈣ 英语情景剧剧本关于商品讨价还价

A:what can i do for you ?我能为你做点来什么吗?
B:I want to buy a sweater ?我想买自件毛衣
A:we have all kinds of this proct ,which kind of sweater do you want to buy?我们这有各式各样的,你想买什么样的毛衣?
B:that's one looks good ,can i try it on ?那件看起来不错,我可以试一下吗?
A:no problem,没问题
B:how much does it cost?多少钱?
A:$100美元
B:oh ,it's too expensive ,I have seen this cheaper in othor places.太贵了,我在其他地方看到的比这个便宜。
AWell, what about $90? 那90美元怎么样呢?
B:alright ,i will take it .好吧,我就要它了
A:here you are .给你

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㈤ 10分钟8人的英语情景剧,求剧本,类型搞笑点。

http://www.360doc.com/content/09/0130/21/100594_2421164.shtml

㈥ 求英语话剧剧本,8人左右

最火的话题!喜羊羊!
喜羊羊与灰太狼初中小学英语小品剧本(网络服务版) 这是一部很好的学生英语小品剧本,且剧本内容幽默生动。
http://wenku..com/view/0e775bf5f61fb7360b4c65b5.html

㈦ 购物的英语情景剧

Could you tell me how much it is?(您能告诉我这个的价格是多少吗?)
In the neighbourhoud of $ 500.(500美元左右。)
We have to ask for another price rection.(再给我们优惠点儿吧。)
We can't lower the price any more.(不能再降价了。)
How much are you asking for this?(这个多少钱?)
I’m offering them to you at 10 Euro a piece. Is that all right?(每件10欧元,您看怎么样?)Is tax already included in ther price?(这个价位含税吗?)
Yes. Our price can’t be matched.(是的。我们的价格无人可比。)
Would you consider a volume discount?(批量购进可以再优惠吗?)
If you buy 1000 or more, you’ll get a 10% discount.(如果您能购进1000件以上我们就可以优惠10%。)
I’ll accept your offer.(好的,我接受。)
I will try it on.我来试穿一下看看。
It looks good on you.你穿着很好看啊。
fitting rooms 试衣间