英语剧本范文
⑴ 英语剧本
http://www.jiaguwen163.com/Article/xiaopinxiangsheng/yingyujuben/Index.htm
到这个抄网站袭看看
然后模访一下吧！
⑵ 求一篇英文短剧剧本
http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/ 这个网站上有，五个人的，六个人的，都是一些话剧，可以根据自己的需要选v 英文剧本 Legend of phoenix (2007-09-06 21:36:03)
v 英文电影剧本 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2007-09-06 21:35:00)
v 英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money (2007-06-30 10:48:31)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 (2007-03-30 12:03:58)
v 《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） (2007-03-30 12:03:58)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本买药 (2007-03-30 12:03:57)
v 英语小品剧本 -- The Pocket Money (2007-03-30 12:03:57)
v 英语小剧本-----小红帽 (2007-03-30 12:03:56)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 貂禅 (2007-03-30 12:03:56)
v 英语表演剧本--小狮子找食物 (2007-03-30 12:03:54)
v 英语童话剧：白雪公主<剧本> (2007-03-30 12:03:54)
v 英语小品剧本-- 英语剧本买药 (2007-03-30 12:03:53)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本 魔豆 (2007-03-30 12:03:53)
v 英语小品剧本 -- Big words of western tour （大话西游） (2007-03-30 12:03:52)
v 英语小品剧本 -- Learn to love (2007-03-30 12:03:52)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 防空洞英文剧本 (2007-03-30 12:03:51)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 男孩和他的树>----中英文 (2007-03-30 12:03:51)
v 英语小品 Another day in paradise (2007-03-30 12:03:50)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧剧本●傻子春天 (2007-03-30 12:03:50)
v 英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (2007-03-30 12:03:49)
v 英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） (2007-03-30 12:03:49)
v 英语小品剧本 -- The Gifts （礼物） (2007-03-30 12:03:47)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） (2007-03-30 12:03:47)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本 (2007-03-30 12:03:46)
v 英语小品剧本 -- THE MASK 面膜 (2007-03-30 12:03:46
⑶ 英语剧本怎么写啊
呵呵，你也喜欢以小品做为节目演出啊！我为你喜欢相声小品这样的 中国传统文化感到高兴！ 记住不要完全模仿别人的，自己一定要有点创新才行！那样能让大家接受，最好是加入你身边的事情的元素 按你的要求我帮你找了几个，我怕只找一个万一你觉得不合适，所以多找了几个备用的 如果要4个人或者4个以上的人，就把我给你的剧本拆开，分成4个人的台词就OK了哦，。呵呵 再加上点你们学校的事，那就太完美了呵呵,如果能帮的上你那我当然也开心了~如果没能帮到你的话只能说抱歉了呵呵，小7祝你早点找到合适的剧本！ 并且演出成功！ A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but....sir....please listen to me..... B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english...... F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.
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⑷ 英语短篇剧本
重复字符多，发不上去，楼主自己看，给你地址，你可以压缩一下，很适合六一的
http://hi..com/huge/blog/item/2412213fb57225ec54e723eb.html
⑸ 英语剧本
How to Take Medicine
For quick relief of upset stomach or acid indigestion caused from too much to eat or drink, drop two tablets in an eight-ounce glass of water. Make sure that the tablets have dissolved completely before drinking the preparation. Repeat in six hours for maximum relief. Do not take more than four tablets in a twenty-four-hour period. Each tablet contains aspirin, sodium bicarbonate, and citric acid. If you are on a sodium-restricted diet, do not take this medication except under the advice and supervision of your doctor. Not recommended for children under twelve years old or alts over sixty-five.
语音讲解：http://image2.sina.com.cn/e/en/2003-08-15/3_42-31-916-582_2003081515838.rm
The hands of monkey
Few animals other than monkeys have hand-like paws. The monkey, like man, has an opposable thumb-that is, it can place its thumb opposite its other fingers. By pressing its first finger against its thumb, a monkey can pick up things as tiny as a flea(跳蚤). Because other animals lack this thumb, it is difficult for them to pick up small things and carry them.
The monkey's ability to grasp rice with its paw often leads to its capture. Hunters lay a coconut(椰子) with a handful of rice, leaving a hole in the shell of the nut. The monkey has no trouble sliding its paw through the hole. But it can't draw the paw out while it is holding a fistful of rice.
Since it is often too stupid or greedy(贪婪) to open its hand, the monkey is unable to free itself from this simple trap(陷阱).
语音讲解：http://e.sina.com.cn/en/2003-08-08/3_42-31-916-442_2003080813202.rm
⑹ 英语话剧剧本（短篇)
英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.
F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.
旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..
正剧：(P,K出场)
P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.
K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)
P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品
Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)
K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’.(作充满自信状)
P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!
K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)
P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’.
P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)
K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)
P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.
P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)
K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)
K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)
P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)
K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)
P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)
K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M:Really.Idon’,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?
F:No,Ihaven’t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?
M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?
K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)
M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?
P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)
P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)
M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)
P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)
M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)
P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)
M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!
K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)
M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!
毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
⑺ 求英语短剧的剧本！
Characters: (In the order of appearance)
Jerry as Michael (M)
Li as Alex (A)
Mark as Chris (C)
Vincent as Waiter (W)
The three emotions we express in this play: victorious, disgusted and confused
SCENE 1
(In the Railway Station)
M: Alex, Chris! You are back!
A&C: Michael! Oh, thank you for picking us here. We're so glad to see you!
M: Me too. Congratulations to your victory in the national final competition! It must be an exciting moment when you heard that you get the golden medals, isn't it?
A: Yes. I just can't believe that we defeated all other competitors! Right, Chris?
C: Yes, it was really amazing. You know, just in one second, you became the winner, and you became the elite. It happened so sudden that I wondered whether I was dreaming.
M: Well, you guys will soon find that you're not dreaming. Now you're the idols of all the students in the university! I think you can attend the American Idol now!
A: Oh, please, I don't want to be idol…
C: (Interrupt): Yes, because you're not an American idol, you're just "Alex idiot".
A: Hey, Chris! (All of them laugh)
M: Ok, guys, it's getting late. You must be hungry after 23-hours trip. What about going to have dinner first?
C: That sounds great to me. What about you, Alex?
A: I'm starving. Let's go.
SCENE 2
(In the restaurant)
A: We've sit here for five minutes, and no waiter comes!
M: Come on, Alex, have patience. Maybe they're just too busy to serve us.
C: Really? I don't think they're busy. Look at those two waiters, they're laughing, but not working! Hey! You! Come here! (A second) Please bring us the menus.
W: OK, sir. Here you are, sir.
A: You see, we have three people here. Can you bring two more menus for us?
W: Sorry, sir. We don't have extra menus.
C: Oh, you don't? Then what's that? (Point to the other table) Don't tell me that's not menu.
W: It is, sir. But it belongs to that table.M: But we can't see anyone having dinner there.
W: Yes, but…
C: Don't say any "but" to me. Now, you bring the menus to us, or we bring the complaints to your boss.
W: OK, here you are, sir.
(They order the food)
SCENE 3
(30 minutes later)
A: I'm starving! Where's our food? Waiter!
W: Yes, sir?
M: We give the order 30 minutes ago, but nothing is served still. Can you ask the kitchen to cook faster?
W: Oh, they cook fast, very fast. But your food is not easy to cook, it needs more time. You should be patience.
C: We should be patience? Yes, we are patience, we are patience enough to wait for the mother pig giving birth to the baby pig, we are patience enough to wait for the baby pig growing up, and we are patience enough to wait for the grown pig being killed and becoming my pork steak! Now, give you five minutes. If we can't see our food in five minutes, we will give our patience to another better-served restaurant!
W: OK, sir. Please wait a second.
SCENE 4
(The food is being served)
M: I ordered the Cappuccino, but what's this? Coca Cola?
W: Exactly, it's Pepsi Cola.
M: I don't care what kind of cola it is, what I want is coffee, not cola!
W: Well, sir, they share the same color. And I think cola tastes better…
C: Great, and rabbit and rat share the same letters. So why don't you give me a rat if I order the rabbit? Jesus! Ridiculous!
A: I can't stand this stupid restaurant and this idiotic waiter any more. Chris, Michael, let's go.
C&M: Right, let's go.
SCENE 5
(Outside the restaurant)
A: I can't believe that is a restaurant. I'd rather say that it's a psychiatric hospital!
M: Yes, that's terrible! How can it survive in the market economics?
C: The important thing is how can it survive in Guangzhou? This city is going to hold the Asian Game in 2010. If there're some more restaurants like this, what will the foreign people think about Guangzhou and China?
A, C&M: (Sigh)
⑻ 英语短剧 剧本 5分钟左右
《六人行》比较好
可以看看
比较幽默
一个场景也比较短
可以到下面这个网址下对白。
http://www.gotwavs.com/TV_Shows/Friends.shtml