⑴ 求一个外国讲脱口秀的小哥（苏格兰人）的名字，有一段表演就是他模仿gay结果最后像个恐龙

这个太简单了
我觉得当今世上所有人
都没有一个比tc长得帅的
满身的仙气，举手投足间的飘逸俊俏
实在是让人看着就流口水。

⑵ 美国著名脱口秀节目主持人的名字

美国著名脱口秀节目主持人Conan O`Brien（柯南欧布莱恩）的录像下载地址
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_sort=relevance&search_query=Conan+O%60Brien&search=Search

youtube上的
下载方法

网络上搜一下，
打开http://javimoya.com/blog/youtube_en.php
第一行空处贴上视频的地址
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_BsJDXja0s 点后面的东东，等一下就出线下载LINK，点一下保存为了FLV格式（保存名字后面加．flv），下载个flvplayer观看

⑶ 英文脱口秀

我也赞成 jimmy kimmel 的，因为大部分适合儿童观看，语言也比较简单。其中他最具代表性的一个脱口秀是一个叫做 hey jimmy kimmel, i told me kids i ate their holloween candies.
其实还有一个很好懂的，是一个美国的节目叫做 Whose line is it anyway，因为里面带有较多的演技，所以中国人比较能从肢体语言中懂。你可以参考他们在优酷上一个叫做“侧躺秀”的。差不多三分钟长，里面附有中文翻译。
如果你要更具有攻击性的，英国有几个能上live at the apollo（这个很难进）的还不错。其中Jack Dee和Jimmy Carr让我影响最深刻。他们的脱口秀带有非常攻击性的讽刺（比如jimmy carr就说过：女人都说自己能同时做很多事情，可是为什么我昨天晚上问我女朋友3P她却说不行？）
如果你需要一个更有国际风采的，澳洲有一位独脚人，讲关于国际语言的人叫做 adam hills。

我个人会推荐如果是容易懂的，可以去看看那个侧躺秀。
如果是以英文口才为主，jimmy carr不错。

⑷ 谁给我一篇英语脱口秀，要短，跪求

第一个:
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

第二个:
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

第三个:
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

⑸ 一个美国老头的脱口秀还是演讲，说的时候都是fuck等脏话，下面很多人起哄欢呼

George Carlin 我想了一个小时才帮你想到.
最有名的是it's bad for ya这对你不好

⑹ 穆雅斓在80后脱口秀调戏王自健时的英文歌是什么

I Want You To Know - Zedd & Selena Gomez
I want you to know that it's our time
我想要你明白这是属于我们的时刻
You and me bleed the same light
你和我流淌着统一的光芒
I want you to know that I'm all yours
我渴望你知道我是全部属于你的这个事实
You and me run the same course
你和我奔驰在相同的轨道上
I'm slippin' down a chain reaction
我为了一个连锁的反映滑落深渊
And here I go, here I go, here I go, go
而我却只能放手受它控制
And once again, I'm yours in fractions
再一次，我是你的一部分
It takes me down, pulls me down, pulls me down low
这让我下坠，带着我走进最深层的情绪
Honey, it's rainin' tonight
亲爱的，今晚的雨无情地下着
The storms always have an eye, have an eye
但暴风的中心终于有一个平静的地带
Tell me your cover tonight
告诉我，你能让我今晚一切安好
Or tell me lies, tell me lies, lies, lies...
否则就告诉我谎言吧
I want you to know that it's our time
我想要你明白这是属于我们的时刻
You and me bleed the same light
你和我流淌着统一的光芒
I want you to know that I'm all yours
我渴望你知道我是全部属于你的这个事实
You and me, we're the same force
你和我站在同一阵线
I want you to know that it's our time
我想要你明白这是属于我们的时刻
You and me bleed the same light
你和我流淌着统一的光芒
I want you to know that I'm all yours
我渴望你知道我是全部属于你的这个事实
You and me run the same course
你和我奔驰在相同的轨道上
I want you to know that it's our time
我想要你明白这是属于我们的时刻
You and me bleed the same light
你和我流淌着统一的光芒
I'm better under your reflection
在你的影响下，我变得更加优秀
But did you know, did you know, did you know, know
可是你知道真相是什么吗
That's anybody else that's met ya
如果有其他人同样幸运地遇到你
It's all the same, all the same, all the same glow
这回事一样的，会闪现同样的光芒
Honey, it's rainin' tonight
亲爱的，今晚的雨无情地下着
The storms always have an eye, have an eye
但暴风的中心终于有一个平静的地带
Tell me your cover tonight
告诉我，你能让我今晚一切安好
Or tell me lies, tell me lies, lies, lies...
否则就告诉我谎言吧
I want you to know that it's our time
我想要你明白这是属于我们的时刻
You and me bleed the same light
你和我流淌着统一的光芒
I want you to know that I'm all yours
我渴望你知道我是全部属于你的这个事实
You and me, we're the same force
你和我站在同一阵线
I want you to know that it's our time
我想要你明白这是属于我们的时刻
You and me bleed the same light
你和我流淌着统一的光芒
I want you to know that I'm all yours
我渴望你知道我是全部属于你的这个事实
You and me run the same course
你和我奔驰在相同的轨道上
You and me run the same course
你和我奔驰在相同的轨道上
I want you to know that it's our time
我想要你明白这是属于我们的时刻
You and me bleed the same light
你和我流淌着统一的光芒
I want you to know that I'm all yours
我渴望你知道我是全部属于你的这个事实
You and me run the same course
你和我奔驰在相同的轨道上

⑺ 姚明和麦迪做客的那期ABC脱口秀节目谁能翻译一下啊

Which one of you is from China
beside teamates you are pretty good friends.right?
yes
and dou you like to hand out together ...outside...
considering this guy
realy?which video game do you play?
you pass the age already!
you pass the age?(反问)
NO you
oh ye ye i'm too old too ..by the way you are pass the high for video game,right?
haha...but you hand out ...i guess it's probbly hard for you guys to
and it must be difficult to go out
It's har for him
yes it's hard for him
35
not too many guys not too many guys 35
But you still with you parents right?
ye i still with my parents!You know we Chinese people usually stay with their parents befor he marrage
we get out like 14!that't nomal.yes,that's the culstom in China is to stay until you get marry.So you must get married then them right away.,..
that is trace,traceyou call ago listen won't you want to get a play usually in AMERICAN now maybe save up gettig an apartment
i'm sorry to let them out,i'm sorry to get them out more.He has a girl friend you know they to together...that is the reason i didn't by that
He goet secrate
i'm sorry.and i apologize
you ever go by the house and yao's parents were there and for you not go the door fot the yao come out
.......
well done.because honesly you know there is a minite different for us.because it's you custom.but here our custom is if you have more than 11dollers move out you parents out
Oh trace you got a big party in vigas for the all stars game right?
yes obsolutaly in the .coffee..whatever you want calling.yes we have a party
will you go to that party yao?
I will happy in that party
i geuss so

will you two parents come with you to vigus for the all stars game?
i don't know
there is enjoring rooms
this is the custom there.this is very intresting,most popular in China not yao ming but actrauly trace grade
not kiting
...i i i don't kmow.....................

我尽力了！！！！！！！！！

⑻ 在《脱口秀大会》中，能接受思文和程璐相互调侃的爱情么

我觉得互相调侃互相吐槽，也是爱情的表达方式之一。

《脱口秀大会》第三期播出后，思文就因「夫妻过成兄弟」的观点，在微博上炸了一波。她的正牌老公，程璐也开始在朋友圈「疯狂炫妻」（谁也没想到......）。这档节目有意打造中国脱口秀人才的养成计划，虽说初亮相时尬点不断，一路下来，我倒觉得节目自成了一种气场——这个工科生占了半边天的喜剧综艺，是不是有点像高智商冷幽默的《生活大爆炸》？

观点粗糙，欢迎小伙伴们评论区留下你们的宝贵意见与我互动。

⑼ 脱口秀大会2017韦若琛是谁

以喜剧为主的综艺节目《脱口秀大会》横空出世让草根IT技术黑客韦若琛成功走红版，在最新一期里权韦若琛又来说段子了，一本正经的说起段子成功把台下的观众给逗翻。