Ⅰ 白雪公主与七个小矮人的剧本搞笑版的,越搞笑越好

白雪公主和七个小矮人的故事世界上是一个童话故事你想把它改成搞笑版的首先你应该选择好相应的剧情比如说白雪公主总是爱买彩票然后让七个小矮人分别为七个号码进行筛选

Ⅱ 《白雪公主与七个小矮人》话剧台词

人物:皇后,魔镜,白雪公主,三个小矮人,王子。

旁白一名

第一场

旁白:很久很久以前,有一位艳丽的皇后,但在艳丽的背后却藏着一颗嫉妒的心,只要听说有人比她漂亮,她都无法忍受。

她有一面魔镜,经常走到镜子面前自我欣赏。

(皇后、魔镜上)

皇后:魔镜魔镜告诉我世上谁是大帅哥?魔镜:对不起,系统出现故障,请重新输入语音提示。

皇后:算了,告诉哀家,谁是这个世界上最美丽的女人。

魔镜:好,重启。

大家都来看啊,这个人真的好美啊!她有着如瀑布般乌黑的长发,雪白的肌肤,窈窕的身材。

每个男人见了她都会动心,每个女人见了她都会自叹不如。

她就是白雪公主。

皇后:你这个破镜子哪里来这么多废话!!

魔镜:孩子,请不要烦躁,每一个女孩都是降落到凡间的天使,有的人是脚朝地,有的人是头朝地,而你很不巧,恰好你的脸掉到了一块花岗岩上。

这是宿命谁都无法改变的。

皇后:要不是看你是全球限量我早就把你给砸了!

魔镜:嗯?你说过很多次了。

皇后:我就不信我堂堂一个皇后竟然还不如一个公主?!

魔镜:我觉得,外在美是次要的,心灵美才是重要的。

但如果你真的想变得美丽的话,只有去美容院了。

皇后:莫非就是那失传已久的...

魔镜:(接过皇后的话)没错,就是那失传已久的——还我漂漂拳!

(演员甲、乙上,表演还我漂漂拳)

如果你这样打上七七四十九天,你就可以变得像他一样漂亮。

(指向演员乙,甲乙下)

皇后:我等不了了,我要白雪公主见不到明天的太阳,去,杀了她。

魔镜:虽然你的想法很有创意,但我是魔镜不是魔头。

皇后:你就魔头了。

我告诉食堂,明天中午给你加个盒饭。

魔镜:哎...红烧肉的。

皇后:再加两块鸡屁股。

第二场(场景:舞台中间放上一块砖头,演员甲扮演一位老妇人慢慢地走过来。绊倒在地上,白雪公主从后面上,扶起老妇人)

旁白:魔镜说得对,白雪公主是个活泼可爱的女孩儿,生性善良的她经常帮助别人,把关心别人当作自己的快乐。

白雪公主:(对老妇人)老奶奶,您小心啊。

老妇人:姑娘,谢谢你。你叫什么名字?

白雪公主:我叫白雪公主,我扶您过去吧。

老妇人:好,好。你真是一个美丽善良的女孩儿。

(走到舞台边,老妇人下,白雪公主站着,若有所思状。魔镜上)

魔镜:(在白雪公主身后)白雪公主?

白雪公主:哦,等等,我把砖头搬走,不然会有更多的人绊倒。

(走回去把砖头拿到台下,回头和魔镜说)先生,有什么可以帮忙的吗?

魔镜:(被问的一时不知该怎么回答,想一下,慌忙说)我刚刚吃完饭,经过这里无所事事,你能陪我到那边的树林里走走吗?

白雪公主:好吧。(和魔镜一起慢慢的走着)

旁白:白雪公主就这样被骗到了森林里,魔镜也露出了他本来的面目。

魔镜:(看着白雪公主,阴森地呲这牙笑)哈哈...白雪公主,哈哈...

白雪公主:(很害怕的样子,手唔在胸前)你,你想干嘛?

魔镜:我是大魔头,今天就要结果你。

(背景音乐起,魔镜伸出双手做欲侵犯状走向白雪公主。)

白雪公主:(很害怕,往后退。

音乐忽然变成美少女战士,白雪公主表演变身)月亮之明出击,(魔镜一躲)出击(魔镜又一躲)月亮之明,噻!(魔镜往后退,被打败。魔镜、白雪公主下)

旁白:那边,皇后还在等待着魔镜的消息。

(皇后上,拿着镜子,边走边照。魔镜上)

魔镜:(在皇后后面)皇...皇...皇后...(做受伤状)

皇后:(严厉地指着魔镜说)你怎么才回来?!

魔镜:我...她...我...

皇后:什么?(扇魔镜一下)去死吧!

(魔镜下)看来还得我亲自出马了。

量他跑得出教室跑不出学校,(声音很尖的大笑)哈哈哈哈...(皇后下)

第三场

场景:一间小房子(用凳子代替)

旁白:森林里住着三个可爱的小矮人,一天他们遇到了迷路的白雪公主。

(音乐《天鹅湖》起,三个矮人排一队跳天鹅湖上,《天鹅湖》停)

三个矮人:(齐唱《爱情三十六计》)是谁说的帅气男生没大脑,只懂得爱美和睡觉。

(一起背对观众摆个POSS)耶!

矮人A:反了反了。

三个矮人:(正对这观众摆POSS)耶!(《天鹅湖》音乐起,三个矮人跳《天鹅湖》退到房子后面,蹲下。白雪公主上)

白雪公主:(指着房子)莫非这里有人住?(大声问)有人吗?

矮人A:你是谁啊?你是那个部队的?

白雪公主:我是白雪公主,红四方面军的。

(三个矮人跑到白雪公主面前)

矮人A:(指着白雪公主)真的吗?

白雪公主:真的,不信验验!

矮人B:验验。

(白雪公主站这不动,三个矮人绕着她边走边唱)

矮人A:(刺激2005)为你付出那种伤心你永远不了解。

白雪公主:感觉那么甜我那么依恋。

矮人B:相信那一天抵过永远。

白雪公主:只是他们还不够单纯。

矮人C:手牵手一步两步三步四步望着天。

白雪公主:你却把别人用在怀里。

矮人A:无论情节浪漫或多离奇。

白雪公主:我的爱就有意义。

齐:我唯一爱得就是你。

(齐背向观众摆POSS)耶!

矮人A:又反了。

(齐面向观众摆POSS)耶!

矮人B:天王盖地虎。

白雪公主:宝塔镇河妖。

矮人C:你的脸怎么红了?

白雪公主:容光焕发。

矮人A:怎么又黄了?

白雪公主:防寒涂的腊。

三个矮人:(互相看着说)对了,对了。

白雪公主:(拉着矮人的手蹦着说)终于找到你们了!

矮人A:同志们都安全吗?

白雪公主:嗯,安全安全。

同志们都很想念你们。

我在这里迷路了。

矮人C:没关系,到我们家吧。

(矮人和白雪公主一起下)

第四场

场景:一间小房子。

白雪公主在房子前慢慢地走着。

旁白:这天,三个矮人出去了,家里只剩下只有白雪公主一个人。

恶毒的皇后终于找到了白雪公主。

她精心制作了一个有毒的苹果,想毒死白雪公主。

(皇后上)

皇后:(拿一个放大镜到处找的样子,忽然见到白雪公主,一惊)啊!小姐,你要减肥时代吗?

白雪公主:谢谢,我不要。我已经很瘦了。

皇后:有一句话说得好,好身材,走着瞧。

走两步,不胖走两步。

白雪公主:走两步就走两步。(背景音乐《我爱台妹》起,白雪公主走秀,音乐停)皇后:(拿出

一个苹果对白雪公主)姑娘,我好崇拜你啊。

这个苹果实在是太可爱了,我就当礼物送给你吧。

白雪公主:哦,谢谢你。

(接过苹果咬了一口)

皇后:(露出奸诈的笑)哈哈...这是我独家研制的天下第一奇毒,一日丧命散!

白雪公主:哈哈哈!天下第一奇毒那轮得到你那一日丧命散,应该是我们白家的含笑半步颠才对。

皇后:我们一日丧命散是用七种不同的毒虫,再加上那鹤顶红提炼七七四十九天而成,无色无味,杀人于无影无踪。

白雪公主:哼,我们含笑半步颠是用蜂蜜、川贝、桔梗加上天山雪莲精制而成,无需冷藏也没有偶防腐剂,除了毒性猛烈之外,味道还很好吃。

皇后:吃了我们一日丧命散的人一天之内会武功全失,静脉逆流,胡思乱想,走火入魔,最后会血管爆裂而死。

白雪公主:没有错,而吃了我们含笑半步颠的人顾名思义决不能走半步路或是面漏笑容,否则也会全身爆炸而死。

合:实在是居家旅行,杀人灭口,必备良药。

旁白:那么,在哪里才能买得到呢?

白雪公主:这位兄弟运气真好,我这里刚好有一粒。

(毒性发作,慢慢倒下)

皇后:哈哈哈...(皇后下)旁白:三个小矮人回到家里,看见白雪公主不省人事,非常的着急。

这时,传说中的王子出现了,一见钟情的故事即将上演。

(三个小矮人上)

矮人A:白雪公主,你这是怎么了?怎么吐白沫了?

矮人B、C:白雪公主,白雪公主...

矮人C:快,快送医院啊。

(矮人们一起抬白雪公主,但是他们抬不动)

矮人A:这比猪还沉呢!

矮人B:怎么办啊?(灯灭,一束光照在王子身上,慢慢走上台,唱《灰姑娘》,唱完灯亮)

矮人C:(看见王子,招手,喊)喂,年轻人...喂...过来帮帮忙。

王子:(看见矮人走了过来,看见白雪公主)这女生长得好彪...

矮人A:致,标致。

矮人B:快,快,白雪公主快不行了。

用手扶起白雪公主的头。

突然,白雪公主咳嗽了两声醒了过来。)

齐:(恐惧的大叫)啊!...

王子:(恐惧跑开)诈尸啦!...

白雪公主:(揉着眼睛)哪位英雄救了我?哪位英雄救了我?(矮人们指向王子,白雪公主走了过去,搂住王子的胳膊)

矮人A:遭殃了吧!

矮人B:倒霉了吧!

矮人C:后悔了吧!

王子:这回赔大了!算了,你们帮我找到了公主,我完成你们每人一个愿望。

矮人A:真的吗?那我先来。

我其实不想要别的,我只是想要很多很多的钱!

王子:行!(从兜里拿出一把钥匙给矮人A)金库钥匙。

矮人A:啊,啊,我有钱了!我有钱了!

矮人B:(迫不及待的)该我了该我了,我一直想要一部手机,以前我想要一部翻盖的,喂,喂,时尚漂亮。

后来我想要一部直板的,喂,喂,简洁大方。

现在我想要一部滑盖的,喂,喂,白雪公主...

白雪公主:(作打电话状)白马王子。

王子:行!(从兜里拿出手机)给,诺基亚N93,

(紧凑的说)通过ISO9002国家认证体系拥有GPRS全球卫星定位系统只要你出门大喊一声啊!全世界都能听得到。

矮人B:啊,我终于有手机了。

王子:(指着矮人C)该你了。

矮人C:啊,该我了吗?(作祷告的姿势)那我就希望世界和平好了。

王子:嗯...嗯...你还有其他问题吗?

矮人C:哦,这个是难了一点。

那...那就让我变得帅一点吧!

王子:还是刚才那个问题吧。

矮人A、B:世界和平?这么有型?!

齐:(一脚踹向矮人C)靠!

王子:不管他了,(对白雪公主)那就把这个愿望给你吧白雪公主。

白雪公主:我吗?那我就希望皇后能变得更漂亮些。

齐:为什么?

白雪公主:(面向观众)虽然她想害我,但我还是希望母后能开心起来。

不要把外在的美丽看得很重要,其实真正的美丽是藏在每个人心里的。

我们每个人都很美丽,只要把你的爱心多去献给其他人,让别人感受到你的爱,那么你就是最美丽的人!

王子:说得对,外在美是次要的,心灵美才是重要的。

我现在才知道,原来我找到了世上最美丽的人。

(王子拉着公主的手,三个矮人鼓掌)

旁白:从此王子和白雪公主过着幸福的生活。

白雪公主(Snow White)是广泛流行于欧洲的一个童话故事中的人物,其中最著名的故事版本见于德国1812年的《格林童话》。

讲述了白雪公主受到继母皇后的虐待,逃到森林里,遇到七个小矮人的故事。

美丽的白雪公主受继母的嫉妒而被多次置于死地,最后在七个小矮人和王子的帮助下获得新生。

最终王子和公主幸福地生活在一起,王后得到了应有的惩罚。

《白雪公主和七个小矮人》是史上第一部长篇动画,也是第一部荣获奥斯卡奖的动画电影,

它是世界上最早的卡通电影,对全球少年儿童乃至成年人更是有着巨大深远的影响,甚至远远超出了文艺作品的范畴,成为善与恶、美与丑的道德规范的代名词。

《白雪公主和七个小矮人》给迪斯尼带来了无限的荣誉和光荣,也给多少代人带来无限美好的回忆。

迪士尼给白雪公主穿上蓝色上衣浅黄色长裙,头上戴红色蝴蝶结,也成就了之后绝大部分以白雪公主为题材的影像艺术中的经典造型,当然也成为每个女孩所憧憬的模样。

(2)白雪公主与七个小矮人剧本扩展阅读:

《白雪公主与七个小矮人》动画剧情介绍:

很久以前,在一个遥远国度里生活着,住着一位父母双亡的白雪公主,她的继母是一个狠毒的蛇蝎女巫,她怕白雪公主长大后容貌会胜过自己,于是便打发她做城堡里最底下的女佣。

同时,邪恶皇后拥有一面能够知道世上一切事物的魔镜,通过这面魔镜,她能够知道谁才是世界上最美的女人。

但在某一天,魔镜却告诉了她一个令她气急败坏的事实,那就是白雪公主比她还要美。

于是,心狠手辣的邪恶皇后派猎人将白雪公主带到森林中杀死,而为了证明白雪公主的死,邪恶皇后要求猎人把白雪公主的心脏挖出来,装在盒子里带给她。

但富有同情心的猎人放走了白雪公主,并拿一颗猪的心装在盒子里带给皇后。

白雪公主在密林深处遇到了小动物七个善良的小矮人,在听了白雪公主的不幸遭遇后,小矮人收留了她。

皇后从魔镜那里知道白雪公主没有死,便用巫药将自己变成一个老太婆,趁小矮人不在时哄骗白雪公主吃下了有毒的苹果。

七个小矮人在动物们的猜到白雪公主有危险后,七个小矮人飞速赶回,惊惶逃走的皇后在暴风雨中摔下悬崖而死。

七个小矮人将白雪公主放在镶金的水晶玻璃棺材中,邻国的王子骑着白马赶来,用深情的吻使白雪公主活了过来。

Ⅲ 《白雪公主和七个小矮人》剧本,整篇,,,,快哦,悬赏很多滴

英语短剧:Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs白雪公主和七个小矮人

旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪:( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful.  you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜:Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think. But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后:She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜:Yes. Your Majesty!  She is Snow White.
皇后:Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter, come here, come here!
猎人:Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.
皇后:Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick some flowers. Find a lonely place and kill her.
猎人:But she is the princess. …
皇后:No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her any longer.
猎人:Yes. Your Majesty!
皇后:Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me. Otherwise, I will punish you.
猎人:Yes. Your Majesty!
白雪:( Pick some flowers. )  Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人:( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪:( Cry exhaustedly) What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人:Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪:But who?
猎人:The queen.
白雪:The queen! But why?
猎人:You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪:My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forest and never come back again.
猎人:Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eat you.
白雪:Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白:At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little cottage.
白雪:Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! A

Ⅳ 白雪公主和七个小矮人中英对照剧本 一句英语 一句中文

白雪公主和七个小矮人中英对照剧本

音乐起,旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, 很久以前,在一个美丽的王国

there lived a young king and queen, 有一位年轻的国王和王后

the people loved them so much; 人们都喜爱他们

the queen died while giving birth to a girl, 女王去世时,生下一个女孩

her name was Snow White, 她的名字是白雪公主

She was a beautiful princess. 她是一个美丽的公主

Year passed, 一年过去了

the king got married again, 国王再次结婚

The people didn’t love the new queen, 人们不喜欢新的女王

because she was cruel. 因为她非常的残酷

One day, In the king’s palace: 一天,国王的宫殿:

----白雪出场

白雪公主: My name is S.w 我叫白雪公主

I am a beautiful princess 我是一个美丽的公主

I miss my mother so much 我非常想念我的妈妈

Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 我的妈妈在哪 我的妈妈去哪了

----音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场

皇 后:I am a queen 我是女王

I’m very beautiful 我很漂亮

Where is Mirror? 魔镜你在哪?

Mirror, Mirror on the wall,魔镜魔镜,墙上的魔镜

who’s the most beautiful? 谁是这个世界上最美的女人

魔 镜: S.w is much more beautiful than you! 白雪公主是这个世界上最美的女人

女 王:Hunter, go kill S.w. “猎人,去把白雪公主杀掉!”

----猎人出场

猎 人:Yes, my queen 是,我的女王。

----音乐起,小动物出场,追赶猎人,公主惊慌出逃

白雪公主:Help me ,help me, please, please 请救救我 请救救我

小 动 物:what’s the matter with you? 你怎么了

白雪公主:The hunter…hunter… 猎人...猎人...

小 动 物:bite you bite you … 咬你咬你...

----小动物追赶猎人下场

白雪公主:I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house 我又累又饿,哦,这有一个小屋子

I will eat a little and lie down. 我要吃点东西然后休息休息

----音乐起,7个小矮人出场,

小 矮 人:1/Look, somebody ate my food----:“看,有人吃了我们的东西

2/somebody drank my water---- 喝了我们的水

3/someone is sleeping now---- 而且正在睡觉

4/What a beautiful girl!---- 多么美丽的姑娘”

----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话

5/How do you do? 你好

白雪公主:How do you do? My name is S.w …你好,我叫白雪公主

Nice to meet you! 见到你很高兴

小 矮 人:(齐说)Nice to meet you ,too---- 我们见到你也很高兴

6/ welcome to our house!---- 欢迎来到我们的屋子

7/Would you like to live here? 你想住在这里吗

白雪公主:My pleasure, thank you very much! 我很愿意,非常感谢你们

小 矮 人:Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 我们该出去工作了,再见白雪公主

----皇后、魔镜出场

皇 后: Mirror, mirror on the wall, 魔镜,墙上的魔镜

who’s the most beautiful? 谁是这个世界上最美的女人

魔 镜: S.w is much more beautiful than you! 白雪公主比你更漂亮

皇 后: What? S.w is not dead? 什么?白雪公主还没死?

Hahaha, I got a good idea! 哈哈,我有个好主意!

----音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话

女 王:Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, 苹果,苹果,美丽的苹果

白雪公主:Hello, Good morning grandma! 早上好,外婆!

女 王:pretty girl ,would you like a bite? 漂亮的姑娘,你想要咬一口吗?(苹果)

白雪公主:Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 哦,好的,谢谢你外婆!

----白雪公主咬一口后倒地

女 王:The girl is dead! Hahaha… 哈哈,她死了,白雪公主死了。

----小矮人出场、围着公主哭

S.w wake up, wake up… “白雪公主快醒来,快醒来”

----音乐起,动物引着王子出场

白马王子:A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 美丽的姑娘!她将成为我的女王!

----王子吻公主,公主醒了

白雪公主:Thank you for your help! 谢谢你们的帮助

白马王子:My pleasure 我很高兴

----音乐起,小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

Ⅳ 白雪公主和七个小矮人中英对照剧本

英语童话剧:白雪公主<剧本>
S.w---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人
P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物
----音乐起,旁白(A long time ago, in a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen. The people loved them so much. The queen died while giving birth to a girl. Her name was Snow White. She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again. The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.)
----白雪公主出场
S.w: My name is S.w. I am a beautiful princess. I miss my mother so much. Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场
Q: I am the new queen. I’m very beautiful. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, it will tell me surely. Where is the Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go and kill S.w. I don’t want to see her any longer.
----猎人出场
H: Yes, my queen.
----音乐起,猎人、公主出场
S.w: Oh, so many flowers. How beautiful!
H: (举刀犹豫不决) Oh, my god. She is so lovely and pretty. I can’t. I can’t kill her.
S.w: What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
H: I’m very sorry. The queen wants me to kill you.
S.w: My dear hunter, don’t kill me. I will run into the forest and never come back again.
H: OK. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eat you.
S.w: Thank you, my dear hunter.
----旁白(After the hunter let S.w go, S.w came into a forest.)
S.w: I am tired and hungry. Oh, there is a little house. I will eat a little and lie down.
----音乐起,7个小矮人出场
D1: Look, the lamp in our house is on.
D2: Who is it?
D3: Perhaps it’s the ghost.
D4: Let’s go into our house silently.
D5: Oh, somebody ate my food.
D6: Somebody drank my water.
D7: Someone is sleeping now.
D1: What a beautiful girl!
D2: How lovely!
D3: Who is she?
D4: Don’t wake her up.
D5: Why is she coming here?
----音乐起,公主醒了

Ⅵ 帮忙写一个现代版白雪公主与七矮人的剧本,里边人物只要白雪公主与七个小矮人

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Ⅶ 谁知道白雪公主与七个小矮人的音乐剧的剧本呀急急急!具体的!

W-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起,旁白

Long long ago, In a nice kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场

S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?

音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场

Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?

M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !

Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .

猎 人 出 场

H: Yes, my queen

音乐起,猎人追赶白雪,公主惊慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !

白雪顺利脱逃后

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.

音乐起,7个小矮人出场,

D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----

D2\Somebody drank my water----

D3\Someone is sleeping now----

D4\What a beautiful girl!----

小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话

D5\How do you do?

S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!

D:(齐说)Nice to meet you ,too----

D6\ welcome to our house!----

D7\Would you like to live here?

S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!

D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.

皇后、魔镜出场

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?

M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!

Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话

Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,

S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!

Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?

S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地

Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…

小矮人出场、围着公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up…

音乐起,小矮人引着王子出场

P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!

王子唤醒公主,公主醒了

P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !

S.w: Thank you for your help !

P: My pleasure !

音乐起,小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

Ⅷ 英语情景剧《白雪公主和七个小矮人》,剧本

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音乐起, 旁白: long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁.)
白雪:My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起,皇后出场
皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?
皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔镜:You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜:Yes. She is Snow White.
皇后:Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
猎人:Yes. I’m here now.
皇后:Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
猎人:But she is the princess. …
皇后:No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.
猎人:Yes!
皇后:Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
猎人:Yes!
----音乐起
白雪:( 高兴地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人:( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪:( 看到后大声哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人: I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪:But who?
猎人:The queen.
白雪: But why?
猎人:You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪:My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
猎人:Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪:Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白:At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪:Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白:When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老学究:Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②开心果:Who is it?
③喷嚏精:Maybe it’s the ghost!
④瞌睡虫:Let’s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼:Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老顽固:Maybe it’s the witch.
⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来
老学究:What a lovely child!
开心果:How beautiful!
喷嚏精:Who is she?
瞌睡虫:Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼:Why is she coming here?
老顽固:Kill her.
白雪: ( 醒来 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人:(齐说) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪:The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究:If you look after our house.
开心果:If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精:If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫:If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼:But you must be careful.
老顽固:Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪:I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白:From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后:Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔镜: You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后:What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白:The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇后:Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪:Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇后:Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪:OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇后:Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白:When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人:What’s the matter?
老学究:Snow White is dead.
七矮人:Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白:Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子:Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人:Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子:Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白:As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪:Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子:You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪:Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人:Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音乐起,旁白:The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪:Good Bye!
七矮人:Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子:Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(谢幕)

Ⅸ 白雪公主与七个小矮人短话剧(搞笑版,但不要太离谱)

白雪公主和七个小矮人短话剧我觉得剧情可以是七个小矮人是她的儿子。