五分钟英语剧本
1. 5分钟内的英语短剧
我想到以前看的一个笑话，帮你简单编成对话形式，你们排的时候在加工加工说不定就能有五分钟了，加油！
同学甲：你这两天在做什么？都很难找到你
乙：我在学英文
甲：哦？学得怎么样了？
乙：还成，能正常和老外交流啦
甲（怀疑）：噢？那你可真是下了大功夫了
（路过一位老外）
乙（显摆）：you
are
handsome
!
老外（停下):
thanks
乙：
thanks
too
老外：
thank
for?
(谐音four)
乙（不解并尴尬）：thank
five!!
全场囧毙
你还可以加点
2. 求五分钟的英语短剧剧本
（第一幕）
场景：森林
（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）
（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、玉米、斧头、笛子）
◎傻子坐在舞台上※下音乐（森林狂想曲）
◎动物两边后台进场
◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏
◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦
跳跳进场
对白：（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、鸟、精灵）
旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.
His name is Billy. He is too stupid, so he doesn't have any friends. He is always a lone,
but he likes to go to the forest.
There are many animals there.
One day, the idiot goes to forest.
There are birds, deers, rabbits beside him.
Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook jumped to him.
傻子：Hi ! The music is great.
Would you please to teaching me？【傻子作恳求状】
精灵：Ok! No problem.
But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】
傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】
精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!Thank you ! My name is Pook.
Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】
傻子：My name is Billy.Nice to meet you.
精灵：Do you like it?
精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?
精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!
傻子：Wow! What a lovely ck.
精灵：You can have it.This is a gift for you.
傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦后十分惊喜】
※下音乐（森林狂想曲）
◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和精灵、动物们快乐退场
（第二幕）
场景：皇宫
（道具：椅子、城墙、）
（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱、听诊器）
◎公主坐在舞台上
◎国王走来走去手足无措状
◎公主面无表情、百般无聊
【国王非常惊慌焦急状】
对白（人物：国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、御医）
国王：Smile! Please smile.
国王：Oh my poor little girl.Why do you never smile.What’s matter with you?
皇后：Please don’t worry my dear. I have a good idea.Where is the doctor?
国王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!Hurry up！Hurry up！
西御医：Your Majesty!Princess is very well.
中御医：I’m sorry. Maybe she is just unhappy.
国王：Get away and never come here again.
皇后：No! I don’t believe. What shall we do?
国王：All right! All right! Don’t cry. Anyway I will do my best.
◎国王对著天空宣誓
◎退场：
国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼
公主冷漠
侍卫雄壮威武
（第三幕）
场景：大街
（道具：菜篮、花篮、水果篮、城墙、鸦、笛）
※下音乐（土耳其进行曲）
◎大街人来人往热闹状
对白：
人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）
旁白：There are many people on this street,is very noisy.
侍卫：Pay attention please!Pay attention please!If anyone can make our princess Laugh.
He can marry with her.Our holy king will never regret!
傻子：The princess is so beautiful.She is my dream lover.
路人甲：Look him！Such a dirty man.He wants to married Our princess.
路人乙：Don’t be silly.It’s impossible.
傻子：Yes….they are right,how can I get her?
It just a dream
精灵：Don’t be sad my friend.Trust me you can make it
路人丙：Oh the ck is so cute.May I have a look？Oh ~ The ck is stick on my hands. I can’t put it down.Somebody help me.
路人乙：Cool down! I’m coming!
路人甲：I’m coming! I’m coming!
第四幕）
场景：皇宫内外
道具：（鸦、笛、城墙）
※下音乐（森林狂想曲 ）
◎国王一行人站在城墙上
◎精灵领一排人上台
【公主忍不住大笑】
【皇后欣喜貌】
对白：
人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）
国王： Its noise what’s happening.
公主：It’s very funny
皇后：Look! she is laughing.My child is laughing
国王：Thanks God!Take the man in.
侍卫：Yes my lord.
国王：You made my daughter happy.What do you want?I can give every thing you want
傻子：well……I think….I mean…….If you don’t mind……….
精灵：Please keep your words
皇后：Wait a minute !No I disagree.He is poor and stupid.
国王：Let me see.
公主：My dear father!If you regret.Maybe I will never Laugh in my whole life.
国王：Ok! ok! Please don’t do it again. My sweet heart.
傻子：Would you married me?.
公主：Yes I do
精灵：It is wonderful.
I told you : trust me youCan make it
旁白：So they got married.
谢幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!
3. 求一个5分钟以内的英文小短剧。
前台小姐：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“回you have what thing?”
老外答：“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak English? ”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
4. 英语短剧 剧本 5分钟左右
《六人行》比较好
可以看看
比较幽默
一个场景也比较短
可以到下面这个网址下对白。
http://www.gotwavs.com/TV_Shows/Friends.shtml
5. 急求!!!英语剧本(五分钟内的)
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well
6. 英语小话剧（课前五分钟）
英语话剧剧本：四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange
时间你可以自由控制
适合4人的话剧剧本，四人英语话剧剧本The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。
人物
Tom: Father Orange
Klye: Mother Orange
Wallis: Older Sister Orange
Jessie: Little Brother Orange
Characters
Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.
Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.
Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .
Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.
SCENE I 场景一：果园
One Morning in an Orange Orchard.
(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )
Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning).
Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.
Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.
Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.
Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.
Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us.
Mother: But it’s useless.
Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!
Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?
Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.
Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best.
Father: Yeah!
SCENE II
On a Fruit Stand.
(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )
Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).
Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.
(Suddenly)
Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?
Mother: What are you talking about?
Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).
Father: What did you see?
Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared.
Father: Now, children, be calm.
Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming.
Father: Try to be quiet.
Sister: I don’t want to be taken away.
Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away.
Sister: Your friend looks so fat.
Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.
Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour?
Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.
Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at.
Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy.
(Father is being taken away.)
Brother: Oh, no, Dad!
Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children.
Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.
Mother: Oh, no!
Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away.
Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.
Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.
Brother: A car’s pulling up.
Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up.
Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out.
Brother: Dad’s rolling away.
All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away.
Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad!
Mother: Oh! Thank God.
7. 英语3-5分钟的短剧
很简单的,看看吧.
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
希望对你有帮助
8. 求英文话剧剧本，5分钟的，2－4人演的
这是一版搞笑版的《孔雀东南飞》，你可以节选一场。
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny’s mother (JM for short) 刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son (MS for short) 强盗Burglars(A，B&C)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, while my wife is Wu Song.
I'm not afraid of you!
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
My God! Who can help me?
Act1
旁白：就在我们可爱的仲卿遭受家庭暴力时，JM已将这一切尽收耳底。
JM:I can!
Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L: I’m here! What’s up mum?
JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.
L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……
L: But……
JM: Never interrupt me!
L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all
day long, cooking and washing. I have raised ten soft thousands of pigs and cks and chicken and……
JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! Grandson! Where’s my grandson?
L: Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you? Go and ask your son. I’m leaving!
Act2
旁白：被婆婆赶出家门的兰芝一步一回头，三步两回头，无奈的回到了自己的家中。此时，LM正在家中跳舞，有请！
L: Mum, I’m back!
LM: You are back? Why? What happened?
L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM: See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor ,but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself……
L: But, mum……
LM: Never interrupt me!
L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM: Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said:” If your daughter. Haven’t been married, I really want to marry her! “Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)
L: What? The mayor’s son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood? What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
旁白：没有了兰芝的焦家很快陷入了窘境，JM只好让仲卿将兰芝找回。听说去兰芝家的路上常有强盗出没。
A: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree!
C: If you want to go by this street---
AB&C: Give us all your money!
旁白：据可靠史料记载，当时，这把刀离他的喉咙只有0.01公分！
J: Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me! I’ll give all my money to you! Is 1 mao enough?
A: What bad luck!
B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C: I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month. We can go and rob the wedding!
A&B: Good idea!
J: What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!
AB&C: Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!
J: But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet! I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? I’ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.
B: Have you got any experience?
J: No. But I’ve got this!
Act4
旁白：转眼已到了婚礼之期．太守之子意气风发的牵着新娘，兰芝盖着红盖头极不情愿跟在后边。
ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
A: The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree.
C: If you want to go by this street---
ABC＆J: Give us all your money!
L: Johnny! I miss you so much!
MS: Who are you and where are you from? Who rob my bride will be killed!
J: How dare you beat my wife! I will kill you!
J: Honey, how are you?
L: I hurt a lot!
J: Don’t cry baby. Eat this at once! I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L: Wait for me!
9. 5分钟英语短剧本，主题为WHO are you （4人+ 一旁白）
Who Are You
(It is deep dark in Saturday night. Someone is knocking on A's door.)
B: Knock, knock, knock...
A: I am coming.
(A is now playing cards with C and D)
C: Who is so late?
D: I would say it might be A's girlfriend.
(A opened the door, and it turned out B is such a gorgeous girl.)
A: Do I know you? Who are you? and whom are you looking for?
B: I am here to borrow you some nails.
A: But who are you?
B: I just moved to this neighbourhood, nice to meet you, my name is B.
A: Nice to meet you,too. No problem. Would you like to play cards with my friends C and D?
B: Yes.
C,D: Wow!! Who is she? Is she your girlfriend, A?
A: Stop kidding, B is my new neighbor.
C,D: Nice to meet you.
B: You, too.
A: Okay, let play cards.
(The four people play cards together)