带图英语剧本
旁白(Aside
)/介绍（Introction）：
Long
ago
there
was
a
crazy
country,
in
this
crazy
country
there
were
some
crazy
people,
trying
to
show
the
crazy
history
by
crazy
ways.
在很久很久以前，有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人，用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr
Jingke
was
the
most
famous
swordsman
and
was
sent
to
kill
king
of
Qing,
“Yingzheng”.
But
finally
he
failed.
Do
you
want
to
know
what
happened
at
that
time?
Okay,
next
show
will
tell
you
the
truth.
闻名遐迩的刀客，荆轲先生，被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务。但最终还是失败鸟。你想知道当时的情形如何吗？好，下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕。Action
I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,
mirror,
tell
me,
who
is
the
most
pretty
man
in
the
world?
(画外音：It’s
you,
Prince
Dan!
太子丹高兴状)
Thank
u
mirror!
（面对观众）
I’m
Prince
Dan,
the
magic
mirror
said
I
am
the
most
attractive
man
in
the
world.
But
Ying
Zheng
is
a
jealous
guy,
I
feel
he
will
kill
me
if
mirror
told
him
the
truth.
I
am
so
scared.
So
what
can
I
do?
(向幕里大叫)
Where
is
my
minister?
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜告诉我，天下男人谁最美？
(画外音：是你是你太子丹
太子丹高兴状)
非常感谢，我的魔镜
（面对观众）
我是太子丹，魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人
但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我，倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相，必要追杀于我
。太可怕了，我该咋办啦？
(向幕里大叫)
我的小弟们呢，哪儿去了？
阿三(毕恭毕敬)
:
Honey,
I
am
coming
亲耐滴老大，我来也。太子丹：I’ve
told
you
again
and
again
that
you
should
call
me
“my
most
beautiful、graceful
、handsome、charming、cute、smart
and
dearest
Prince
Dan”!我怎么告诉你的，以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮，潇洒，帅气，和蔼，可爱，机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，你又忘了！阿三：Sure,
honey!
I
have
a
good
idea.
We
can
find
a
hero
to
kill
YingZheng~~~（作杀状）了解，亲耐滴！我有个好主意。我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政。太子：Oh
yeah~~~.
What
is
the
most
expensive
commodity
in
this
century?
Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）
Good
idea!
But
who
is
the
right
candidate?妙计！那么谁是最佳人选捏？阿三：After
screening
I
have
two
promising
persons
on
hand.
One
is
Miss
LiMoChou,
the
other
is
Mr
JinKe.
Tomorrow
they
will
PK
for
the
NO1
killer
of
the
world.眼下我有俩在册人手，一个名曰李莫愁，另一个便是荆轲。明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号！太子：Well,
show
me
the
winner
as
soon
as
possible,
OK?那行，动作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.着！
B. 英语舞台剧剧本
看到一个不错的，希望适合~~
听花开的声音（英语话剧剧本）
精品源自：校园小品剧本大全（含微电影）
Listening to the sound of blooming主要角色：小雨，父亲、母亲、 李老师、吴老师（班主任），吴老师的女儿、张老师（生活老师）、四个学生Xiaoyu Dad Mum Miss Li Miss Wu Daughter Miss Zhang Four studerts第一场（暑假后，小雨爸爸又要出去打工了，想让小雨的妈妈也一起去，但要上三年级的小雨让他们感到为难。）Mum: Come here! Come here!Dad: Hi!Mum: What’s wrong?Dad: I have to go out to work in a few days.Mum: Oh! I know.Dad: I’ve thought a lot. You’d better go with me.Mum: I’d love to. But what will Xiaoyu do without us?Dad: That is what I’m worrying about! If only we could go together. We can work for two more years to build our house. Then we needn’t go.Mum: But, Xiaoyu?Dad: Oh, yeah!I’v got it. There may be some boarding schools.Mum: I’ve heard of it. Tongtong, our neighbor’s daughter, is studying in our country. I remember the name of the school seems to be Songlin Primary School.Dad: Let’s inquire it before we decide tomorrow. If that didn’t help there would be other waysMum: Enn, OK!第二场（小雨的父母到县城打听寄宿制学校的情况，来到了松林小学。）Dad: Excuse me. May I come in?Miss Li: Come in, please. Can I help you?Dad: I want to send my daughter to study here.Miss Li: Where are you from?Dad: We are from Xiao’ an village.Miss Li: Well, our school is only for the students whose household registrations are in country. I’m sorry to tell you she can’t.Mum: Can’t she really come? We will both go out to work in a few days. She is left alone at home. We are worried about her.Miss Li: What? Go out to work!Mum: Yeah!Miss Li: Oh, If that so, you’re lucky. We could receive the children whose parents have gone to the cities to do business and find jobs since last year.Dad: Is that true? Thank goodness.Mum: By the way. What if she can’t take care of herself at a very small age?Miss Li : Rest assured of that. There are some special life teachers in our school. Even at night, they will be on ty by turns.Dad: How about studying?Miss Li: Don’t worry. Our school pays more attention to the teaching of cultural course, as well as offers 5 featuring projects of English, reading, writing and so on.Mum: Oh! It’s good news!Dad: Let’s go home quickly and tell Xiaoyu about it.Dad and Mum: Thank you! Bye-bye!Miss Li: Goodbye!第三场（在同学和老师的帮助下，小雨在学校逐渐成长了起来。）Miss Wu: Good morning, class. Today, There is a new student in our class. Her name is Xiaoyu.Xiaoyu: Hello！Ss: Hello！Miss Wu: Her parents are also working outside. From now on, she will beone of us. Let’s welcome her.Xiaoyu, This is your seat. Sit down, and we’ll begin our class.Boys and girls, books can lead to growing up, Reading can enlarge our life.Let’s join in the New Ecation Experiment and have a meaningful study life. Let’s read a poem： A Book.Ss：《神奇的书》狄金森没有一艘非凡的战舰, 能像一册书籍把我们带到浩瀚的天地There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away 也没有一匹神奇的坐骑,能像一页诗扉带我们领略人世的真谛Nor any coursers like a page of prancing poetry 即令你一贫如洗,也没有任何栅栏能阻挡你在书的王国遨游的步履This traverse may the poorest take without oppress of toll 多么质朴无华的车骑,可是它却装载了人类灵魂中全部的美！How frugal is the chariot that bears a human soul Miss Wu: Class is over.Ss: Goodbye! Miss Wu.(课间活动：舞蹈)第四场（晚上十点左右，吴老师家。吴老师的女儿刚刚睡着，生活老师张老师打来电话，小雨发高烧需要及时送往医院，但张老师正在值班。）Miss Wu: This is Miss Wu. Who’s that?Miss Zhang: This is Miss Zhang. I’m sorry to call you so late.Miss Wu: What’s up?Miss Zhang: Xiaoyu has a fever. I’m on ty. Can you come to school now?Miss Wu: Oh!Miss Zhang: Can’t you come? Have you got anything to do now?Miss Wu: It doesn’t matter. I’m going at once.Miss Zhang: Oh! I will wait for you in the dorm.Miss Wu: All right.(放下电话自言自语。)Miss Wu: My baby is asleep. Her dad isn’t at home. What if she wake up at midnight. What am I going to do? Come to school first. just hope she wouldn’t wake up.（孩子半夜醒来却找不到妈妈。）Daughter：Mummy, mummy! Where are you? Where are you? Mummy, mummy!Miss Wu: Oh! My baby.Daughter：Mummy, I’m frightened.Miss Wu: Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry.Daughter：Where did you go? Mummy.Miss Wu: I went to school.Daughter：I couldn’t find you. Mummy.Miss Wu: My baby. Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. My baby. From now on, I must tell you if I go out.Daughter：I feel sleepy.Miss Wu: Go to sleep now.(第二天早上学生上课前)S1：How are you feeling now? Xiaoyu.Xiaoyu: I feel better. Thank you!S1: Do you know what festival it is today?Ss: No.S1: Let me tell you. Today is Thanksgiving Day.S2: Thanksgiving Day? I heard people should say the prayers according to custom. And should say a few words about what they are the most thankful for .S1: Yeah! That’s right. I think I should thank Mum for telling stories every night. What about you?S3: I thank Dad for reading with me.Xiaoyu: I think we should thank our teacher. I stay at school without my parents. But I don’t feel alone.S2: Yeah! You’re right. Our teachers are like a mother to us.S3: I think so. Xiaoyu. When did Miss Wu leave school?Xiaoyu: About one o’clock.S3: Oh! It was so late. I heard Miss Wu left her child alone last night.S2: What about her husband?S3: I heard he was on business outside.S1: Really! Her daughter is only five years old.S2: I think Xiaoyu is right. We should thank our teacher.Ss: En.(一起上场扶起老师，为学校和老师献上一首歌《感恩的心》。)感恩的心 My thankful heart.感谢有你 Grateful to you.伴我一生 Keep me company,让我有勇气作我自己 let me brave to be myself.感恩的心 My thankful heart,感谢命运 Grateful to fate.花开花落 blooming of fading,我一样会珍惜 I’ll still cherish them.Ss: Thank our teachers! Thank our school！
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I’m hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don’t have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn’t he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can’t you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I’m a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I’m sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn’t take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn’t you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I’m sorry,I don’t know how to speak '钱包' in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don’t believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
D. 英语话剧剧本
女儿：S
父亲：F
母亲：M
场景1：
S:Morning mom.
M: moruing dear.
M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast?
S:ok.
M:Did you finish your homework dear?
S:yes
M:Did you brush your teeth?
S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I'm down.
M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm?
S:nothing...
M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos?
S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos.
M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you.I've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercings
all over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them.
S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art.
M:Tattoos is art?my god... Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late,I've got to go.Tonight we must have
family meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you.
S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me!
(S:照镜子，听音乐，打电话）
场景2：
F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school?
S:I'm free this morning.
F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study,
your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool".
S:(对电话里说）"call me later" Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time and
what should I do.I'm not a baby!
F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you.
S:Oh...again... Why do you baffle me?
F:What?
S:Nothing...
(S: Hello,yes!I'm free...ok,see you later.)
场景3：
M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind.
F:But the tattoos not ture,(S:点头）too much phone is the biggest problem.
M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good.
F:Phone waste too much time!
S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me....
翻译：场景1 ：
问：早上妈妈。
男：今天上午亲爱的。
男：你为什么不坐下来吃饭的早餐？
问：确定。
男：你完成你的功课亲爱的？
问：是
男：你刷牙？
问：妈妈，我还没有吃完早餐yet.I ，我刷我的牙齿当我下来。
男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊？
问：什么...
男：来这里。让我看看。沙地，您有纹身？
S模式：不！这是一个图片我是抽奖。看！清洁的！没有真正纹身。
男：沙地，我相信这不是好you.I都有看到其他青少年走动镇纹身和prercings
所有他们的bodies.they不好students.I不能相信你有与他们相同。
问：妈妈，这么酷的school.My同行说，纹身是非常漂亮，我认为这是艺术。
男：纹身是艺术？我的上帝...现在，我没有时间跟you.I '米晚了，我得go.Tonight我们必须有
家庭会议，以讨论您的想法，这是最大的问题与您联系。
问：有什么不好我心中？你不理解我吧！
（ S模式：照镜子，听音乐，打电话）
场景2 ：
传真：沙地，你为什么不去上学？
问：我今天上午免费。
传真：你总是需要一个电话与您friend.It的浪费太多时间为自己，你从来没有谈论研究，
您的主题通常化妆，音乐， chothing和“什么是酷” 。
问： （对电话里说） “后给我打电话”爸爸，我fifteen.I我mind.I '米，能够作出决定的时间和
我应该怎么do.I '米不是一个婴儿！
传真：我不同意you.we应该讨论你。
问：噢... ...再次你为什么要困惑我吗？
传真：什么？
问：什么...
（ S模式：您好，是的！我自由...没关系，回头见。 ）
场景3 ：
男：我觉得手臂刺青是terriable.Is如此危险，你不能改变您的想法。
传真：但是纹身不自然， （ S模式：点头）太多手机是最大的问题。
男：亲爱的，她并不孤单，她要互相沟通是好的。
传真：电话浪费太多时间！
问：现在，最大的问题是争吵，而不是我....
参考资料：翻译可能有点问题，楼主怎么的也得给个辛苦分吧.....
E. 推荐英文短剧剧本
荆轲刺秦王吧 我们刚演过 效果很好
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）
I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
The End
F. 急！英语剧本
(梁山伯与祝英台)Shan Po Liang & Ying Tai Chu
Cast
Director: Vice-director:
Shan Po: Ying Tai:
Yin Shin: Su Chiu:
Chu’s father: Teacher:
Student 1: Student 2:
Student 3: Student 4:
Fly 1: Fly 2:
Stage background
1. The Chu’s house (一信) 2.School (一爱) 3.The Great Wall (一孝) 4. Flies (一义)
Scene One
In the Chu’s house
Long, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu’s family.
Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』
Chu’s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』
Ying Tai: 『Wow….！ If you don’t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』
(Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)
Chu’s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady
out and I will promise her to go to school.』
Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.) 『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so
great！』
Chu’s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』
(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened. )
Scene Two
At school
Shan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.
Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』
Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』
Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』
Ying Tai：『”Su Chiu”, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』
Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou (周杰伦).』(Music.)
Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However,
they happen to have the same name.』
Su Chiu ：『Ah~Ha, ha!』
Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.)
Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』 (to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)
San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As
San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other
and suddenly fainted.)
Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)
Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let’s look at his poem “In the Quiet Night” and repeat after me. (Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.)
“So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--
Could there have been a frost already?
Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.
Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.”
Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』
Scene Three
In the dormitory
In the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu’s father found the secret.
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don’t necessarily come to school .』
Ying Tai：『I ~~~, in fact , I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What’s wrong with you？Are you OK？』
Ying Tai：『Well……nothing.』
Shan Po：『 You look like catching a cold. Let me see.』(He touched Ying Tai’s forehead.)
Ying Tai：『Oh！Don’t worry.』
Shan Po：『You look so bad.』
Ying Tai：『That’s OK.』(Shan Po helped Ying Tai take the temperature.
They pulled and dragged each other in a mess, but they didn’t pay attention to the person who stood at the door at all.)
Yin Shin：『Young master！Here comes your father.』
Chu’s father：『Ying Tai, what on earth are you doing？』
Ying Tai：(Turn to the door slowly.)『Daddy, you……Why are you here？』
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, Isn’t he……？』
Ying Tai：(She did not take notice of Shan Po, running after her father.)『Dad！』
Yin Shin：『Wait for me . . . . . . . . . 』
Scene Four
In the dormitory
Chu’s father was sitting on the chair and looked terribly angry. Ying Tai walked to him quietly.)
Ying Tai：『Dad……』
Chu’s father：『Stop talking！Yin Shin！Help Ying Tai to pack her baggage.』
Yin Shin：『My lord, the situation you saw was Shan Po helped lady to take temperature to see whether she caught a cold or not. There is nothing to scold her.』
Chu’s father：『Nonsense. I will take you all home.』
( Ying Tai disappeared next morning. Shan Po couldn’t find Ying Tai ,and then asked their teacher.)
Shan Po：『Teacher, where is Ying Tai going?』
Teacher：『He had gone home with his father.』
Shan Po：『Home ?! Why? Will he come back?』
Teacher ：『You should ask him by yourself …alas！』
Scene Five
In the Chu’s house
Shan Po：(He went into the house and saw Ying Tai watering flowers.)
『Excuse me , is Ying Tai home ?』
Ying Tai ：(Stunning a moment , her utensil dropped) 『Ouch ~！』
Shan Po：(Uphold her)『Are you fine ? Uh … I have ever seen you！』
Ying Tai ：『No ,no …it’s impossible！』
(Chu’s father appeared suddenly and met the scene again.)
Chu’s father：『Why are you here ?』
Shan Po：『I want to see Ying Tai , may I … ?』
Chu’s father：『He is not home now , you should go back！』
Ying Tai：Dad …(low-keyed)
(Deadlocking a while, then Shan Po spoke suddenly.)
Shan Po：『Really …？？You are Ying Tai ?！』
Chu’s father：『Somebody takes him out！！』
Shan Po：『Please don’t take me out. I want to find the truth.』
(Chu’s father pulled Ying Tai into the house.)
Su Chiu：『What on earth happened ?』
Yin Shin：『That’s LOVE！』
Shan Po：『I don’t know what you are talking about ! It has nothing to do
with LOVE .』
Yin Shin：『I don’t think so . If …he is a real girl?』
Shan Po and Su Chiu ：『Girl ?!!!』
Yin Shin：『Yeah , Mr. Liang, do you like her ?』
Shan Po：(Started meditating)『Let me see …』
Yin Shin：『Shan Po . . . . . . 』
(Then Ying Tai returned and Shan Po met him . )
Shan Po：『Ying Tai … We are good friends , aren’t we ?』
Ying Tai：『Yes , what’s up ?』
Shan Po：『Tell me the truth ! Do you hide the truth to me?』
Ying Tai：『What … ?！』(Started to be tense.)
Shan Po：『Are you a girl ? Tell me the truth！』
Ying Tai：『Don’t be kidding!』
Shan Po：(Grasped Ying Tai)『You are a girl , right ?Why don’t you tell me until now ?!』
Ying Tai：『How did you realize that … ?』
Shan Po：『I love you . Ying Tai …』
Ying Tai：『Shan Po …』(Said with a blush)
Scene Six
The news, Ying Tai was a girl, spread around the school very soon.
Chu’s father：『Oh，too bad！ Everybody all knows Ying Tai is a girl now.
I have to come to her aid. Ying Tai has to get married with Wen Tsai Ma.』(He looked very worried.)
(In Chu’s house)
Yin Shin：『My lady，my lady！It is too bad！』
(Yin Shin pushed the door, seeing Ying Tai take an electric clap 【Dian Wen Pai】to clap flies. Besides，Shan Po was also in the house running after Ying Tai.)
Ying Tai：『Yin Shin，what’s wrong？ Come on，let’s play together！』
(Still ran after flies.)
Shan Po：『Come on. Yin Shin，let’s play together！』
Yin Shin：『My lady，stop playing！Master will marry you to Wen Tsai Ma！』
Ying Tai：『What？』
(They looked at each other.)
Yin Shin：『Hurry up！You run away！』
Shan Po：『Yes. We do it together！』
Ying Tai：『OK！Let’s go.』
(Shan Po was so hurried that he touched the electric clap【Dian Wen Pai】.)
Shan Po：『Oh，no！』
Ying Tai：『Shan Po，what’s wrong with you？』
(Shan Po was died in the accident.)
Scene Seven
After ten years
(In the Great Wall)
(Ying Tai washes her face with tears every day. She watched the desert that stretch far beyond the horizon，and thought back that happy days with Shan Po. She couldn’t forget up to new. And she cried out loudly.)
Ying Tai：『Shan Po…………！』
(The Great Wall was tottering and collapsing at this time. Then the Great Wall pressed Ying Tai，and Ying Tai was dead. Finally, there were two flies flying around. )
--- Written by 二爱
The End
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the king 旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕：tournament (比武)西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下）西 门 吹 雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cmHeight: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qqFavorite doing: chatting 战斗力：无限War power: endless 最爱的颜色：黑色Favorite color: black 武器：长剑Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer血型：OType of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，毛泽东Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。旁白：Competition begins. 荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?西门吹雪：Just come on.荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?荆轲（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!西门吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-? 西门吹雪：WC.荆轲：W-C-?西门吹雪：（急）茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西门吹雪下。太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。阿三: What’s your name, please? Hero.荆轲不屑一顾。太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost. ——快活魔王荆轲是也 Happy prince of the gost太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do 荆柯：How do you do.荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!旁白：“大世界”响起有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹：No problem.第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。 阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further 荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king荆珂（接过头，扔在一边。太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子）：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂：You must wait for me. 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，旁白：”I will be right here waiting for you” 响起荆珂上船，渐渐远去，（歌落）妻子：Hey！ You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back. (下)第四幕：murdering (刺秦).一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost. 大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o’ clock last night.大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look. 大臣甲：Come on秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。卫兵丙：“Can we begin？”秦王“begin”卫兵丙：“Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in”荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。秦王：“Jingke. What’s wrong with you？”荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body “.秦王（不烦）：What’s the good things， quickly！”荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起）秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿……大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?荆柯:I'm sorry I'm wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。 Please forgive me!秦王：You will never live again. What would you like to say?荆柯：My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didn't cherish it. Only after losing it .I found myself regretting. No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another chance, I would say to the girl “I love you! “If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. I hope it would be ten thousand years.秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!! 第五幕：Escape（逃跑）二个卫兵拖着荆柯上，（手脚以被绑）将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁，甲搜身。卫兵甲：Bad luck. He has no money.卫兵乙：Money?? You are joking! I have searched all his body, just two socks.卫兵甲:What?? Two socks?卫兵乙:Nothing. Nothing. (回头)Too dangerous.卫兵甲:Put the socks out.卫兵乙L极不情愿，拿出了一双大小不一的袜子卫兵甲看了看，比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里，短的扔给了卫兵乙。卫兵乙：Too brazen. (两人互看)Oh,no.It’s fair.荆柯（抬起头）：I will give you much more money if you set me free.二卫兵：Really? Where is the money?荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意，解开了绳子。荆柯（站起来）：My brothers, I have a good idea. If you do it,you will get lots of money.二卫兵：Oh,please tell it to us!荆柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death. Only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death. So no one will find out the secret.二卫兵：Good idea!!(竖指)荆柯去一边的树林里，拿出两袋钱，扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱，忽卫兵丙推自行车上。二卫兵（双目相视，大笑，同声）：Good!!两人一把抓住骑车人，只往下拉，车子扔在地上。卫兵丙：What have I done? I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh,no no!!! Have I crime?二卫兵（异口同声）：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more 起)------------落幕------------
G. 求一个英语话剧剧本
Scene 1 Prologe 场景1：序幕
N: It was a nice sunny day. Alice and her sister were reading a book.
阳光明媚。爱丽丝和姐姐在看书。
ALS: (困) What’s the use of the book without pictures or conversations?
爱丽丝：没有插图和对话的书有什么用呢？
Rabbit: Oh dear! I shall be late!
兔子：天啊！我会迟到的！
ALS: What’s that? A rabbit with a watch?
爱丽丝：那是什么？带表的兔子？
N: Alice followed the rabbits and she got into a rabbit-hole. It went deep into the ground. Alice couldn’t stop herself falling.
爱丽丝跟着兔子进了一个兔子洞。洞通到地下深处。爱丽丝无法控制地跌落下去。
ALS: Well! After a falling like this, I can fall anywhere!
爱丽丝：哎呀！经历这样的跌落，我可以落到任何地方了！
Scene 2 Big and Small 场景2：大和小
N: Would she ever stop falling? Suddenly, she was sitting on the ground. She stood up and saw the rabbit.
她能停止往下掉吗？突然，她就坐在地面上了。她站起身就看到了兔子。
ALS: Look! The rabbit!
爱丽丝：看啊！那只兔子！
Rabbit: Oh MY GOD! How late it’s getting!
兔子：天啊！现在有多晚了？
N: Alice ran after the rabbit like a wind. Suddenly, she ran into a large room. It was dark, and she couldn’t see the rabbit.
爱丽丝风一般地跟在兔子身后跑。突然，她跑进一个大大的房间。里面很黑，她看不着兔子了。
ALS：How can I get out? （看到钥匙）A key?
爱丽丝：我怎么出去？——用钥匙吗？
N: Alice found a small door and unlocked it easily but she couldn’t get through it. Then she found a bottle of water.
爱丽丝找到一间没上锁的小门但她过不去。然后她又找到一瓶水。
ALS:(拿起瓶子) What’s this? （疑惑）DRINK ME? It could be dangerous! Hmm, it tastes nice! What a strange feeling! I’m getting smaller?!
爱丽丝：——这是什么？——“喝了我？”这可能是很危险的东西！恩，尝起来倒很美味。有种很奇怪的感觉！我在变小吗？！
N: She was right. A few minutes later, she was able to get through the small door. She got through the door. She discovered a piece of cake in a box near her.
她是对的。几分钟后，她就变小到足以通过那扇门了。她过去了，又发现了放在盒子里的一块蛋糕。
ALS: Now nothing can surprise me now. I’ll eat the cake. （吃蛋糕）Now I am so tall! I became as tall as a house !
爱丽丝：现在什么也不能让我惊讶了。我会把蛋糕吃了。——我现在变这么高了！我高的像房子一样！
Rabbit: Oh, the(PS:发”de”的音) Duchess! She’ll be angry, and she’s waiting for me! Oh dear!
兔子：哦！公爵夫人！她会生气的，她正等着我呢！天啊！
ALS: Oh please, sir——
爱丽丝：求你了，先生——
ALS: I’m getting smaller again! That’s great!
爱丽丝：我又变小了！太好了！
Rabbit: Oh, where are my gloves? Alice?
What’re you doing here? (急切地)Run home and bring me some gloves now! Be quick!
兔子：我手套哪去了？爱丽丝，你在这干什么呢？回家给我去手套来吧！快点！
N: Alice hurried away, but she didn’t know where the house was. She was lost. Finally she found a house. She got into the house.
爱丽丝急忙跑开了，但她不知道房子在哪。她迷路了。她终于找到了一间房子。她就进去了。
Scene 3 the Cheshire cat 场景3：柴郡猫
ALS: It’s a kitchen! Look, here comes the Duchess. Please, why does your cat grin like that?
爱丽丝：那有个厨房!看啊，公爵夫人来了。请问，你的猫为什么那样笑啊？
Duchess: It’s a Cheshire(PS:”切希尔”的音) Cat(柴郡猫). That’s why. Oh, I’ve to go now. The Queen has invited me to play the chess.
公爵夫人：那是只柴郡猫。这就是为什么。噢，我得走了，皇后请我去下国际象棋呢。
N: The Duchess went out of the room, and the cat grinned at Alice. Alice gets closer to the cat.
公爵夫人走出房间，这猫又冲着爱丽丝笑个不停。爱丽丝走向猫。
ALS: Please, can you tell me the way to home?
爱丽丝：请问，你能告诉我回家的路吗？
Cat: But where do you want to go to? If you want to play the chess with the Queen, turn left.
猫：但你想回哪去呢？如果你是想和皇后下象棋，向左走。
ALS: I’d like to.
爱丽丝：我倒是想去。
Cat: Then turn left, and you’ll see me there.
猫：那就左转，你在那能看见我。
N: The cat vanished, and Alice decided to turn left. She wanted to play with the Queen.
猫消失了，爱丽丝决定左转，她想和皇后一起玩。
Scene 4 the Queen’s Game 场景4：皇后的游戏
N: Alice went to the Queen’s castle. Suddenly, she saw a pack of cards.
爱丽丝前往皇后的城堡。突然，她见到一副纸牌。
ALS: OH! the king and the queen comes !
爱丽丝：哦！国王和王后都来了！
Queen: Who’re you?
皇后：你是谁？
ALS: My name’s Alice, Your Majesty.
爱丽丝：我叫爱丽丝，陛下。
Queen: Hmm, Alice is a good name. Can you play the chess?
皇后：嗯，爱丽丝是个不错的名字，你会下象棋吗？
ALS: Yes!
爱丽丝：会！
Queen: Come on then!
皇后：那就来吧！
ALS:OK….. (看到猫)Hey, what’s this?
爱丽丝：好的——嘿，这是什么？
Cat: Hello, Alice. How do you like the Queen?
猫：你好，爱丽丝。你喜欢皇后吗？
N: Alice didn’t like the Queen but she saw the queen was walking toward her, so she said,
爱丽丝其实并不喜欢皇后，但她看见皇后正向她走来。于是她说：
ALS: She’s clever. She’s the best player.
爱丽丝：她很聪明，她是最棒的玩家。
King: Who’re you talking to?
国王：你在跟谁说话？
ALS: It’s a friend of mine: a Cheshire cat.
爱丽丝：那是我的一个朋友，柴郡猫。
Queen: I didn’t like it.catch it!
皇后：我不喜欢它，抓住它！
N: But the cat suddenly vanished. The Queen tried to find it but she couldn’t.
但猫突然消失了。皇后试图把它抓出来但办不到。
Queen: I’m so angry! I won’t play this! （跑了）
皇后：我太生气了！我不会再玩了！
ALS: Wait for me! （跟着）
爱丽丝：等等我！
(趴在桌上继续喊”Wait,~~Wait for me)
(摇ALS)Alice’s sister: Wake up, Alice dear~ You ‘ve been asleep a long time!
爱丽丝的姐姐：醒醒，爱丽丝，你睡了很久了！
Alice: Oh, my sister? I've had a very strange dream~
爱丽丝：姐姐？我做了一个非常奇怪的梦……
希望可以帮到你！(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……