2人英语小品剧本
男：Can
I
buy
you
a
drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
女：Actually
I’d
rather
have
the
money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)
男：Can
I
have
your
name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
女：Why?
Don’t
you
already
have
one?
（为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
男：I’m
a
photographer.
I’ve
been
looking
for
a
face
like
yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
女：I’m
a
plastic
surgeon.
I’ve
been
looking
for
a
face
like
yours.（我是
整形外科医生
。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
男：Is
this
seat
empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes,
and
this
one
will
be
if
you
sit
down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
男：Haven’t
I
seen
you
some
place
before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes.
That’s
why
I
don’t
go
there
anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）
男：Will
you
go
out
with
me
this
Saturday?（
这个星期六
你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry.
I’m
having
a
headache
this
weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）
男：I
think
I
could
make
you
very
happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why?
Are
you
leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）
② 2人或3人的英语小品剧本
<One day morning>
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!
DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.
BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!
<Go to the cellaret>
DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.
<Daisy throws the bottle out of the window>
BOSSY: You old witch!
<Bossy is so angry that he begins to hit Daisy>
DAISY (cry):Help!
<Daisy then runs out of the room. Bossy runs after her, but when he runs to the cellaret, he stops and take out a bottle>
<On the way home>
NOISY: Shall we go to the park?
LAZY: Good idea!
CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.
LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.
<Enter the room>
LAZY: Daddy?
BOSSY:………
LAZY: You look so handsome today…
<Bossy seems to be a little happy then>
LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.
BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.
<Instead of saying goodbye, they run to the door as fast as they can. But when they open the door, Daisy comes in>
DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.
NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.
DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.
LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!
CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!
LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!
CRAZY: What! I…
BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude <Speak in lower voice> —— That is because her family is a rich one——
DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema.
BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.<Turn to Noisy>You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away.
NOISY:<Cry>……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles.
LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot…
CRAZY: Shut up!<Crazy run out of the room>
<Bossy looked even more angry, he turns to Noisy>
BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil!
LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. <Turn to Noisy>Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together.
<Lazy and Noisy both leave the house to build up their new life. But Lazy’s parents were very sad, they don’t know what to do >
DAISY: <in despair> Oh dear, what shall we do then?
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!
③ 英语小品剧本搞笑2人
多少男青年为求婚这件事伤透了脑筋。朋友和他女友是异地恋，在情人节那天他想向她求内婚，于是容想了个绝妙的点子。那天在火车站送走了女朋友后，他立马坐飞机到了她城市，拿着花在火车站等着她。随着火车进站，他却看到他女友挽着一个男的亲热的下了火车。。。
④ 2人英语小品剧本2分钟谢谢了，大神帮忙啊
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。 Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？ Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What？Eyelids？ 老师：什么？眼皮？ Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。
⑤ 急急急！！！2人英语短剧剧本
在图书馆
S:student T:teacher
S:Can I check out this book?
T:Yes,for three days.
S:When is this book e back?
T:It's e on Monday the 25th.
S:How much is my fine?
T:You owe five jiao.
T:Be sure to take care of these book.
S:I will.
T:Do not write in the book.
S:No,I won't.
T;Do not rip out the pages.
S:No,I won't.
T:Make sure that you return the books in good condition.
S:Of course.I will.
T:Make sure that you return the books on time.
S:What day do I need to bring them back?
T;You need to return them by Tuesday.
S:Could you help me find a book,Red and Black.
T:Book in section A or B.
S:Thank you.
T:You are welcome.
⑥ 2人英语短话剧剧本
Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn’t say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to Raf.
Stephen: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)
Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile
stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.)
(He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”
Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉
Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food restaurant.
Raf: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very excited.
Peg: (with happiness) Why… (She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.)
Hey, Stephen, you’re awfully quiet. What’s wrong?
Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I’m just thinking about what I’m going to do after you leave for Argentina.
Peg: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn’t you ask him?
Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… (Peg looked angry.)
Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?
Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentina
for a month to continue drawing for us?
Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let’s do it!!!
The End
⑦ 2人英语简短搞笑剧本
（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
⑧ 关于圣诞节2人简短英语小品剧本
旁白：在很久很久以前，有一个叫XX的王国，里面住着国王一家人，还有若干仆人，但是，国王和王后没有孩子……
王后祈祷状：神啊，请赐给我一个皮肤像雪一样白，嘴唇像血一样红的孩子吧~PS：我要男孩！
旁白：神听到了王后的祈祷，于是，派了一只乌鸦叼了一个婴孩给王后。
乌鸦上场：傻瓜，傻瓜，傻瓜……（龙套过场，丢下一婴孩）
王后惊喜的喊：阿娜答，快来看看，这是上天赐给我们的礼物啊~
国王上场：哦，我的上帝，真是个美丽的孩子，亲爱的，我看我们就叫他XX吧~
王后反对：不，我觉得叫XX更好听。
国王伸手：那好吧~老规矩！
王后和国王猜拳：石头、剪子、布！
王后雀跃的看着孩子：哦也~亲爱的XX，以后你的名字就叫XX了哦~（XX的我很汗啊~）
国王宣布：为了庆祝我老来得子，我要宴请天下臣民，来啊，摆个三天三夜的流水席！
某财政长官哭喊着上：陛下，我们要工资！
国王一挥手，财政长官被士兵拖下。
国王沉思状：看来还是光请些重量级的人物就好了……
旁白：于是，国王和王后邀请了被称之为“十三点”的仙女组合，来为公主洗礼。
仙女1：我赐予小公主和我一样无与伦比的美貌！（旁白：呕吐~）
仙女2：我赐予小公主无与伦比的智慧，就像我一样！（旁白：8+8=？ 仙女2不假思索的回答：27！）
仙女3：我，我赐予小公主，无，无与伦比的，口，口才……（旁白直接上来贴橡皮膏）
仙女4：我赐予小公主像我一样的温柔性情，哦活活~（三段式大笑~）
仙女5：我赐予小公主善良的心！（阴险的拿起草人，我钉我钉我钉钉钉~）
仙女6：我赐予小公主正直勇敢的心！克塞前来拜访！（或者代表月亮惩治罪恶，也可以~关键是动作！）（旁白：啊，蟑螂啊~ 仙女6：救命啊~瞬间跑没影了~）
仙女7：我赐予小公主永远也不变形的身材！（大象的照片就此走过~）
仙女8：我要赐予小公主美妙的嗓音！（后台响起锯床腿的声音~）
仙女9：我赐予小公主永远也花不完的金钱！（国王点头中：还是这个实用点~）
仙女10：我会保佑小公主永远受到人民的爱戴！
仙女11：我会赐予小公主幸福！
仙女12：我要赐给小公主我们“13点”组合的思维逻辑！哦活活~（众人企求状： ……ya ma da……）
仙女13：我要赐予小公主……
旁白：正在最后一位仙女要赐予小公主祝福的时候，突然之间电闪雷鸣，世界发生了异变（语气异常的沉重~）
不明人物1登场：为了防止世界被破~~坏 （抖几声~）
不明人物2：为了维护世界的和~~平 （继续抖~）
1：换之爱与真实的邪恶
2：可恶又讨厌的反派角色！
1指着自己：x魔女
2同样指着自己：跟班儿……
1&2拥抱在一起：我们是穿梭在xyz中的x组合！！
1伸出手臂做期待状：黑洞，黑色的明天在等着我们！
乌鸦跑龙套：就是这样！傻瓜~傻瓜~
旁白惊恐：大事不好了，万恶的魔女出现了！
魔女（一手指天一手指地，做唯我独尊状）：这么大的一个宴会居然没有邀请我这个宇宙间第一玉树临风、英俊潇洒、风流倜傥的魔女？！
国王：那个，是因为您老老搬家，所以……
魔女手一挥：辩解无用！既然大家都送了小公主礼物，那我也来送一样吧~（当当当当~跟班敲手鼓ing~）小公主确实无忧无虑的生活着，但到了16岁生日那天，她就会被一根香蕉给噎死，哇哈哈哈哈~~~噎死吧~~~
旁白：停停停，不是应该被纺车给扎死吗？
魔女：你家有纺车吗？
旁白：木有！
魔女：都什么年代了，换点花样吧~
旁白：但是……
魔女（威胁）：我说是噎死的就是噎死的，你再废话，我咬死你哦~
旁白苦大仇深状：于是，可怜的公主就这样被可恶的魔女诅咒了！
魔女欢快的：你是风儿我是沙，缠缠绵绵绕天涯……（退场~）
国王和王后担心的：怎么办啊？我可怜的孩子居然被诅咒了……
仙女13：请不要担心，我的祝福还没有送出呢？
国王：那你为什么不送呢？
仙女13羞怯的：因为我这里的热线比较忙~
王后：请仙女赶快解除魔女的诅咒吧~
仙女13：好吧~我所给的祝福就是：小公主会在16岁生日那天被一根香蕉噎着，但不会死去，而是沉睡，直到一个真心爱着她的王子出现亲吻她一下，那时小公主就会醒来，并且永远幸福的生活下去。
国王：为什么不一下子解除魔女的诅咒呢？
仙女13双手交握：因为这样比较浪漫啊~
众人上来一阵狂踩：打你个有虐待倾向的……
旁白：暴力场面请自动忽略，时间过的飞快，一眨眼，公主已经16岁了，她真是又美丽又善良，家中闲妻良母的典范啊~
公主跳着上场：我是女生，漂亮的女生~
先发一半，后面的再说~找人算帐去
Voice: In the long, long time ago, there was a kingdom called XX, which is home to the King family, there are a number of servants, but the king and queen had no children ... ...
Queen-like prayer: Oh God, please give me a skin as white as snow, lips as red as the blood of children bar ~ PS: I want a boy!
Voice: God heard the Queen's prayer, then, sent a crow Diao had a baby to the Queen.
Crows play: Fool, fool, a fool ... ... (bit-part player off the market, leaving a baby)
Queen surprise shouted: Ana A., come take a look, this is a gift God has given us ah ~
King of play: Oh, my God, is indeed a beautiful child, my dear, I think we told him to XX Bar ~
Queen Against: No, I think that is called XX to listen better.
King of Hand: Well ~ the old rules!
Queen and King of finger-guessing game: stone, scissors, cloth!
Queen of watching kids jump for joy: Oh, also ~ Dear XX, after your name called XX oh ~ (XX's I sweat ah ~)
King announced: To celebrate the old and I come son, I want the world entertained subjects, to ah, put a three days and three nights Liushui Xi!
A Financial Executive cried on: Your Majesty, we have to pay!
King of a wave, the Financial Executive's dragged off by soldiers.
King of meditation-like: it seems light heavyweight figure like please some of the ... ...
Voice Over: So, the king and queen were invited to be called "13:00" of the fairy combination to serve the Princess baptism.
Fairy 1: I have given little princess and, like me unparalleled beauty! (Voice-over: vomiting ~)
Fairy 2: I have given little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Voice-over: 8 +8 =? Fairy 2 unthinking answer: 27!)
Fairy 3: I, I bestowed little princess, none, none, and mouth, eloquence ... ... (narration directly onto plaster paste)
Fairy 4: I have given little princess, like me, gentle temperament, oh alive ~ (three-laughs ~)
Fairy 5: I have given little princess good heart! (Insidious take drafter, I have my nails nails nail nails I ~)
Fairy 6: I have given little princess upright Braveheart! P. Doxey to come visit! (Or on behalf of the moon punishment of sin, can also be ~ The key is action!) (Voice-over: ah, cockroaches ah ~ Fairy 6: The life-saving ah ~ instant run did not affect the ~)
Fairy 7: I have never given a small deformation of the Princess's body! (Elephant photos of this walk ~)
Fairy 8: I would like to gift a wonderful little princess's voice! (Background voices sounded sawing legs ~)
Fairy 9: I have given little princess will never Hua Buwan money! (The king nodded in: or whether this practical point of ~)
Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess loved by the people forever!
Fairy 11: I will be given a happy little princess!
Fairy 12: I want to give our little princess "13 points" combination of logic! Oh, alive ~ (everyone begging like: ... ... ya ma da ... ...)
Fairy 13: I would like to gift Little Princess ... ...
Voice: are in the final to be a fairy princess gift of a small blessing, when all of a sudden lightning, the world has mutation (abnormal tone, heavy ~)
Unknown persons a debut: In order to prevent the world is broken ~ ~ bad (shaking several more ~)
Unknown figure 2: In order to safeguard the world and ~ ~ ping (continued shaking ~)
1: The words of love and the true evil
2: The odious villains in another nasty!
One pointed to his: x Witch
2 Similarly, pointing to myself: myrmidon children ... ...
1 & 2 hug together: we are shuttling in the xyz combination of x! !
Do look like a stretched out arm: a black hole, black waiting for us tomorrow!
Crows play a small role: that way! Fool ~ fool ~
Voice panic: big bad, evil witch appeared!
Witch (a finger Tianyi finger, and worked extremely conceited like): such a big surprise, did not invite me to a party in this universe, first jade tree, handsome, suave romantic of the witch? !
King: That is because you gently move, so ... ...
Witch Hand wave: excuse useless! As we all send a small princess gift, then I also came to send the same bar ~ (Dangdang Dangdang ~ attendant knocked tambourine ing ~) Little Princess is indeed a carefree life, but the 16-year-old birthday, she will be a banana to噎死, Guwahati Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~噎死Bar ~ ~ ~
Voice Over: stop-stop, not a spinning wheel to the Zhasi should be do?
Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home do?
Voice Over: Wood there!
Witch: What are the age, and change-point pattern bar ~
Voice: But ... ...
Witch (threats): I say yes噎死is噎死, you again bullshit, I bite you oh ~
Voice Kudachoushen like: As a result, the poor Princess was thus hateful witch cursed!
Witch cheerful: You are Feng ER I was sand, Chanchanmianmian around the horizon ... ... (exit ~)
King and Queen worried about: how do ah? My poor child was surprised to be cursed ... ...
Fairy 13: Please do not worry, I have not yet sent it the blessing?
King: Then why do you not send it?
Fairy 13 timid: because I am busy here hotline ~
Queen: Please fairy quickly lift the witch's curse Bar ~
Fairy 13: Okay ~ I have given the blessing is this: Little Princess will be 16-year-old birthday was a banana choke, but not dead, but sleeping, until one really loves her prince appeared kiss her, At that time little princess will wake up and live happy forever.
King: Why do not suddenly lift the witch's curse do?
Fairy 13 hands handshake: Because this is more romantic ah ~
Everyone stepped up a while mad: hit you have a tendency to abuse ... ...
Voice: violence scenes please ignore the automatic, time-off fast, blink of an eye, Princess Margaret was 16 years old, and she is really beautiful and kind-hearted, family Shizuma good example of Mother ah ~
Princess jumping play: I am a girl, beautiful girls ~
Pre-emptive half, the latter accounts say ~ looking for someone to go