背台词翻译
㈠ 求人人都爱雷蒙德的英文台词和中文翻译。（用来背诵学习）
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㈡ 日语台词翻译
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孩子 我要走了
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不要爷爷 我不要你走
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万一你有危险
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就把那两封信寄出去
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在钞票背后写上你的名字
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要让他们知道
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这张钞票
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你才是主人
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我不要 爷爷 我不要
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阿牛 我不要
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爷爷
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小雨 你醒了
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我爷爷呢
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我不知道
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刚才有人把你送回来
说你病了
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你没事吧
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没事
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那我先出去
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老师 杜小雨在吗
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在
で
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警察局有人来找她
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小雨
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什么事 警察局的人来找你
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马上来
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你就是杜小雨吗
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是的
はい
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我是警局探员文彼得
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我们有事情要请你回局里协助调查
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是不是我爷爷出什么事情了
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我们也不太清楚
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是上级让我们来把你带回去
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小雨 我陪你一起去
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好 谢谢老师 我先去拿件衣服
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走吧
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文彼得
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怎么样 叫你
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什么事
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请你把你的证件让我看一看
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怎么样 你以为我们都是假冒的
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我只是想看一看
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这女孩比较固执 就让他看一眼吧
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没关系
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别动 警察
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别动
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站住 再跑开枪了
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走
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怎么样 你没事吧
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没事 赶快上车
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那边
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校长
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是你把我从贫民区里带出来
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是你教懂我黑道上的一切事情
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我现在的名、利、权力、甚至女人
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都是因你而来
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我没有理由不敬你一杯
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从明天开始
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我就是这个城市的赌业大亨
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只要我一拿到你的密码
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我真的不想背叛你
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钟先生想要跟你合作开赌
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你是不是脑子进水 居然拒绝
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宝贝
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你干吗跟这个死人说那么多废话
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丢到河里去吧
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来 吃一口
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我最讨厌女人教我怎么做事
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我知道宝贝
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我就是喜欢你这么有男子气概
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那像这个死老头子
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怎么了
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大哥 派出去抓
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校长孙女儿的两个兄弟出事了
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小女孩她人呢
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被警察局那个毛头小子救走了
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老头子身边还有传说的那两个守护神
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你是说那个
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什么 神枪手和智多星
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我听老头子说过 他们离开的时候
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还各自支了半张美钞给老头子
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上面有他们的签名
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要是老头子出了什么事
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只要把钞票寄出去
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他们就会马上回来帮他的
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我要那两封信寄不出去
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你们找到我爷爷吗
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没有找到 我们长官怕你有危险
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叫我接你到警察局去
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你能再开快一点吗
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我开车一向都很小心
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我是一个交通安全大使
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你驾照拿了多久
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一个月
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才一个月
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停车
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快 停车
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你去那里 寄信
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你没事吧
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没事
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刚刚寄的是什么信
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参加超级女声的信
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还没截止吧
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还没 那还来得及 我们走吧
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你爷爷真的没有交给你什么
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没有
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比如密码之类
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根据情报 那富商的儿子钟胜一
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过几天会代表他爸爸
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跟阿一签订合作的大计
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可是他必须要拿那十亿出来
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所以这几天
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阿一会千方百计把你抓回去
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逼你说出瑞士银行的存款密码
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那 那我还能回学校吗
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不行 我们会安排
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你住在警方保护证人的安全屋里
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小飞和他的同事会保护你
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那爷爷呢
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我们今天在河边发现了你爷爷的尸体
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能让我静一静吗
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五分钟后送她去安全屋
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知道了
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过几天就退休 还惹来这种麻烦事
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过几天你的新上司铁警官会来代替我
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铁长官人怎么样
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他在外地受训 人很冷静 不太爱说话
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不过人很正直
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爷爷 你安心吧
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我一定会把神枪手
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和智多星找回来对付阿一
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我要他们得到应得的惩罚
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放心吧 他会是个好上司
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去看看她怎么样
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好的长官
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神枪手和智多星
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已经收到那两张美钞 正在赶回来
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你很担心吗
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当然了 传说中的他们真的很厉害
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你知道的只是别人都知道的一些传说
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可是我知道别人不知道的
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神枪手在一次火并当中居然
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一念之仁放走了一个小喽罗
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这个人就杀了他最心爱的女人
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好悔叫什么 秋天
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是一个 是一个酒吧最红的舞女
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神枪手虽然亲手杀了那个人
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可是还是觉得很内疚
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觉得那个女人是为了他而死
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所以他在临走之前
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他跑到教堂里面 发了一个毒誓
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说什么 以后不再杀人
㈢ 求一些台词的英文翻译~~!!!
1.死亡对于任何人来说都是平等的.
Death is equal to everyone.
2.自其异者视之,肝胆楚越也:自其同者视之,万物皆一.
(译者注：出自《庄子》，指从事物千差万别的一面去看，邻近的肝胆虽同处于一体之中也像是楚国和越国那样边境相邻但关系疏远；从事物都有相同的一面去看，万事万物又都是同一的。)
If we keep a critical view, everyting is totally different from others. However, when we treat the world from a seeking common aspect, all things have common points.(只能意译了)
3.剑也好
其他的武器也好
不是为了斩断敌人
而是为了斩断弱小的自己
不是为了保护自己
而是为了保护自己的灵魂
All weapons including swords, are not for defeating enemy, but for keeping ourselves being brave. And they are not used to protect ourselves but our souls.
4.弟子的责任
是成长到足以背负起师傅
The responsibility of a disciple is being strong enough to protect the master!
5.如果你认识一个人
因为这个人,你快乐过,伤心过
那么我想 至少认识这个人本身
是一件快乐的事
If you meet someone who once makes you happy or sad, then, I think, the acquaintance itself is a pleasant thing.
6.你是否觉得过去的自己很愚蠢?
没关系.因为将来的你也会觉得这样想着的你
很是愚蠢
Have you ever felt that you are stupid in the past?
It doesn't matter. Because in the future, when you look back, you will think yourself foolish at the moment. That's the process of becoming mature.(补一句：那就是成长的过程。)
7.世上最厉害的武器是思想.
The most formidable weapon in the word is thoughts!
总算翻译完了，这台词挺有哲理的，也很有趣，我特别喜欢第五、第六句，祝你们演出成功哦~O(∩_∩)O~
㈣ “电影台词”用英语怎么说
台词:
1. actor's lines
例句与用法:
1. 演员背台词的时候经常自己嘀嘀咕咕。
Actors often mutter to themselves when rehearsing their lines.
2. 你的台词背熟了吗？
Have you learnt your part yet?
3. 那演员忘了台词，说话的声音越来越小了。
The actor's voice tailed away as he forgot his lines.
4. 她在该剧首演前又练习了一次台词。
She went over her lines before the first night of the play.
5. 演员须善於熟记台词.
An actor must be able to memorize his lines.
6. 演员不仅要记住台词, 还要记住其他演员的暗示.
Actors have to learn their cues (ie the last words of the speeches just before their own speeches) as well as their own lines.
7. 你的台词背熟了吗?
Have you learnt your lines yet?
8. 那个女演员常忘台词, 却极擅长临时拼凑.
The actress often forgot her lines but was very good at ad libbing.
㈤ 求一句电影台词的翻译
1.我宁可活活被烧死也不愿意背叛你！
2.alive 是描述“活活”烧死的
㈥ 把这句普通话翻译成上海话：你平常没事干就睡觉或者背台词，别浪费时间喔！
上海人路过..
【上海话】侬并桑 么丝体组 就 困高 要么就 背背呆死，伐要 浪费 从光 喔~
【普通话】你平时 没事情做 就 睡觉 或者 背台词 ，不要 浪费 时间 喔~
还有疑问的欢迎追问~
㈦ 求几段英文电影中的经典台词及其翻译
1."You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." On the Waterfront, 1954
“你不明白！我本可以进入上流社会。我本可以成为一个上进的人。我本可以当个有脸面的人物，而不是像现在这样当个小混混。"”——《码头风云》（1954年）
2."Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." The Wizard of Oz, 1939
“托托，我有一种感觉我们再也回不了家了。”——《绿野仙踪》（1939年）
3. "Here's looking at you, kid." Casablanca, 1942
“孩子，就看你的了。”——《卡萨布兰卡》（1942年）
4. "Go ahead, make my day." Sudden Impact, 1983
“来吧，让我也高兴高兴。”——《拨云见日》（1983年）
5. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Sunset Blvd., 1950
“好了，德米勒先生，我为特写镜头做好准备了。”——《日落大道》（1950年）
6. "May the Force be with you." Star Wars, 1977
“愿原力与你同在。”——《星球大战》（1977年）
7. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." All About Eve, 1950
“紧上安全带，今晚将会非常颠簸。”——《彗星美人》（1950年）
8. "You are talking to me?" Taxi Driver, 1976
“你是在对我说话吗？”——《出租车司机》（1976年）
拓展资料：
（1）英语（English）是印欧语系-日耳曼语族下的语言，由26个字母组合而成，英文字母渊源于拉丁字母，拉丁字母渊源于希腊字母，而希腊字母则是由腓尼基字母演变而来的。
（2）英语是国际指定的官方语言（作为母语），也是世界上最广泛的第一语言，英语包含约49万词，外加技术名词约30万个，是词汇最多的语言，也是欧盟以及许多国际组织以及英联邦国家的官方语言，拥有世界第三位的母语使用者人数，仅次于汉语和西班牙语母语使用者人数。
英文网络
㈧ 英语经典电影台词20句要翻译
一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》
1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours.
那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》
1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does.
蠢人做蠢事(傻人有傻福)。
3.Miracles happen every day.
奇迹每天都在发生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不离。
5.Have you given any thought to your future?
你有没有为将来打算过呢。
6． You just stay away from me please.
求你离开我。
7． If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
8． It made me look like a ck in water.
它让我如鱼得水。
9． Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
10． I was messed up for a long time.
这些年我一塌糊涂。
11． I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on a breeze.
我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。
三《The Lion King狮子王》
1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger.
越危险就越合我心意。
3. I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.
我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It's like you are back from the dead.
好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can't change the past.
过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I'll make it up to you, I promise.
我会补偿你的，我保证。
四《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
2.I wish I could be more like you.
我要像你一样就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.
无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远
4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.
先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.
我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.
哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer for you than I've waited for any woman.
此句只可意会不可言传。。。。。
9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了。
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.
现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.
你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.
家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。
五《TITANIC泰坦尼克号》
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.
外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛.
2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.
我们是真他妈的走运极了.(地道的美国国骂)
3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.
如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你的心交给我吧.
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.
读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫.
5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club.
只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.
我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count.
要让每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.
我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump.
(another touching sentence)
12.Will you give us a chance to live?
能不能给我们留一条生路?
13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》
1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.
努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚.
2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life.
你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生.
3.Destiny takes a hand.命中注定.
4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.
从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人.
5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.
真爱过的人很难再恋爱.
6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.
你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易.
7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.
你是我听过的最帅的男士.
8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?
为什么留恋一个不爱你的人?
9.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match.
当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引.因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双.
10.Everybody panics before they get married.每个人婚前都会紧张的.
11.Your destiny can be your doom.命运也许会成为厄运.
12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces.
之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量.
13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for.
我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象.
14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.
要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?如果没有你我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切.
七《GARFIELD加菲猫》
1. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 。
9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。
14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。
15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
FROM：http://www.douban.com/group/topic/3070281/
可以去看看祝英台的哦！不紧简单好笑，而且表演性很高的呢！