英文剧本5分钟
（第一幕）
场景：森林
（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）
（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、玉米、斧头、笛子）
◎傻子坐在舞台上※下音乐（森林狂想曲）
◎动物两边后台进场
◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏
◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦
跳跳进场
对白：（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、鸟、精灵）
旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.
His name is Billy. He is too stupid, so he doesn't have any friends. He is always a lone,
but he likes to go to the forest.
There are many animals there.
One day, the idiot goes to forest.
There are birds, deers, rabbits beside him.
Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook jumped to him.
傻子：Hi ! The music is great.
Would you please to teaching me？【傻子作恳求状】
精灵：Ok! No problem.
But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】
傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】
精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!Thank you ! My name is Pook.
Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】
傻子：My name is Billy.Nice to meet you.
精灵：Do you like it?
精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?
精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!
傻子：Wow! What a lovely ck.
精灵：You can have it.This is a gift for you.
傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦后十分惊喜】
※下音乐（森林狂想曲）
◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和精灵、动物们快乐退场
（第二幕）
场景：皇宫
（道具：椅子、城墙、）
（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱、听诊器）
◎公主坐在舞台上
◎国王走来走去手足无措状
◎公主面无表情、百般无聊
【国王非常惊慌焦急状】
对白（人物：国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、御医）
国王：Smile! Please smile.
国王：Oh my poor little girl.Why do you never smile.What’s matter with you?
皇后：Please don’t worry my dear. I have a good idea.Where is the doctor?
国王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!Hurry up！Hurry up！
西御医：Your Majesty!Princess is very well.
中御医：I’m sorry. Maybe she is just unhappy.
国王：Get away and never come here again.
皇后：No! I don’t believe. What shall we do?
国王：All right! All right! Don’t cry. Anyway I will do my best.
◎国王对著天空宣誓
◎退场：
国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼
公主冷漠
侍卫雄壮威武
（第三幕）
场景：大街
（道具：菜篮、花篮、水果篮、城墙、鸦、笛）
※下音乐（土耳其进行曲）
◎大街人来人往热闹状
对白：
人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）
旁白：There are many people on this street,is very noisy.
侍卫：Pay attention please!Pay attention please!If anyone can make our princess Laugh.
He can marry with her.Our holy king will never regret!
傻子：The princess is so beautiful.She is my dream lover.
路人甲：Look him！Such a dirty man.He wants to married Our princess.
路人乙：Don’t be silly.It’s impossible.
傻子：Yes….they are right,how can I get her?
It just a dream
精灵：Don’t be sad my friend.Trust me you can make it
路人丙：Oh the ck is so cute.May I have a look？Oh ~ The ck is stick on my hands. I can’t put it down.Somebody help me.
路人乙：Cool down! I’m coming!
路人甲：I’m coming! I’m coming!
第四幕）
场景：皇宫内外
道具：（鸦、笛、城墙）
※下音乐（森林狂想曲 ）
◎国王一行人站在城墙上
◎精灵领一排人上台
【公主忍不住大笑】
【皇后欣喜貌】
对白：
人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）
国王： Its noise what’s happening.
公主：It’s very funny
皇后：Look! she is laughing.My child is laughing
国王：Thanks God!Take the man in.
侍卫：Yes my lord.
国王：You made my daughter happy.What do you want?I can give every thing you want
傻子：well……I think….I mean…….If you don’t mind……….
精灵：Please keep your words
皇后：Wait a minute !No I disagree.He is poor and stupid.
国王：Let me see.
公主：My dear father!If you regret.Maybe I will never Laugh in my whole life.
国王：Ok! ok! Please don’t do it again. My sweet heart.
傻子：Would you married me?.
公主：Yes I do
精灵：It is wonderful.
I told you : trust me youCan make it
旁白：So they got married.
谢幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!
㈡ 英语短句剧本 6——8人 5分钟
英语小剧本-----小红帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
答案补充 英语小剧本-----小红帽
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㈢ 英语5人微电影剧本5分钟
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㈣ 求3人英语话剧剧本 5分钟
C,the customer. W,the waiter. M,the manager. In the restaurant. W:What can I do for you,sir? C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all. W:A moment. W:Yours,sir. C:Thank you. C:Waiter. W:Yes?Sir. C:How can I have the soup? W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you. W:Here your soup.Sir. C:Thank you. C:waiter! W:Sir. C:How can I have the soup? W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second. C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup. W:OK. C:Waiter!! W:Sir? C:Call your manager,please. M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup? C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON
或是白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
再或是《叶花K西》
人物介绍：西门吹雪（X），叶孤城（Y），King(K).花满楼（H）
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! !?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go
㈤ 急求!!!英语剧本(五分钟内的)
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well
㈥ 急需超短的英语剧本，5分钟内能搞定的
给你找了一些,希望对你有帮助:
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。
悟空：师傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。
老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。
Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？
Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?
小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。
When I am happy, I always tickle.
八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。
Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。
小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？
Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。
Darling, Let's go.
小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let’s go.
音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背
上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。
八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，
灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。
八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。
八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。
Honey, I am here.
八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？
Darling. Why did you go up there?
小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。
That's your fault.
八戒：对不起，娘子。对不起，娘子。
Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.
小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.
八戒：太好了。 我们就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.
八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。
小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。
Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me
the truth first.
八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。
Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.
That’s why I am so ugly.
小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。
You look too ugly to meet people.
八戒：本来我也不想出来，只是南海观音点化我，叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久，
也不见，便出来逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，还管它什么西天取经呢？（八戒高兴地过
去想拉小女子的手）
I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here.
小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。
You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s
impossible!
八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。
I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?
小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。
Show me some gongfu then.
八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。
OK, let me show you my gongfu.
从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。
八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？
Darling. Why are you so strong?
小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。
Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒：娘子，你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。
How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！
You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，吓得跳起来：齐天大圣，我的妈呀。
My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。
悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？
You silly! Dare you harm others any more?
八戒：不敢了，不敢了。
No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇？
Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。
No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。
I bet you dare not.
悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？
You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答应你，不再闹事了，干嘛还不放我走？
I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空：呆子，我带你去见取经人。
You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒：什么？取经人来了？
What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空：走吧。
Yes. Let's go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。
悟空：师傅，出来吧，这妖怪已经被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。
悟空：呆子，还不跪下，见过师傅。
You silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒忙对着唐僧下跪，口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。
Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？
My prentice, what's up?
悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，既然这样我就收你为徒，赐你法名为
八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice
and name you Bajie.
八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）。
Thank you, my master!
老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，还看什么呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。
<<灰姑娘>>剧本英汉对照版：
Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.
从前有一位可爱善良的姑娘，她父亲很早就去世了。她的继母经常虐待她，继母带来的两个孩子也经常欺负她，她们把灰姑娘当女拥一样使唤。
stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your ties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast.
把这些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。把地板赶快给我擦干净。另外，把我的早饭带来。
stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.
灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿来，我感到有点冷。
stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish.
快点！把马车给我准备好，递我手套。我约会要晚了，你总是那么慢慢腾腾的。
Cruel as her stepmother was to her, Cinderella still lived an optimistic life. She had a lot of animal friends.
虽然继母这样对她，可灰姑娘还是乐观地活着，另外她还有许多小动物做她的朋友。
One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
一天，国王要让王子自己选择心爱的人，为王子举办了一个宫廷舞会，邀请城里所有的姑娘参加。
The stepmother took her two daughters to the party, leaving Cinderella at home, because she was jealous of Cinderella's beauty.
可继母嫉妒灰姑娘的美貌，让灰姑娘在家干活，独自带着女儿去了。
Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.
灰姑娘非常地伤心，这时，教母出现了。
Cinderella: There's nothing left to believe in. Nothing!
没有什么我相信的事情，什么也没有！
Godmother: Nothing, my dear? Oh, now you don't really mean that.
亲爱的，什么也没有吗？但现在你的意思并不是这样。
Cinderella: Oh, but I do.
噢，但我确实是这样想的。
Godmother: Nonsense, child! If you'd lost all your faith, I couldn't be here. And here I am!Oh, come now, Dry those tears!
胡说，孩子。如果你失去了你的信仰，我就不会在这里了。但现在我在这，噢，过来，擦干眼泪。
Cinderella: Why then, you must be...
为什么你一定在。。。
Godmother: Your fairy godmother? Of course. Now let's see, hmm...now...the magic words.Bibbidi-boddidi-boo. Put them together and what have you got.
你传说中的教母？当然，现在让我看看。。。现在，这些魔力的话，Bibbidi-boddidi-boo。 把它们放在一起，看你得到了什么。
Cinderella: Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream come true.
噢，它太美丽了！象一个梦，一个美好的梦想变成了现实。
Godmother: Yes, my child, but like all dreams, well, I'm afraid this can't last forever. You'll have only till night and...
是的，我的孩子，象所有的梦一样。恐怕它不能永远延续下去。你仅仅能在午夜和。。。拥有它。
Cinderella: Midnight?Oh, thank you.
午夜？噢，谢谢你。
Godmother: Oh, just a minute. Remember, on the stroke of twelve, the spell will be broken and everything will be as it was before.
噢，等一会儿。记住，当时钟敲响到12点的时候，钟将会打破，一切事情又恢复了从前。
Cinderella: Oh, I understand, but...it's more than I ever hoped for.
哦，我懂了。但它比我期望的要多地多。
Godmother: Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself.
祝福你，我的孩子，玩得开心。
At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve!
舞会上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一选中的舞伴，灰姑娘与王子高兴地跳舞，旁人都很羡慕地看着他们，议论他们。时间在美妙的歌舞中过去，墙上的大钟突然映入灰姑娘的眼里，差5分钟12点。
Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!
噢，天啊！
Prince: What's the matter?
什么事？
Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight.
午夜了，快到午夜了。
Prince: Yes, so it is.But why?
是的，但又怎样呢？
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再见。
Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.
不，等等，你现在不能走。
Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must.
噢，我必须走。
Prince: But why?
但为什么呢？
Cinderella: goodbye.
再见。
Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait!
不，等等，回来，请回来！我连你的名字都不知道呢。我怎么能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再见。
The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.
第二天，国王命令城中每一位女孩必须史穿玻璃鞋，穿上鞋子最合适的姑娘将成为王子的新娘。但城中没有一个女孩能穿着合适。最后来到灰姑娘的家中，继母的女儿们当然也不能穿上那双玻璃鞋，正当国王的大臣要离开时，灰姑娘出现在楼梯上，她要求试一试鞋。
Cinderella: Please wait! May I try it on?
请等等！我可以试一下吗？
Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.
噢，别理她。
stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!
她仅仅是灰姑娘！
stepsister2:Impossible.
不可能。
stepsister1: She's out of her mind.
她疯了。
stepmother: Yes, yes. Just an imaginative child.
是的，是的，只是一个爱想象的孩子。
Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.
当然你可以试试，我的女士。
Duke: Oh, no!No!This is terrible. The king! What shall I do?
噢，不！不！这很糟糕。国王！我该做什么呢？
Cinderella: But perhaps this would help...
但这或许有点帮助。。。。
Duke: No, no. Nothing can help now, nothing.
不，不。现在什么都帮不了。
Cinderella: You see, I have the other slipper.
你看，我有另一只拖鞋。
Cinderella and the prince held a grand wedding and they led a happy life from then on.
王子和灰姑娘举行了盛大的婚礼，幸福地生活。
<<灰姑娘>>剧本英文版：
第一场：
旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.
Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them?
Alice: Yeah, thank you, Dad.
Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever!
旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife.
Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming.
Stepmother: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is!
mso-charHelen: Yes, and so many fruits. Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果)
Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress.
(往身上穿)
Alice： Oh, no, that’s my dress. It’s a new dress my father bought for me.
Jerry： Who are you? Mum, who is she?
Stepmother: She is your little sister. But it doesn’t matter. Look!
Alice, go, clean the room and then cook for us.
Alice: Why? I’m not your servant.
Stepmother: Yeah. But from now on you are our servant.
Alice and Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服)
Jenny：I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上)
旁白：After that, Alice had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.
第二场：
Stepmother: Who is it?
Soldier: It’s me. I’m the soldier of the palace.
(打开门)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters.
mso-charStepmother: What is it?(打开信看)
（欢呼）Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
mso-charTwo daughters: Hooray! I’ll be the queen!
mso-charStepmother: Come on, daughters. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
mso-charAlice: Mum, I want to go ,too.
mso-charThree: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
mso-charStepmother: Daughters, are you ready? Let’s go.
mso-charAlice: Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do?
mso-charCat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Alice. At least, we are with you.
mso-charFairy: Poor girl, let me help you.
mso-charAnimals: Wow, how beautiful!
mso-charCat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen.
mso-charDog: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!
mso-charPeagion: Yes! And the prince will love you at once!
mso-charFairy: Alice, go to the party and dance. But remember you
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Alice: Thank you , Fairy.(跑)
Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time!
Alice: I won’t forget.
第三场
mso-charMinister1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front,please!
Minister2：How are they?Which one do you like?
Prince: No, I don’t like anyone.
(Alice come in)
Ministers: Wow, how beautiful!
(She’s like a fairy. She’s like a Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s like a princess. How pretty the girl is!)
Prince: Pretty princess, may I dance with you?
Alice: I’d like to.
(music and dance)
(one person pick up a clock)
Alice: Oh, it’s time to go back. I must go now.
Prince: Wait, princess, wait!
Alice(跑，掉一只鞋)
Prince: (拿起鞋)Pretty princess!Why are you leaving? I must find you!
Soldiers!
Soldiers: Yes!
Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me.
Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!
第四场：
（士兵敲门）
Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?
Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?
Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.
Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.
Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.
Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.
Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it.
Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.
Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.
mso-charSoldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter?
Alice: Hello, gentlemen, may I try it?
Stepmother :You? Go away!
Helen: Look at yourself!
Jenny: So dirty and so ugly!
mso-charHead Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on,please!
mso-charAlice: Thank you! (试鞋)
mso-charSoldiers: Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!
mso-charSoldier1:（Call prince）5535240
mso-charPrince: Hello, this is prince speaking!
mso-charSoldier1: Good news, your highnesss! We have found the
beautiful girl.
mso-charPrince: Really? That’s wonderfull! I’ll come at once.
mso-charFairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the
1last time.(变美丽)
mso-charPrince: Oh, my deariest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK?
mso-charAlice: OK!
mso
Charact
㈦ 5人5分钟以内英语小品剧本
A:I think I’clever than you。
B D：really？Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士)
C:That'nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese。
B D：Well，if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me.
A C: OK
B:who is closer(更近)with you ? your mother or your father?
A:let me think... mother because father is further.
D:why is a river rich?
c:so easy! because it always has two banks(银行、岸)
AD：oh! my god! we can't say anything now!
㈧ 求英文话剧剧本，5分钟的，2－4人演的
这是一版搞笑版的《孔雀东南飞》，你可以节选一场。
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny’s mother (JM for short) 刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son (MS for short) 强盗Burglars(A，B&C)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, while my wife is Wu Song.
I'm not afraid of you!
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
My God! Who can help me?
Act1
旁白：就在我们可爱的仲卿遭受家庭暴力时，JM已将这一切尽收耳底。
JM:I can!
Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L: I’m here! What’s up mum?
JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.
L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……
L: But……
JM: Never interrupt me!
L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all
day long, cooking and washing. I have raised ten soft thousands of pigs and cks and chicken and……
JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! Grandson! Where’s my grandson?
L: Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you? Go and ask your son. I’m leaving!
Act2
旁白：被婆婆赶出家门的兰芝一步一回头，三步两回头，无奈的回到了自己的家中。此时，LM正在家中跳舞，有请！
L: Mum, I’m back!
LM: You are back? Why? What happened?
L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM: See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor ,but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself……
L: But, mum……
LM: Never interrupt me!
L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM: Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said:” If your daughter. Haven’t been married, I really want to marry her! “Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)
L: What? The mayor’s son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood? What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
旁白：没有了兰芝的焦家很快陷入了窘境，JM只好让仲卿将兰芝找回。听说去兰芝家的路上常有强盗出没。
A: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree!
C: If you want to go by this street---
AB&C: Give us all your money!
旁白：据可靠史料记载，当时，这把刀离他的喉咙只有0.01公分！
J: Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me! I’ll give all my money to you! Is 1 mao enough?
A: What bad luck!
B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C: I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month. We can go and rob the wedding!
A&B: Good idea!
J: What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!
AB&C: Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!
J: But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet! I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? I’ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.
B: Have you got any experience?
J: No. But I’ve got this!
Act4
旁白：转眼已到了婚礼之期．太守之子意气风发的牵着新娘，兰芝盖着红盖头极不情愿跟在后边。
ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
A: The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree.
C: If you want to go by this street---
ABC＆J: Give us all your money!
L: Johnny! I miss you so much!
MS: Who are you and where are you from? Who rob my bride will be killed!
J: How dare you beat my wife! I will kill you!
J: Honey, how are you?
L: I hurt a lot!
J: Don’t cry baby. Eat this at once! I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L: Wait for me!
㈨ 英文短剧本5到10分钟
Scene 1
(In the restaurant, a man and a woman are having coffees)
Siu Ming: Well, sweetie, you know, I am really thankful that I haveyou beside me for so many years…I love you.
Rose: (Smile) Honey, I love you too.
Siu Ming: I know you do. Listen, I’ve been thinking about this formonths seriously…sweetie, will you marry me?
Rose: Oh! What a surprise! How sweet! But dear, I need to thinktwice about it…you know, I’m pretty serious about marriage.
Siu Ming: Yeah, yeah, certainly. So…
Rose: (Drinking the coffee) Oh my god! This is so disgusting!
Siu Ming: Oh dear, are you OK?
Rose: No!! I’m not OK! (Angry) OK…I’m sorry but I don’t haveconfidence in our future because you can’t even find a decent restaurant forthis important moment. I’m sorry. Bye-bye. (run away)
Siu Ming: Sweetie…how can this be…? It must be the coffee! (lookingaround) Where is the manager? (turn to William) You are in trouble!
Scene 2
(Greeting)
Daniel: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Eaties’ Grouphead office! I’m Daniel (Corporate Communication Department Manager).(greeting)
Joyce: This is Joyce (Human Resources Manager).
Arthur: Oh, regular weekly meeting again! I’m Arthur (CorporateConsultant). Nice to meet you all.
Emily: Good day. This is Emily (Coffee Specialist). I seldom attendmeetings…I’m more technical in a sense. But they just need me present today…(drink coffee)
William: I am William, I’m managing the Eaties’ Café chain. UsuallyI don’t need to be here. (worried) But this time I think I’m in trouble…Oh, itseems that the meeting is about to start, wish me good luck!
Scene 3
(In Meeting Room One, meeting in progress)
Daniel: OK we are done with the routine stuff. Now let’s come to thespecial issues about Eatie’s Café…A gentleman is complaining that our coffee failshim in proposing to a lady. And he’s trying to make us liable to that.
Emily: Oh… I believe that we have the best Brazilian coffee beans.
Joyce: I am not looking forward to receiving a letter from thesolicitor. Let’s get to the point real quick. Who manages the café, and who madethe coffee?
William: I am the manager, and a trainee made the coffee…We hiredhim last week.
Joyce: Ah ha, so you are the one.
William: I’m sorry that I didn’t train him very well. I will takethis responsibility.
Joyce: I have told you. How can this happen? How can you be amanager? You should never let a trainee make coffees or prepare food. This willonly cause trouble. The best solution would be to fire that trainee and we’llget you downsized. I believe the customer would be pleased to accept ourapology.
(Silence)
William: OK if this is the only solution…
Arthur: It’s OK, we won’t put all the blame on you. To be fair, itis extremely funny that not getting married because of a cup of coffee. Wecan’t be liable to that, right?
(Everybody laughs except William and Joyce)
Daniel: Frankly speaking, the fault is on William’s side coz he didnot provide adequate training to the new-hired staff. But of course, we have toadmit that most of our stores cannot afford to do that either. We didn’t givethem the resources.
Arthur: Can we do this? We can implement a new policy. From now on onlytrained baristas can brew coffee. They have to go through internal training andqualification test to be a barista.
Joyce: But this would probably increase our workload. We will haveto train the staff all from nothing. We need to put a lot more resources inthat. Why can’t we simply fire the ones who are responsible and let this end?
Daniel: Joyce, of course there would be costs. But providingtraining is also a good way to minimize our liability in the future.
Arthur: Well, having five of us sitting here to solve problems alsocost us time and money in a way.
Emily, Daniel: Haha, that’s true.
Daniel: So, good news for you, William. You can keep your position!
(The meeting is over, and the minutes is shown on screen 5-10s)
Scene 4
(In the office)
Daniel: (looking at the business letter) What do you think, Arthur?
Arthur: It looks good.
Daniel: Great. So we’ll send it out today!
(camera turns to the memo)
William: (looking at the memo) Oh I can’t believe this. I was notpunished…
Emily: No, you were. See, your workload is increased. You’ll beresponsible for arranging the tests for everybody who works at the café. Andyou will have to pass the test and get the qualification yourself too.
William: I’m not afraid of that! But I’m sorry that your workloadhas been increased because of this incident…
Emily: Haha, it’s OK. I love coffee. (smile) But you really need tobe more careful when you hire new staff next time!
应该会是5分钟，算上你们讲得比较慢的话，7分钟左右