❶ 求英语搞笑段子（ 笑话、脱口秀 、独白 ）越多越好 拜托了

What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”不够自己直接查网络那里版很多权

❷ 英语简短脱口秀(幽默型)

某天，同事MM突然问俺：三厢POLO（三箱菠萝）多少钱？
我想了下就说：十公斤装的大概50块吧，三箱150左右，你买那么多菠萝吃得完吗？总感觉哪里不对。
后来......就没有后来啦！

❸ 英语脱口秀文章

There once was a king who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The king looked at all the pictures. But only two he really liked, and he had to choose between them. One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirroring for towering mountains all around it. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace. The other picture had mountains, too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky, from which rain fell and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a waterfall. This did not look peaceful at all.
But when the king looked closely, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest - - in perfect peace.
Which picture do you think won the prize? The king chose the second picture. Do you know why?
“Because, ” explained the king, “peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, no trouble, or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart. This is the real meaning of peace.”
从前有个国王，出重金奖励最能展现宁静的画家。很多画家都试过了。国王看了所有的照片。但他真正喜欢的只有两个，他不得不在他们之间做出选择。一幅画是一个平静的湖。该湖是一个完美的镜像周围群山环绕。蓝色的天空中白云飘飘。所有看过这幅画的人都认为这是一幅完美的宁静画。另一张图片也有山。但这些是崎岖不平，且光秃秃的。上面有乌云密布的天空，大雨倾盆而下，闪电交加。山的下面有一个瀑布。这看起来一点都不宁静。
然而当国王仔细地看了看，他看到瀑布后面有一小丛灌木生长在岩石的缝隙中。在那里，在怒涛中，鸟妈妈坐在她的巢穴——如此宁静。
你认为哪幅画能获奖？国王选择了第二幅图。你知道是为什么吗？
“因为，”国王解释道，“宁静并不是指在这个地方没有噪音，没有麻烦，没有辛苦的工作的地方。宁静意味着在所有这些因素包围中，仍能保持内心的平静。这是宁静的真谛。”

❹ 有什么特别搞笑的英文脱口秀

Late show with David Letterman 大卫莱特曼深夜秀
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon 肥伦秀

❺ 推荐一些英语的脱口秀节目

The Oprah Winfrey Show,貌似因为张靓颖上过一次以后就在国内很有名气了，不过不属于搞笑型的脱口秀专
The Ellen DeGeneres Show,很搞笑的，也属很有意义，每集刚开始的monologue讲的挺好的，短短5分钟左右，听多了对应于很有用处
The Late Show,美国收视率几乎最高的脱口秀，适合英语水平比较高的听

先这些吧，Talk Show有很多，你这些看看满意不满意

❻ 英文脱口秀

我也赞成 jimmy kimmel 的，因为大部分适合儿童观看，语言也比较简单。其中他最具代表性的一个脱口秀是一个叫做 hey jimmy kimmel, i told me kids i ate their holloween candies.
其实还有一个很好懂的，是一个美国的节目叫做 Whose line is it anyway，因为里面带有较多的演技，所以中国人比较能从肢体语言中懂。你可以参考他们在优酷上一个叫做“侧躺秀”的。差不多三分钟长，里面附有中文翻译。
如果你要更具有攻击性的，英国有几个能上live at the apollo（这个很难进）的还不错。其中Jack Dee和Jimmy Carr让我影响最深刻。他们的脱口秀带有非常攻击性的讽刺（比如jimmy carr就说过：女人都说自己能同时做很多事情，可是为什么我昨天晚上问我女朋友3P她却说不行？）
如果你需要一个更有国际风采的，澳洲有一位独脚人，讲关于国际语言的人叫做 adam hills。

我个人会推荐如果是容易懂的，可以去看看那个侧躺秀。
如果是以英文口才为主，jimmy carr不错。

❼ 求一篇英语脱口秀段子 短的 带翻译 跪求 给分

I am not good at sports, but I love parallel
parking...because unlike sports...whenever parallel parking, the worse you
are...the more people they have rooting for you.
我不擅长运动，但是我喜欢平行停车……因为和运动不一样，不管什么时候你做平行停车，都是你停的越烂，越多人给你叫好。
解释：parallel
parking是美国考驾照路考的一个部分，意思是平行停车，就是让你把车停到平行的车的后面。