短英语剧本带翻译
① 中小学生英语校园剧剧本，简单，最好带翻译
Happiness or not, lies in a shirt, lies in a shirt wean by a happy man. But the happy man that the king has found out was pruning the vines merrily.
Does he have a happy shirt? Please listen to The Happy Man’s Shirt.
旁白：从前有位国王，他有个独生儿子，正核若掌上明珠，可是王子总是闷闷不了，每天在窗前呆望天空。
Aside: A king had an only son that he thought the world of. But this prince was always unhappy. He would spend days on end at his window staring into space.
国王：哎呀，你到底缺什么呢？哪儿不称心呢？
King: Oh, What on earth do you lack? What's wrong with you?"
王子：爸爸，我自己也搞不清楚。
Prince: I don't even know myself, Father."
国王：哦！你恋爱啦！哎呀，如果你喜欢哪个姑娘，告诉我，我会为你操办的，让你跟她举闷掘结婚，无论是哪个最强大的国家公主，还是世上最贫寒的农家姑娘，我都可以办的到。
King: Are you in love? If there's a particular girl you fancy, tell me, and I'll arrange for you to marry her, no matter whether she's the daughter of the most powerful king on earth or the poorest peasant girl alive!
王子：不，爸爸，我没在恋爱。
Prince: No, Father, I'm not in love.
旁白：国王千方百计地想使儿子快乐起来，罩链可无济于事，王子的脸庞失去了往日光彩，国王发布了昭示板，于是一些最有学问的哲学家，博士，教授，从世界各地纷纷到来，国王让他们看了王子，并征询他们的意见，这些聪明的学者思考了一阵后，回来见国王说.
Aside: The king tried in every way imaginable to cheer him up, but day by day the rosy hue drained from the prince's face.
The king issued a decree, and from every corner of the earth came the most learned philosophers, doctors, and professors.
The king showed them the prince and asked for their advice. wise men withdrew to think, and then returned to the king.
学者甲：嗯，殿下，我们仔细地考虑了王子得 情况，还研究了星象，我们认为你必须做这样一件事，找个幸福的人，一个完全幸福得人，把您得儿子的衬衣和他的衬衣调换一下。
Wise men A: Majesty, we have given the matter close thought and we have studied the stars. Here's what you must do.
Look for a happy man, a man who's happy through and through, and exchange your son's shirt for his."
旁白：当天国王就派出大使，到世界各地去寻找幸福的人。一个神父被招来件国王。
Aside: That same day the king sent ambassadors to all parts of the world in search of the happy man. A priest was taken to the king.
国王：你幸福吗 ？
King: Are you happy?"
神父：是的，我确实很幸福，陛下。
Priest: Yes, indeed, Majesty.
国王：很好，你做我的主教怎么样？
King: Fine. How would you like to be my bishop?
神父：啊！陛下，我求之不得啊！
Priest: Oh, Majesty, if only it were so!"
国王：滚，给我滚得远远得 ，我要找得是自身感到幸福的人，而不是总想得寸进尺的人。
King: Away with you! Get out of my sight! I'm seeking a man who's happy just as he is, not one who's trying to better his lot.
旁白：于是，又重新开始搜寻，不久，国王听说有位邻国国王，人们都说他是个真正幸福的人，他有个贤惠美丽的妻子，而且子孙满堂，他制服了所有的人，国家康泰安宁。于是，国家又有了希望，马上派使臣去件他，想向他要一件衬衣，邻国国王接见使臣们说：
Aside: Thus the search resumed, and before long the king was told about a neighboring king, who everybody said was a truly happy man.
He had a wife as good as she was beautiful and a whole slew of children.
He had conquered all his enemies, and his country was at peace. Again hopefully, the king immediately sent ambassadors to him to ask for his shirt.
The neighboring king received the ambassadors and said”
邻国国王：不错，凡是人们想要的东西，我的确都有了，不过我仍然满腹忧愁啊！因为总有一天，我不得不扔不下在一切，离开人世，哎啊 ，为这事，我晚上连觉也睡不着呢！
Neighboring king: Yes, indeed, I have everything anybody could possibly want. But at the same time I worry because I'll have to die one day and leave it all.
I can't sleep at night for worrying about that!
旁白：使臣们想，还是别带回这个国王的衬衣为妙。国王没办法，便去打猎散心，他开枪打中了一只野兔，但只是伤了它，野兔带着三条腿奔跑着，国王追赶着野兔把随从们远远地抛在后面，在森林外的旷野里，国王听到有人在唱歌，他便收住脚步。
Aside: The ambassadors thought it wiser to go home without this man's shirt.
At his wit's end, the king went hunting. He fired at a hare but only wounded it, and the hare scampered away on three legs.
The king pursued it, leaving the hunting party far behind him. 0ut in the open field he heard a man singing a refrain. The king stopped in his tracks.
国王：这位唱歌的人，一定是位幸福的人。
King: Whoever sings like that is bound to be happy!
旁白：歌声把他引到一座葡萄园，在那，他发现一个小伙子，在修剪着一个葡萄藤
Aside: The song led him into a vineyard, where he found a young man singing and pruning the vines.
小伙子：您好啊，陛下。这么早，您就到乡下来了。
The youth:Good day, Majesty, So early and already out in the country?
国王：天哪，你愿意我把你带到京都去吗？你将成为我的朋友。
King: Bless you! Would you like me to take you to the capital? You will be my friend.
小伙子：多谢您了，陛下。这种事，我根本不想。即使罗马教皇与我换个位子，我也不干。
The youth: Much obliged, Majesty, but I wouldn't even consider it. I wouldn't even change places with the Pope.
国王：为什么呢？像你这样能干的小伙子……
King: Why not? Such a fine young man like you…
小伙子：不，不，跟您说吧，我对我现在的一切感到心满意足了，其他毫无所求。
The youth: NO, no, I tell you. I'm content with just what I have and want nothing more.
国王：啊！我终于找到了一个幸福的人！听着小伙子，帮我一下吧。
King: A happy man at last! Listen, young man. Do me a favor.
小伙子：只要能做到的，陛下，我一定尽力效劳。
The youth: With all my heart, Majesty, if I can.
国王：等等。
King: Wait just a minute.
旁白：他再也按奈不住内心的喜悦，跑回去对他的随从说。
Aside: said the king, who, unable to contain his joy any longer, ran to get his retinue.
国王：快，跟我来，我的儿子有救了，我的儿子有救了！
King: Come with me! My son is saved! My son is saved!
旁白：接着，他带着他们来到小伙子身边。
Aside: And he took them to the young man.
国王：我的好小伙子，不管你要什么，我都会给你的，但是你得给我，给我，你……
King: My dear lad, I'll give you whatever you want! But give me…give me…"
小伙子：给您什么啊，陛下？
The youth: What, Majesty?
国王：我的儿子快要死了，只有你能救他，快过来。
King: My son is dying! Only you can save him. Come here!
旁白：国王一把抓住小伙子，去解他的上衣扣子。突然，国王停住了，垂下了双手，这个幸福的人没有穿衬衣！
Aside: The king grabbed him and started unbuttoning the youth's jacket. All of a sudden he stopped, and his arms fell to his sides. The happy man wore no shirt.
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? "
"Looking for me."
他们忙着呢
一天，电话响了，一个小男孩接起电话。
“我可以和你的爸妈说话吗？”
“他们忙着呢！”
“哦。旁边还有别人吗？”
“有警察。”
“我能和他们说话吗？”
“他们忙着呢！”
“哦，那还有别人吗？”
“还有消防员。”
“我能和他们说话吗？”
“他们忙着呢！”
“哦，那就是说：你爸妈，警察和消防员都在旁边，但是他们都在忙。他们在干嘛呢？”
“他们在找我。”
③ 6人英语短剧本 带翻译
*小狮子找食物
（I Am Hungry）
角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1
雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.
雄狮：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小狮：But, I don’t know how.
雄狮：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!
雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）
Go and do it now.
小狮：Yes, daddy.
Act 2
小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小声地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）
小狮：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（还红萝卜给小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开）
Act 3
三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot”）
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old.
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old.
小狮：Hi, bears! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小声地）
小熊们：Do you want some porridge?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小熊递给小狮一碗粥）
小狮：Thank you.
小熊们：Porridge is the best food.
小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! It’s too hot.
I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, bears.
（将粥还给小熊）
小熊：You are welcome.
（小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开）
Act 4
小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小声地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）
小狮：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.
I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（将花生还给小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）
Act 5
（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
Apple apple I love you.
Apple sweet I love to eat.
小狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!
小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
（苹果掉地上）
小狮：What is it?
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it.
（小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家）
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④ 英语幽默短剧剧本 带翻译
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I’m hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don’t have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn’t he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can’t you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I’m a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I’m sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn’t take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn’t you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I’m sorry,I don’t know how to speak '钱包' in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don’t believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
⑤ 英语6人幽默短篇剧本加翻译
太太：亲爱的，如果明天天气好，陪我上街买衣服吧！刚才天气预报怎么说？
丈夫：下大雨，刮大风，打大雷，可能还有强烈地震！
⑥ 4人 六分钟 英语幽默短剧(带中文翻译)
公园记（四人课堂话剧）
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生。（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„
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F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:Get away,get away,dirty man.
A:Sir,sir!!
B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:But....sir....please listen to me.....
B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
E:Yes,yes.
C:Ai,men is so silly.
⑦ 英语小短剧最好带翻译
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. 在很久很久以前，有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人，用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 闻名遐迩的刀客，荆轲先生，被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务。但最终还是失败鸟。你想知道当时的情形如何吗？好，下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕。Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜告诉我，天下男人谁最美？ (画外音：是你是你太子丹 太子丹高兴状) 非常感谢，我的魔镜 （面对观众） 我是太子丹，魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人 但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我，倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相，必要追杀于我 。太可怕了，我该咋办啦？ (向幕里大叫) 我的小弟们呢，哪儿去了？ 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming 亲耐滴老大，我来也。太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我怎么告诉你的，以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮，潇洒，帅气，和蔼，可爱，机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，你又忘了！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）了解，亲耐滴！我有个好主意。我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政。太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?妙计！那么谁是最佳人选捏？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.眼下我有俩在册人手，一个名曰李莫愁，另一个便是荆轲。明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号！太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?那行，动作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.着！
⑧ 英语剧本 带翻译5人
这个剧本是我带着我的学生练过的，笑点比较多，你参考一下吧。
The Fox and the Tiger
旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?
One day, a new story happens.
(一)
琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》
场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。
老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!
狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?
(回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)
老虎：(疑惑地)But what?
狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来) What?
狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there!
老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳)
狐狸：Aa ha ha ha
(二)
旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.
老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。
(琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。)
老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?
(先抚摩狐狸的头发，再打量狐狸的腿)
狐狸：(回过头去，表情像遇到鬼)Oh my God!(又回过头来，非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?
老虎：(得意极了，做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself.
狐狸：(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?
老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来)
狐狸：(挥挥手，远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐)
(三)
旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.
老虎变聪明了躲在树后面，一下子扑住了狐狸。
狐狸：(不解地)Who?
老虎：(意味深长地)Your old friend! Tiger!
狐狸：(装傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子，用袖子帮老虎擦衣服)
老虎：(阴险地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Delicious!(狐狸听了脚抖)
狐狸：(打喷嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’ve cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it’s all for your sake.
老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?
狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox!
老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too.
狐狸：(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。
老虎：(没明白)果子狸？
狐狸：(一拍脑袋，假装想起来)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese!
老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a foreign language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?
狐狸：果子狸。
老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？
狐狸：(点点头)Yes!
老虎：(放开手，大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑，边擦手)
(四)
旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.
二胡演奏We are the champion
狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。
狐狸走在台中，大笑起来：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
期间，夹杂着老虎的哭声
⑨ 英语短剧剧本五个人的幽默的带翻译
英语短剧剧本1
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
(谢幕)
⑩ 英语话剧剧本，带翻译
旁白(Aside
)/介绍（Introction）：
Long
ago
there
was
a
crazy
country,
in
this
crazy
country
there
were
some
crazy
people,
trying
to
show
the
crazy
history
by
crazy
ways.
在很久很久以前，有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人，用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr
Jingke
was
the
most
famous
swordsman
and
was
sent
to
kill
king
of
Qing,
“Yingzheng”.
But
finally
he
failed.
Do
you
want
to
know
what
happened
at
that
time?
Okay,
next
show
will
tell
you
the
truth.
闻名遐迩的刀客，荆轲先生，被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务。但最终还是失败鸟。你想知道当时的情形如何吗？好，下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕。Action
I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,
mirror,
tell
me,
who
is
the
most
pretty
man
in
the
world?
(画外音：It’s
you,
Prince
Dan!
太子丹高兴状)
Thank
u
mirror!
（面对观众）
I’m
Prince
Dan,
the
magic
mirror
said
I
am
the
most
attractive
man
in
the
world.
But
Ying
Zheng
is
a
jealous
guy,
I
feel
he
will
kill
me
if
mirror
told
him
the
truth.
I
am
so
scared.
So
what
can
I
do?
(向幕里大叫)
Where
is
my
minister?
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜告诉我，天下男人谁最美？
(画外音：是你是你太子丹
太子丹高兴状)
非常感谢，我的魔镜
（面对观众）
我是太子丹，魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人
但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我，倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相，必要追杀于我
。太可怕了，我该咋办啦？
(向幕里大叫)
我的小弟们呢，哪儿去了？
阿三(毕恭毕敬)
:
Honey,
I
am
coming
亲耐滴老大，我来也。太子丹：I’ve
told
you
again
and
again
that
you
should
call
me
“my
most
beautiful、graceful
、handsome、charming、cute、smart
and
dearest
Prince
Dan”!我怎么告诉你的，以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮，潇洒，帅气，和蔼，可爱，机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，你又忘了！阿三：Sure,
honey!
I
have
a
good
idea.
We
can
find
a
hero
to
kill
YingZheng~~~（作杀状）了解，亲耐滴！我有个好主意。我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政。太子：Oh
yeah~~~.
What
is
the
most
expensive
commodity
in
this
century?
Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）
Good
idea!
But
who
is
the
right
candidate?妙计！那么谁是最佳人选捏？阿三：After
screening
I
have
two
promising
persons
on
hand.
One
is
Miss
LiMoChou,
the
other
is
Mr
JinKe.
Tomorrow
they
will
PK
for
the
NO1
killer
of
the
world.眼下我有俩在册人手，一个名曰李莫愁，另一个便是荆轲。明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号！太子：Well,
show
me
the
winner
as
soon
as
possible,
OK?那行，动作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.着！