辛普森一家剧本
❶ 求动画片The Simpsons 辛普森一家的所有剧本
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❷ 求辛普森一家的剧本台词，希望全面一点的，从第一季第一集开始。谢谢了！邮箱：[email protected]
1.: Homer: D’oh.
2. Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
3. Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never
Ending Story.”
4. Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
5. Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you
care about!
6. Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
7. Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
8. Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
9. Comic Book Guy: Your questions have become more rendant and annoying than the last three “Highlander”
movies.
10. Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.
11. Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they
get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
12. Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a
gun.
13. Nelson: Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right
in your face!
14. Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did
I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
15. Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually,
replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
16. Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.*
Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
17. Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
18. Homer: Save me, Jeebus.
19. Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.
20. Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
21. Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That
’s the American way.
22. Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures
cancer?
23. Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
24. Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
25. Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely
no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but
what good does *that* do me?
26. Chief Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the
entire city!
27. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except
the weasel.
28. Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read
this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.
29. Homer: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh,
Christianity.
30. Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”
31. Hans Moleman: I was saying “Boo-urns.”
32. Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
33. Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.
34. Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on
TV!
35. Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
36. Homer: How is ecation supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it
pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to
drive?
37. Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
38. Duffman: Duffman can’t breathe! OH NO!
39. Grandpa Simpson: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I
am not a crackpot.
40. Homer: Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined
what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
41. Troy McClure: Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself
Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
42. Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.
43. Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother
just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
44. Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
45. Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you
must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
46. Kent Brockman: …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a
lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
47. Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies
and then the baby looked at me.
48. Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
49. Homer: You don’t win friends with salad.
50. Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.
51. Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted
chemistry?
52. Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
53. Mr. Burns: Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
54. Homer: He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?!
55. Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds…
Oh, I’ve wasted my life.
56. Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
57. Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of
ugly, ugly children…
58. Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
59. Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
60. Ralph: Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.
61. Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
62. Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!?
Who’s been screwing with this thing?
63. Apu: Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I
work.
64. Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
65. Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as
impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
66. Homer: Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
67. Milhouse: Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!
68. Homer: I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten
minutes!
69. Smithers: I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
70. Barney: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
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还有《美国老爹》呢。这货恶搞比恶搞之家还狠。
❹ 急求辛普森一家英文剧本！！！
The Simpsons Movie script
We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere.
Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out.
Itchy... Itchy...
Boring!
Dad, we can't see the movie.
I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free.
If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker.
Especially you.
Movie on the big screen!
Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.
All right, well, thanks a lot for coming.
We've been playing for three and a half hours.
Now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.
- You suck! - Shut up and play!
- Preachy! - We're not being preachy.
But the pollution in your lake, it's dissolving our barge.
I thought they touched on a vital issue.
I beg to differ.
Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight.
For the latest rock band to die in our town...
...Lord, hear our prayer.
Lord, hear our prayer.
I hate being late.
Well, I hate going.
Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way...
...by praying like hell on my deathbed?
Homer, they can hear you inside.
Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God.
How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus.
Today I'd like to try something a little different.
I'm going to call on one of you!
Now, the word of God dwells within everyone.
I want you to let that word out. Let your spirit...
What is it, Ned?
The good Lord is telling me to confess to something.
Gay, gay, gay.
An immodest sense of pride in our community.
Somebody else?
Let the Lord's light shine upon you.
Feel the spirit.
Let it out!
Horrible, horrible things are going to happen!
And they're gonna happen to you! And you! And you! And you.
Whoa, nelly!
People of Springfield, heed this warning:
Twisted tail!
A thousand eyes!
Trapped forever!
Dad, do something!
This book doesn't have any answers!
Beware! Beware! Time is short!
Believe me! Believe me!
Thanks for listening.
Okay, who wants waffles?
I do, I do, I do!
Wait a minute. What about Grampa?
- I want syrup! - I want strawberries!
Something happened to that man.
I'll tell you what happened to him. A certain someone had a senior moment.
But that's okay, because we love him and we got a free rug out of it.
What is the point of going to church every Sunday...
...when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it?
Right, Grampa?
I want bananas on my waffles.
I rest my case.
I'm not dropping this.
Wait a minute. I'm still in the car.
Oh, right.
"Take out hornets' nest."
Check."Fix sinkhole."
Check.
"Re-shingle roof"?
Steady.
Steady.
Why, you little...!
I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun.
What kind of fun?
How about a dare contest?
That sounds fun. I dare you to...
...climb the TV antenna!
- Piece of cake. - Earthquake!
Aftershock!
Homer, I don't mean to be a Nervous Pervis...
...but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a paraplege-arino?
Shut up, Flanders.
- Yeah, shut up, Flanders. - Well said, boy.
Steady. Steady.
Steady...
Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday...
...but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am.
Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than ev...
Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lake Springfield is...
Come on over, Lisa.
You can canvass me as long as you want.
Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.
Hey. I am very passionate about the planet.
Say global warming is a myth.
It's a myth! Further study is needed!
That's for selling out your beliefs.
Oh, poor Milhouse.
Dream coming true.
Are you aware that a leaky faucet can waste over...?
Two thousand gallons a year.
- Turning off lights can save... - Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.
And if we kept our thermostats at 68 in winter...
We'd be free from our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years.
I'm Colin.
I haven't seen you at school.
Moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
- Is he...? - He's not Bono.
- I just thought, because you're Irish and... - He's not Bono.
Do you play?
Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums and bass.
He's pure gold. For once in your life, be cool.
So is your name as pretty as your face?
You okay there?
Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever!
What could that be?
I believe it's the sound the Green Lantern made...
...when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid.
Yeah. Thanks for coming over.
Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants.
Never known comfort like this.
Why did I suggest this?
All right, boy, time for the ultimate dare.
I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back...
...naked.
- How naked? - Fourth base.
Girls might see my doodle.
Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you chicken for life.
Every morning, you'll wake up to "Good morning, chicken."
At your wedding, I'll sing:
I like men now.
Don't look where I'm pointing!
Stop in the name of American squeamishness!
Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful...
Penis?!
- Bountiful penis. - Bountiful penis.
Amen.
Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but, you know, it's the law.
Lunchtime!
You can't just leave me out here.
Don't worry, we found a friend for you to play with.
Nelson, honey, where have you been?
- Dad! - What seems to be the problem, officers?
Tell him you dared me to do it.
If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.
And what happens to me if it's my fault?
You'll have to attend a one-hour parenting class.
It was all his idea! He's out of control, I tell you!
I'm at my wits' end.
It's so...
See you in court, kid.
Okay, son, let's get some lunch.
Did you at least bring my clothes?
Shirt, socks, everything you need.
- You didn't bring my pants. - Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
This is the worst day of my life.
The worst day of your life so far.
- Say, Bart? - What do you want, Flanders?
If you need pants, I carry an extra pair.
You know how boys are, always praying through the knees.
Why are you helping me? I'm not your kid.
We're neighbors. I'm sure your father would do the same for my boys.
Thank you.
- Hey, what's with you? - You really wanna know?
Of course I do.
What kind of a father wouldn't care about...?
A pig wearing a hat!
Action.
Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty, for my new pork sandwich, the Klogger.
If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
And we're clear.
Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
What...?! You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
You're coming home with me.
"A thousand eyes." What could that be?
I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number.
Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
Actually, it's aged me horribly.
Then say hello to the newest Simpson.
Homer!
I believe what happened in church was a warning about precisely this.
Please, get rid of that pig.
Oh, you're gonna love him. Look, he does an impression of you.
You nailed her.
He also does me.
You smiled. I'm off the hook.
Oh, you have so many looks.
So that's what snug is.
Who's a good pig?
Who's a good pig?
Rough day, huh, son?
You don't know what rough is, sister.
Bart, you know, whenever my boys bake up a batch of frownies...
...I take them fishing.
Does your dad ever take you fishing?
Dad, it's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish.
If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity.
I think I have a nibble.
I think fishing might be more fun with you.
Oh, great. Now, how about I fix you some cocoa?
No way. Cocoa's for wusses.
Well, sir, if you change your mind, it's on the windowsill.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wait. I didn't tell you the best part. He loves the environment.
Oh, wait! I still didn't tell you the best part. He's got an Irish brogue.
No, no, wait! I still didn't tell you the best part.
He's not imaginary!
Oh, honey, that's great.
But the very best thing is that he listens to you.
Because nothing means more than for a man to...
How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can't, he's a pig
Look out He is the Spider-Pig
Are we having fun yet?
We are now. You've got a bite.
Whoa, mama!
Oh, no, my good pole!
You're not strangling me.
What the...? Strangling's only good for...
Well, it's not good for anything.
The only time you should lay hands on a boy...
...is to give him a good pat on the back.
Hey, what the hell are you...?
One more time.
Honey, I'm home.
We are at the tipping point, people.
If we don't do something now...
I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought. Isn't he dreamy?
Agreed.
Okay, so here's the bottom line:
If we don't change our ways right now...
...pollution in Lake Springfield will be at this level.
That's not so bad.
No, the lift is stuck.
Am I getting through to anyone?
Hell, yeah. We need a new one of those things.
All in favor of a new scissor lift, say "aye."
- Aye. - No!
This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare.
But I knew you wouldn't listen.
So I
❺ 求辛普森一家英文剧本
+1
我也在找这个
❻ 求动画片The Simpsons辛普森一家所有英文剧本，不是电影的，要动画片连续剧的，哪位大神有，
http://www.liveglish.com/import-3073/importresource/Simpsons.rar
❼ 请问谁有 辛普森一家的所有英文剧本的电子书呀
网上很难找 只有一家国外网站有台词的http://www.subtitleonline.com/the-simpsons-season-1-subtitles.html
下载后要以word格式另存一下 就可以编辑了
是这样的格式 你要对这些文本进行编辑啊做笔记啊什么的就需要另存为一份word文本
❽ 求辛普森一家纯英文剧本 谢谢
这个网站有部分纯英文剧本，希望可以帮到您
(8)辛普森一家剧本扩展阅读：
英文剧本
❾ 求《辛普森一家》中英文剧本，不是电影版的，越全越好~不胜感激~
http://www.shooter.cn/search/%E8%BE%9B%E6%99%AE%E6%A3%AE%E4%B8%80%E5%AE%B6/
自己到这里下载吧版。权
❿ 求《辛普森一家》中英文全部对白！
有字数限制，发不了全部，自己下载吧。
字幕下载压缩包
http://cncfile0.shooter.cn/?hash=&safeway=1
里面有双语 以及中英分开的字幕
用记事本 word 之类的程序打开就可以。
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无聊！
Boring!
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爸，我们没法看电影了
Dad, we can't see the movie.
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难以置信！我们居然花钱来看这种东西
这些明明能从电视上免费看
I can't beIieve we're paying to see
something we get on TV for free.
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要我说的话
这电影院里的人都是超级大衰人
If you ask me, everybody in this theater
is a giant sucker.
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特别是…
EspeciaIIy you.
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你！
EspeciaIIy you.
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《辛普森大电影》
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大屏幕上的电影！
Movie on the big screen!
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<I>（斯普林菲尔德）
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<I>（保值期至）
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<I>（斯普林菲尔德小学）
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<I>（我不会非法下载这部电影）
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<I>（"达福杯"夏季音乐会专场）
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<I>（绿天乐队）
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<I>（不是我男朋友）
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对不起，我屁股快滑下去了
Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.
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<I>（达福啤酒，适度狂欢）
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多谢各位前来捧场
AII right, weII,
thanks a Iot for coming.
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我们已经表演了三个半小时
We've been pIaying
for three and a haIf hours.
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现在，我们只想占用大家几分钟宝贵时间
来谈谈环境问题！
Now we'd Iike just a minute of your time
to say something about the environment.
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- 真讨厌！
- 闭嘴，继续演出！
-You suck!
-Shut up and pIay!
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- 话唠！
- 我们才不话唠呢！
-Preachy!
-We're not being preachy.
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…但这儿湖里的污染物
正在吞噬我们的游艇！
But the poIIution in your Iake,
it's dissoIving our barge.
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我觉得他们谈及的问题至关重要
I thought they touched on
a vitaI issue.
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我可不这么想
I beg to differ.
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先生们，今晚能和你们同台演出
真是三生有幸
GentIemen, it's been an honor
pIaying with you tonight.
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<I>（斯普林菲尔德第一教堂）
<I>（请将手机关闭）
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<I>（《美国白痴》葬礼版）
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悼念新近在这里死去的摇滚乐队
For the Iatest rock band
to die in our town. . .
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…主啊，请聆听我们虔诚的祈祷
. . .Lord, hear our prayer.
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主啊，聆听我们的祈祷
Lord, hear our prayer.
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我讨厌迟到！
I hate being Iate.
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我还讨厌来这里呢！
WeII, I hate going.
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为什么不能以我自己的方式向主祈祷呢？
Why can't I worship the Lord
in my own way. . .
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临死之时我一定会不停的祈祷祈祷！
. . .by praying Iike heII on my deathbed?