英语小品网
❶ 谁知道一些英文小品
英文小品
The Ants and the Picnic
(蚂蚁和野餐)
Sam: Good morning, Mum. (早上好,妈妈。)
Amy: Good morning, Dad. (早上好,爸爸。)
Mr Smart: Good morning,children. (早上好,孩子们。)
Mrs Smart: Look! It’s warm and sunny today. (看！今天天气温暖，阳光明媚。)
Amy: Then let’s have a picnic. (让我们野餐去吧。)
Sam: Great idea! (真实个好主意。)
Tom: What’s in the picnic basket? (篮子里面有什么？)
Mrs Smart: This is a cake, these are bananas. (这是蛋糕，这些是香蕉。)
Amy: And these are sandwiches. (这些是三明治。)
Sam: What’s that? (那是什么？)
Mrs Smart: This is juice. (这是果汁。)
Zak: What are you doing, Mak? (你在干什么，Mak？)
Mak: I’m looking at a car, Zak. (我在看一辆车，Zak。)
Jo: Where is it going? (它去哪儿？)
Mak: It’s going into the park. (它开进了公园。)
Ho: What are they doing now? (他们现在在干什么？)
Mak: Wow! They are having a picnic. (哇！他们在野餐。)
Together: Whoopee! Let’s go! (我们走吧！)
Sam and Amy: Here we are! (我们来了！)
Mr Smart: Put the basket on the table, please. (请把篮子放在桌子上。)
Sam: I’m hungry. (我饿了。)
Tom: I’m hungry,too. (我也饿了。)
Mrs Smart: It’s only 10 o’clock. We’ll eat at half past 11. (刚10：00，我们在11：30吃饭。)
Mr Smart: Time for a game! (做个游戏吧！)
Tom: Let’s play blind man’s buff. (咱们玩 “瞎子摸人”吧！)
Sam and Amy: Okay! (好吧！)
Amy: You be “it”. (你来捉。)
Sam: Here’s your blindfold. (你的蒙眼布。)
Amy: Can you see me? (你能看见我吗？)
Tom: No, I can’t. (我不能。)
Sam: Now, turn around. One, two, three, four, five. (现在转圈。1、2、3、4、5。)
Tom: Help! I’m dizzy. Where are you? (救命啊！我晕了。你们在哪？)
Mrs Smart: Here I am! (我在这儿！)
Tom: Ha! Got you! Who is it? Oh, it’s Amy. (哈！抓住了。是谁？噢，是Amy。)
Sam: Ha, ha, Amy. Now you’re “it”. (哈！Amy。现在你来捉。)
Zak: Here we are. (我们来了！)
Mak: What’s in the basket? (篮子里面有什么？)
Jo: Cake, sandwiches, and bananas. (蛋糕、三明治和香蕉。)
Together: We like cakes. We like sandwiches. We like bananas. (我们喜欢蛋糕，我们喜欢三明治，我们喜欢香蕉。)
Sam: What time is it? I’m hungry. (几点了？我饿了。)
Mr Smart: It’s 11:30. Time for lunch. (11：30了，该吃午饭了。)
Mrs Smart: Where’s the basket? (篮子在哪儿？)
Tom: Here it is. (在这儿。)
Amy: Where’s the cake? (蛋糕在哪儿？)
Sam: Where are the sandwiches? (三明治在哪儿？)
Mr and Mrs Smart: Oh no! Look! (噢，不！看！)
Tom: Here’s a bananas. I like bananas. (这儿有一支香蕉。我爱吃香蕉。)
❷ 英语小品迟到搞笑13人
《三笑三国》
开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
（赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）
夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）
赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over
赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）
曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云
（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）
旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）
诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat
诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？
诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（赵云上）
张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）
张飞：子龙！ long
赵云：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid...
赵云：kao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
刘备：咳咳！
（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）
刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）
（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（惨烈地）
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮
旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）代写剧本 www.coffbar.com
张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid
曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jing! (clenches teeth)
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it?
蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's ty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦跃起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
蒋干：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking!
蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格）
（诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）
诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝）
刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。
赵云：好的！ ok
（赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停）
（张飞、赵云二人下）
旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is
《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。
❸ 三人小品英文以网络为话题
反义词》一天， 老师走进课堂，学生们一齐起立喊：“老师早上好1老师愤愤地回说：“只叫早上好？那我下午呢？答难道就不好了吗？”于是学生们又一齐喊：“老师下午好1老师说道：“坐下！今天我们要复习反义词，我们这样练习，我说一句，你们大声说出反。
❹ 求一部英语小品
一些英语小品网.里面有实际的取材.也许可以参考:)
英语小品表演-里面有几篇可以看看:)-
http://mstmm.51.net/english.htm
英语小品
http://www.pbxx.com/Article/ShowArticle.asp?ArticleID=349
英语小品网:)-
http://www.hsspyx.com/html/2006/01/20060109215001-1.htm
英语小品表演-里面有几个的:)-
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❺ 初一英语小品剧本
英语剧本天空剧本网有的，蛮好的，建议看下！
❻ 急需有关学习的英语话剧或小品
旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.His name is Billy. He is toostupid, so he doesn't have anyfriends. He is always a lone,but he likes to go to the forest.There are many animals there.One day, the idiot goes to forest.There are birds, deers, rabbitsbeside him.Suddenly, There's a genius,Pookjumped to him.傻子：Hi ! The music is great.Would you please to teachingM me？【傻子作懇求狀】精靈：Ok! No problem.But I am hungry now.【精靈作飢餓狀】傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出麵包】精靈：ㄣ~~ delicious!Thank you ! My name is Pook.Nice to meet you.【精靈作好吃及滿足狀】【精靈脫帽示好】傻子：My name is Billy.Nice to meet you.精靈：Do you like it?精靈：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精靈開始教傻子吹笛傻子：This tree?精靈：Yes! Go on! Go on!傻子：Wow! What a lovely ck.精靈：You can have it.This is a gift for you.傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鴉後十分驚喜】※下音樂（森林狂想曲）◎傻子拿著提籃及鴉子、和精靈、動物們快樂退場（第二幕）場景：皇宮（道具：椅子本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( www.Hxen.com ) 详细出处参考： http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4946.html
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❼ 儿童英语小品！不长的，三四分钟可以说完的
猴子捞月
One day,a little monkey is playing by the well.
一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。
He looks in the well and shouts :
它往井里一瞧，高喊道：
“Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!”
“噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！”
An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says,
一只大猴子跑来一看，说，
“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!”
“糟啦！月亮掉在井里头啦！”
And olderly monkey comes over.
老猴子也跑过来。
He is very surprised as well and cries out:
他也非常惊奇，喊道：
“The moon is in the well.”
“糟了，月亮掉在井里头了！”
A group of monkeys run over to the well .
一群猴子跑到井边来，
They look at the moon in the well and shout:
他们看到井里的月亮，喊道：
“The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!”
“月亮掉在井里头啦！快来！让我们把它捞起来！”
Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch .
然后，老猴子倒挂在大树上，
And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands.
拉住大猴子的脚，
All the other monkeys follow his suit,
其他的猴子一个个跟着，
And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well.
它们一只连着一只直到井里。
Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky,
正好他们摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢
He yells excitedly “Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!”
它兴奋地大叫：“别蠢了！月亮还好好地挂在天上呢！”
❽ 求一篇英文短剧剧本
http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/ 这个网站上有，五个人的，六个人的，都是一些话剧，可以根据自己的需要选v 英文剧本 Legend of phoenix (2007-09-06 21:36:03)
v 英文电影剧本 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2007-09-06 21:35:00)
v 英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money (2007-06-30 10:48:31)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 (2007-03-30 12:03:58)
v 《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） (2007-03-30 12:03:58)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本买药 (2007-03-30 12:03:57)
v 英语小品剧本 -- The Pocket Money (2007-03-30 12:03:57)
v 英语小剧本-----小红帽 (2007-03-30 12:03:56)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 貂禅 (2007-03-30 12:03:56)
v 英语表演剧本--小狮子找食物 (2007-03-30 12:03:54)
v 英语童话剧：白雪公主<剧本> (2007-03-30 12:03:54)
v 英语小品剧本-- 英语剧本买药 (2007-03-30 12:03:53)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本 魔豆 (2007-03-30 12:03:53)
v 英语小品剧本 -- Big words of western tour （大话西游） (2007-03-30 12:03:52)
v 英语小品剧本 -- Learn to love (2007-03-30 12:03:52)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 防空洞英文剧本 (2007-03-30 12:03:51)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 男孩和他的树>----中英文 (2007-03-30 12:03:51)
v 英语小品 Another day in paradise (2007-03-30 12:03:50)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧剧本●傻子春天 (2007-03-30 12:03:50)
v 英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (2007-03-30 12:03:49)
v 英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） (2007-03-30 12:03:49)
v 英语小品剧本 -- The Gifts （礼物） (2007-03-30 12:03:47)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） (2007-03-30 12:03:47)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本 (2007-03-30 12:03:46)
v 英语小品剧本 -- THE MASK 面膜 (2007-03-30 12:03:46
❾ 找一些英语短剧
楼上的。我怀疑憨豆先生一集里面要看到一个会说话的人都很困难。更不要说练习英语了。
公认的哈。初学者就多看Friends。一集只有二十分钟。一共三百多集。我看了不下7遍。看进去了你的英语就take off了。