❶ 80后脱口秀最牛的一期

个人人觉得都还不错

❷ 今晚80后脱口秀经典段子

1、自健：老婆，今儿这是怎么了，闷闷不乐！

老婆：撞衫了。

自健：你平常不是不太在乎这事嘛？

老婆：你是不知道，跟人撞衫也就算了！我跟宜家的沙发撞衫了！我今天穿这衣服跟宜家那沙发颜色一模一样！

自健：人你都不在乎，沙发你在乎什么？

老婆：你是不知道，我跟宜家的沙发这么一撞衫，一个小伙子，咣！一屁股就坐我身上！

2、老婆总会问我：老公咱家衣柜里总是少件衣服呢？

是啊：你总买裙子呢。

3、我结婚时场景是这样的：司仪问：今后无论感冒，闹肚子，不想陪你玩，不想陪你看球，你愿意和她结婚吗？我真的想了五分钟。

接着问：王自健，当你贫穷没房子没工作，你愿意放她一条生路吗？这家伙是她前男友。

4、女神说：我钢琴十级，单簧管六级，英语八级，你有什么特长，王建国想半天：我魔兽世界六十多级。

5、门口摆这两辆汉马是你的嘛！

是啊！

平时你开一辆还不行嘛？怎么还弄两辆！？

咳！就这车谁开啊！平时就放这当石狮子用！

6、每次地铁一开门都掉下几个人来。我决定上班带一盆仙人掌，然后下地铁时看，怎么是芦荟啊。

❸ 今晚80后脱口秀yif那期 魔术师YIF的背景音乐！

您好O(∩_∩)O~ 很高兴为您解答！



那首是 yif魔幻之法式接吻 我也很喜欢 也是最近在专喜马拉雅上听属今晚八零后以前节目时觉得好听

好不容易找到的O(∩_∩)O~

看来我们爱好略同啊O(∩_∩)O哈哈~

希望你能喜欢

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❹ 今晚80后脱口秀20151003期邓男子变纸花魔术时候的背景英文歌是什么急！！！

Welcome To New York City - Cam'ron
Turn the motherfucking music up
Just Blaze, man. You owe me nigga

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to the Empire State.
Home of the World Trade.
Birthplace of Michael Jordan.
Home of Biggie Smalls.
Roc-A-Fella headquarters.
Ladies and gentlemen, Killa Cam, Young Hov is definitely in the building
Brooklyn, Harlem World
（Welcome to New York City, welcome to New York City）
Stand the fuck up!

I'm a B.K. brawler
Marcy projects hallway loiterer
Pure coke copper, get your order up
I bring 'em to Baltimore in the Ford Explorer
It's gonna cost you more if I gotta get 'em to Florida
Rucker game attender
With the Bent parked on the sidewalk with the temp plates on the fender
I ain't hard to find you catch me fronting center
At the Knick game, big chain and all my splendor
Next to Spike and the pen left to write
I own Madison Square, catch me at the fight
But damn once again if you pan left at the ice
If you the man that write checks with the hand that don't write
I go off the head when I'm rambling on the mic
And I go off the feds when I'm scrambling at night
And if it's off the set I brought hammers to the fight
But we from New York City, right Cam?
（ Yeah, damn right）

It's the home of 9-11, the place of the lost towers
We still banging, we never lost power, tell 'em
Welcome to New York City, welcome to New York City
You all fucking with BK's banger and Harlem's own gangster
Now that's danger there's nothing left to shape up
Welcome to New York City, welcome to New York City

Yo, there's a war going on outside, no man is safe from
It don't matter if you three feet or eight-one
You'll get eight from me, nine and straight blown
Wig split, melon cracked, all that on day one
Carry eight guns, two in the trunk
Two in the waist, two in the ankle, two to just spank you
You can jam with them jammers, blam with them blammers
It's hot here, ask Mase he ran to Atlanta
You think we know what life do, make wanna mold the cycle
Drinkers they so delightful, blinging with so much ice
In front of sparks, body of Castellano
Block away watched by Gotti and Gravano
It's la Cosa Nostra, someone close approach you
They'll toast your gopher, bread loaf with shofer
Old coke they raise up and snort, blayze up your fort
Jay puff shine, cases was caught
Midnight pick fights, they love a victim
Watch him fore he watch you, Killa

I'm from 101, west to Hunt 40th, this shit is live
Fifth-floor, 56, you know the zip, district five
You're on 22nd, you from two-one
That's on Lennox, 7th ave was news one

Coverage I synethestry
Got rise from defending me
'Cause New York'll miss me if I'm locked in the penitentiary
The judge said "Is this that thug, from the kit kat club?"
But I got enough chips stacked up to make a bitch to pack up

Killa, I pinch that button, I grip that snub to hit that thug
Lay up in a pitch black tug,
You looking at rich black thugs to get that love
And we won't stop till I get back blood
Holla at 'em Hov

I'm from Flushing, Marcy, Nostrand, Myrtle and Park
Niggas'll drive by in the day, murder you in the dark
That's why the Johnny gun I'm holding
Wet niggas up like the johnny-pump is open
Homie, I play hard

You all niggas man, you all can't fuck around man
It's the ROC bitch, Killa, my nigga Jigga, Sigel, Beans

Diplomats man, holla, Dash
Get the fuck off our dicks
I own this shit right now man, I ain't going nowhere

Welcome to New York City!

❺ 综艺节目80后脱口秀表演开始时，有个老外一直在那里晃荡是干什么的

打碟

❻ 今晚80后脱口秀哪一期有观众讲了一个花圈的笑话

和朋友一起吃过晚饭，溜达到夜市，
正好一辆police的巡逻车经过。
远远的警灯一闪一闪。小贩们看到了，纷纷收拾东西。
眼看就是要准备跑路嘛。
这时，亲民的police叔叔在车里用扩音器喊：不要跑，不是城管。。。

❼ 哪个电视台节目 模仿 今晚80后脱口秀 那个节目叫什么

是深圳台的年代秀吗，貌似不是模仿．

❽ 80脱口秀最后这一夜有你们真好，下一句是

愿你们这一夜过的愉快！谢谢！

❾ 今晚80后脱口秀邓男子魔术教学

这个照片肯定是提前拍好的咯，你仔细看一下，拍照那段，举起自拍杆之前勤浇水一手插兜一手拿着三个纸片，带着帽子，放下自拍杆也一直带着帽子，快拍出来的照片却是没有带帽子。再体会一下勤浇水在显示照片的时个笑容