英文剧本舞台剧
白雪公主和七个小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音乐起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起，皇后出场
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
猎人：Yes. I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
猎人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.
猎人：Yes!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
猎人：Yes!
----音乐起
白雪：( 高兴地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( 看到后大声哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人： I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
猎人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②开心果：Who is it?
③喷嚏精：Maybe it’s the ghost!
④瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老顽固：Maybe it’s the witch.
⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来
老学究：What a lovely child!
开心果：How beautiful!
喷嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老顽固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒来 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齐说) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究：If you look after our house.
开心果：If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔镜： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇后：Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老学究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音乐起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(谢幕)
⑵ 英语话剧剧本（短篇)
演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.
F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.
旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..
正剧：(P,K出场)
P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.
K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)
P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品
Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)
K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’.(作充满自信状)
P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!
K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)
P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’.
P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)
K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)
P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.
P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)
K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)
K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)
P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)
K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)
P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)
K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M:Really.Idon’,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?
F:No,Ihaven’t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?
M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?
K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)
M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?
P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)
P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)
M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)
P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)
M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)
P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)
M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!
K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)
M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!
毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
⑶ 英语话剧剧本！！！！！
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。
悟空：师傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。
老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。
Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？
Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?
小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。
When I am happy, I always tickle.
八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。
Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。
小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？
Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。
Darling, Let's go.
小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let’s go.
音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背
上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。
八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，
灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。
八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。
八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。
Honey, I am here.
八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？
Darling. Why did you go up there?
小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。
That's your fault.
八戒：对不起，娘子。对不起，娘子。
Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.
小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.
八戒：太好了。 我们就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.
八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。
小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。
Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me
the truth first.
八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。
Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.
That’s why I am so ugly.
小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。
You look too ugly to meet people.
八戒：本来我也不想出来，只是南海观音点化我，叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久，
也不见，便出来逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，还管它什么西天取经呢？（八戒高兴地过
去想拉小女子的手）
I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here.
小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。
You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s
impossible!
八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。
I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?
小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。
Show me some gongfu then.
八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。
OK, let me show you my gongfu.
从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。
八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？
Darling. Why are you so strong?
小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。
Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒：娘子，你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。
How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！
You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，吓得跳起来：齐天大圣，我的妈呀。
My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。
悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？
You silly! Dare you harm others any more?
八戒：不敢了，不敢了。
No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇？
Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。
No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。
I bet you dare not.
悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？
You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答应你，不再闹事了，干嘛还不放我走？
I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空：呆子，我带你去见取经人。
You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒：什么？取经人来了？
What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空：走吧。
Yes. Let's go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。
悟空：师傅，出来吧，这妖怪已经被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。
悟空：呆子，还不跪下，见过师傅。
You silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒忙对着唐僧下跪，口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。
Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？
My prentice, what's up?
悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，既然这样我就收你为徒，赐你法名为八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）。
Thank you, my master!
老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，还看什么呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。
⑷ 英文话剧剧本
较简单的英语话剧剧本The Bus
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。
Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui
Boy B,Old woman,
Scene One
(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)
Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.
(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)
Female student A: We should find a seat for her.
Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.
(The two boys continue to sleep.)
Female student C: We should find a seat for her.
Female students A & B: Yes.
(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)
Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?
(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)
Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?
Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep)
Female student C: What should we do?
Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.
Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!
All: (startled)Ah!
Female student B: What happened?
Female student C: Why did you scream?
Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.
Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?
(Boy B falls asleep.)
Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady?
Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?
Female student A: Well, we've tried.
Female student B: The young man is really brash.
Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)
Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy.
(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)
Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?
Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!
Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat)
Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.
Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners.
Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.
Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired.
(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.)
Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.
Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.
(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.)
Scene Two
(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)
Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees
Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?
Boy A: What?
Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you?
Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.
Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?
Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you?
Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.
(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)
Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!
Boy A: I didn't mean it.
Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.
Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry!
Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.
(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)
Boy A: It's not my day today.
Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman.
Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed.
Boy B: Older people know more than us.
Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.
(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)
Female student C: (surprised) You.....
(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)
Old woman: You have nice hips.
Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.
Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.
Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.
Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.
Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.
(Female students get off the bus.)
Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman
up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.
Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands.
Boy B: (startled) What?
Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.
Boy B: Let's go!
Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.
(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)
Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too.
Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)
⑸ 英语舞台剧剧本！！8分钟左右！最好是正剧~~
旁白：Long ago and far away, there lived an Emperor. This Emperor was very vain and could think about nothing but his clothes. He had wardrobes and cupboards full of clothes.
The Emperor spent hours every morning getting dressed. Mid-morning, he invariably changed into something more formal for his short meetings with his counsellors and advisors. He would change again for lunch, and then again for a rest in the afternoon. He just had to change for dinner and them again for the evening!
News of the Emperor spread to distant kingdoms and finally came to the ears of two very shady characters.
第一场
骗子甲：Could we ? Could we fool the Emperor who loves new clothes ? （they asked themselves.）
骗子乙：Let's try,
旁 白：They left their homes and travelled to the Emperor's city and applied to meet the Emperor.
骗子甲：We have something very special to show him。
大 臣：That's what everyone says。.
骗子乙：Ah, but this is magical。We have invented a new cloth by using a very special and secret method.
皇帝：Something magical? （在镜子前试衣服）Oh, I love new things, Show the two weavers in.
骗子甲：It is gold,silver and rainbow coloured, all at the same time,
骗子乙：It feels like silk, but is as warm as wool,
骗子甲: It is as light as air, a most wonderful fabric.
皇帝：There is a grand parade in the city in two weeks time, I need a new outfit for it. Can one be ready in time?
骗子甲：Oh yes, your Majesty。But there is a problem. The cloth is very expensive to make.
皇帝：No matter, （挥挥手）Money is no objest. I must have an outfit. Just see the Chamberlain and he'll sort it out. Make it here in the palace.
（大臣把两骗子领到织布机旁，骗子作出衣的样子）
第二场：
皇帝：Chamberlain, go to the weavers and see how the cloth is processing. The parade is only a week way.
（大臣去敲门，在外面等了一下）
骗子甲：Enter! （非常兴奋）
大臣：The Emperor has sent me to check on the progress of the cloth,（ 很奇怪的盯着织布机）
骗子甲：Is it not beautiful? See the lustre, feel the softness!
骗子乙：Oh wise Chamberlain ，Now you can see why it is magical. Only the truly clever and brilliant can see the cloth. Most people would see an empty loom, but a clever man like you will see our wonderful cloth.
大臣：Um,（不知道该说什么）oh,my god !Am I foolish? Am I unquartifited? I would not let others know it! (自言自语)
骗子甲：Are you satisfied?
大臣：Of course,（不想让别人看出来） It really is quite marvellous. Those colours, that shimmer of the gold and silver threads. Marvellous."
骗子甲：Oh, you are so wise.
旁白：The Emperor was very impatient and couldn\'t wait for the Chamberlain to return. After ten minutes of pacing up and down, he went to the weavers\' room, followed by half of his court.
（官员与皇帝一起走进织布室）
皇帝：（先推开门）Why?（惊奇）
大臣：Your Majesty, A wise man such as yourself can surely see the colours and sheen of this magical cloth.
皇帝：oh,my god !Am I foolish? Am I unquartifited? I would not let others know it! (自言自语)
Of course I can, It's beautiful. Simply enchanting. When can my outfit be made?
Send for the royal tailors!"
骗子乙：Your Majesty, We would be delighted to make your outfit for you. There is no need to trouble your hard-working tailor. It is such a difficult fabric to cut and sew. We will make the suit.
皇帝：Very well, First fitting tomorrow.
骗子甲：Is it not beautiful? Of course, only the wise and very clever can see the beauty of the cloth. Look at the colours, feel the weight.（对官员讲）
官员：Of course！
旁白：They muttered and discussed at the Emperor\'s fittings, stitching here, cutting there until at last the suit was made.
The following day was the day of the parade.
第三场：
皇帝： Am I not the handsomest of men in my marvellour suit?（高兴地对大臣和官员门讲）
Just look at the tiny stitches and the lacework. Truly marvellous.
官员：Undoubtedly, sir，There is no outfit on earth to equal this one.
旁白：The Emperor was dressed in his new suit and ready for the parade. News of his amazing outfit had reached the people of the town and all wanted to see him. There were people crowded along the sides of the streets.
大臣：The parade now begins!
观众：It’s said that only the truly clever and brilliant can see the cloth. Most people would see an empty loom, but a clever man will see the wonderful cloth.
观众：Oh, really?
观众：What a suit！
小孩：What suit? The Emperor has no clothes on at all!
观众：It's true! No clothes! The Emperor is naked!
皇帝：Am I? oh ,no!（害羞的跑下场了）
⑹ 英语舞台剧剧本
看到一个不错的，希望适合~~
听花开的声音（英语话剧剧本）
精品源自：校园小品剧本大全（含微电影）
Listening to the sound of blooming主要角色：小雨，父亲、母亲、 李老师、吴老师（班主任），吴老师的女儿、张老师（生活老师）、四个学生Xiaoyu Dad Mum Miss Li Miss Wu Daughter Miss Zhang Four studerts第一场（暑假后，小雨爸爸又要出去打工了，想让小雨的妈妈也一起去，但要上三年级的小雨让他们感到为难。）Mum: Come here! Come here!Dad: Hi!Mum: What’s wrong?Dad: I have to go out to work in a few days.Mum: Oh! I know.Dad: I’ve thought a lot. You’d better go with me.Mum: I’d love to. But what will Xiaoyu do without us?Dad: That is what I’m worrying about! If only we could go together. We can work for two more years to build our house. Then we needn’t go.Mum: But, Xiaoyu?Dad: Oh, yeah!I’v got it. There may be some boarding schools.Mum: I’ve heard of it. Tongtong, our neighbor’s daughter, is studying in our country. I remember the name of the school seems to be Songlin Primary School.Dad: Let’s inquire it before we decide tomorrow. If that didn’t help there would be other waysMum: Enn, OK!第二场（小雨的父母到县城打听寄宿制学校的情况，来到了松林小学。）Dad: Excuse me. May I come in?Miss Li: Come in, please. Can I help you?Dad: I want to send my daughter to study here.Miss Li: Where are you from?Dad: We are from Xiao’ an village.Miss Li: Well, our school is only for the students whose household registrations are in country. I’m sorry to tell you she can’t.Mum: Can’t she really come? We will both go out to work in a few days. She is left alone at home. We are worried about her.Miss Li: What? Go out to work!Mum: Yeah!Miss Li: Oh, If that so, you’re lucky. We could receive the children whose parents have gone to the cities to do business and find jobs since last year.Dad: Is that true? Thank goodness.Mum: By the way. What if she can’t take care of herself at a very small age?Miss Li : Rest assured of that. There are some special life teachers in our school. Even at night, they will be on ty by turns.Dad: How about studying?Miss Li: Don’t worry. Our school pays more attention to the teaching of cultural course, as well as offers 5 featuring projects of English, reading, writing and so on.Mum: Oh! It’s good news!Dad: Let’s go home quickly and tell Xiaoyu about it.Dad and Mum: Thank you! Bye-bye!Miss Li: Goodbye!第三场（在同学和老师的帮助下，小雨在学校逐渐成长了起来。）Miss Wu: Good morning, class. Today, There is a new student in our class. Her name is Xiaoyu.Xiaoyu: Hello！Ss: Hello！Miss Wu: Her parents are also working outside. From now on, she will beone of us. Let’s welcome her.Xiaoyu, This is your seat. Sit down, and we’ll begin our class.Boys and girls, books can lead to growing up, Reading can enlarge our life.Let’s join in the New Ecation Experiment and have a meaningful study life. Let’s read a poem： A Book.Ss：《神奇的书》狄金森没有一艘非凡的战舰, 能像一册书籍把我们带到浩瀚的天地There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away 也没有一匹神奇的坐骑,能像一页诗扉带我们领略人世的真谛Nor any coursers like a page of prancing poetry 即令你一贫如洗,也没有任何栅栏能阻挡你在书的王国遨游的步履This traverse may the poorest take without oppress of toll 多么质朴无华的车骑,可是它却装载了人类灵魂中全部的美！How frugal is the chariot that bears a human soul Miss Wu: Class is over.Ss: Goodbye! Miss Wu.(课间活动：舞蹈)第四场（晚上十点左右，吴老师家。吴老师的女儿刚刚睡着，生活老师张老师打来电话，小雨发高烧需要及时送往医院，但张老师正在值班。）Miss Wu: This is Miss Wu. Who’s that?Miss Zhang: This is Miss Zhang. I’m sorry to call you so late.Miss Wu: What’s up?Miss Zhang: Xiaoyu has a fever. I’m on ty. Can you come to school now?Miss Wu: Oh!Miss Zhang: Can’t you come? Have you got anything to do now?Miss Wu: It doesn’t matter. I’m going at once.Miss Zhang: Oh! I will wait for you in the dorm.Miss Wu: All right.(放下电话自言自语。)Miss Wu: My baby is asleep. Her dad isn’t at home. What if she wake up at midnight. What am I going to do? Come to school first. just hope she wouldn’t wake up.（孩子半夜醒来却找不到妈妈。）Daughter：Mummy, mummy! Where are you? Where are you? Mummy, mummy!Miss Wu: Oh! My baby.Daughter：Mummy, I’m frightened.Miss Wu: Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry.Daughter：Where did you go? Mummy.Miss Wu: I went to school.Daughter：I couldn’t find you. Mummy.Miss Wu: My baby. Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. My baby. From now on, I must tell you if I go out.Daughter：I feel sleepy.Miss Wu: Go to sleep now.(第二天早上学生上课前)S1：How are you feeling now? Xiaoyu.Xiaoyu: I feel better. Thank you!S1: Do you know what festival it is today?Ss: No.S1: Let me tell you. Today is Thanksgiving Day.S2: Thanksgiving Day? I heard people should say the prayers according to custom. And should say a few words about what they are the most thankful for .S1: Yeah! That’s right. I think I should thank Mum for telling stories every night. What about you?S3: I thank Dad for reading with me.Xiaoyu: I think we should thank our teacher. I stay at school without my parents. But I don’t feel alone.S2: Yeah! You’re right. Our teachers are like a mother to us.S3: I think so. Xiaoyu. When did Miss Wu leave school?Xiaoyu: About one o’clock.S3: Oh! It was so late. I heard Miss Wu left her child alone last night.S2: What about her husband?S3: I heard he was on business outside.S1: Really! Her daughter is only five years old.S2: I think Xiaoyu is right. We should thank our teacher.Ss: En.(一起上场扶起老师，为学校和老师献上一首歌《感恩的心》。)感恩的心 My thankful heart.感谢有你 Grateful to you.伴我一生 Keep me company,让我有勇气作我自己 let me brave to be myself.感恩的心 My thankful heart,感谢命运 Grateful to fate.花开花落 blooming of fading,我一样会珍惜 I’ll still cherish them.Ss: Thank our teachers! Thank our school！
⑺ 英语话剧剧本
英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
威尼斯商人是由英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是具有讽刺意味的喜剧。 大约在1596年至1597年间制作的。
该剧的情节通过三个线索得以展现：一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式；另一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式。 一个是杰西卡和罗兰多的爱与私奔。
5、《鸟》
“鸟”是阿里斯托芬斯（公元前414年）的杰作之一，它是唯一一部以神话和幻想为主题的喜剧。 在剧中，两个雅典人和一群鸟儿在天地之间建立了“云端国家”。 国家是理想的社会，贫富不分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
⑻ 帮忙提供一个英语话剧剧本
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改