阿sir台词
① 黄子华经典台词
奸人坚的奸人语录
国语版本
第 一 集 :有恩不报不算差,有仇不报是人渣.
第 二 集 :损人必利己,打赢靠暗器.这个世界就是这样.
第 三 集 :你识相,我识相.
第 四 集 :(这么大的链子,这么小的手指头.)你有什么事做得成功啊,你这个人真是的!
第 五 集 :一件污,两件疫,三件无所谓.(我奸人坚的姓也比人多一个字,姓奸人.)
坏就坏到底,奸就奸个够.(反正我奸人坚在别人眼里是个奸人)
第 六 集 :(给你说过的嘛,最重要的是什么?)人财两得,永不吃亏.
第 七 集 :我是个奸人,可以给毁灭.但我不会被你们打败的!
第 八 集 :你这么傻?你什么不好学,为何要死?你要死的时候,死亡会来找你,你却去找它?
第 九 集 :(现在做黄飞鸿的徒弟,会有很多好处,有谁不知道啊?)正所谓人间有情.你没死,我就再送你一程!
第 十 集 :我们这种奸人,聪明人就怕我.只有笨人蠢人才会相信我.
第十 一 集 :女人超过六十斤,男女授受不亲.
第十 二 集 :真牙人,妒忌假牙人,闻所未闻.
第十 三 集 :古语有云:东西可以乱吃,礼物不可以不收.
第十 四 集 :一看我们就是:苦命鸳鸯一双双.
第十 五 集 :有人看见就黄飞鸿,没人看见就一条虫.
第十 六 集 :(师傅,我明白了)总之,打不还手,骂不还口.买菜不中饱私囊,对吧?
第十 七 集 :做娘已经难了,做妓女的娘更加难.我觉得你应该好好的孝顺你娘才对.
第十 八 集 :不要爱上一个做大事的人.
第十 九 集 :大老板,我们做小的无非救一个机会.要是大老板给我个机会,我绝对不让 你失望.
第二 十 集 :你有种去我那点灯,我就在你门口点火.
第二十一集 :我这么辛苦抓你们回来放了你们,我不如吃饱了饭去抠喉啊.
粤语原版
1.有恩不报未算差,有仇不报正人渣!
2.损人必利己,打赢就靠暗器.哩个世界系甘咖啦下嘛!
3.你识做,我识做!
4.甘大条链甘细只手指,唉,有咩做得成功咖你真系!(骂牙刷苏)
5.一件污,两件秽,三件无所谓.我奸人坚就算做咗圣人都系圣奸人!
6.我讲过最重要嘅系乜嘢?人才两得,唔使"咸湿".
7.我系一个奸人,我可以被毁灭,但我唔会比你打败!
8.你甘憨居嘅,好学唔学~,做咩要死啊?你死嘅时候死会黎稳你咖,你去稳距!(骂阿豹)
9.如今做黄飞鸿徒弟,真系甘多着数,系人都知啦下~,正所谓人间友情,你未死就送你一程!
10.我地哩D奸人啊,D聪明人就怕我,系D笨人蠢人先会信我嘅啫.
11.女人过咗60斤,男女授受不亲.
12.真牙人妒忌假牙人,闻所未闻.(讽刺翠)
13.古语有云:嘢可以乱食,礼物唔可以唔收.
14.一睇我地就系,苦命鸳鸯一双双.(跟阿碧)
15.有人睇到就黄飞鸿,无人睇到就一条虫.
16.师父,我琳我明喇,总之呢,打不还口,骂不还手!(我没写错,你自己回去看看!)买餸就唔打斧头!
17.做啊妈已经难,做老鸨啊妈更加难,我觉得你应该好好孝顺你啊妈.
18.唔好爱上一个做大事嘅人!
19.训咗靓过未训,哩D系我地广东菜嘅特色!
20.你够胆黎我铺头点灯,我就系你门口放火!
21.我甘辛苦捉你地翻黎放咗你地,我不如食饱饭去抠喉吖~
栋笃神探
名剑风流,大剑下流
莫:我系一只无雀既脚仔...
啊,唔系
系一只无脚既雀仔
李慧慧走到栋面前，看着栋。
栋：“讲笑……”
李慧慧跳起来狠狠的扇了作栋一个耳光，作栋马上就流鼻血了。
若要人不知，唔好太低B。
时运高，乜都听唔到，听唔到。
晤使腾,NO PROBLEM!
四个字——关你咩事~~
大家打份工啫..揾食艰难啊...
系我衰又5够衰,凶手究竟是谁???
世上冇难事,祗怕冇头緖
"你有无见过释迦牟尼同人地讲数啊?......大家揽埋一齐阿弥陀佛咯!"
攻击人既五大手法"劈""藕""插""打""捏"....
男人就斗女人,女人就斗大墩~~
孤男寡女共处一室,搽下药酒热下身
唔是是必要闹你,但我闹你将成为呈堂证供
你有甘正的锡兰红茶唔饮,钟意饮D有三十年历史的丝袜奶茶,唔系啊
红艳祸水—— 当个女人越红艳,男人就越麻烦~~
越大只,越抵锡~~~
一个完美既淫妇必须唔似一个淫妇
比份粮你,一半系比你做野,一半系比你要黎受气既.
识食有几难姐,食完唔使比钱果下境界先难到达啊嘛
真系100岁唔死都有盲侠～
你5是我杯茶
男亲女爱
阿Lok名言
“...亲戚嘅朋友即系‘亲朋戚友’啦。”
“House Bar 系我家，买one送一打。”
“一千几百，犹如垃圾，富贵于我如浮云……但系浮云于我如命根啊。”
“呢支签真系好到……极有限。”
“唔系too (two) much，系three much。”
“人又老，钱又冇，老婆跟人走埋佬，分尸畀人摄落个灶。”
“只要有泳衣，死咗都有得医。”
“少林寺绝技——扻头埋罐”
“你食鱼翅，我食粉丝；你揸Benz，我坐Bus。”
“唔通我呢个屯门色魔走咗嚟中环开工？”
“重未死，净系长期危殆啫。”
“呢本系日本AV影星丸琼丹子嚟架。”
“人才唔得出众，口才唔得玲珑，出手唔得冲动。”
“鬼叫蛤乸净系夹乸唔夹公咩？”（gay婆系夹乸啲）
“食饭落club，冲凉“扌耷”骨。”
“口低眼角高，未死就已经发‘髦’。”
“人摇福薄，折堕直落。”
“耆英就即系奇怪嘅‘乌蝇’啰。”
“你至叻就系冇讲粗口好似讲咗噉。”
“画公仔要画到连画公仔嗰个都画埋出嚟先叫画公仔。”
“国耻当前，牺牲小便，完成大便。”
“再捱多晚，‘仙姑’都变‘鲜鱿’。”
“尊严几钱啊？宜家‘粗盐’都贵过‘尊严’。”
“做工呢样嘢，不在乎天长地久，只在乎有冇得‘透’。”
“大难不死，必有镬粥。”
“鉴生被屈，一打就甩。”
“满身伤痕，身无分文。”
“天大地大，唔够毛小慧玩得咁大；水深海深，吾够毛小慧伤害得咁深。”
“暴雨协会即系暴个乳出嚟。”
“一个月生一次须，原来冇脚毛。”
“个样眉精眼企，谂嘢独孤一味，亲戚唔理你。”
“仙姐好，我哋有目共睹；仙姐落格，知法犯法。”
“一朝早做八份契，你当我契爷，唔系师爷啊！”
Miss Mo名言
“BT——bad taste”，“GT—— good taste”
“慧根就冇喇，穷根就大把。”
“女仔著衫要‘有前有后，冻死罢就’。”
“呢个系压力煲，死鸡‘撑’都‘撑’唔开啦！”
“你呢啲叫打电话，要打先通嘅。”
“即刻卸膊，正一三尖八角。”
“滋味麻利，做嘢唔企理，冇胆怕死，净系识得翘手un大畀。”
“佢行路摇风摆柳，冇嘢益老友。”
其他人嘅名言
“呢部系采访车，唔系烈火战车！”——阿Man
“到时杂志社执咗，我哋就上棺材车！”——Happy
“忠忠直直，终于上诉得值。”——James
“你又冇人才，又冇钱财，贪你蠢才咩？”——仙姐
“得罪人多，称呼人少，手抱咁大叫阿哥，识得古惑仔又多，畀鸡碎咁多，亦唔会啰嗦。”——仙姐
“南极探险队上月球都系喺度做体能测试架！”——仙姐
“食啖陈皮，吞咗啖气。”——仙姐
“Take到九十九，几时先有得唞？”——仙姐
“三尖八角，畀钱卸膊。”——Henry
“我哋唔系好似航空母舰食水咁深嘅。”——仙姐
“你就真系淫人所不淫。”——仙姐
“小贪搏同情，大贪畀人fing。”——仙姐
“我玉洁冰清，冰过玉冰烧，洁过洗洁精。”——仙姐
“巴楂泼辣，火头四围辣。”——James
“人又巴闭，对眼又细，做家务实听偷鸡。”——James
你就好像别人妈妈出殡，你不停的问她怎么死的，她为什么会死啊？
余乐天：怎么是这个？不是黑人吗？不是Michael jackson，吗？
毛小慧：michael jackson还是黑人吗？
apple：时间的差别吧！
难道这次是我的错啊？！我得罪了厕所之神啊？
一个耳光倒是没什么，但是你别用指甲啊！
我告诉你啊，那个家伙呢，根本就是内分泌失调，荷尔蒙失败。但是呢我不会因为她的生理因素就原谅她。
仙姑，我和你是有血缘关系的。我们的遗传因子是认识的。
但是你知道吗？我现在一天到晚受她荷尔蒙的蹂躏，我现在成了她荷尔蒙发泄的工具。我比做男*还惨，我是法律界的男*。呜呼！我怎么在法律界立足啊？
我不是愁眉苦脸的，我脸上流露的是智慧的疑惑。
看到没有？花这玩意真的能影响到一个女人的荷尔蒙水平。
送花也分受益人和受害人。他们的区别主要是荷尔蒙上的区别。
毛小慧：还送那么没有格调的花。不仅侮辱了我，也侮辱了这些花。这个叫作BT!bad taste!
当面骂是蔑视法庭，来，我们边走边聊。
我就听到miss mo的叫声。那个叫声不是人类能够发出的声音。
名誉扫地啊，尊严跳楼啊，贞操不保啊，恩公！
毛小慧：记下来。jacuzzi！（简明英汉词典解释：n. 极可意浴缸，极可意水流按摩浴缸（商标名称））
余乐天：哦，寂孤池！
毛小慧：什么寂孤池？
余乐天：这里只有你一个人住，当然是又寂寞又孤单的大浴池。
怎么搞的？小强！你怎么能够偷吃呢？你做蟑螂也要有点骨气嘛！
余乐天：天啊！
毛小慧：不要再怨天了，好不好？
余乐天：我在叫自己名字。
毛小慧：你当我有老人痴呆症啊？
余乐天：没那么快，下个月吧。
你毁了容岂不是更好？你可以顺便整容了。
我真搞不懂你们女人，天天把眼睛画得跟皮蛋似的都没事，脸被戳了一下就住院。
梅日仙：我的脸上有黑头吗？
余乐天：你的头就是个大黑头。
鲍一柱（对毛小慧）：你如果想面对失败，我也不勉强你。
余乐天（对毛小慧）：你的确是面对着一个失败，不知道这个失败有没有五尺四寸高呢？
man：表哥，你说你做人呢，义字为重，一千几百如垃圾，富贵于我如浮云。啊！
余乐天：但是浮云于我如命根啊。
大家都知道呢，那个朱何美芳呢，她令人讨厌的程度呢，已经达到一种全球性的现象了。
余乐天：james，你来说几句吧。
詹士安：（耳语）……
余乐天：谢谢你的粗言秽语。仙姑，你来说几句吧。
梅日仙：你是一只穿衣服戴帽子的动物，也就是衣冠禽兽啊！
余乐天：谢谢你的鼓励。
梅日仙：你啊，人才不够出众，口才不够玲珑，出手不够冲动！
栋笃笑里的经典语录：
爱情
白雪公主，几咁纯洁无瑕。但系谂真啲，白雪公主，识得嗰个系王子，灰姑娘识嗰个又系王子；有个有特殊尝好，钟意锡青蛙慨女人锡咗只青蛙一啖，只青蛙变出嚟慨又系王子！有冇人谂过根本个王子系同一个人呢？根本呢个王子都不知几花心，周围沟女，重无良到扮青蛙去沟添！
情窦未开
我第一次恋爱之前，我认为自己就系杨过，而我同书里面个杨过唯一唔同慨地方，就系佢有只大雕。而我嗰阵，就钟意捻呢个相思同画眉多啲。同杨过一样，我从来冇谂过要考第一。我只需要爱情，只要搵到我慨小龙女，我就可以抛弃学业，退隐山林，搬入新界住。但系我一定要住西班牙别墅，我唔住得村屋，我怕蛇虫鼠蚁。然后每个月至多出一次市区，不过我唔会逗留得耐，问亚妈攞完零用钱我就会入番入去。冇错，基本上，我由中一至中五都系喺呢种咁超然慨思想下度过。嗰阵时学校最流行慨辩论题目系：“中学生应否谈恋爱？”我认为，我哋应该辩论慨系“中学生应否读书？”而喺我第一次恋爱之前，我慨小龙女只需要一个条件，就系靓，我知我咁样谂好肤浅，但系嗰阵时我重细，唔知道原来身材都好重要架。
性
圣人话:“食色性也！”食同色，好唔同！一个人无论几钟意食，会唔会畀几十蚊入戏院睇套“蒸气腾腾小龙包”？一个人无论几钟意食，又会唔会为咗望一嚿冇包住慨牛肉望
到畀车撞？
爱情
恋爱唔系PART-TIME，你唔可以话：“爱！做完咪走啰！”恋爱系一盘生意，你要二十四小时谂住佢。自己生意，冇所谓PART-TIME正识。人哋放假或者过年过节，你更加要开OT添。行花市啦行海边啦睇戏食饭啦……你有乜嘢竞争对手呢？我冇竞争对手？！你估你系专利巴士公司啊？港巴都执咗啦！有冇考虑结婚？咁就要向公众交代，咁就即系上市啦！所以，“中学生应否谈恋爱”唔系问题，问题系“人类应否有两份全职工作？”你再拍拖，需要知会你老板：“老细，我出面搵咗份恋爱，我真系好需要呢份恋爱，不过公司啲嘢我会照做，我兼顾到架。”然后你老板会话：“咁你不如搵多份恋爱，咪直情唔使返呢份工啰！”
新鲜
依家啲人沟女，对条女最大慨要求系乜啊？唔系靓，最紧要，系够新鲜！乜嘢叫做够新鲜啊？就系话，沟咗一年嗰个，就唔够沟咗半年嗰个咁正。因为半年嗰个新相识，新鲜啲。同样，沟咗半年嗰个，就唔够三个月咁正。沟咗一个月就唔够半个月嗰个咁正。沟咗一日就唔够半日嗰个正，如此类推，终于……沟咗嗰件，就唔够未沟嗰件咁正！啖即系点呢？重沟唔沟好呢？一沟就唔正？！
女人伟大
黄：喺爱情之中，女人最伟大！
男人慨牺牲，就为咗追求美丽；而女人慨牺牲，就只系得到一个麻甩佬！而最伟大慨
系佢哋根本唔觉得系牺牲。
如果你话畀一个女人听：“喂，你男朋友有口臭！”
张：车，人梗有局部缺点慨！
黄：佢重有臭狐同香港脚喎！
张：噉佢咪好平均咯！
黄：佢啲鼻鼾声唔使较咪啊！
张：我男朋友一定系梦见我，我开心。
黄：佢屙尿乱咁啡！
张：好壮啊！
黄：佢啡完唔洗手！
张：边有男人洗手架！
黄：我有！
张：乸型！
黄：佢重讲粗口啊！
张：但系佢心地好！
黄：佢喺电梯度食烟喎！
张：公众场合都唔畀食咯，佢咪呢埋一边食啰，你哋重想点啊！你系咪想逼死
佢？！系咪想逼死佢？！呜～～～
责任何在
如果你话我听，因为我唔靓仔，所以唔可以做戏，你唔应该话我听！因为唔关我事，我唔应该负呢个责任，你应该同我父母讲，系佢哋搞成我咁慨。如果你要罚，应该罚佢哋。以后，边个丑样，就罚佢爸爸妈妈唔准做戏！或者剩系做茄呢啡！我唔系一个唔负责任慨人，为我爸爸妈妈嗰短短一刹慨快感，我已经负责负咗廿几年。你估做我好易做啊？我细个读书唔好，或者唔合格，我冇要父母负责。我自己签晒啲成绩表慨。每当我爸爸妈妈有争执闹交慨时候，我有冇叫佢哋为咗我慨童年着想，忍下对方？冇！我叫佢哋出街闹！
我大个咗，唔知应该信边个宗教，唔知做人为乜，唔知人生事业慨方向都冇要求父母照顾我。反而系我调番转头，提醒佢哋：你哋要搵钱啊，积谷防饥啊，唔系第日老来无依无靠
啊！……乜嘢都系我！
男仔唔使靓仔
靓仔系唔系真系咁重要啊？有啲人话男人唔驶靓仔慨，有才华咪得啰。系，你有冇试过带你慨才华去落disco识女仔啊？人哋啲靓仔一行入去，唔使二十分钟，就已经同啲女仔互相问问题：“你度定我度？”我带住我慨才华入到去，几艰难先搵到个女仔肯畀个机会我。唔系畀机会我交换问题，而系畀机会我天才表演。唱歌跳舞做话剧讲大话功夫表演，成套欢乐今宵一个人做一次……
华呢个名，我点会死啊。最紧要系，就算死都唔系乜嘢一回事。细个嗰阵隔离陈师奶成日叫佢老公：“咁多人去死你重唔去死？”然后去完番嚟，阿陈师奶又会话：“死番嚟喇？唔死多阵添？”所以我一路都认为，去死，即系去街，同埋一定唔会去好远。因为阿陈生每次都好快就返嚟慨。
赌马
喂，赌马系需要付出好多架。朝早要睇晨操夜晚要睇董骠，又要同朋友交换读书报告。你估我哋睇得书少？市面几多马经啊？重唔系话你睇得多就得架喎！香港啲马经，一埸十只马，十只马都有人贴，你自己思想唔够独立，啖你就死梗喇：唔该，呢场每只帮我落100蚊啊！希望中啦！夏天嚟喇，抖暑啦，你估系畀啲马休息咩？系畀我哋休息啊！
泳池
黄：去公众泳池嗰啲唔系叫做游水，嗰啲叫做浸水。因为喺公众泳池游，只可以用一
种泳式，就系弹式，同一个位，弹下弹下。
张：如果系高手可以用式，但系要潜落水底嗰度用。
黄：点解香港啲泳池咁鬼逼慨呢？
张：唔好问啊，趁人多你好快啲浸下。等阵所有人上晒水嗰阵，你就会发觉，个池啲
水原来到膝头哥架咋！你去浸脚指啦，下次。
黄：其实我哋香港人都习惯咗人多，去浸下水都好。但系可惜慨系，呢啲水，唔系一
般水，呢啲系暖水！你成日喺泳池度，你会发觉有啲人，全身唔喐，眼碌碌。
张：哦！你喺泳池屙尿，咁冇公德心！由细到大我老豆都教我架啦，急尿，去隔离池
吖嘛！
黄：所以我喺度，趁呢个机会，同你啲儬仔讲啊！游游下小童池就走过嚟大人池，擒
喺个池边，唔好话我听系学游水啊！
张：特别系擒正喺喷水口嗰啲啊！想毁尸灭迹啊！
改名
改名，只系啲父母将自己慨主观意愿套喺啲仔女身上。所以大部份女仔唔系叫美乜就系丽乜。男仔唔系叫阿坚，就系阿强，一唔系就叫阿祥。啖我哋系咪好美丽，好坚好强好长呢？
黑白不明
我非常欣赏邓小平慨“黑猫白猫，捉到老鼠就是好猫。”我老友阿雄个老婆生仔，生咗个黑人出嚟，我都系咁对佢讲：“黑仔，白仔，快高长大就系好仔！”
闹人
以前我哋笑人，会话：“你有得发达？太阳由西边出嚟啊！”依家我哋就会话：“你有得发达？建筑面积等于实用面积啊！”又或者话人丑，现在我哋都会技巧好多：“你唔丑，你点算丑啊，你系块面唔多实用啖解嘛。你慨鼻台太大，啲眼耳口鼻咪唔见使啰。”
失恋
失恋系会令人成长慨。我失恋之前，一向都觉得世界上所有问题都有答案。点解我哋每日都要8点钟起身返工啊？因为够钟啰！点解我哋有够钟呢样嘢啊？因为我哋唔用浮动上班时间啰。点解呢个世界有战争？因为我哋有武器啰。啖点解我哋要有武器啊？因为佢哋有武器啰。一切都有答案，直到我失恋。阿珍，点解你唔爱我？阿珍畀咗一个经典慨答复我，佢话：“爱情系冇点解架，系唔可以解释架，唔好问啦。”（记紧呢句啦）如果番学阿sir问我嘢都可以啖答就好啦！“黄子华，物体燃烧点解需要氧气啊？”“阿sir，系冇点解架，系唔可以解释架，唔好问我啦！”
隆胸
叶子楣简直为演艺界创下新标准。以后啲女仔想做明星，又唔使睇样，又唔使睇演技，去磅啦！！！（加强语气）得，入去磅一磅就得啦。“开嚟，六斤半，片酬系六千五蚊一日，小姐做唔做？”“开嚟，八斤有疤痕，八千减一千疤痕费，即系7千蚊一日。”你话几客观呢！
放假
黄：一般人都会好珍惜每年一度慨年假！
张：今年我要去夏威夷游下水。
黄：如果你决定去夏威夷，你就要预咗付出沉重代价！前四后六！
张：我讲紧系年假，唔系产假啊，子华！（真系啊……）
黄：前四后六慨意思系，喺你放假之前嗰四个礼拜，同你放假之后六个礼拜，都要做
到仆街！（死未）因为无论你放几耐假，你慨嘢始终系你做番。
张：系你慨始终系你慨！
黄：唔单止，放完假，唔系你慨都会变成系你慨！
演戏天份
我从小就知道，我系一个伟大慨演员。人哋细个成班细路群埋，钟意玩扮结婚，扮爸爸妈妈。我细个，就钟意扮奸夫淫妇。但系唔知系咪我个样比较老实，我系从来都冇机会扮奸夫。每次我都系扮淫妇……慨老公。虽然系咁，虽然，我亦都系成班人之中最细嗰个。但系我已经可以将一个妒忌慨男人心态表现得淋漓尽至。当然，我啲朋友个个都赞我，话我天生出嚟，就系戴绿帽慨。
死亡
细个嗰阵，我系唔怕死慨。我觉得，系以前啲人先会死慨。系历史书里面慨人至会死。好多人唔明历史有乜用，历史咪话你听边啲人死咗啰。我从来未睇过一本历史书有提到黄子
金捞
点解要带金捞？唔带捞，有乜资格同人讲，时间系宝贵？我慨时间点值钱呀？（你话系唔系先）嗱，支时针围住行一个圈，12个钟，十几皮嘢，即系为皮几嘢一个钟。你一个钟值几钱啊？几旧水？我点同你一齐食饭啊，大家时间观念咁唔同！唔单止啖，你带捞，表示你个人有幽默感。劳力士，有边个靠劳力搵食慨人带得起劳力士啊？越带劳力士慨人就越表示佢唔使用劳力！呢啲，就叫做幽默感啦。
女爱情观
女仔对爱同钟意有好大慨分别，如果个女仔知道个男仔钟意佢呢，佢都会同佢去吓街，睇吓戏，食吓饭，但想做进一步慨嘢就唔得啦。而女仔知道个男仔爱佢慨时候系绝对可以付出更多。喺女仔心目中，钟意等于“帮衬”。但爱喺女仔心目中等于“收购”，收购包括“注资”，然后“合并”……（系呀，系呀！）所以女仔要男仔将佢慨爱注资落嚟，护口注资落嚟，最重要慨系钱注资落嚟。然后去买Joyce啦，Panda啦，Gueeo啦，买到一身都系，等佢认为可以巩固佢自己慨价值，但佢哋系绝对冇得到男方慨同意架！嗱！我宜家同你哋讲啊，你哋慨黑箱作业，好容易破坏男方慨经济架！（你哋都好有共鸣啦）
男爱情观
男仔对爱就好随便，爱同钟意都冇分别，只要佢知道你钟意佢，即刻可以带你返屋企，或者去你屋企。系唔系男仔心中冇爱呢？我觉得又唔系喎。系佢哋比其他人更清楚爱慨定义。爱系乜呢？根据耶苏慨讲法系：“爱系恒久忍耐又有恩赐，爱系不张狂，不大唤，不作害羞的事，忘记别人的错。”你话啦作为小小男人慨我哋又点可以随随便便同你讲声爱啊！所以以后有人同你讲爱，一就系佢讲大话（加强语气），二就系有个耶苏喺你面前啊。但耶稣主张爱人如己任，博爱架！
自重
当乜嘢人都唔搵我做嘢，我就知道，我系一个伟大慨艺术家，在生慨时候系唔会获得应得慨尊重。唔止咁，我重伟大过伟大慨艺术家，因为我知道，我死后都唔会受到尊重。
红馆
依家做歌星，好犀利，因为有红磡体育馆。因为呢样嘢，做歌星，可以喺一晚，就赚晒你哋朝九晚五一世人都搵唔到慨钱啦！啲人话：“我真系唔明张国荣点解要退休。”点解？佢一晚已经搵咗你一世搵慨嘢，佢一晚已经做咗你一世人要做慨嘢，重有乜嘢可以做啊？唔退休做乜？做五场，已经轮回五次！做三十场，轮回三十次，如来佛祖都话：使唔使？
啲人话，唔系慨，佢唔舍得退休慨！佢最后嗰场演唱会，佢自己都喊架。佢系喊，不过唔系为自己喊，系为咗你哋喊啊：“我就退休啦，我听日就唔使DO啦，你哋听日重要
番九点，唔好迟到啊！！”
迷惘
喺公司，老板会同我讲：“你返嚟唔系瞓就系去厕所，你当呢度系屋企啊，呢度系公司啊。”我返到屋企，阿妈又会话：“你重当呢度系你屋企咩，你返嚟唔系霸住个厕所就剩系
识瞓！”啖……啖我番屋企又唔瞓觉又唔去厕所，返公司又唔去厕所唔瞓，啖我呢啲嘢去边度做啊？不过后嚟我谂过自己又系过份啲慨，于是我就痛改前非。以后返屋企我就剩系瞓觉，返公司就剩系去厕所。
老窦
我一向以为老窦，系option嚟嘅，附加架咋。冇错，大部份人系有老窦慨，就正等于大部份慨车系有收音机一样。但系嗰样系option嚟咋嘛，唔系架架车都有。所以我细个嗰阵好憎啲儬仔成日喺我面前话：“我老豆点点点……”我觉得嗰啲人好晒命，就好似你有部车，不停咁同人讲：“我部车开蓬嘎，大包围嘎！”你不如话：“你老窦开蓬嘎，用无铅汽油架……”
十八岁
点解十八岁先至系合法年龄呢？因为到咗十八岁，喺法律上我哋就要对自己负责任多余，唔通十八岁之前，我哋就唔使对自己负责咩？唔通十八岁之前，我就可以随时扑出马路：“我唔信啊，我17岁半咋，你敢撞死我？”唔通十八岁之前，我喺油麻地踩完个纹身佬一脚，个纹身佬会话：“死儬仔，你未够十八岁，我忍你！”唉，十八岁慨最大好处，就系你到咗一个合法慨做爱年龄。我想请问，有边个做爱系因为合法先做架？我以为大部份人做爱系为咗快感同高潮。抑或你想话我听，十八岁之前做爱系冇高潮慨，十八岁之前做爱系白做慨！啖样十八岁就具有特别意义喇！
拜年
呢几年，拜年慨贺词之中，最流行系边句？祝你——不劳而获。（唔系啩？）恭喜人哋发财当然好，但系发财，都要有方法。有边一个方法，好得过不劳而获？（系咪）
不劳而获慨方法就系唔使方法，唔使方法就系最好慨方法。我哋想发财，已经想到到咗一个禅慨景界！不劳而获既然可以成为新年贺词，我期待喺未来几年，我哋话人蛇鼠一窝，即系赞佢合群，话人非奸即盗，即系话佢勇敢！哗，真羡慕你呢个家庭，真系蛇鼠一窝非奸即盗。梗系，唔系我哋点会冚家富贵！
儿童教育
我一向都认为，我哋成日呃啲细路仔，懒系nice啖对佢哋，讲到呢个世界乜嘢都好好啖，啖系唔啱慨。（何解？）细个我同妈妈搭飞机，睇见厕所慨水系蓝色，我未见过，咪走去问妈妈嗰啲系乜？妈妈话：“系天空。”所以我就成为世界上第一个食过天空慨人。细个啲大人成日讲童话讲白雪公主。（你都听过啦）佢哋讲慨就系白雪公主又靓又好
人，好值得去追求。但系冇讲到我哋唔系白马王子！边个人至系白马王子啊？起码有只白马啦。啖就即系马主啦，你话系唔系啊？讲啲唔讲啲好危险架。即系等如你同个细路仔讲：“小明啊，飞出窗口好过瘾慨，成个香港望晒架，浮吓浮吓……”但系唔同佢讲：“不过你落到地下个阵，会快过搭电梯好多！”
用家炒家
好多人结婚，最初就以为自己系婚姻慨用家。后来先发觉自己系感情慨炒家，于是想离婚。但系离婚又要搅几年，睇住周街都系新盘靓盘，自己个盘又放唔出，几难受！
扒
如果你系一件猪扒，啖你基本上系唔使减肥咯～一件猪扒，减咗肥，就系一件瘦扒，一件瘦扒就系比猪扒更唔开胃慨扒，系咪？你买叉都唔要嗰啲啦。
② 阿SIR，我没做大哥已经很久了。这是那部电影里面说…9872
出处：《英雄复本色》
.台词：“阿制SIR，我没做大哥已经很久了。”
出处：《英雄本色》
角色：宋子豪
扮演者：狄龙
台词点评：《英雄本色》这部电影经典之处在于，影片成功地将江湖兄弟情与亲生兄弟情的矛盾集结在一起，体现了他们各自不同的挫折、失败、忏悔和报复，诠释了什么叫做英雄。为兄弟喊冤坐牢三年的宋子豪好不容易见到想念已久的弟弟，可是身为jc的阿杰却正色说道：“不要叫我阿杰，叫我阿Sir。”宋子豪只能强忍眼泪解释：“阿SIR，我没做大哥已经很久了。”这句传诵已久的经典台词，一语道破江湖中的无奈与漂泊，意境苍凉，韵味十足。成功的煽情手法让这部影片更具观赏性。而柯受良的歌曲《大哥》就是据此改编而来，“我不做大哥好多年，我不信冰冷的传言……”传唱度也很高。看来，每个热血男子心底里都有一个大哥梦
③ 在阿Sir
阿Sir，这个词语在香港中有很多人喜欢啊Sir，就是说对这个领导的尊称，就用阿，Sir
④ 《阿甘正传》里的经典台词
1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料) 这句是甘妈妈收的最经典的一句台词哦
2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福)
3． Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生)
4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离)
5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢)
6． You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我)
7． If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开)
8． It made me look like a ck in water.(它让我如鱼得水)
9． Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事)
10． I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂)
11． I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.(我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡)
⑤ 100句阿甘正传经典台词
Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
Stupid is as stupid does.蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福。
Miracles happen every day.奇迹每天都在发生。
it made me look like a ck in water.它让我如鱼得水。
I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.
我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。
Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
You have got to put the past behind you before you can move on.
放下包袱，继续前进。
Shit happens!
不好的事情发生了。
It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was a million sparkles on the river.
就像太阳在落山前映射在河口上，有无数的亮点在闪闪发光。
If there is anything you need, I will not be far away.
只要你需要，我就在这里。
I am a man of my word.
我是信守承诺的人。
There is one small step for a man,a giant leap for mankind.
某人的一小步就是人类的一大步。
Nothing just happens,it's all part of a plan.
没有事情随随便便发生，都是计划的一部分。
A little of stinging rain,and big old fat rain.
牛毛细雨，瓢泊大雨。
That is the outstanding answer I've ever heard.
这是我听过最好的答案。
You are no different than anybody else is.
你和别人没有任何的不同。
There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes.
通过人家的鞋可以了解别人很多的东西。
I'm not a smart man ,but I know what love is.
我并不聪明，但我知道什么是爱情。
I want to go home.
我想回家。
I was messed up for a long time.
这些年我一塌糊涂。
Jenny and I were like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不离。
Have you given any thought to your future?
你有没有为将来打算过呢。
You just stay away from me please.
求你离开我。
If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
run,Forrest,run…
阿甘，快跑，快跑……
t's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.
别害怕，死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要去做的一件事。我不知道怎么回事，但我注定是你的妈妈，并且我尽我的全力去做好。
jenny and me was like peas and carrots.
甄妮和我青梅竹马。
mirackes happen every day.
奇迹每天都会发生。
I want to reach people on a personal level.
我要打动人们的心灵。
we all have a destiny .nothing just happens,it's all part of a plan.
我门都有自己的命运 没有什么是随随变变发生的 它都是计划的一部分。
that's one small step for man one giant leap for manking.
某人的一小步就是人类的一大步。
promise is a promise.
表示要守承诺。
there's only so much fortune a man really need and the rest is just for showing off.
人真正需要的财富只有一点点 其余的都是用来炫耀。
you got to put the past behind you before you can move on.
在你前进前必须先甩掉过去。
I dont know if we each have a destiny ,or if we're all just floating around accidental like on a breeze ,but I think may be it's both.
我不知道我门每个人是否都有各自的命运，（经典语录 www.lz13.cn）或者只是随意的在风中飘逝但我想或许那都是对的。
There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been.
通过一个人的穿鞋，可以判断一个人。他去过哪儿，将要去哪儿。
另：
Forrest: Hello! My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump. You wanna Chocolate? I could eat about a million and a half o'these. My momma always said life was like a box o'chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get. Now, when I was a baby momma named me after the great civil war hero, General Nathan Bedford Forrest. She said we were related to him in some way. What he did was: he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan. They'd all dress up in their robes and their bed sheets and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something. They 'd even put bed sheets on their horses and ride around. And anyway, that's how I got my name: Forrest Gump.
阿甘：你好！我叫福雷斯特，福雷斯特·甘普。要巧克力吗?我可以吃很多很多。我妈常说：生命就像一盒巧克力, 结果往往出人意料。我出生的时候，妈妈用内战大英雄的名字给我命名，他叫内森·贝德福德·福雷斯特将军。她说我们在某方面跟他有点关系。他所做的是：搞了个帮派，叫三K党。他们穿着白袍披床单，装神弄鬼的，甚至还把床单罩在马上，骑着到处跑。总之，我就是这样叫福雷斯特·甘普了。
Jenny: Run Forrest ,run! Run Forrest!
珍妮：跑，福雷斯特，快跑！
Forrest: And you wouldn't believe it if I told you that I can run like the wind blows ! That day on, if I was going somewhere , I was running.
阿甘：我说出来你也许不信，我可以跑得象风一样快！那天开始，如果我去什么地方，我都跑着去。
John F. Kennedy: Congratulations, how do you feel?
肯尼迪：祝贺你，你感觉怎么样？
Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.
阿甘：我想撒尿。
John F. Kennedy:(turning to camera) I believe he said he had to go pee. Heh heh.
肯尼迪：(对着镜头)我相信他刚才说的是他想去撒尿，呵呵
Mother : It's my time. It's just my time.Oh. now ,don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life .Something we are all destined to do .I didn't know it ,but I was destined to be your momma .I did the best I could .
妈妈：我的时辰到了，时辰到了。哦，别害怕，宝贝。死亡是生命的一部分，是所有人命中注定的事。过去我并不知道，但我注定做你妈妈。我已尽我所能。
Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
阿甘：嫁给我吧？
(Jenny turns and looks at him)
(珍妮回头看着他)
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
阿甘：我会成为一个好丈夫的，珍妮。
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
珍妮：你会的，福雷斯特。
Forrest Gump: But you won't marry me.
阿甘：但你不肯嫁给我。
Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me.
珍妮：你不会想娶我这样的人。
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.
阿甘：为什么你不爱我呢，珍妮？我不是个聪明人，可我知道什么是爱。
Mama says,"Stupid is as stupid does.
" 妈妈说，“做傻事的才是傻瓜”。
If God intended everybody to be the same, he'd have given us all braces on our legs.
如果上帝要让人人都一样的话，他会给每人一双脚撑。
Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
人生就像一盒各式各样的巧克力，你永远不知道下一块将会是哪种。
Jesus loves you more than you will know。
“耶稣对你也特别垂青”
You said it all.
你说得很好。
A promise is a promise.
要信守诺言。
I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
我也去看望了布巴本人。
You got to put the past behind you before you can move on.
你只有忘记以往的事情,才能够继续前进。
When I got tired,I slept.When I got hungry,I ate.When I had to go,you know, I went.
当我累了，我就睡觉。当我饿了，我就吃饭。当我想去,你知道的， 我就去。
阿甘：妈妈是自成一派的，只有我能明白她的意思
拓展资料：
《阿甘正传》是由罗伯特·泽米吉斯执导的电影，由汤姆·汉克斯、罗宾·怀特等人主演，于1994年7月6日在美国上映。
电影改编自美国作家温斯顿·格卢姆于1986年出版的同名小说，描绘了先天智障的小镇男孩福瑞斯特·甘自强不息，最终“傻人有傻福”地得到上天眷顾，在多个领域创造奇迹的励志故事 。电影上映后，于1995年获得奥斯卡最佳影片奖、最佳男主角奖、最佳导演奖等6项大奖 。
2014年9月5日，在该片上映20周年之际，《阿甘正传》IMAX版本开始在全美上映
汤姆·汉克斯把阿甘从历史的投影变为实实在在、有血有肉的人。阿甘是一个占据着成年人躯体的幼童、一个圣贤级的傻子、一个超越真实的普通人、一个代表着民族个性的小人物。
⑥ 求,, 点解阿sir糸阿sir,,爱情语录,, 经典噶,!!
原来真的爱一个人，可以为他无限度降低自己的底线。
⑦ 香港警匪片经典台词
佛经里说，无间是八大地狱之中最痛苦的一个。本片以“无间道”作为片名，显然寓意深刻。两个身份都本不该属于自己的人，他们几乎生活在一个类似无间地狱的环境里，做梦都怕别人拆穿自己的身份。这个世界里，到底什么才是生活的道理、做人的道理，角色的茫然也就是编导对这一问题的深入探讨。进入无间地狱是没有轮回的，只有永远受苦，但片中的两位主角却在寻求轮回。这部电影无疑是多年来的香港警匪类型片的新突破，影片一改以往单一的线索和节奏，而将重点完全放到人物身上。
片中陈永仁和刘建明的天台的对白让我难忘。
刘建明：“给我一个机会。”
陈永仁：“怎么给你机会。”
刘建明：“我以前没的选，现在我想做个好人。”
陈永仁：“好啊，去跟法官说，看他让不让你做好人。”
刘建明：“那就是让我去死。”
陈永仁：“对不起，我是警察。”
刘建明：“谁知道？”
⑧ 阿甘正传台词
阿甘 Momma, what's vacation mean?
甘太太 Vacation?
阿甘 Where Daddy went?
甘太太 Vacation's when you go somewhere, and you don't ever
come back.
Forrest lies down on his bed and looks up.
阿甘 (voice-over) Anyway, I guess you could say me and
Momma was on our own.
EXT. GUMP BOARDING HOUSE - DAY
A cab driver closes the trunk of the car as two women walk toward the house. A milkman steps down from the porch.
阿甘 (voice-over) But we didn't mind. Our house was never
empty. There was always folks comin' and goin'.
甘太太 (voice-over) Suppa.
INT. GUMP BOARDING HOUSE
Mrs. Gump steps forward and speaks to all the boarders.
甘太太 It's suppa, everyone. Forrest...
A MAN WITH A CANE steps left across the hall.
MAN With Cane My, my. That sure looks special.
Mrs. Gump looks into a sitting room and informs the boarders about dinner.
甘太太 Gentlemen, would you care to join us for supper?
Hurry up and get it before the flies do. I prefer you
don't smoke that cigar so close to mealtime.
阿甘 (voice-over) Sometimes we had so many people stayin'
with us that every room was filled with travelers. You know,
livin' out of their suitcases, and hat cases, and sample cases.
甘太太 Well, you go ahead and start. I cant find Forrest.
Mrs. Gump walks up the stairs.
甘太太 Forrest... Forrest...
阿甘 (voice-over) One time a young man was staying with us,
and he had him a guitar case.
Mrs. Gump looks into Forrest's room. She hears singing coming from another room and walks over to a closed door. Mrs. Gump opens the door, revealing a young man with long sideburns as he plays the guitar and sings. Forrest holds onto a broom and dances oddly. The young man is ELVIS PRESLEY.
ELVIS PRESLEY (sings) "Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit,
and you ain't no friend of mine."
Forrest's legs rock back and forth to the guitar.
甘太太 Forrest! I told you not to bother this nice young man.
ELVIS Oh, no, that's all right, ma'am. I was just showin'
him a thing or two on the guitar here.
甘太太 All right, but your supper's ready if y'all want to eat.
ELVIS Yeah, that sounds good. Thank you, ma'am.
Mrs. Gump leaves and closes the door. Elvis sits back down. Forrest stands left, and looks himself in a mirror.
ELVIS Say, man, show me that crazy little walk you just did
there. Slow it down some.
Forrest begins to dance again as Elvis plays the guitar and sings.
ELVIS (sings) "You ain't nothin' but a hound, hound dog..."
阿甘 (voice-over) I liked that guitar.
Forrest dances as he watches himself in the mirror.
阿甘 (voice-over) It sounded good.
ELVIS (sings) "... cryin' all the time"
Forrest rocks up and down on his braced legs, then begins to step.
ELVIS (sings) "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog..."
阿甘 (voice-over)
I started moving around to the music, swinging my hips.
This one night we and Momma...
EXT. GREENBOW - NIGHT
Mrs. Gump and Forrest walk along a sidewalk. A television inside a store window reveals Elvis Presley as he performs "Houng Dog" on a stage.
阿甘 (voice-over)
...was out shoppin', and we walked right by Benson's
Furniture and Appliance store, and guess what.
The television reveals Elvis as he thrusts his hips and sings.
ELVIS (sings) You ain't nothin' but a hound dog...
Mrs. Gump and Forrest watch the television. Elvis dances around in the same manner Forrest did. A woman in the audience screaming and applauding.
ELVIS (sings) You ain't nothin' but a hound dog...
甘太太 This is not children's eyes.
Mrs. Gump walks away, pulling Forrest with her. Forrest stops and takes one last look. Elvis continues to perform over the television.
ELVIS (sings)
"Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no
friend of mine."
阿甘 (voice-over)
Some years later, that handsome young man who they
called "The King," well, he sung too many songs, had
himself a heart attack or something.
EXT. SAVANNAH/BUS BENCH - DAY
Forrest is still sitting on the bus bench. The black nurse looks at him.
阿甘 Must be hard being a king. You know, it's funny how you
remember some things, but some things you can't.
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD/ALABAMA - MORNING - 1954
Mrs. Gump and Forrest wait for the school bus. The bus pulls up as Mrs. Gump prepares Forrest for his first day of school.
甘太太 You do your very best now, Forrest.
阿甘 I sure will, Momma.
阿甘 (voice-over)
I remember the bus ride on the first day of school very well.
The bus driver opens the door and looks down. Forrest walks to the steps of the bus and looks at the bus driver. She is smoking a cigarette.
BUS DRIVER Are you comin' along?
阿甘 Momma said not to be taking rides from strangers.
BUS DRIVER This is the bus to school.
阿甘 I'm Forrest Gump.
BUS DRIVER I'm Dorothy Harris.
阿甘 Well, now we ain't strangers anymore.
The bus driver smiles as Forrest steps up into the bus.
INT. BUS
Forrest steps up onto the bus. Mrs. Gump waves to Forrest as the bus drives away. Forrest begins to walk down the aisle. TWO YOUNG BOYS look up from the seat.
BOY #1 This seat's taken.
BOY #2 It's taken!
Forrest looks around. A larger girl slides over so Forrest can't sit next to her. She shakes her head. Forrest looks to the other side where a boy sits alone on a larger seat. They boy glares up at Forrest.
BOY #3 You can't sit here.
阿甘 (voice-over)
You know, it's funny what a young man recollects.
'Cause I don't remember being born.
EXT. SAVANNAH/BUS BENCH - DAY
Forrest continues talking as he sits on the bus bench.
阿甘 I, I... don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and
I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But,
I do remember the first time I heard the sweetiest voice...
INT. BUS - MORNING (1954)
Young Forrest is still standing in the aisle on the bus.
阿甘 (voice-over) ...in the wide world.
女孩 You can sit here if you want.
Forrest looks back at 珍妮 CURRAN, a young girl about Forrest's age.
阿甘 (voice-over)
I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life.
She was like an angel.
珍妮 Well, are you gonna sit down, or aren't ya?
Forrest sits down next to Jenny.
珍妮 What's wrong with your legs?
阿甘 Um, nothing at all, thank you. My legs are just fine and
dandy.
阿甘 (voice-over)
I just sat next to her on that bus and had conversation
all the way to school.
珍妮 Then why do you have those shoes on?
阿甘 My momma said my back's crooked like a question mark.
These are going to make me as straight as an arrow.
They're my magic shoes.
阿甘 (voice-over)
And next to Momma, no one ever talked to me or asked
me questions.
珍妮 Are you stupid or something.
阿甘 Mommy says .."Stupid is as stupid does, sir."
Jenny puts her hand out toward Forrest. Forrest reaches over and shakes her hand.
珍妮 I'm Jenny.
阿甘 I'm Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump.
阿甘 (voice-over)
From that day on, we was always together. Jenny
and me was like peas and carrots.
EXT. OAK TREE - DAY
Young Jenny and Forrest run toward a large oak tree.
阿甘 (voice-over) She taught me how to climb...
Jenny sits on a large branch and calls down to Forrest.
珍妮 Come on, Forrest, you can do it.
Forrest dangles from the branch.
阿甘 (voice-over) ... I showed her how to dangle.
Jenny and Forrest sit on a tree branch and read.
阿甘 ".....a good little moneky and..."
阿甘 (voice-over) She helped me to learn how to read.
Forrest hangs upside down from a branch and swings back and forth. Forrest's braces are wedged in the tree.
阿甘 (voice-over) And I showed her to swing.
Night. The silhouete of the oak tree, Jenny and Forrest as they sit on a branch.
阿甘 (voice-over)
Sometimes we'd just sit out and wait for the stars.
阿甘 Momma's gonna worry about me.
Jenny puts her hand on Forrest's hand.
珍妮 Just stay a little longer.
阿甘 (voice-over)
For some reason, Jenny didn't never want to go home.
阿甘 Okay, Jenny. I'll stay.
阿甘 (voice-over) She was my most special friend.
INT. SAVANNAH/BUS STOP - DAY
Forrest nods as he remembers.
阿甘 My only friend.
Forrest continues talking to the black woman. She doesn't seem to be listening as she reads her magazine. She looks up from her magazine.
阿甘 Now, my Momma always told me that miracles happen
every day. Some people don't think so, but they do.
EXT. OAK ALLEY - ANOTHER DAY (1954)
Jenny and Forrest walk. A dirt clod hits Forrest in the back of the head. Jenny looks as Forrest rubs his head. THREE YOUNG BOYS get off their bikes and pick up more rocks.
BOY #1 Hey... mmy!
Forrest is hit in the eye with another dirt clod. Forrest falls backward onto the ground as the boys glare at him.
BOY #2 Are you retarded, or just plain stupid?
BOY #3 Look, I'm Forrest Gump.
Jenny helps Forrest back up. Boy #1 and Boy
⑨ 点解阿sir系阿sir的主题歌与歌词
主题曲:春风化雨
不管天资好不好也会眷顾你的前途
花光很多的心机哪怕最尾也许徒劳
提示不可急促
懒理高低分数
绝对忠于这一套
....
由于字数限制,不能全部写出来!