英文脱口秀文稿
我：不要！人家今天晚上就来。
骗子愣了一下：还是明天早上来吧。
我：为什么！今晚你是不是约了别的狐狸精？你说，你给我说！是谁！
骗子把电话挂了。。。真没劲！！！
Ⅱ 小学英语脱口秀比赛稿子加翻译
I’ve completely lost in a make-believe world. I saw Snow White triumph the evil queen with seven dwarfs. I saw the Sleeping beauty woken up by the kiss of true love. I saw Cinderella was on a gorgeous prom dress decorated with sparking crystals. I saw magical pumpkin drove her to the beautiful palace and the glass slippers brought her Mr right.Of course they are just fairytales and never come true in real life.But I know there must be a fairy waiting on my life road and she will do some magic to help me, but I have to do something in exchange for it.At this moment,I have a deep understanding of that.And I have made my mind to spare no effect to get to that charming fairyland.
我完全沉浸在了虚拟空间里。我看到了白雪公主与七个小矮人打败了邪恶的王后，我看到了睡美人被真爱之吻吻醒，我看到灰姑娘正穿着装饰华美的裙子，上面的水晶闪闪发光，我看到魔法南瓜车把她载到美丽的宫殿，玻璃鞋帮她找到了真命天子。当然，它们只是童话，不会发生在真实世界。但是我知道，在我的人生路上，一定有一个仙女在等我，她会用魔法帮助我，但我需要做些事情来作为交换。现在，我对这了解的很深刻了。我已经下定决心，要不遗余力的到达那迷人的仙境
Ⅲ 英语脱口秀稿子五分钟左右初一水平
Last sunday. I and my father, mother, grandparents, brother went to jiuhuashan
by bus. In the morning we came down the mountain. I saw wooded mountains, wild flowers bloom. We climb up the hill along the mountain path. Come halfway up the mountain, I feel a little tired，it began to rain,My West Lake silk umbrella missed,. Dad said to me,“Jane， don’t do anything halfway.”at last，So I insisted reached the top, the top of the scenery so beautiful.We were flying kites, I was thirsty, my mother bought me a bottle of water, .finally we went home.finally，Since then, I've kept the umbrella。i was very happ
Ⅳ 三人三分钟脱口秀稿子英文
选择你喜欢的擅长的主题，然后再去分析如何演讲才能吸引大家
一下仅作个参考给你
大家好！
现在我给大家讲一个童话故事，它是英国作家王尔德写的巨人的花园故事讲的是一个巨人看到孩子们在自己的花园里玩耍很生气于是他在花园的周围筑起了高墙将孩子们据于墙外。从此以后园里花不开鸟不语一片荒凉花园里也没有了春夏秋只有冬天永远留在了这里一天孩子们从墙洞爬进来园里立刻生机勃勃巨人看到后再次将孩子们赶出花园园里又被冰雪覆盖了后来巨人觉醒了随即拆除了高墙花园成了孩子们的乐园巨人生活在漂亮的花园和孩子们中间感到无比幸福。
人们常说：曾人玫瑰手有余香”其实快乐也一样给别人快乐自己也快乐那个巨人他两次将孩子们赶出花园给花园带来了冰雪寒冬让孩子们失去快乐的同时自己也同样孤单寂寞更享受不到花园里明媚的景色还有这样一句名言把你的痛苦与别人分担你的痛苦会减少一半把你的快乐与别人分享你的快乐会增加一倍分享快乐不会使自己损失什么却能让这个时间充满温情与别人分享快乐时一种美德因为快乐能够传染其实很多时候与别人分享快乐既是给自己一个机会也给了别人一个好心情自己也留下了一份好心情既然这样真诚与别人分享如果自己是一团火就点亮别人如果自己是一盆水就洗净别人如果自己是一个粒种子就长出更大的稻穗如果自己是一弯月就给夜行人送去清辉分享本身就是一种快乐请不要吝啬你的笑！
谢谢大家
Ⅳ 求一篇英语脱口秀段子 短的 带翻译 跪求 给分
I am not good at sports, but I love parallel
parking...because unlike sports...whenever parallel parking, the worse you
are...the more people they have rooting for you.
我不擅长运动，但是我喜欢平行停车……因为和运动不一样，不管什么时候你做平行停车，都是你停的越烂，越多人给你叫好。
解释：parallel
parking是美国考驾照路考的一个部分，意思是平行停车，就是让你把车停到平行的车的后面。
Ⅵ 初中英语脱口秀稿子70词
Hey everybody! How are you doing?
It's getting so cold recently. But it's all very normal in winter.
Christmas is coming soon, have you been preparing gifts for your family and friends?
I want to give my girlfriend a special gift. I have been thinking about it for a long time. And I have decided to give her a bra. It's a bra with a Christmas theme, that is bright red and has white fur on the edges. It must be awesome when we make love on Chritmas Eve. I'm so excited about it!
I think it's going to be a great Christmas, and I'm looking forward to it. Wish you all a great Christmas!
Ⅶ 英语课堂脱口秀稿子
Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!
嗨，大家好啊!嗨!那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。多年以后我听说了这个词：童工。我立马就惊讶了，啥?!那些小孩干活还有钱拿?
I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.
我拿到的只是D-。我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。他们只能看懂电子表。我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊?别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。我不能待那么久的。
So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide.
我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。我问，真不行啊?她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there.
有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。 对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。
And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake.
我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。我们
Ⅷ 英语三分钟脱口秀的范文简单的
good morning, ladies and gengtlemen . My name is xxx. It is my honor to come here and givve you a talk show. 下面就是内容了
Ⅸ 英语脱口秀文章
There once was a king who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The king looked at all the pictures. But only two he really liked, and he had to choose between them. One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirroring for towering mountains all around it. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace. The other picture had mountains, too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky, from which rain fell and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a waterfall. This did not look peaceful at all.
But when the king looked closely, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest - - in perfect peace.
Which picture do you think won the prize? The king chose the second picture. Do you know why?
“Because, ” explained the king, “peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, no trouble, or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart. This is the real meaning of peace.”
从前有个国王，出重金奖励最能展现宁静的画家。很多画家都试过了。国王看了所有的照片。但他真正喜欢的只有两个，他不得不在他们之间做出选择。一幅画是一个平静的湖。该湖是一个完美的镜像周围群山环绕。蓝色的天空中白云飘飘。所有看过这幅画的人都认为这是一幅完美的宁静画。另一张图片也有山。但这些是崎岖不平，且光秃秃的。上面有乌云密布的天空，大雨倾盆而下，闪电交加。山的下面有一个瀑布。这看起来一点都不宁静。
然而当国王仔细地看了看，他看到瀑布后面有一小丛灌木生长在岩石的缝隙中。在那里，在怒涛中，鸟妈妈坐在她的巢穴——如此宁静。
你认为哪幅画能获奖？国王选择了第二幅图。你知道是为什么吗？
“因为，”国王解释道，“宁静并不是指在这个地方没有噪音，没有麻烦，没有辛苦的工作的地方。宁静意味着在所有这些因素包围中，仍能保持内心的平静。这是宁静的真谛。”