英文相亲剧本
Ⅰ 相亲剧本
兄弟我帮你编造一个
人物设定 潮流女 29岁未婚大龄女青年 姓名 胡涂涂 职业一个外企职员 善良 有些小资 虚荣 爱情的口头禅 宁缺毋滥 目前的婚姻状态 我不是相亲而是走在相亲的路上
男32岁 姓名 弥大壶 是 一个出自农村的孩子 学历和阅历 见过许多市面 毕业后在农业科技方面有一些构思和成就 后回到家乡办厂 带动了家乡的建设 属于成功人士
但为人忠厚低调 却不失幽默
这次相亲是通过自己的妹妹认识的
妹妹 27岁 弥小壶 已婚 是胡涂涂的同事 一边因为自己的哥哥婚姻大事着急 一边又想让自己的朋友胡成为自己的嫂子 因为她知道 胡是个好女孩 人总是有一些缺点的
还有一个较色是大嘴巴 梅超速 男 是 弥大壶的司机 这个角色一定要把握好
之前每个人的心态 大概是这样
相亲女 不得已抱着试试的态度 因为是自己的好朋友介绍的
相亲男 想找到一个善良的不为名利懂得爱情的女人
所以会隐藏自己的真实身份 穿了件随意的衣服 但看起来很土很傻
媒人 知道自己哥哥想隐瞒身份 只能一边装傻一边调节气氛 察言观色
司机 在中间部分出现就行了 他没脑子 不需要有什么想法
场地类似一个高级餐厅 首先上场的是女方 和男方的妹妹 他们要有一些思想活动表现 主要体现期望高 后来需要男方出现 女方失望落差极大
谈话中的内容自己编 现实两个人有些摩擦 但男人说了一番话 这个要自己编 让女人一下子就感觉这话有道理 是自己的高傲 然后两个人开始单独的聊一聊
但始终没有知道男人的地位 后来司机来了穿的要比老板好 哈哈 最后要穿帮 圆满一点 我太着急了 工作了不帮你了 自己想
Ⅱ 谁能帮我编个英语剧本！像《非诚勿扰》那样的相亲节目！我们有六个女生一个男生！
It's so hard to write the program script,and will be spend so much time and energy
SO I think nobody can help you in here
I just suggest you better do the work with your team。
Ⅲ 英语话剧剧本
英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
威尼斯商人是由英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是具有讽刺意味的喜剧。 大约在1596年至1597年间制作的。
该剧的情节通过三个线索得以展现：一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式；另一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式。 一个是杰西卡和罗兰多的爱与私奔。
5、《鸟》
“鸟”是阿里斯托芬斯（公元前414年）的杰作之一，它是唯一一部以神话和幻想为主题的喜剧。 在剧中，两个雅典人和一群鸟儿在天地之间建立了“云端国家”。 国家是理想的社会，贫富不分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
Ⅳ 求一篇英文短剧剧本
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Ⅳ 小学生英语见面对话剧本范文带翻译
首次见面英文对话
Marry: 波特女士，让我来为您介绍一下我的上司史密斯先生。
Marry: Ms. Port, let me introce my boss, Mr. Smith to you.
Ms. Port: 史密斯先生，很高兴认识您。
Ms. Port: Nice to meet you, Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith: 认识您我也很高兴。
Mr. Smith: Nice to meet you, too.
Ms. Port: 您来加拿大多长时间了?
Ms. Port: How long have you been in Canada?
Mr. Smith: 上星期刚来。
Mr. Smith: I just arrived last week.
Ms. Port: 您来这是工作还是游玩?
Ms. Port: Are you here on business or for pleasure?
Mr. Smith: 我是来工作的。
Mr. Smith: I’m here on business.
Ms. Port: 你习惯加拿大的生活了吗?
Ms. Port: Are you used to life in Canada?
Mr. Smith: 没有，还不习惯。
Mr. Smith: No, not yet.
Ms. Port: 别客气，像在自己家一样。
Ms. Port: Please feel free to make yourself at home.
Ⅵ 短篇爱情故事 英文剧本
Once upon a time, there was a young man, he every day uphill hunting, hit a beast. But one day, beast: no, only those lovely sika deer. In order to live, he desperate to pursue a sika deer, he ran after the cliffs, ready to play. Sika deer suddenly into a beautiful woman. What a beautiful woman told him, and he and her generation margin over yet, so the jade emperor let the woman become a sika deer and that young affinity. Later, they got married, also meet gave birth to a pair of twin births, and they lived a happy life.
Ⅶ 推荐英文短剧剧本
荆轲刺秦王吧 我们刚演过 效果很好
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）
I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
The End
Ⅷ 用英语写一段1975年的相亲对话
光是背口语教材是远远不够的，因为你不见得会有那么好运气：每次与人交流时对白都会跟书上一模一样。所以在熟背句型的同时，还要学会如何把这些句型消化吸收，化为己用。 很多人都会说：多开口！其实他们无法想象这对那些从未开口说英语的人来说是多么困难：他们不知道该说什么，有的人会老半天一个字都憋不出，“开口”对他们来说无异于是一种折磨。因此信心屡屡受挫，造成畏难心理。 如何才能把所学化为所用呢？复述就是一个好办法。找一些简单短小的故事来复述。 这个过程对有的人会很简单，而有的人就会觉得很难。你让他“用自己的话”来复述课文，他同样也会老半天憋不出一个字，因为他还没能把所学的句型融会贯通为“自己的话”，这时不要硬来（那样会觉得自己又笨又没用， 更加不想学），要降低难度：选取那些后面附有问题的文章或课文（如新概念2，3），照着问题回答总该会了吧？新概念的问题设计得很合理，把问题答完也就相当于把课文简要复述出来了，而且问题易于回答（都可从文中找到答案，但与原句又不尽相同）。一定要大声回答，光是写在纸上或在脑子里想是远远不够的。 这样练习一段时间，逐渐过渡到不须回答问题，但允许看着课文复述；再到不看课文直接用自己的话复述，然后逐渐增加课文难度与长度，限时完成， 一次完成不好就再来一次，直到通顺流利为止。用表计时，就可看到自己的进步。当一看完文章就立刻能流利地复述，恭喜你！你已经超额完成起步阶段任务了。. 实战篇 之 初试身手 句型也背了, 也能用自己的话复述短文了, 现在该走出家门, 到英语角或英语沙龙去试试身手了. 这一阶段的要诀是: 脸皮要厚些, 厚些, 再厚些!! (难怪baobab学口语快, 天生的好本钱嘛! 真是得天独“厚”啊!!) 不要去想什么语法, 不要怕自己说错---如果你总在担心出错, 恐怕你永远也说不出”正确”的英语. As Liyang said “enjoy losing face!!! The more mistake you make, the more progress you make!!!” 鼓起勇气，厚起脸皮，说！说！！说！！ 说什么呢？在英语角交新朋友，自然从自我介绍开始: 叫什么名字, 什么专业(工作), 兴趣爱好, 闲暇怎么度过….. (跟相亲差不多! 不妨把它想象成与美女或帅哥相亲!) 同样问题你也可以问你的新朋友, 不时插入些“Why…” 或”how interesting!” 一旦开了好头, 接下来就顺利了. 假如你运气不佳, 到了英语角正碰上大家围着老外或沙龙主持人热烈讨论, 没人理你. 不要傻乎乎地等人家来关照你这个新手(不是没有可能, 但可能会很久, 那样会让你感觉很糟糕). 这时你先找个位子: “Is this seat taken”(搭讪第一句) 坐下后接着问: “Excuse me, what’s today’s topic” (搭讪第二句) 接下来你可以开始听, 可以参与讨论(可能对新手来说有点难), 也可以跟周围的人交换看法. 下面谈谈在英语角练口语的一些常见误区: 一:不懂装懂. 练口语最忌不懂装懂. 很多人明明没有听懂, 却不好意思让别人重复, 就总在点头微笑. 那样什么也学不到. We learn English for self-improvement, not for showing smiles. 其实没有人会介意, 因为每个人都是从初学者一步一步走过来的，所以都能理解初学者的困难。只要你肯开口问，就一定会得到满意的答案。 Baobab到现在还保持这样的习惯：第一次没听清，会说“Pardon？”，还是没听懂，就说”Sorry，but what is …” , 还不懂就说, “Could you please change another word”….一直换到她听懂为止!(看! 脸皮够厚吧) 二忌由始至终查单词. 与“不懂装懂”相反, 有的人特认真, 碰到生词不弄清誓不罢休. 于是从一到英语角开始就一直忙着查词典, 记生词一直到离开(因为生词总是层出不穷的), 把英语角当成单词课堂,忘记来英语角的目的是练习的了 没时间说也没功夫听. 那碰到生词怎么办呢 不是不能不懂装懂吗 那要看情况了: 如果是集体讨论, 不影响理解大意就继续往下听, 确实有碍理解就问一下旁边的人, 弄懂意思就继续听; 如果是一对一交流, 那就可以请他为你写下来, 最好请他告诉你一个相关句型或造一个句子, 让你明白它的用法. 回到家里再把当天记下的生词整理出来. 实战篇 之 狂练口语班 上口语班也是不错的选择: 有老师教授, 有同学交流, 最重要的是它提供了语言环境与氛围。不过假如你运气不佳, 上了一个草台班子(不幸的是，大部分培训班都是骗钱的草台班子----所以baobab从不花一分钱上任何培训班 她只会混课!!) 老师水平很臭, 发音也是烂得一塌糊涂, 同学们也是三天打鱼两天晒网的.这时你也不要气馁. 既然钱都交了, 就算为了这些学费, 你都要学下去. 老师发音糟糕, 就不要跟他学, 跟磁带学好了：同学经常缺课，人少上课，发言的机会就更多了. 不过再好的培训班, 你也不要指望每周几个学时的课堂会点石成金。口语班只不过提供一种学习氛围或者说只是让你提高兴趣而已。想要掌握口语，还得多下力气，所谓“功夫在诗外”就是这个道理。 首先上课之前一定要预习，最好是先熟记要学的内容。这样在课堂上就可以把学习新句子的时间节省下来练习，课后一定要熟背所学的内容。下面谈一谈课堂练习： 我们都知道学口语一定要多练，但在口语班，很多人都不敢开口，这除了口语还不熟练以外，更有可能的是他们不习惯在公众面前发言。李阳的疯狂法之所以有效，是因为他的训练是让学员从在公众面前说话或演讲开始，而一旦能成功地在公众面前发言，自信心就会获得极大的提高， 这种成就感会激发更大的学习热情。李阳把学英语与自我激励结合起来，这与卡耐基的训练法则是一致的。（当初卡耐基就是从他的演说班的成功获得启示，才逐步发展出后来的以社交技能为主的成功学教育） 但是在没有李阳的指导下，自己怎么才能克服这种畏惧心理呢？那只有多作准备了， 胸有成竹就没那么胆怯了。课前预先把当天要讨论的话题自己先练习几遍，有必要的话可以先写下来。课堂上的即席话题，可以在别人发言时先把自己观点写下来，（刚开始时可能需要写全，逐步过渡到只写要点，最后不需写也可以流利地陈述。）然后在心里念一下，就大胆起来发言吧。 归根到底，要争取抓住机会多发言。想想你交的学费吧，沉默一分钟， 就浪费一分钱。练得越多才越划算。想想像baobab之辈一分钱都不交只管混课的无耻之徒都在狂练，你还有什么理由保持沉默呢？口语完全攻略 之扩展篇：厚积方能薄发 英语角也常去了，口语班也上过了，接下来的任务是继续扩展句型, 提高听力, 并培养用“英语思维”的习惯。 这一阶段可以看些像李阳疯狂英语之类的口语书，他的教材特点是句型比较时尚，还有很多地道生动的超级短句，是扩展句型的好教材。 还有就是提高听力。很多朋友都有这样的经历：刚开始学口语时开口难于听力，开口说了一阵后，又发现听力落后于口语。原因很简单：因为“说”的都是自己掌握的词汇，而“听”别人说，词汇就不一定会在自己掌握的范围内。想要口语听力同步提高，还要加强练习。 最好的办法是跟录音复述。既练听力，又练口语。它的难度比阅读后复述要难多了（注意复述之前不能看文本，否则对听力锻炼就不够）。 还是沿用“难度递减法则”：即先听完全文（可反复听几遍），然后试着复述全文。若难度太大，则听一段，复述一段。一句一句就免了罢（想要每一句都变化表达方式难度更大，很容易变成跟读）。尽量不要看文本，那样对听力提高不大。宁可降低听力材料的难度，选些简单，语速稍慢的小故事，那些只有句型的口语教材是不合适的。 还有就是要养成用英语思维的习惯。 听起来很抽象噢，很多人往往不知从何“思”起。其实很简单：比如说，你要去英语沙龙或口语班之前，若事先知道话题，就预先在脑子里想一下。或你知道会在那里见到某位朋友，就想一下要跟他聊的话题。当你从英语角或英语班回来后，就回想一下刚才你跟别人的对话，看看自己有什么地方说错了，有那些句子会有更好的表达方式。 今天从别人那里又学会什么新的句型…. 此法同样可以用于打电话. 慢慢习惯这样的思维方式后就可以在脑海中模拟与朋友的对话(不妨交一位异性学友, 以“激情联想”) 想当初baobab就因为英文信写的差, 每天都在心中“写”和“修改”她的英文email, “英语思维”就这样练出来了, 好几年没去英语角练口语了, 口语不退反进. 全靠“激情联想法”啦
Ⅸ 英语短剧剧本两个人
英语短剧： The Tortoise and the Hare（龟兔赛跑）
旁白： morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening.
兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?
乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.
兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.
乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.
兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.
乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.
兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.
乌龟：OK !
兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.
旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.
猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.
乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.
小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner,
乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .
猴子: Ready? Go!
旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.
兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.
旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.
乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.
兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time.
旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.
猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!
兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him.
Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?
Ⅹ 关于爱情的英文短剧剧本（演的时候15分钟左右）
** Learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone **
They have been married for two years. He loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos.
He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper, and always bullies him. He is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. Today, she’s being "wilful" again.
Her : "Why can’t you be the photographer for my friend’s wedding? She promised she’d pay."
Him : "I don’t have time that day."
Her :"Humph!"
Him : "Huh?"
Her : "Don’t have time? Write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need."
Him : "I...someone will definitely recognize my work some day."
Her : "Humph! I don’t care, you’ll have to do it for her.! "
Him : "No."
Her : "Just this once?"
Him : "No."
Negotiation’s broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."
First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...Except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn’t mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.
Second day. She concted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." He’s nervous now. Night. On the bed. He begs for mercy, hoping that she’ll end this state.
She doesn’t give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.
Third day. Night. On the Bed. He’s lying on the bed, looking to one side. She’s lying on the bed, looking to the other side.
Him : "We need to talk."
Her : "Unless it’s about ! the wedding, forget it."
Him : "It’s something very important."
She remains silent.
Him :"Let’s get a divorce."
She did not believe her ears.
Him : "I got to know a girl."
She’s totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that’s the only place she didn’t go through yesterday. How careless!
Him : "She’s a nice girl."
Her tears fell.
Him : "She has a good personality too."
She’s heartbroken, because he puts a photo of some other girl "close to his heart".
Him : "She says that she’ll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She’s very jealous, because she said the same thing in the past.
Him : "She loves me truly. "
She wishes to sit up and scream at him: "Don’t I?"
Him : ! "So, I think she won’t force me to do something that I don’t want to do."
She’s thinking, but the rage won’t subside.
Him : "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?"
Her : ".....!"
He brings the photo before her eyes.
She’s in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning mark of a slap on his face.He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket. He turns off the light,and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He’s asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him. She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn’t want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks. She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry, and she wanted to laugh.It’s a nicely taken photo of herself. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek. He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.