Ⅰ 英语课堂脱口秀稿子

Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!
嗨，大家好啊!嗨!那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。多年以后我听说了这个词：童工。我立马就惊讶了，啥?!那些小孩干活还有钱拿?
I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.
我拿到的只是D-。我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。他们只能看懂电子表。我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊?别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。我不能待那么久的。
So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide.
我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。我问，真不行啊?她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there.
有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。 对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。
And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake.
我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。我们

Ⅱ “脱口秀”用英文怎么说

脱口秀
[词典] talk show;
[例句]他打开收音机，拨动旋钮，直至调到一专个脱口秀属节目。
He turned on the radio and fiddled with the knob until he got a talk show.

Ⅲ 有哪些适合学英语的国外脱口秀节目

In the afternoon Philip did his lessons, He was taught Latin and

Ⅳ 脱口秀用英语怎么说

talk show 把这个用英语读一读
就会觉得很像 ”脱口秀”
这是泊来词

Ⅳ 你能从脱口秀节目中学习到什么英语怎么

What can you learn from Talk Show

Ⅵ 英文脱口秀

我也赞成 jimmy kimmel 的，因为大部分适合儿童观看，语言也比较简单。其中他最具代表性的一个脱口秀是一个叫做 hey jimmy kimmel, i told me kids i ate their holloween candies.
其实还有一个很好懂的，是一个美国的节目叫做 Whose line is it anyway，因为里面带有较多的演技，所以中国人比较能从肢体语言中懂。你可以参考他们在优酷上一个叫做“侧躺秀”的。差不多三分钟长，里面附有中文翻译。
如果你要更具有攻击性的，英国有几个能上live at the apollo（这个很难进）的还不错。其中Jack Dee和Jimmy Carr让我影响最深刻。他们的脱口秀带有非常攻击性的讽刺（比如jimmy carr就说过：女人都说自己能同时做很多事情，可是为什么我昨天晚上问我女朋友3P她却说不行？）
如果你需要一个更有国际风采的，澳洲有一位独脚人，讲关于国际语言的人叫做 adam hills。

我个人会推荐如果是容易懂的，可以去看看那个侧躺秀。
如果是以英文口才为主，jimmy carr不错。

Ⅶ 我要说一个脱口秀英文

我要说一个脱口秀
I'm going to talk a talk show

我要说一个脱口秀
I'm going to talk a talk show

Ⅷ 希望大家推荐个美国脱口秀节目，最好带有中英字幕的，用于学英语

美国达人秀<Americans got talent>
美国偶像<American idol>
全美超模<American's next top model>
--------------------以上是比较著名的电视节目大多都是翻译过了的----------------

以下是脱口秀(部分资源恐怕不好找,而且不能保证都有翻译)
建议你要是刚开始看脱口秀看david letterman（最最最传统，这种形式脱口秀的鼻祖级人物），conan o'brien 和jay leno的，比较传统的脱口秀，其中conan的late night show刚刚结束，在下半年他会取代jay leno主持tonight show.这几个节目基本每一期会请两位明星做客来侃大山，最后再由一个乐队演出。

jon steward（主持过两届奥斯卡的大叔~）的 the daily show，在美国的收视率相当猛，年轻人基本就通过它看新闻了。还有the colbert report也和这个相似。以上两个都是拿政治开涮的，主持人超级贱~就是由于现在国内无人做字幕，需要相当高英语水平才能听懂，不过不妨看看，看懂多少是多少呗。
老牌的的oprah~我就不多说了，感觉有点忒正式了。还有the saturday night live也凑副

脱口秀不是很好找资源,而且如果是刚开始用于练习的话,还是建议看看美剧,和真人秀一类的电视节目,一是资源好找,大多人们都翻译过了.二是内容简单,脱口秀里面很多都是有相应文化背景的,对于初学者来说不好懂

Ⅸ 脱口秀的英文怎么说

脱口秀
[词典] talk show;
[例句]他打开收音机，拨动旋钮，直至调到一个脱口秀节目。
He turned on the radio and fiddled with the knob until he got a talk show.

Ⅹ 你能从脱口秀节目中学到什么英语翻译

应该是：What can you learn from talk show?