⑴ 英语爱情话剧剧本5人,搞笑但又经典为人熟知的

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郭:回到北大我很高兴,我也北大的,我是北京大兴的
徐(唱):明天你是否会想起,昨天你写的日记
郭:来捣乱的了
徐(唱):明天你是否还惦记,曾经最爱哭的你
郭:小时候挺脆弱
徐(唱):老师们都已想不起,曾经最爱哭的你
郭:是 爱哭 说了
徐(唱):我也是偶然翻相片,才想起同桌的你
郭:一块坐着
徐(唱):谁娶了多愁善感的你
郭:一惊一乍的真受不了
徐(唱):谁看了你的日记
郭:偷看日记我告他去
徐(唱):谁把你的长发盘起
郭:这个眼神当不了歌星
徐(唱):谁给你做的嫁衣
郭:我自个儿买的
徐:大学生活,就这样,远去了
郭:谁都有毕业的一天
徐:你也远去了
郭:我离疯子远点
徐:我多怀念,你的秀发,拂过我胸口的感觉
郭:我扎死你
徐:我多怀念,在无人的校园里,你让我背你那种情义
郭:就你这小体格
徐:我多想对你说一声
郭:说
徐:我爱你
郭:断臂山?
徐:我多想最后一次,吻你
郭:拿个盆来我要吐
徐:你干吗呢?
郭:你太恶心了你
徐:我正在做的事情,是对一段时光的追溯
郭:啊
徐:做一份青春的祭奠
郭:祭奠,这词听着挺坦荡的。都祭奠什么呢?
徐:我的大学生活
郭:上过大学
徐:祭奠我青春无悔的爱情
郭:说话跟念诗似的
徐:我第一次行走在大学的校园里
郭:原来不让进
徐:那是我来报到
郭:哦头一天
徐:我第一次走在大学校园主路上,看着扑面而来的横幅,心情非常激动
郭:哦
徐:激动得有点颤抖
郭:写的是欢迎新生入学?
徐:开展灭鼠运动
郭:那颤抖就对了,这叫大义灭亲
徐:你才耗子呢
郭:这词听着不挨着
徐:就这样我的大学生活开始了
郭:慢慢上吧
徐:在大一的时候,我只有一门心思
郭:干吗
徐:学习
郭:就是上课呗
徐:我这个学习是受我们宿舍老大影响的,
郭:哦,老大很喜欢上学?
徐:苦心学术
郭:好学生还是多的
徐:非常爱学习
郭:那有个好成绩
徐:以至于他的生活中完全都是学术用语
郭:那可了不得了
徐:有一次眼睛不好,上校医院看病:大夫啊,我这个眼睛啊,这个光线投射到物体上面,再反射到我的
瞳仁上面的时候,总是在这个物体的本体旁边产生一个对等的像
郭:挺复杂
徐:而且这个像和这个本体并不是分离的,
郭:好
徐:而是呈现一种交集的现象
郭:嗯嗯嗯
徐:大夫想了半天:你看东西重影是吗?对对对对
郭:我要是这个大夫非打起来不可
徐:大夫的概括能力很强嘛
郭:这叫概括能力,中国人都这么说
徐:我就是受我们宿舍老大的影响
郭:没听出你说话像他呀
徐:我好学习
郭:是是是
徐:我上午学下午学晚上学,吃饭学睡觉学做着梦都学呀
郭:嘿,瞧瞧人家,这成绩不错呀
徐:不怎么样。可惜的是,一到大二,我的兴趣转移了
郭:啊?到大二兴趣转移了,喜欢什么了呢?
徐:那大一就是高四呀,
郭:对对
徐:大二了谁还好好学呀
郭:哦,这你给我讲讲,我也没上过学不老清楚的
徐:我喜欢体育
郭:嘿,有一好身体
徐:这是受到我们宿舍老二的影响
郭:老大他兄弟
徐:嗯!
郭:哥俩能跑到一块儿不易
徐:他是北京人,
郭:哦
徐:北京人,就住那个平安大道
郭:我知道
徐:北京四中知道吗?
郭:我知道
徐:北京四中操场对面
郭:我在那个门口买过冰棍儿吃
徐:就住那
郭:好
徐:每个周末他都回去看球去
郭:嗯
徐:他球迷,我们一屋子都是球迷,
郭:是啊
徐:可是我们宿舍里没有电视呀
郭:呵!这宿舍日子苦点
徐:他一回来跟我们讲球,馋得我们呀,难受啊
郭:就是
徐:那天我一回去,看他正坐在宿舍,大马金刀往那一坐
郭:怎么着
徐:正侃呢:哎哟那中卫太好了,左脚一扣右脚一带啪一转身,连过俩前锋啊!
郭:你瞧
徐:唰一脚传给中场
郭:嗯嗯嗯
徐:我一听,这是什么球?意甲?
郭:不会
徐:英超?
郭:未必
徐:昨儿没球啊
郭:就说啊
徐:赶紧听听吧。
郭:听人说呗
徐:还在那侃呢:嚯,中场这人也强啊,一个斜传直插,边前卫拍马杀到,啪一趟,越过了底线。
郭:嗯!
徐:直接发角球,这角球发得又高又飘,前锋赶到,当一脑袋
郭:球就进了吧
徐:没有
郭:怎么呢
徐:让守门员给封出去了
郭:你瞧瞧
徐:封出去了没关系呀,没封多远
郭:嗯嗯
徐:还落咱们前锋脚底下,人家左脚一扣右脚当就是一脚,世界波呀
郭:我的天,您等会儿您等会儿您等会儿,世界波?
徐:世界波呀
郭:哦,您给解释一下这个
徐:就是世界上的人都踢不了这么好看的弧线,呵!
郭:哎呀这么大的能耐
徐:世界波呀,当就是一脚,打门柱上了
郭:怎么弄啊这个?接着再来
徐:又到他脚下
郭:嗯有的是工夫
徐:左盘右带,盘过守门员啊
郭:嗯
徐:空门啊!
郭:嗯,您瞧瞧
徐:抬脚就进了
郭:使这么大的劲
徐:可惜他没射呀
郭:怎么呢
徐:唉,一打上课铃啊,他们就不玩了
郭:哎呀,初中生踢球啊
徐:反正我是很受他的影响
郭:您这一脑门子汗看着够卖力气的
徐:我是上午踢下午踢晚上还踢,
郭:那落一好身体呗
徐:没有,到大三我的兴趣又转移了
郭:嚯,又转了,这回喜欢什么了?
徐:大三啊,我的情窦初开
郭:我知道,开始喜欢男的了
徐:像话吗?啊?开始喜欢男的像话吗
郭:都大三了才情窦初开,你要说想换换口儿我倒相信
徐:那我以前,我也曾经喜欢过女的
郭:后来喜欢男的了
徐:不是,我原来喜欢女的
郭:现在喜欢男的
徐:你别绕得我行不行?我原来喜欢女的,但是没有追求过
郭:嗯嗯嗯
徐:到大三,我敢于追求女同学啦
郭:这是多大的事啊
徐:受我们宿舍老三的影响
郭:哦 老二他兄弟
徐:怎么全是兄弟?
郭:老大老二老三,哥儿仨一块儿考进来不易
徐:我们是一个宿舍
郭:哦,论着这么来的
徐:都是干兄弟
郭:嗬你瞧瞧,一点水都没有
徐:情圣啊
郭:情愿剩下的,不老露脸的
徐:谈恋爱,情圣,那年他二十一,他都让二十八个女的甩了
郭:这比我强,我那年搞了十个黄了二十多个
徐:他有很多经验啊
郭:向人家学学
徐:就是啊。我爱上了一个中文系的女生
郭:多大岁数
徐:非常美丽
郭:漂亮
徐:二十多岁
郭:你看看
徐:可是我就是啊,不敢跟她说话
郭:你得壮起胆来
徐:当时我们三哥教给我了
郭:怎么说的
徐:这个东西你没我有经验
郭:哎,跟人家学学
徐:跟女生你得搭讪,懂吗?搭讪!
郭:对,翻译成中国话这叫勾搭
徐:反正就这意思吧
郭:嗯
徐:你不认识你怎么问人家呀
郭:找话
徐:跟我学呀
郭:跟他学吧
徐:她走前面你走后面呀
郭:诶
徐:你看没人的时候
郭:嗯
徐:你找点东西,你就身上没东西,你随便从地上捡点东西,过去问她:同学这是你掉的吗?
郭:这是个办法啊
徐:不就认识了吗?
郭:好主意
徐:好主意呀
郭:嗯
徐:我在三教旁边遇见了她
郭:开始了
徐:她在前边走
郭:嗯
徐:我在后边跟着
郭:那是
徐:我对自己说:平静一下
郭:冷静
徐:勇气,拿出勇气来!
郭:多拿点出来
徐:要拿出勇气来呀!我一拍她肩膀:同学,这块砖头是你掉的吗?
郭:也别说,地上也没有别的可捡!
徐:她把砖头抢过去这顿拍我呀
郭:对,这学生后来出家叫鲁智深,她还打过一个叫镇关西的同学
徐:没听说过,现在这女生都这样,彪悍,野蛮女友嘛
郭:哦,挺好,这法儿挺灵啊
徐:是挺灵啊,虽然这次没成功,但是自那以后,满校园都是我和女生搭讪的身影
郭:您给介绍一下这勾搭的场景
徐:同学,这把铁锹是你掉的吗?
郭:这是铁锹系本科生,对,往死里拍他
徐:同学,这张桌子是你掉的吗?
郭:口袋太小装不下,对,呼死他
徐:同学,这个隔离墩是你掉的吗?
郭:你没膀子力气拿的起来吗?对,直接写上碑就行了
徐:我不气馁!
郭:对,你都死了!你上工地儿里搞对象去吧!隔离墩同学,这个楼是你掉的吗?嗯?
徐:我被她们很多人打过
郭:谁不打谁遗憾啊
徐:但是我不气馁
郭:这叫没羞没躁!
徐:上次,我在化学实验室又看上一个美女。
郭:他在化学实验室他也不闲着
徐:她在前边,我顺手拿起一个桌上的试管:同学!
郭:说话
徐:没事儿
郭:怎么呢?
徐:王水
郭:嚯!下次别在她后头,你上她前头去,搞对象不成只当溜狗了
徐:没有什么下次了,下次就是这样了
郭:哪样啊
徐:同学~~
郭:那是硫酸泼脸上啦~~
徐:这把纸钱儿是你掉的吗~~~
郭:我说闹鬼吧!!王水太厉害了,据说连黄金都能弄化了
徐:一直到大四
郭:大四了
徐:我还是唱着我的单身情歌,行走在没有爱情的校园里,并且固执得认为自己是一个宝贝
郭:怎么能是宝贝呢?
徐:大四还是处男呢不是宝贝?
郭:对对对,这比找一恐龙可难多了
徐:大四马上就要过去了
郭:快毕业了
徐:学分该修的也差不多了
郭:那是
徐:工作大家都没什么着落
郭:哟
徐:压力很大
郭:也着急
徐:还有一两科没过
郭:不算多
徐:大家也不去上课了,有很多自己的事情了。老师不干了
郭:怎么呢
徐:点名啊下次!
郭:对
徐:那天早晨,我睡得迷迷糊糊的,有人把我扒拉醒了:哎哎起来起来,哥们,今儿我得面试去,点名帮
我答应一声
郭:怎么还得面试去呀
徐:找工作呀
郭:哦
徐:压力很大
郭:就是
徐:哎哎哥们哥们,我那班儿我昨儿刚上的今儿我不能请假
郭:对
徐:你帮我答应一下
郭:这个你也得替他
徐:哎哥们哥们,我上班儿去啊不能请假,帮我答应一下啊
郭:对,这宿舍除了你都有事干
徐:德亮啊,其实在本体论形而上学上说
郭:这人我知道,刚说过一遍了
徐:我是想去上课的
郭:可以理解
徐:但是昨天,在十二个或者十三个小时之前
郭:多精确
徐:啊,就是我进食的时候
郭:吃饭的时候
徐:就是我用水和蛋白质补充养料的时候
郭:说得太细致了
徐:有一股气体顺着口腔一直到了腹腔
郭:别在外边吃饭
徐:以至于今天晚上,我我我我我,我的小腹偏下部,有着一阵一阵的,类似阵痛一样的感觉,今天早上起来,这种感觉越来越明显,越来…………拉去!
郭:太好了,你总结得相当准确。听他说话有点恶心
徐:我昨天晚上也很晚没睡
郭:你也拉去?
徐:写简历呢
郭:写简历?
徐:找工作啊
郭:压力很大
徐:对,我睡得迷迷糊糊的,我说行行行,我帮你们答
郭:替他们去应名去
徐:来到教室里,往这一坐,上眼皮开始打下眼皮
郭:一宿没睡呀
徐:闭着眼睛,晕晕乎乎的就听老师点名:徐德亮!
郭:叫他
徐:到!
郭:得答应啊
徐:张三!到~李四!到~~
郭:呀
徐:王五!到~~~
郭:这宫里来人了这是。等会儿吧,怎么还声音忽高忽低呀
徐:怕老师听出来呀
郭:模仿别人的声音
徐:那当然了
郭:真是个天才呀
徐:老师说:徐德亮!
郭:诶
徐:到~你干吗呢?!没干吗呀。
郭:就是啊
徐:你睁眼看看!我一睁眼,哟,今儿班里就来俩人儿
郭:你要学出仨人的声音都算失败
徐:一转眼,七月了
郭:七月,快毕业了
徐:同学们就要各奔前程了
郭:哪来的回哪去
徐:兄弟们就要分开了。唉,(唱)朋友一生一起走
郭:又唱上了
徐(唱):那些日子不再有,一句话,一辈子,一生情一杯酒。老大去了广州,老二去了美国,老三去了上海,老四去了浙江
郭:哪儿的都有
徐:老五去了黑龙江。我说同学们兄弟们,没关系!以后回学校的时候找我来!
郭:留校了?人家都走了,你没及格呀?没毕业
徐:什么叫没毕业?
郭:你留下来的呀
徐:他们愣说我那英语,没毕业,没过
郭:哦,英语,这个挺难为人
徐:一级没过
郭:嗯,这稍微难点
徐:我又不是钳工我考级干吗呀
郭:对,我同情你,我当初考曲艺团也因为英语没进去
徐:后来他们挺后悔的……
郭:说你的别废话!忘了?这是在北大不要瞎说,我都搂着何况你乎
郭:毕业了人都走了把你留下了
徐:幸好啊,还有考试,
郭:还有考试?
徐:还有补考!
郭:嗬你瞧瞧
徐:补考我也过不了啊
郭:不能!
徐:过不了啊
郭:为什么呀
徐:我找工作呀
郭:还得忙着上班去
徐:哪有心思学习呀
郭:就顾着说相声了
徐:没关系没关系!我有办法
郭:有什么办法?
徐:在考试这天,我早晨四点钟潜入教室!
郭:你打算偷什么去啊
徐:偷什么干吗?我按着我准考证,看好了那张桌子,密密麻麻在桌子上刻字儿啊
郭:得亏你有这手艺呀,毕不了业出去刻戳子也能赚钱
徐:蝇头小楷!
郭:你那眼神你看得见吗?
徐:都是英文啊
郭:我的天哪
徐:密密麻麻所有需用的句型单词,密密麻麻一桌子,嗬!乍一看那桌子,铺一黑被单儿
郭:好么,墨水使得忒多
徐:往那一坐我一想这回我及格了
郭:了不得了
徐:我能毕业了
郭:就是啊
徐:八点钟忽拉忽拉忽拉同学们都进来了,我一瞧,怎么谁都不认识?
郭:你眼睛花了?
徐:正常,补考啊,哪个系的都有啊
郭:对,保不齐有别的
徐:嗯?老师也不认识。他们走过我桌子的时候,都用非常钦佩的眼神看着我
郭:这帮也没见过什么。瞧瞧你
徐:心说,嘿嘿,下手晚了吧
郭:别咧嘴
徐:你不及格活该!
郭:打死你都不多
徐:有这我及格了!
郭:倒霉模样
徐:老师发下卷子来我一看
郭:怎么样?
徐:考日语!我说老师不对,不对老师!你看我准考证呀,206,这是不206?
郭:206啊
徐:考英语您怎么发日语?您进错屋了吧,你们都进错屋了吧
郭:都错了
徐:你们都进错屋了吧!
郭:哎
徐:老师说你拿来我看看,同学,你的准考证是三教206,这是一教206。这可怎么办呀,现在去考试去,我准考不过呀。我现在不去考试去,我毕不了业呀。
郭:你出去刻戳子去呀
徐:要不我跟这考日语?
郭:你未必会!
徐:也没有用啊!
郭:可说是呢
徐:这可怎么办呀
郭:怎么办呢
徐:这样!
郭:嗯!
徐:明知山有虎
郭:好!
徐:偏向虎山行!
郭:不错!
徐:考试有险阻,心中有红日!
郭:这唐诗!
徐:脚下如东风!没关系不就是考英语吗,三教206,我来了!
郭:这就对了!
徐:我扛着桌子去的!
郭:缺心眼吧!

⑵ 关于爱情的英语话剧剧本要七人演的

http://wenku..com/view/65a6eb0e76c66137ee061953.html这个不错的希望喜回欢答

⑶ 求一个关于爱情的英语小剧本。

第一个小剧本
** Learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone **

They have been married for two years. He loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos.

He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper, and always bullies him. He is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. Today, she’s being "wilful" again.

Her : "Why can’t you be the photographer for my friend’s wedding? She promised she’d pay."
Him : "I don’t have time that day."
Her :"Humph!"
Him : "Huh?"
Her : "Don’t have time? Write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need."
Him : "I...someone will definitely recognize my work some day."
Her : "Humph! I don’t care, you’ll have to do it for her.! "
Him : "No."
Her : "Just this once?"
Him : "No."

Negotiation’s broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."

First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...Except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn’t mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.

Second day. She concted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." He’s nervous now. Night. On the bed. He begs for mercy, hoping that she’ll end this state.
She doesn’t give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.

Third day. Night. On the Bed. He’s lying on the bed, looking to one side. She’s lying on the bed, looking to the other side.

Him : "We need to talk."
Her : "Unless it’s about ! the wedding, forget it."
Him : "It’s something very important."
She remains silent.
Him :"Let’s get a divorce."
She did not believe her ears.
Him : "I got to know a girl."
She’s totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that’s the only place she didn’t go through yesterday. How careless!

Him : "She’s a nice girl."
Her tears fell.
Him : "She has a good personality too."
She’s heartbroken, because he puts a photo of some other girl "close to his heart".
Him : "She says that she’ll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She’s very jealous, because she said the same thing in the past.
Him : "She loves me truly. "
She wishes to sit up and scream at him: "Don’t I?"
Him : ! "So, I think she won’t force me to do something that I don’t want to do."
She’s thinking, but the rage won’t subside.
Him : "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?"
Her : ".....!"
He brings the photo before her eyes.
She’s in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning mark of a slap on his face.He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket. He turns off the light,and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He’s asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him. She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn’t want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks. She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry, and she wanted to laugh.It’s a nicely taken photo of herself. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek. He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.
第二个小剧本
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot.girl: slow down a little.. i’m scared.. boy: no, it’s so fun.. girl: please...it’s so scary.. boy: then say that you love me.. girl: fine..ilove you..can you slow down now boy: give me a big hug.. the girl gave him a big hug. girl: now can you slow down boy: can you take off my helmet and put it on, it’s uncomfortable and it’s bothering me while i drive. Then next day, there was a story in the newspaper, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived... The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn’t want to let the girl now, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself... Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale... 一天夜里,男孩骑摩托车带着女孩超速行驶 他们彼此深爱着对方 女孩:“慢一点...我怕...” 男孩:“不,这样很有趣....” 女孩:“求求你...这样太吓人了...” 男孩:“好吧,那你说你爱我...” 女孩:“好....我爱你...你现在可以慢下来了吗?” 男孩:“紧紧抱我一下...” 女孩紧紧拥抱了他一下 女孩:“现在你可以慢下来了吧?” 男孩:“你可以脱下我的头盔并自己戴上吗?它让我感到不舒服,还干扰我驾车。” 第二天,报纸报道:一辆摩托车因为刹车失灵而撞毁在一幢建筑物上 车上有两个人,一个死亡,一个幸存... 驾车的男孩知道刹车失灵,但他没有让女孩知道,因为那样会让女孩感到害怕。 就在一会的时间里,就在平常的生活里,爱向我们展示了一个神话

⑷ 爱情英文剧本什么写

你想具体写哪方面的,我可以帮你构思

⑸ 校园恋爱的英语剧本或者话剧

灰姑娘的玻璃手机,改编一下就是了~

⑹ 求一篇用英语写的关于爱情的剧本适合八个人一起表演的.时间在十分钟左右

A Play:

Buying Medicine

By Liu Qinglin

Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei

S ------- Shopkeeper

D- ---- Doctor Li

O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)

Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)

H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy

W- ---- Woman

J ------ Japanese

Scene1

( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.)

D: Good evening, everyone.

Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.

D: Hello, let me examine you.

W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)

D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some

medicine on you.

W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high

fever. He seems fainted.

D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.

W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.

D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.

W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.

( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.)

X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.

W1: But there’s no medicine left.

X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.

D: Have you got any money?

X: No.

D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.

X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.

D: But how can you get the medicine without money?

X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.

D and Ws: Be careful!

Scene2

( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.

When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)

W: Help! Help!

H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.

W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.

H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)

X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!

H: It’s none of your business! Go away.

X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down)

X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.

W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.

X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.

H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again

( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)

X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.

H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.

X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)

Scene 3

(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)

J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.

X: Here you are!

J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)

S: Who’s it?

X: It’s me, a customer.

S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.

O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.

S: What can I do far you?

X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.

S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?

X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.)

S: All right! All right!

S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine

O1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.

X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.

S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.

O1: All right. ( He closes it.)

S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!

( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)

J3: Oh, here he is!

js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up!

H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----

J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)

H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.

J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.)

X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)

D: Here comes our hero.

Ws: Congratulations.

X: Thank you, everybody.

( The end )

⑺ 求推荐英语话剧有关爱情的 有剧本最好了

英语话来剧有关爱情的当然源首推罗密欧与朱丽叶,剧本的话这里有http://wenku..com/view/11d22c69011ca300a6c390e4.html 希望能帮到你。

⑻ 急求关于爱情的英语话剧剧本.谢谢啦!

去参照莎士比亚的《罗密欧与朱丽叶》的剧本吧

⑼ 关于爱情的英文短剧剧本(演的时候15分钟左右)

** Learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone **

They have been married for two years. He loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos.

He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper, and always bullies him. He is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. Today, she’s being "wilful" again.

Her : "Why can’t you be the photographer for my friend’s wedding? She promised she’d pay."
Him : "I don’t have time that day."
Her :"Humph!"
Him : "Huh?"
Her : "Don’t have time? Write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need."
Him : "I...someone will definitely recognize my work some day."
Her : "Humph! I don’t care, you’ll have to do it for her.! "
Him : "No."
Her : "Just this once?"
Him : "No."

Negotiation’s broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."

First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...Except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn’t mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.

Second day. She concted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." He’s nervous now. Night. On the bed. He begs for mercy, hoping that she’ll end this state.
She doesn’t give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.

Third day. Night. On the Bed. He’s lying on the bed, looking to one side. She’s lying on the bed, looking to the other side.

Him : "We need to talk."
Her : "Unless it’s about ! the wedding, forget it."
Him : "It’s something very important."
She remains silent.
Him :"Let’s get a divorce."
She did not believe her ears.
Him : "I got to know a girl."
She’s totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that’s the only place she didn’t go through yesterday. How careless!

Him : "She’s a nice girl."
Her tears fell.
Him : "She has a good personality too."
She’s heartbroken, because he puts a photo of some other girl "close to his heart".
Him : "She says that she’ll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She’s very jealous, because she said the same thing in the past.
Him : "She loves me truly. "
She wishes to sit up and scream at him: "Don’t I?"
Him : ! "So, I think she won’t force me to do something that I don’t want to do."
She’s thinking, but the rage won’t subside.
Him : "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?"
Her : ".....!"
He brings the photo before her eyes.
She’s in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning mark of a slap on his face.He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket. He turns off the light,and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He’s asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him. She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn’t want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks. She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry, and she wanted to laugh.It’s a nicely taken photo of herself. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek. He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.