㈠ 李雪琴做了一个对这季脱口秀大会的总结，她是怎么说的

语言类的节目越来越受年轻人的喜爱，一档脱口秀节目更是语言类节目的代表作。在这档脱口秀节目最新的一季中李雪琴的参加更是增加了不少的看点，随着节目的结束，她也发长文做出了对这次节目中表现的总结。

李雪琴本身就是一个非常有趣的人，我们一开始认识她是因为她的那一句，大家好，我是李雪琴以及她追星成功的经历。而她这一次参加这档脱口秀节目的表现也更是让我们对她有了新的看法，她对这次节目的总结更是受到了很多网友的关注。

其实如果看过节目的观众都能看出来李雪琴这一路的进步与成长以及他在脱口秀方面的努力与付出，李雪琴从网红到脱口秀演员，我们所有人都是她的见证人。李雪琴在总结中说自己没有什么天赋，完全是一个脱口秀新人，感谢大家对她的喜爱，在以后会努力成为一个优秀的脱口秀演员。希望这个努力又有脱口秀才华的女孩能够越来越优秀，早日成为自己理想的样子。

㈡ 英语脱口秀文章

There once was a king who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The king looked at all the pictures. But only two he really liked, and he had to choose between them. One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirroring for towering mountains all around it. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace. The other picture had mountains, too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky, from which rain fell and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a waterfall. This did not look peaceful at all.
But when the king looked closely, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest - - in perfect peace.
Which picture do you think won the prize? The king chose the second picture. Do you know why?
“Because, ” explained the king, “peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, no trouble, or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart. This is the real meaning of peace.”
从前有个国王，出重金奖励最能展现宁静的画家。很多画家都试过了。国王看了所有的照片。但他真正喜欢的只有两个，他不得不在他们之间做出选择。一幅画是一个平静的湖。该湖是一个完美的镜像周围群山环绕。蓝色的天空中白云飘飘。所有看过这幅画的人都认为这是一幅完美的宁静画。另一张图片也有山。但这些是崎岖不平，且光秃秃的。上面有乌云密布的天空，大雨倾盆而下，闪电交加。山的下面有一个瀑布。这看起来一点都不宁静。
然而当国王仔细地看了看，他看到瀑布后面有一小丛灌木生长在岩石的缝隙中。在那里，在怒涛中，鸟妈妈坐在她的巢穴——如此宁静。
你认为哪幅画能获奖？国王选择了第二幅图。你知道是为什么吗？
“因为，”国王解释道，“宁静并不是指在这个地方没有噪音，没有麻烦，没有辛苦的工作的地方。宁静意味着在所有这些因素包围中，仍能保持内心的平静。这是宁静的真谛。”

㈢ 英语课前五分钟的脱口秀，就是介绍下自己，急用！

To introce myself（介绍我自己）
Hello,every one!（大家好）
My name is **** . （我叫****）
I'm a 15 years old boy. （我是一个15岁的男孩）（具体情况自己改）
I live in the beautiful city of Rizhao.（我住在美丽的Rizhao城）（你可以把Rizhao改成自己家乡的城市的名称的拼音）
I'm an active ,lovely and clever boy.(我是一个活跃的可爱的聪明的男孩）
In the school , my favourite subject is maths . （在学校，我最喜欢数学）
Perhaps someone thinks it's difficult to study well .（也许有些人认为这很难学）
But I like it.（但我喜欢他）
I belive that if you try your best, everything can be done well.（我相信每件事付出努力就会有害结果）
I also like sports very much.（我也很喜欢运动）
Such as,running,volleyball and so on. （像跑步、排球等等）
I'm kind-hearted.（我很热心）
If you need help ,please come to me .（如果你需要帮助，就来找我）
I hope we can be good friends!（我希望我们能成为好朋友）
OK.This is me .A sunny boy.（好了，这就是我，一个阳光男孩）

㈣ 脱口秀都有哪些词语

一、正说词语：同胞相见，同台表演。1．到达arrive—reach－getto2．穿过across—through3．单独的alone—lonely4．大的big—large—great—huge5．一点儿alittle—abit6．借borrow—lend—keep—have7．拿bring—take－get－carry8．开始start—begin—beon9．种植grow—plant10．变得turn—get—become11．高兴的glad—happy—pleased—pleasant12．睡觉gotobed—gotosleep13．看look—see—watch—read14．别的other—another—else15．学习learn—study16．希望hope—wish17．每一个each—every18．许多many—much—alotof19．公园park—garden—zoo20．声音voice—noise—sound21．穿戴puton—wear—haveon—dress—dressup22．土地land—ground—earth23．问题question—problem24．消息message—news25．在……之间between—among—ring26．在……之上on—over—above27．在……之下under—below28．好的good—fine—nice—well－OK—wonderful—allright29．花费spend—take—cost—buy30．都……all—both—either评语：哎呀，看得我眼花缭乱。不过，别看这些同义词手拉手，看样子挺亲热的，其实它们在语法、词性、表情达意、适用范围上都有区别，不能一概而论。二、反说词语：冤家相遇，一句贯通。1．Thismanismyfather．Thatwomanismymother．I‘maboy．You‘reagirl．I‘mhissonandyou‘reherdaughter．We‘rebrotherandsister．．．这男人是我爸爸，那妇女是我妈妈，我是男孩，你是女孩。我是他的儿子，你是她的女儿。我们是兄妹。我奶奶和爷爷与我们住在一起。我婶子和叔叔常来看望他们。2．Thehusbandgoestosleepatnight，andwakesupintheday．丈夫在夜里睡觉，白天醒来。3．Let‘．咱们从入口进去，从出口出去。4．Theoldmanisinanewhat，theyoungmanisinanoldhat．那个老年人戴着一顶新帽子，这个年轻人戴着一顶旧帽子。5．Thetallmanisverythin，theshortmanisveryfat．高个子男人瘦，矮个子男人胖。6．Ithinkthebigappleisgood，thesmallappleisbad．我认为大苹果好，小苹果差。7．Theblackskirtislonger，thewhiteoneisshorter．黑裙子较长，白裙子较短。8．Aclevermanthinksquickly，afoolishmanthinksslowly．聪明人想得快，愚笨人想得慢。9．Theeastisbrightandclean，thewestisdarkanddirty．东边光明而洁净，西边黑暗而肮脏。10．，thehardsweaterischeapandheavy．那件柔软的毛衣又贵又轻，那件硬毛衣又便宜又重。11．Ithinkit‘shotwiththedoorclosed，it’scoldwiththedooropen．我觉得关门热开门冷。12．Abusymanisrichandfull，anidlemanispoorandhungry．忙人富裕能吃饱，清闲的人贫穷而受饿。13．It‘sverysafeinahighplace，andit‘sverydangerousinalowplace．，thereismuchwaterinthelowplace．高处安全低处险，因为高处水少低处水多。14．Thefrontroadiswide，thebackoneisnarrow．Butthefrontroadisnoisy，thebackoneisquiet．前面路宽，后面路窄。但前面的路吵闹，后面的路安静。

㈤ 大家好我是猫猫,是什么脱口秀搞笑节目的开场白求节目名字

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㈥ 想要一些最近美国脱口秀的比较有意思的句子

I am an immigrant...and I used to drive this used car with a lot of bumper stickers that impossible to peel it off...and one of them said ...if you don't speak english...go home...and I didn't know this for two years...
我是个移民，我曾经开着这辆贴了很多贴纸撕都撕不下来的二手车开了很久。其中一张贴纸写的是……如果你不会说英语，滚回家吧……我两年以后才知道写的是这个。
I tried really hard to become an US citizen, and I had to take this America history lessons...
where they ask us questions like... who's Benjamin Franklin...well, I like aah...the reason our convenience store gets robbed...what's the second amendment...well, I like aah...the reason our convenience store gets robbed...what's the row (Roe) vs Wade...like aah...two ways of coming to the united states...
我曾经很努力的想成为美国公民，为此我不得不去上美国历史课。课堂上他们问我，本杰明•富兰克林是谁？呃，我就说，这就是我们便利店被抢的原因……宪法第二修正案是什么……呃，这就是我们便利店被抢的原因……

㈦ 有哪些适合学英语的国外脱口秀节目

In the afternoon Philip did his lessons, He was taught Latin and