睡美人剧本搞笑
我们班级演时用的剧本
Code Geass--- Sleeping Beauty
很久很久以前，这里有一座城堡。根据久远的传说，城堡中沉睡着一位美丽的公主。 我们的故事就此开始......
Chapter 1
曾经有一个王国。 王国的国王相当英明，百姓在王国愉快和平静地居住着。 一天，国王的第一个孩子来了到这个世界。 然而，他从未预料到公主将背负什么样的命运……
在公主的第一个生日时，国王举行了公主的盛大洗礼仪式并且几乎邀请了国内的所有仙女,但却漏了一个—她因为太久没有音讯而被忽略了.
(国王，皇后，仙女ABC携婴儿车上)
A&B&C： 尊敬的国王，作为我们给她的生日礼物,请让我们给予他祝福.
A：我祝福 她将拥有迷人的外表。
B：我祝福 她将拥有超群的智慧。
（被无视的仙女D上）
D：可恶的国王，你竟然不邀请本宫，这是蔑视，本宫很生气，后果很严重。我诅咒，她将在十六岁那年的成人礼上碰到了一个面具 之后死去！哦呵呵呵呵呵~~~~~
(D下)
国王（愕然地注视D下）
王后(倒在国王怀里 带哭腔地)：不…………
C:我的陛下,看来为了公主的生命，我不得不放弃初衷了。我祝福 公主不会因面具而死 但是会陷入无尽的长眠 直到命定之人出现并吻了她的面具 才能真正拯救她
国王（舒了一口气）：是么 太感谢了 现在 女士们 请帮助我把我的妻子态回寝室好吗 她实在是太重了
A&B&C（齐声）：好的 我的陛下
（国王和ABC三人众扶着王后下）
Chapter 2
15年一晃而过，昔日那位尚在襁褓中便已为诅咒所威胁的婴儿已经成长为了一位美丽的公主。在过去的15年中，为了她无忧无虑地生活，没有人再提起那个诅咒。国王为了保护公主，封杀了一切面具。而她也如人们所愿地快乐生活着。殊不知，随着公主16岁生日的临近，该来的还是来了……
（国王，王后上）
国王：各位朋友 各位来宾 今天是我女儿十六岁的生日 同时也是她的成人礼 我们要欢庆整夜 不醉不归
(国王下 下的时候掉出一个面具)
公主的生日宴会直到凌晨 宾客们才渐渐散去 而公主却因为过于兴奋而睡不着觉 于是便走出了卧室 在城堡中散步
（公主上）
公主(被面具吸引,好奇地):这个是什么啊?(走近,带上面具,昏沉沉地倒下)
诅咒应验了,公主进入了长眠……
（国王，王后上，快步奔至公主身边）
王后(倒在国王怀里 带哭腔地)：不…………
国王（语气悲痛）：哦不 我的女儿 你怎么了 你怎么了 该死的魔女 该死的诅咒 （气急败坏）来人 把公主抬去她的卧室 保护起来 把王后抬去静养 快点快点 我快撑不住了
（侍卫上）
侍卫：是
（众人下）
Chapter 3
公主的传说流传了下来。许多年过去了，城堡已被荆棘所笼罩，许多勇者试图进入这个城堡，却都没有成功—他们最终被荆棘所吞没.现在,又有一位勇者,正视着先烈尚未干尽的淋漓鲜血,直面着自己惨淡的人生,毅然地踏上了通向城堡的杂草丛生的道路……
(勇者A上)
勇者A(作眺望状):这就是那座传说中的城堡吗?我就要成为进入城堡的第一位勇士了, Wakakakakakaka (突然失声)啊……………………
（勇者A倒下）
（D上）
D（呵欠）啊……收尸真麻烦
Chapter 4
刚才的勇者倒下没多久，又有另一位王子踏上了通向城堡的道路，他披荆斩棘，终于来到了城堡前，但魔女悄然出现在了他的身后……
(王子上,D随后上)
王子(自言自语):只要进入那座城堡,就可以见到那位传说中的公主了吧.听说那位公主美貌无双 真是好期待啊
D(冷笑着走近):话虽这样说是没错,但可惜你是见不到了,哦呵呵呵呵~~~
王子(转身抽剑面对D):难道你就是那个给予了公主诅咒的魔女吗?为了为公主报仇,看剑!
D(抽出魔杖):冲动是魔鬼啊，年轻人，你确定你有这个本事吗?
(两人从台前打到幕后,幕落)
Final Chapter
王子与魔女正打得难解难分之时，不知不觉东方的朝阳已然升起，感到了光之力量的魔女消失在了清新的晨雾中，与此同时，城堡外笼罩的荆棘也似乎感到了某种力量，逐渐地向地面退缩。击退了D的王子步入了城堡，来到了公主的房间外
（公主躺在地上 王子上）
王子(轻轻地走近公主):这就是那位传说中美丽无边的公主吗?
（很激动，毫不犹豫地吻了面具）
随着王子的吻 公主幽幽醒转
（公主做起 背对观众）
王子：啊 美丽的公主 我终于从魔女的诅咒下救出你了 我能看一看你面具下的绝美容颜吗
公主（羞涩的）好
（王子摘下面具 愣住了）
公主（娇羞地）不要这样看人家啦
王子（站起 满脸愤慨的仰视天空 大吼）混账仙女 我鄙视你的审美观
从此 王子和公主幸福的生活在了一起
Ⅱ 《睡美人》的剧本
A long time ago and far away there lived a King and Queen .They was very happy, for their first child, a girl, had been born.
”We must have a grand christening for her," said the King, who was delighted to have a daughter.
"We must invite all the fairies of the kingdom to bless her," said the Queen.
"How many are there now?" asked the King.
"Twelve or thirteen," said his wife. "Send the invitations. We’ll soon find out."
There were twelve fairies, and they were all sent invitations. A thirteen fairy had not been heard of for so long that it was presumed that she was dead. No invitation was sent. The day of the christening was sunny and bright. The Princes was named Briar Rose, and the fairies began to give their gifts.
"She shall be beautiful, "said the first.
"She shall be wise,"said the second.
"She shall be good,” said the third.
"She shall be kind," said the fourth.
The gifts continued in this way, wishing all that was good for Briar Rose. Eleven of the twelve fairies had given their gifts when the room suddenly went dark. After a great flash of light a small dark figure stood in front of the King and Queen.
It was the thirteenth fairy.
"Why wasn’t I invited to the christening?" she screamed.
She was furious at being left out.
"All the fairies of the kingdom have given their blessings. Well, here’s mine for the Princess. On her sixteenth birthday she will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die."
Another flash of light and the fairy was gone.
"But we thought she was dead," said the King. "What can we do?"
The Queen was in tears.
The twelfth fairy stepped forward.
There is still my gift for Briar Rose," she said. "The fairy’s curse cannot be undone, but I can change it a little. She will fall into a deep sleep that will last one hundred years," There was a great hubbub in the hall as everyone discussed the events.
The following day the King issued a proclamation, ordering that all spinning wheels and spindles were to be destroyed. Throughout the land there were great fires as the spinning wheels were burned.
Over the years, the Princess grew into a lovely girl. All who met her were enchanted by her.
Eventually, the bad fairy’s wish was forgotten. All spinning wheels and spindles had been destroyed, so there
was no reminder. And the fairy was not heard of again.
And so, on Briar Rose’s sixteenth birthday, the King and Queen were e to arrive back from a far away visit.
There was to be a large birthday party for the Princess.
Briar Rose was wandering around the palace. Everyone was preparing for the party, so she could please herself where she went. As had never set foot in, she foot in, she decided to go exploring.
"I wonder what is in the great South Tower," she said. All the servants and courtiers wished her a happy birthday as she made her way across the palace.
That part of the palace was very old, and there were very few people there. The base of the tower was in a corridor. The entrance was a small, very solid looking door. The key was on the outside.
"It’s very stiff,"said the Princess, as she turned the key. "There! It’s open!"
Stairs led up the tower in front of her .She began to climb them.
Meanwhile, her parents had arrived back at the palace.
"Has anyone seen the Princess?" asked the King.
"Today is her sixteenth birthday-the day when the curse may fall. Somebody must know where she is."
Nearly everyone had seen her, but nobody knew where she had been going.
"She must be found," said the Queen. "If the prophecy is to come true, today is the day."
A search of the palace and the grounds began.
Meanwhile, the Princess had reached the top of the tower where there was another door. This time there was no key and the door was slightly open.
"There must be a wonderful view of the rest of the palace and grounds from the window, "said the Princess.
Then she heard a strange whirring sound. It was unlike anything that she had ever heard before.
She pushed the door open and went into the room. There, in the middle, sat an old woman working at a spinning wheel. Behind her was an enormous bed.
The wheel was making the noise.
"What are you doing?" asked Briar Rose. "I have never seen one of those before, what is it?"
"It is a spinning wheel, "said the old women, "Would you like to try it my dear?"
"Oh. May I?" asked Briar Rose.
She sat on the stool in front of the wheel and the wheel whirred round. As soon as she touched the spindle she pricked her finger. She fell to the floor in a deep sleep. The old woman, who was really the thirteenth fairy in disguise, picked her up and laid her on the bed.
At that moment, all over the place, people began to asleep. The cooks who were preparing for the party fell asleep over the stirring and tasting. The scullery maids fell asleep over the washing up. The laundry maid fell asleep while they sted, polished and prepared for the party.
The King and Queen, the courtiers and the guests fell asleep in the Great Hall. The guards fell asleep at their posts. The search parties looking for the Princess fell asleep while they searched- in the gardens, in the corridors, in the spare rooms, and some in the oldest part of the palace.
Even the flies fell asleep on the stable walls. The birds and the butterflies fell asleep in the palace the palace vegetable gardens. The gardeners and their helpers, who were busy chasing off the rabbit, fell asleep in mid-chase.
In the hearths the fires died down and the meat stopped cooking. The kitchen maid stopped plucking the chicken.
The entire palace fell asleep, along with the Princess.
A hedge of briar roses sprang up around the palace, protecting it from the outside world.
Years passed, and from time to time a King’s son would come to the famous briar hedge to try and find the mysterious sleeping Princess that the legend spoke of. But none got through. The hedge was too strong and the Princes were cut to bits.
A hundred years passed and the tale of the Sleeping Beauty, as the Princess was known, becomes a great legend. Very few people believed she existed.
One day a King’s son came to the nearby village.
"Legend says," an old man was speaking in the village square. "Legend says that the Princess lies asleep behind that great briar hedge just outside the village in my grandfather’s day, you could see the topmost turret of her tower, so they say."
The Prince stopped to listen. "Where can I find this hedge?”He asked.
"Just beyond the village, young sir, "said the old man.”If you’re going to try, you’ll need more luck than the other young men who have had a go."
"I shall try," said the Prince. "We have heard of Sleeping Beauty in my kingdom."
The Prince went to the hedge and held up his sword. He went to strike at the hedge, but where his sword met
the thorns, great roses bloomed instead. A path opened for him, for the one hundred years were up. The curse was lifting.
The hedge seemed to disappear before him.
He went through into the palace grounds, walking past the sleeping rabbits, birds and butterflies, and the gardeners at their work. The kitchens were full of cooks and maids who hadn’t moved for a hundred years --
They were all fast asleep. Even the King and Queen who were seated at the table in the Great Hall were sleeping soundly!
The Prince walked on through the palace, making his way to the tallest tower where he climbed the stairs and entered the tower room.
There on the bed he saw Briar Rose fast asleep.
"She is so lovely," he said, He had fallen completely in love with her. "How can I wake her?"
He leant over and gently kissed her.
Briar Rose’s eyelids flickered and she woke up. The first person she saw was the Prince and she fell in love with him.
Together they walked down to the Great Hall. The King and Queen were just waking up, when the Prince and Briar Rose entered.
The cooks in the kitchen woke up to carry on preparing the food and the chambermaids carried on with their work.
The party was still to be held, but it was an engagement party instead of a birthday party. The Prince and Briar Rose were to be married.
The hedge disappeared and the village saw the palace again and realized the legend had been true.
The bad fairy was never heard of again.
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以前，有个国王和王后一直没有孩子，他们为此非常伤心苦恼。有一天，王后正在河边散步，一条小鱼把头浮出水面对她说：
“你的愿望就会实现了，不久你就会生下一个女儿的。”过了一段时间，那条小鱼所预言的情况真的实现了，王后真的生下了一个非常漂亮的女儿。国王高兴得时时刻刻爱不释手，决定举行一个大型宴会。他不仅邀请了他的亲戚、朋友和外宾，
而且邀来了几乎所有的女巫师，让她们为他的女儿送来善良美好的祝愿。他的王国里一共有十三个女巫师，而他只有十二个金盘子来招待她们进餐，所以他只邀请了十二个女巫师，留下一个没有邀请。
盛大的宴会结束后，各位来宾都给这个小公主送上了最好的礼物。女巫师们一个送给她美德，另一个送给她美貌，还有一个送给她富有，她们把世人所希望的，世上所有的优点和期盼都送给了她。当第十一个女巫师刚刚为她祝福之后，第十三个女巫师，也就是那个没有被邀请的女巫师走了进来，她对没有被邀请感到非常愤怒，她要对此进行报复，要献上她恶毒的咒语。
所以她进来后就大声叫道：“国王的女儿在十五岁时会被一个纺锤弄伤，最后死去。”所有在场的人都大惊失色。可是第十二个女巫师还没有献上她的礼物，便走上前来说：“这个凶险的咒语的确会应验，但公主能够化险为夷。她不会死去，而只是昏睡过去，而且一睡就是一百年。”
国王为了不使他的女儿遭到那种不幸，命令将王国里的所有纺锤都收上来，又把它们全部销毁。随着时间的流逝，女巫师们的所有祝福都在公主身上应验了：她聪明美丽，性格温柔，举止优雅，真是人见人爱。但恰恰在她十五岁的那一天，国王和王后都不在家，公主单独一个人被留在王宫里。她在宫里到处穿来穿去，大小房间都看完了，最后，她来到了一个古老的宫楼。宫楼里面有一座很狭窄的楼梯，楼梯尽头有一扇门，门上插着一把金钥匙。当她转动金钥匙时，门一下子就弹开了，一个老太婆坐在里面在忙着纺纱。公主见了说道：“喂！老妈妈，您好！您这是在干什么呀？”“纺纱。”老太婆回答说，接着又点了点头。
“这小东西转起来真有意思！”说着，公主上前也想拿起纺锤纺纱，但她刚一碰到它，立即就倒在地上失去了知觉，以前的咒语真的应验了。
然而，她并没有死，只是倒在那里沉沉地睡去了。国王和王后正在这时回来了，他们刚走进大厅也跟着睡着了；马厩里的马，院子里的狗，屋顶上的鸽子，墙上的苍蝇，也都跟着睡着了；甚至连火炉里的火也停止燃烧入睡了；烧烤的肉不炸响了；厨师此刻正抓住一个做错了事的童工的头发，要给他一耳光，让他滚出去，他们两个也定在那儿睡过去了。所有的一切都不动了， 全都沉沉地睡去。
不久，王宫的四周长出了一道蒺藜组成的大篱笆，年复一年，它们越长越高，越长越茂密，最后竟将整座宫殿遮得严严实实，甚至连屋顶和烟囱也看不见了。
于是，关于这个王国流传开了这样一个传说，一个漂亮的正在睡觉的公主的传说，人们所说的公主其实就是国王的女儿。从那以后，有不少王子来探险，他们披荆斩棘想穿过树篱到王宫里去，但都没有成功，不是被蒺藜缠住就是被树丛跘倒在里面， 就像是有无数只手牢牢地抓住他们难以脱身一样，他们最终都痛苦地死去。
许多许多年过去了，一天，又有一位王子踏上了这块土地。一位老大爷向他讲起了蒺藜树丛的故事，说树篱之内有一座漂亮的王宫，王宫里有一位仙女般的公主，她的名字叫玫瑰公主，她和整座王宫及里面的人都在沉睡。他还说，他曾听他的爷爷谈起有许许多多的王子来过这儿，他们都想穿过树篱，但都被缠在里面死去了。听了这些，这位王子说：“所有这些都吓不倒我，我要看玫瑰公主去！”老人劝他不要去试，可他却坚持要去。
这天，时间正好过去了一百年，所以当王子来到树篱丛时，他看到的全是盛开着美丽花朵的灌木，他很轻松地就穿过了树篱。
随着他在前面走，身后树篱又密密地合拢了。最后，他到达了王宫，看见大院内狗躺在那儿沉睡，马厩里的马在沉睡，屋顶上的鸽子将头埋在翅膀下沉睡。他走进王宫内，看见墙上的苍蝇在沉睡，厨房里的厨师向上举着手，似乎是要打那童工一耳光，一个女仆手里抓着一只黑母鸡准备拔毛。
他继续向里寻去，一切都静得出奇，连自己的呼吸都清晰可闻。终于，他来到古老的宫楼，推开了玫瑰公主在的那个小房间的门。玫瑰公主睡得正香，她是那么美丽动人，他瞪大眼睛，连眨也舍不得眨一下，看着看着，禁不住俯下身去吻了她一下。就这一吻，玫瑰公主一下子苏醒过来，她张开双眼，微笑着充满深情地注视着他，王子抱着她一起走出了宫楼。
此刻，国王和王后也醒过来了，王宫里所有的人都醒过来了。他们怀着极大的好奇心互相凝视着，似乎还不明白到底发生了什么事情。马站了起来，摇摆着身体；狗儿欢跳不止，汪汪吠叫；鸽子由翅膀下抬起了头，昂首四顾，振翅飞向田野；墙上的苍蝇嗡嗡地飞了开去；厨房里的火又窜起了火苗开始烧饭，烧烤的肉又吱吱作响；厨师怒吼着扇了童工一个耳光；女仆继续给鸡拔毛，一切都恢复了往日的模样。不久，王子和玫瑰公主举行了盛大的结婚典礼，他们幸福欢乐地生活在一起，一直白头到老。
可以适当改一下，看情况而定
Ⅲ 英语话剧恶搞《睡美人》剧本
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Ⅳ 急需《睡美人》中文版话剧剧本
以前，有个国王和王后一直没有孩子，他们为此非常伤心苦恼。有一天，王后正在河边散步，一条小鱼把头浮出水面对她说：“你的愿望就会实现了，不久你就会生下一个女儿的。”过了一段时间，那条小鱼所预言的情况真的实现了，王后真的生下了一个非常漂亮的女儿。国王高兴得时时刻刻爱不释手，决定举行一个大型宴会。他不仅邀请了他的亲戚、朋友和外宾，而且邀来了几乎所有的女巫师，让她们为他的女儿送来善良美好的祝愿。他的王国里一共有十三个女巫师，而他只有十二个盘子来招待她们进餐，所以他只邀请了十二个女巫师，留下一个没有邀请。 盛大的宴会结束后，各位来宾都给这个小公主送上了最好的礼物。女巫师们一个送给她美德，另一个送给她美貌，还有一个送给她富有，她们把世人所希望的，世上所有的优点和期盼都送给了她。当第十一个女巫师刚刚为她祝福之后，第十三个女巫师，也就是那个没有被邀请的女巫师走了进来，她对没有被邀请感到非常愤怒，她要对此进行报复，要献上她恶毒的咒语。所以她进来后就大声叫道：“国王的女儿在十五岁时会被一个纺锤弄伤，最后死去。”所有在场的人都大惊失色。可是第十二个女巫师还没有献上她的礼物，便走上前来说：“这个凶险的咒语的确会应验，但公主能够化险为夷。她不会死去，而只是昏睡过去，而且一睡就是一百年。” 国王为了不使他的女儿遭到那种不幸，命令将王国里的所有纺锤都收上来，又把它们全部销毁。随着时间的流逝，女巫师们的所有祝福都在公主身上应验了：她聪明美丽，性格温柔，举止优雅，真是人见人爱。但恰恰在她十五岁的那一天，国王和王后都不在家，公主单独一个人被留在王宫里。她在宫里到处穿来穿去，大小房间都看完了，最后，她来到了一个古老的宫楼。宫楼里面有一座很狭窄的楼梯，楼梯尽头有一扇门，门上插着一把金钥匙。当她转动金钥匙时，门一下子就弹开了，一个老太婆坐在里面在忙着纺纱。公主见了说道：“喂！老妈妈，您好！您这是在干什么呀？”“纺纱。”老太婆回答说，接着又点了点头。 “这小东西转起来真有意思！”说着，公主上前也想拿起纺锤纺纱，但她刚一碰到它，立即就倒在地上失去了知觉，以前的咒语真的应验了。 然而，她并没有死，只是倒在那里沉沉地睡去了。国王和王后正在这时回来了，他们刚走进大厅也跟着睡着了；马厩里的马，院子里的狗，屋顶上的鸽子，墙上的苍蝇，也都跟着睡着了；甚至连火炉里的火也停止燃烧入睡了；烧烤的肉不炸响了；厨师此刻正抓住一个做错了事的童工的头发，要给他一耳光，让他滚出去，他们两个也定在那儿睡过去了。所有的一切都不动了，全都沉沉地睡去。 不久，王宫的四周长出了一道蒺藜组成的大篱笆，年复一年，它们越长越高，越长越茂密，最后竟将整座宫殿遮得严严实实，甚至连屋顶和烟囱也看不见了。 于是，关于这个王国流传开了这样一个传说，一个漂亮的正在睡觉的公主的传说，人们所说的公主其实就是国王的女儿。从那以后，有不少王子来探险，他们披荆斩棘想穿过树篱到王宫里去，但都没有成功，不是被蒺藜缠住就是被树丛跘倒在里面，就像是有无数只手牢牢地抓住他们难以脱身一样，他们最终都痛苦地死去。 许多许多年过去了，一天，又有一位王子踏上了这块土地。一位老大爷向他讲起了蒺藜树丛的故事，说树篱之内有一座漂亮的王宫，王宫里有一位仙女般的公主，她的名字叫玫瑰公主，她和整座王宫及里面的人都在沉睡。他还说，他曾听他的爷爷谈起有许许多多的王子来过这儿，他们都想穿过树篱，但都被缠在里面死去了。听了这些，这位王子说：“所有这些都吓不倒我，我要看玫瑰公主去！”老人劝他不要去试，可他却坚持要去。 这天，时间正好过去了一百年，所以当王子来到树篱丛时，他看到的全是盛开着美丽花朵的灌木，他很轻松地就穿过了树篱。随着他在前面走，身后树篱又密密地合拢了。最后，他到达了王宫，看见大院内狗躺在那儿沉睡，马厩里的马在沉睡，屋顶上的鸽子将头埋在翅膀下沉睡。他走进王宫内，看见墙上的苍蝇在沉睡，厨房里的厨师向上举着手，似乎是要打那童工一耳光，一个女仆手里抓着一只黑母鸡准备拔毛。 他继续向里寻去，一切都静得出奇，连自己的呼吸都清晰可闻。终于，他来到古老的宫楼，推开了玫瑰公主在的那个小房间的门。玫瑰公主睡得正香，她是那么美丽动人，他瞪大眼睛，连眨也舍不得眨一下，看着看着，禁不住俯下身去吻了她一下。就这一吻，玫瑰公主一下子苏醒过来，她张开双眼，微笑着充满深情地注视着他，王子抱着她一起走出了宫楼。 此刻，国王和王后也醒过来了，王宫里所有的人都醒过来了。他们怀着极大的好奇心互相凝视着，似乎还不明白到底发生了什么事情。马站了起来，摇摆着身体；狗儿欢跳不止，汪汪吠叫；鸽子由翅膀下抬起了头，昂首四顾，振翅飞向田野；墙上的苍蝇嗡嗡地飞了开去；厨房里的火又窜起了火苗开始烧饭，烧烤的肉又吱吱作响；厨师怒吼着扇了童工一个耳光；女仆继续给鸡拔毛，一切都恢复了往日的模样。不久，王子和玫瑰公主举行了盛大的结婚典礼，他们幸福欢乐地生活在一起，一直白头到老。
Ⅳ 求搞笑版睡美人剧本！
大家都知道睡美人的故事吧？美丽的公主在睡着时，王子要给她一个吻，把她唤醒。可如果在排话剧时，公主是十二星座宝宝扮演的，王子要吻她的一瞬，会发生什么有趣的事呢？
搞笑剧本：白羊座
王子正要吻上去，羊羊突然坐了起来：“呀！晚了！我和B剧团说好8：00到的！失陪了！”
王子看着羊羊远去的身影，真委屈呀！
搞笑剧本：金牛座
牛牛深情地看着扮演王子的演员：“你靠得住吗？既然你吻我，那我们结婚吧！”
王子一扭头：“导演！不说好了是演戏吗？！”
搞笑剧本：双子座
轻轻的闭着眼睛，嘴里念念有词，听听她在说什么：“‘王子’，你向左偏30度，向上0.5厘米，吻在额头中央那个半径为1.0厘米的圆内……”(王子汗)
搞笑剧本：巨蟹座
“等等！”巨蟹宝宝掏出个手机，“妈妈，我们排话剧，现在有个演员要吻我……哦，好的……好了，王子，你吻吧！”巨蟹宝宝重新躺下，安静的等着……-_-!
搞笑剧本：狮子座
“凭什么要我躺着，你弯腰吻我？现在我命令你：给我躺下！让我吻你！”
(喂！发威看个时候好不好？)
搞笑剧本：处女座
“啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”一声尖叫。全场人都吓傻了，不知发生了什么事。“你没刷牙就敢吻我！看！牙上还有韭菜！快去刷刷再回来吻我！”-_-!
搞笑剧本：天秤座
王子吻完了，正要直起腰，不想被枰枰也吻了一下：“你吻我，我也要吻你才公平……”
(这也要公平？)
搞笑剧本：天蝎座
蝎蝎想：“谁让你不还钱？栽我手里了吧？”
于是，任王子千吻万吻，蝎蝎自屹然不醒。
(王子：“我还钱还不成？你快醒醒吧~~~~~~~~”)
搞笑剧本：射手座
王子正在酝酿中……
射手起身“吧唧”一口
王子：“你干什么？”
射手：“等你太慢，我先来吧！”
导演：“？？没这词呀？？”
搞笑剧本：魔羯座
王子吻过，摩羯却不起来：“刚才那个不标准，重来！”
王子晕！
搞笑剧本：水瓶座
突然玩兴大发，在王子吻上的一瞬间，扮了个奇丑无比的鬼脸，王子惨叫一声，晕了过去……
搞笑剧本：双鱼座
被王子吻醒了，疲劳了一天的王子终于松了口气，不想——
鱼鱼：“我……我……为了艺术……被吻了……我不哭……没关系……不哭……”
夜晚，扮演王子的演员拎着半瓶二锅头，跪倒在路边，仰天长叹：“我的命怎么这么苦哇~~~~~~~~~”
Ⅵ 英语情景剧《睡美人》剧本
A long time ago and far away there lived a King and Queen .They was very happy, for their first child, a girl, had been born.
"We must have a grand christening for her," said the King, who was delighted to have a daughter.
"We must invite all the fairies of the kingdom to bless her," said the Queen.
"How many are there now?" asked the King.
"Twelve or thirteen," said his wife. "Send the invitations. We’ soon find out."
There were twelve fairies, and they were all sent invitations. A thirteen fairy had not been heard of for so long that it was presumed that she was dead. No invitation was sent. The day of the christening was sunny and bright. The Princes was named Briar Rose, and the fairies began to give their gifts.
"She shall be beautiful, "said the first.
"She shall be wise,"said the second.
"She shall be good,” said the third.
"She shall be kind," said the fourth.
The gifts continued in this way, wishing all that was good for Briar Rose. Eleven of the twelve fairies had given their gifts when the room suddenly went dark. After a great flash of light a small dark figure stood in front of the King and Queen.
It was the thirteenth fairy.
"Why wasn’t I invited to the christening?" she screamed.
She was furious at being left out.
"All the fairies of the kingdom have given their blessings. Well, here’s mine for the Princess. On her sixteenth birthday she will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die."
Another flash of light and the fairy was gone.
"But we thought she was dead," said the King. "What can we do?"
The Queen was in tears.
The twelfth fairy stepped forward.
There is still my gift for Briar Rose," she said. "The fairy’s curse cannot be undone, but I can change it a little. She will fall into a deep sleep that will last one hundred years," There was a great hubbub in the hall as everyone discussed the events.
The following day the King issued a proclamation, ordering that all spinning wheels and spindles were to be destroyed. Throughout the land there were great fires as the spinning wheels were burned.
Over the years, the Princess grew into a lovely girl. All who met her were enchanted by her.
Eventually, the bad fairy’s wish was forgotten. All spinning wheels and spindles had been destroyed, so there
was no reminder. And the fairy was not heard of again.
And so, on Briar Rose’s sixteenth birthday, the King and Queen were e to arrive back from a far away visit.
There was to be a large birthday party for the Princess.
Briar Rose was wandering around the palace. Everyone was preparing for the party, so she could please herself where she went. As had never set foot in, she foot in, she decided to go exploring.
"I wonder what is in the great South Tower," she said. All the servants and courtiers wished her a happy birthday as she made her way across the palace.
That part of the palace was very old, and there were very few people there. The base of the tower was in a corridor. The entrance was a small, very solid looking door. The key was on the outside.
"It’s very stiff,"said the Princess, as she turned the key. "There! It’s open!"
Stairs led up the tower in front of her .She began to climb them.
Meanwhile, her parents had arrived back at the palace.
"Has anyone seen the Princess?" asked the King.
"Today is her sixteenth birthday-the day when the curse may fall. Somebody must know where she is."
Nearly everyone had seen her, but nobody knew where she had been going.
"She must be found," said the Queen. "If the prophecy is to come true, today is the day."
A search of the palace and the grounds began.
Meanwhile, the Princess had reached the top of the tower where there was another door. This time there was no key and the door was slightly open.
"There must be a wonderful view of the rest of the palace and grounds from the window, "said the Princess.
Then she heard a strange whirring sound. It was unlike anything that she had ever heard before.
She pushed the door open and went into the room. There, in the middle, sat an old woman working at a spinning wheel. Behind her was an enormous bed.
The wheel was making the noise.
"What are you doing?" asked Briar Rose. "I have never seen one of those before, what is it?"
"It is a spinning wheel, "said the old women, "Would you like to try it my dear?"
"Oh. May I?" asked Briar Rose.
She sat on the stool in front of the wheel and the wheel whirred round. As soon as she touched the spindle she pricked her finger. She fell to the floor in a deep sleep. The old woman, who was really the thirteenth fairy in disguise, picked her up and laid her on the bed.
At that moment, all over the place, people began to asleep. The cooks who were preparing for the party fell asleep over the stirring and tasting. The scullery maids fell asleep over the washing up. The laundry maid fell asleep while they sted, polished and prepared for the party.
The King and Queen, the courtiers and the guests fell asleep in the Great Hall. The guards fell asleep at their posts. The search parties looking for the Princess fell asleep while they searched- in the gardens, in the corridors, in the spare rooms, and some in the oldest part of the palace.
Even the flies fell asleep on the stable walls. The birds and the butterflies fell asleep in the palace the palace vegetable gardens. The gardeners and their helpers, who were busy chasing off the rabbit, fell asleep in mid-chase.
In the hearths the fires died down and the meat stopped cooking. The kitchen maid stopped plucking the chicken.
The entire palace fell asleep, along with the Princess.
A hedge of briar roses sprang up around the palace, protecting it from the outside world.
Years passed, and from time to time a King’s son would come to the famous briar hedge to try and find the mysterious sleeping Princess that the legend spoke of. But none got through. The hedge was too strong and the Princes were cut to bits.
A hundred years passed and the tale of the Sleeping Beauty, as the Princess was known, becomes a great legend. Very few people believed she existed.
One day a King’s son came to the nearby village.
"Legend says," an old man was speaking in the village square. "Legend says that the Princess lies asleep behind that great briar hedge just outside the village in my grandfather’s day, you could see the topmost turret of her tower, so they say."
The Prince stopped to listen. "Where can I find this hedge?”He asked.
"Just beyond the village, young sir, "said the old man.”If you’re going to try, you’ll need more luck than the other young men who have had a go."
"I shall try," said the Prince. "We have heard of Sleeping Beauty in my kingdom."
The Prince went to the hedge and held up his sword. He went to strike at the hedge, but where his sword met
the thorns, great roses bloomed instead. A path opened for him, for the one hundred years were up. The curse was lifting.
The hedge seemed to disappear before him.
He went through into the palace grounds, walking past the sleeping rabbits, birds and butterflies, and the gardeners at their work. The kitchens were full of cooks and maids who hadn’t moved for a hundred years --
They were all fast asleep. Even the King and Queen who were seated at the table in the Great Hall were sleeping soundly!
The Prince walked on through the palace, making his way to the tallest tower where he climbed the stairs and entered the tower room.
There on the bed he saw Briar Rose fast asleep.
"She is so lovely," he said, He had fallen completely in love with her. "How can I wake her?"
He leant over and gently kissed her.
Briar Rose’s eyelids flickered and she woke up. The first person she saw was the Prince and she fell in love with him.
Together they walked down to the Great Hall. The King and Queen were just waking up, when the Prince and Briar Rose entered.
The cooks in the kitchen woke up to carry on preparing the food and the chambermaids carried on with their work.
The party was still to be held, but it was an engagement party instead of a birthday party. The Prince and Briar Rose were to be married.
The hedge disappeared and the village saw the palace again and realized the legend had been true.
The bad fairy was never heard of again.
Ⅶ 睡美人剧本（要和原著基本相同）
原著你应该了解，不多说。
首先说下道具：各个人物的衣服，王后公主仙女巫婆都要专连衣裙，仙女和巫属婆弄几条床单当披风；国王王后仙女头上要带王冠和高尖帽子，用纸糊的，再拿锡纸包装下；仙女还要有星星棒，一般饰品店会有卖；巫婆要把扫帚；纺车可以用辆自行车，倒过来放，纺锤用螺丝钉；王子的帽子上要插跟羽毛；王子的剑就看谁的家长有练剑的拿来用下，盾牌用大纸板；再买些塑料花和叶，要那种一条一条的当挡住王子的蔷薇。
其次说下表演方式：我推荐用话剧的形式表演，分几幕。要更换场景的时候请两个同学弄条床单举起当幕布。还要有白话，就是负责在两幕之间把你们表演不到的地方说出来的人。
最重要的一点是大家要群策群力，毕竟人多力量大。剧本尽量简单，把意思表演到即可，不要追求原汁原味，因为我们办不到。还有，不要说自己是学生，太困难弄不好，其实学生才是最富创造力的群体，首先要相信自己，事情才能办好。我建议宴会的食物用几盘糖果代替，演完了可以分给全班同学吃。
有付出才会有回报，我说的比较简略，细节还是要你们排练起来去找完美的方式。希望你们能成功，放开来演，不要害羞，让你们八年级的学习生活有个美好的回忆~·
Ⅷ 求小品《睡美人》的剧本
51Test以前，有个国王和王后一直没有孩子，他们为此非常伤心苦恼。有一天，王后正在河边散步，一条小鱼把头浮出水面对她说：“你的愿望就会实现了，不久你就会生下一个女儿的。”过了一段时间，那条小鱼所预言的情况真的实现了，王后真的生下了一个非常漂亮的女儿。国王高兴得时时刻刻爱不释手，决定举行一个大型宴会。他不仅邀请了他的亲戚、朋友和外宾，而且邀来了几乎所有的女巫师，让她们为他的女儿送来善良美好的祝愿。他的王国里一共有十三个女巫师，而他只有十二个金盘子来招待她们进餐，所以他只邀请了十二个女巫师，留下一个没有邀请。
51Test盛大的宴会结束后，各位来宾都给这个小公主送上了最好的礼物。女巫师们一个送给她美德，另一个送给她美貌，还有一个送给她富有，她们把世人所希望的，世上所有的优点和期盼都送给了她。当第十一个女巫师刚刚为她祝福之后，第十三个女巫师，也就是那个没有被邀请的女巫师走了进来，她对没有被邀请感到非常愤怒，她要对此进行报复，要献上她恶毒的咒语。所以她进来后就大声叫道：“国王的女儿在十五岁时会被一个纺锤弄伤，最后死去。”所有在场的人都大惊失色。可是第十二个女巫师还没有献上她的礼物，便走上前来说：“这个凶险的咒语的确会应验，但公主能够化险为夷。她不会死去，而只是昏睡过去，而且一睡就是一百年。”
51Test国王为了不使他的女儿遭到那种不幸，命令将王国里的所有纺锤都收上来，又把它们全部销毁。随着时间的流逝，女巫师们的所有祝福都在公主身上应验了：她聪明美丽，性格温柔，举止优雅，真是人见人爱。但恰恰在她十五岁的那一天，国王和王后都不在家，公主单独一个人被留在王宫里。她在宫里到处穿来穿去，大小房间都看完了，最后，她来到了一个古老的宫楼。宫楼里面有一座很狭窄的楼梯，楼梯尽头有一扇门，门上插着一把金钥匙。当她转动金钥匙时，门一下子就弹开了，一个老太婆坐在里面在忙着纺纱。公主见了说道：“喂！老妈妈，您好！您这是在干什么呀？”“纺纱。”老太婆回答说，接着又点了点头。
51Test“这小东西转起来真有意思！”说着，公主上前也想拿起纺锤纺纱，但她刚一碰到它，立即就倒在地上失去了知觉，以前的咒语真的应验了。
51Test然而，她并没有死，只是倒在那里沉沉地睡去了。国王和王后正在这时回来了，他们刚走进大厅也跟着睡着了；马厩里的马，院子里的狗，屋顶上的鸽子，墙上的苍蝇，也都跟着睡着了；甚至连火炉里的火也停止燃烧入睡了；烧烤的肉不炸响了；厨师此刻正抓住一个做错了事的童工的头发，要给他一耳光，让他滚出去，他们两个也定在那儿睡过去了。所有的一切都不动了，全都沉沉地睡去。
51Test不久，王宫的四周长出了一道蒺藜组成的大篱笆，年复一年，它们越长越高，越长越茂密，最后竟将整座宫殿遮得严严实实，甚至连屋顶和烟囱也看不见了。
51Test于是，关于这个王国流传开了这样一个传说，一个漂亮的正在睡觉的公主的传说，人们所说的公主其实就是国王的女儿。从那以后，有不少王子来探险，他们披荆斩棘想穿过树篱到王宫里去，但都没有成功，不是被蒺藜缠住就是被树丛跘倒在里面，就像是有无数只手牢牢地抓住他们难以脱身一样，他们最终都痛苦地死去。
51Test许多许多年过去了，一天，又有一位王子踏上了这块土地。一位老大爷向他讲起了蒺藜树丛的故事，说树篱之内有一座漂亮的王宫，王宫里有一位仙女般的公主，她的名字叫玫瑰公主，她和整座王宫及里面的人都在沉睡。他还说，他曾听他的爷爷谈起有许许多多的王子来过这儿，他们都想穿过树篱，但都被缠在里面死去了。听了这些，这位王子说：“所有这些都吓不倒我，我要看玫瑰公主去！”老人劝他不要去试，可他却坚持要去。
51Test这天，时间正好过去了一百年，所以当王子来到树篱丛时，他看到的全是盛开着美丽花朵的灌木，他很轻松地就穿过了树篱。随着他在前面走，身后树篱又密密地合拢了。最后，他到达了王宫，看见大院内狗躺在那儿沉睡，马厩里的马在沉睡，屋顶上的鸽子将头埋在翅膀下沉睡。他走进王宫内，看见墙上的苍蝇在沉睡，厨房里的厨师向上举着手，似乎是要打那童工一耳光，一个女仆手里抓着一只黑母鸡准备拔毛。
51Test他继续向里寻去，一切都静得出奇，连自己的呼吸都清晰可闻。终于，他来到古老的宫楼，推开了玫瑰公主在的那个小房间的门。玫瑰公主睡得正香，她是那么美丽动人，他瞪大眼睛，连眨也舍不得眨一下，看着看着，禁不住俯下身去吻了她一下。就这一吻，玫瑰公主一下子苏醒过来，她张开双眼，微笑着充满深情地注视着他，王子抱着她一起走出了宫楼。
51Test此刻，国王和王后也醒过来了，王宫里所有的人都醒过来了。他们怀着极大的好奇心互相凝视着，似乎还不明白到底发生了什么事情。马站了起来，摇摆着身体；狗儿欢跳不止，汪汪吠叫；鸽子由翅膀下抬起了头，昂首四顾，振翅飞向田野；墙上的苍蝇嗡嗡地飞了开去；厨房里的火又窜起了火苗开始烧饭，烧烤的肉又吱吱作响；厨师怒吼着扇了童工一个耳光；女仆继续给鸡拔毛，一切都恢复了往日的模样。不久，王子和玫瑰公主举行了盛大的结婚典礼，他们幸福欢乐地生活在一起，一直白头到老。
Ⅸ 睡美人搞笑版剧本
不明白?!!!!!!!
我没哭
小汤姆在家娇养惯了，好不容易捱到了上学年龄，妈妈送他到
学校上学。
第一天上学回家，妈妈担心地问汤姆：
“在学校好吗？没有哭吧！”
汤姆回答：
“我才没有哭呢！我把老师弄哭了。”
一天例外
老师批评约翰道：“你每天都逃课，在过去的一周内，你没有一
天是守纪律的，叫我怎么说呢？”
“有一天是守纪律的。”约翰说。
“哪一天？”
“星期天。”
专人烦恼的事
“伊日是班上最淘气的孩子，”班主任对女教师诉苦，“最让人
烦恼的事是，这孩子从来不旷课。”
猜错了
老师：“你为什么总是不洗脸？你瞧，连你今天早餐的残渣还挂
在脸上。”
学生：“那您说我早上吃的是什么？”
老师：“果酱面包。”
学生：“您说错了，那是昨天早上吃的。”
学生的提问
调皮的布朗因上课常开小差，在老师的提问面前总是哑口无
言，所以被同学们称为“不知道先生”。
有一次，布朗想报复一下老师，所以问：“我看见一样东西，没
有腿，从厨房的地板上溜过，老师，你说那是什么呢？”
老师想来想去，终于说“不知道”。
布朗一本正经解释道：“那是水。”
数到100再说
某冬日。上课了，伊万老师背靠教室壁炉站着，对学生们说：
“说话前要多考虑，至少要数到50下才说，重要的话要数到100
下。”
学生们争先恐后地数起来，最后不约而同地爆发出：“99、100
老师的衣服着火了！”
也有得意处
市长视察一所中学，看见一个学生手中提着一只火鸡。市长问
他从哪儿搞来的。
“刚刚偷的。”学生答道。
陪同视察的校长反应很快。立刻得意地说：“看，我们教育的
学生尽管有些坏毛病，但绝不说谎。”
太不公平
教师要两个不守纪律的孩子放晚学后留下来，把各自的名字
写100遍。一分孩子写完后并回家了好久，另一个还在写着，教师
问道：“究竟是怎么回事？”
孩子呜咽着回答：“这实在是不公平！他的名字叫汉靳·佛
兰克，而我却叫默罕默德·阿里·扎卢尔·炳·哈声·易卜拉西德
?????????
倒数第二
父亲：“维克多，听老师说你是班上最坏的学生，你不觉得害臊
吗？”
维克多：“不。昨天最坏的一个学生转到另一所学校去了，这能
怨我吗？”
歪 理
下课了，一个调皮的男学生躲到学校的一角抽起了香烟。这
时，一位不认识的女教师刚好走过来，她看到了他在抽烟，便走过
去谴责道：“学生是不准抽烟的，你抽烟爸爸知道吗？”
谁知这男孩竟立刻装着大人腔还击道：“你在半路上和陌生
男人说话，你丈夫同意吗？”
如法炮制
在医学院的一次实验考试中，学生们必须通过显微镜细看虱
子、跳蚤和臭虫的腿部，辨认出这些寄生虫的标本：有一位学生一
样也没认出来来。他离开实验室时，教授在后面喊道：“你还没告诉
我你的名字呢。”那位学生回头，打开门，伸出他的腿。”那好吧，老
师，”他反问道：“你说我是谁？”
让针掉下来
“现在，教室里保持绝对的安静，要让一根针掉在地上的声
音也能听见……”
过了一会，一位学生小声问：“老师，我让一根针掉在地上了，
你听见了吗？”
天才儿童
老师：“小明，你用‘果然’这个词造个句子。”
小明：“先吃水‘果’，‘然’后再喝汽水……”
老师：“不对，不对，不能将‘果’与‘然’两个字分开！”
小明：“老师别急，我还没有说完，整个句子是——先吃水果，
然后再喝汽水，果然拉肚子。”
直角
老师：“这道几何题你未经证明，怎么得出这个角是直角的
呢？”
学生：“我用量角器量过了。”
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生活小贴士：玩电脑时间长了，最好揉揉眼睛休息一看 ，出去看看天空。用完记得洗手\洗脸\
Ⅹ 我要开同学聚会，里面有一个《睡美人》的话剧，台词要弄得搞笑一些，哪位高人来帮忙一下
我没写过剧本,不过我建议你可以参考怪物史莱克1 里面的一段,史莱克去救版fiona公主(情景和睡美人是一样的),也是挺权搞笑的.
我当时用这个电影做过配音比赛,效果很好.
还有一个电影是安妮海瑟薇演的灰姑娘(不记得是不是这个名字,但是内容是的),也可借鉴.