小品地铁的故事
❶ 地铁与火车的故事
[地铁抄与火车的故事]地铁与火车袭的故事正文:
地铁与火车的故事地铁与火车的故事廉江市一小 五班 温煜 从前地铁、火车和现在的不一样,它们全都在陆地上跑,地铁与火车的故事。所以名字也不同,一个叫快铁,一个叫冲车,他们名字之所以会改变,都是因为一件小事……以前地铁和火车经常闹矛盾,都对对方不满意。有一天,快铁在路中间睡大觉,正睡得香呢,突然冲车疾驰而来,那速度简直风驰电掣,眼看就要撞上了,冲车来了一个急刹车,“吱吱——轰隆!”可是还是撞上了,快铁的油箱给撞飞了!冲车的车厢也碎了,就开始抱怨起来了:“你小子!竟然睡在路中央,你疯了?”“明明是你没长眼睛!”快铁也不甘示弱,小学三年级作文《地铁与火车的故事》。“你有证据吗?笨蛋!”“哼!反正你赔!”“为什么?”“我去向智慧老人讨个公道!”“我也去!”来到智慧老人家,快铁把事情的起因经过告诉了智慧老人。老人想了想说:“你们分开行驶,快铁去地下,冲车你留在地面!你们就分开了!”从此,快铁就成了地铁,冲车因为消不掉肚子里的火气,所以被叫做火车。 (投稿:お赌神の徒げ 于 2006-12-15 21:51:54 编审: zw)
❷ 谁知道欢乐喜剧人第三季0205期常远的地铁故事2那个小兔子是谁演的!是
开心麻花 王艺璇
❸ 求在地铁中一段英文的对话的情景故事,急,在线等
Dialogue A
Linhua:Excuse me,. Can you help me?
Policeman:Sure.
Linhua:Can you tell me how to get to center park?
Policeman:You can take the subway.
Linhua:Oh,I just can't figure out the subway system at all.
As soon as I get underground I lose my sense of direction.
Policeman:But it's easy to get to Manhattan from here by the subway. You take the uptown R train and get off at 42nd Street.
Linhua:O. K. ,do you know where the nearest subway station is?
Policeman:It's over there across the street in front of the cinema.
Linhua:Thanks a lot.
Policeman:You're welcome.
Dialogue B
(A:Visitor;B:Token man)
A:Is this right subway to the Rockefeller Center?
B:Yes,you take the D train on the downtown platform,and go three stops.
A:How much is the fare?
B:One dollar and fifteen cents. You give me the money and I'll exchange it for a token.
A:What should I do with the token?
B:You put it in the slot at the turnstile and then push the turnstile to get into the platform.
A:Oh,I see. By the way,how can I get out of the platform after I get off the train?
B:That's very easy. The exit is always open.
A:Thank you very much.
B:My pleasure. Remember,the D train,the downtown platform.
Dialogue C
A:How did you enjoy your subway trip yesterday,Yang?
B:Very much and I found it very funny,too.
A:Really?When did you take your trip there?
B:I was down at the Lilan Station at 7∶30. I guess that was a bad time to travel. When a train pulled in I was simply swept in by the rush of people from behind.
A:Oh,poor you!But did you manage to find a seat?
B:That was out of the question. The train left the station before I was able to get back my breath. I planned to get off at the Bridge Station for a visit,but I found myself landed at an entirely new one.
A:So you overrode your station.
B:That's right,and it took me half an hour to get on a train back.
A: Can you tell me how to get to Manhattan?
你能否告诉我去曼哈顿怎么走吗?
B: You can take the subway.
您可以乘地铁。
A: Oh,I just can't figure out the subway system at all.
哦,我对地铁系统就是弄不明白。
C: But it's easy to get to Manhattan from here by the sub-way.
可是从这儿乘地铁到曼哈顿很方便。
B: You take the uptown R train and get off at 42nd street.
您乘北线方向的R路车到第42街下车。
A: O. K. ,do you know where the nearest subway station is.
好吧。您知道最近的地铁车站在哪么?
D:It's over there across the street in front of the cinema.
就在街对面电影院的前面。
A:. Is this the right subway to the Rockefeller Center?
这就是去洛克菲勒中心的地铁吗?
E: Yes,you take the D train on the downtown platform,and go three stops.
是的,您在南线站乘D路车,一共三站路。
A:. How much is the fare?
车费多少?
E:1$
A: What should I do with the token?
我该怎么用这个辅币呢?
E. You put it in the slot at the turnstile and then push the turnstile to get into the platform.
您把它投入旋转栅门的缝槽里,然后推动旋转栅门就可以进入站台了。
A. By the way,how can I get out of the platform after I get off the train?
顺便问一下,我下车后怎么出站台呢?
E.That's very easy. The exit is always open.
那很容易,出口处总是敞开着。
D:. Remember,the D train,the downtown platform.
记住,D路车,南线站台。
❹ 求编小品。一个幼师和地铁人员发生的搞笑事。还有一个语言作业~(十一,小生活)作文400字,高悬赏。
小品不知道
❺ 地铁女人民工编一个故事
一个女人爱上了一个民工在地铁里
❻ 以前优酷放过一个系列的短片,讲地铁里发生的小故事的,类似青春偶像剧啊,有哪位大神记得这剧叫什么名字
这部戏跟放羊的星星剧情很像 都是男女主人公因为误会而分开 几年以后有意版外的相遇权 然后男主人公为报复女主人公跟女主人公在一起 后来真相大白两人在一起很幸福。。。 两部戏大体上都是这样 不过,我觉得放羊的星星更好看一些。